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2013-08-18 03:31:58 AM  
Master of scareimonies.

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2013-08-18 03:40:41 AM  
Redhead thread!

i1.ytimg.com

/hotlinked, so these will disappear quickly
 
2013-08-18 06:18:47 AM  
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2013-08-18 06:53:19 AM  
If you look carefully at the picture from the article... a lot of them hardly qualify.
 
2013-08-18 06:54:01 AM  
Jabez Wilson wanted for questioning.

Is this red-head thread?
 
2013-08-18 06:55:56 AM  
Out on the road today 
I saw a redhead sticker on a cadillac 
A little voice inside my head said: 
"Don't look back, you can never look back"
 
2013-08-18 06:56:40 AM  
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2013-08-18 07:04:01 AM  

Jesus McSordid: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 600x750]


My question was, where in the world did her nipples go?
 
2013-08-18 07:04:53 AM  
Took a trip to Powell's and Kell's yesterday. Some Bangers and Mash made the Ginger threat tolerable as I read some Cormac McCarthy and downed a few pints of Guinness.

mw2.google.com
 
2013-08-18 07:10:22 AM  

lostcat: Jesus McSordid: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 600x750]

My question was, where in the world did her nipples go?


Ariel's nipples sit pretty high. "Perky," as it were.

So I've heard.
 
2013-08-18 07:11:32 AM  
Uh,oh... FARK redhead thread...

/this is not a bookmark
//gets the popcorn
///and some lotion
//I'll be in my bunk
/slashified for posterity
 
2013-08-18 07:15:40 AM  
Upon further review, Guiness redacted the record because not a soul was seen that day.
 
2013-08-18 07:21:42 AM  
I don't understand the redhead love, sure some of them are absolutely stunning, but a good portion of them look like inbred mutants.
 
2013-08-18 07:32:22 AM  
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2013-08-18 07:36:14 AM  

Anti-BoyBand: Upon further review, Guiness redacted the record because not a soul was seen that day.

 
2013-08-18 07:37:22 AM  
So I meant to add "quoted for truth, and not bookmark purposes"
 
2013-08-18 07:44:14 AM  
images1.wikia.nocookie.net

/attendance is mandatory for even part time redheads
 
2013-08-18 07:53:54 AM  
Redhead thread!
 
2013-08-18 08:02:45 AM  
..he's got more women than you can shake a stick at, if that's your idea of a good time.
 
2013-08-18 08:04:20 AM  

YoOjo: Out on the road today 
I saw a redhead sticker on a cadillac 
A little voice inside my head said: 
"Don't look back, you can never look back"


I'm just listening to a version of that song right now!

/meta
 
2013-08-18 08:05:16 AM  

Jesus McSordid: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 600x750]


It looks like Patrick Stewart and Bruce Willis are trying to escape from her chest.
 
2013-08-18 08:09:49 AM  
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2013-08-18 08:10:19 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Jesus McSordid: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 600x750]

It looks like Patrick Stewart and Bruce Willis are trying to escape from her chest.


I will help them.
/let's just move that arm out of the waaaaayyyyy.
 
2013-08-18 08:15:19 AM  

EvilEgg: I don't understand the redhead love, sure some of them are absolutely stunning, but a good portion of them look like inbred mutants.


We are mutants. You got a problem with that?
 
2013-08-18 08:17:52 AM  
Run, run as fast as you can..you can't catch me I'm the
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2013-08-18 08:18:06 AM  
redhead (women) seem to be either beautiful or hideous.

they age badly too.
 
2013-08-18 08:23:45 AM  
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2013-08-18 08:33:17 AM  
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2013-08-18 08:34:52 AM  

EvilEgg: I don't understand the redhead love, sure some of them are absolutely stunning, but a good portion of them look like inbred mutants.


Hot Redhead Woman > All Other Women > Ugly Redhead
 
2013-08-18 08:41:52 AM  
1,600 is a record? Pfft, you get more than that in one block of the St. Paddy's Day parade in NYC.

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2013-08-18 08:51:04 AM  
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2013-08-18 08:54:57 AM  
static.giantbomb.com


thechive.files.wordpress.com

www.olskoolrodz.com

uberhumor.com

/redheads and tattoos are like PB & J.
 
2013-08-18 08:57:20 AM  
Dye jobs are not redheads
 
2013-08-18 09:11:12 AM  

Kiler: Dye jobs are not redheads


And wearing makeup is a LIE!

/shutup and let us enjoy them.
 
2013-08-18 09:19:00 AM  
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2013-08-18 09:19:34 AM  
Farkers, I'm going out for a run. I expect this thread to be filled with even more redhead pics when I return. You have 2 hours.

/kthxbye
 
2013-08-18 09:24:23 AM  
/bkmk
 
2013-08-18 09:30:44 AM  
Wolf892:

I was looking for her in here.
 
2013-08-18 09:33:26 AM  
In related news, 40 ridiculously hot women were joined by 760 butt ugly ones for a rally in Portland.
 
2013-08-18 09:35:34 AM  
I was in Ithaca twice this summer, all the way from Florida even.  I was amazed at the number of gingers walking around up there.  It was like Village of the Damned, but mediocrity prevailed where awesome symbiosis existed in the movie.
 
2013-08-18 09:35:38 AM  

safeinsane: Farkers, I'm going out for a run. I expect this thread to be filled with even more redhead pics when I return. You have 2 hours.

/kthxbye

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Oh if you insist...
 
2013-08-18 09:37:35 AM  
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2013-08-18 09:42:25 AM  
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2013-08-18 09:45:50 AM  
Beware the freckled ones.  They get a freckle every time somebody faps while looking at them or their image, and thus surrenders a small part of their soul to them.
 
2013-08-18 09:55:26 AM  
Red hair girl = proof that god exist
Red hair boy = please don't eat my soul
 
2013-08-18 09:56:41 AM  
www.sitcomsonline.com
 
2013-08-18 10:12:16 AM  
I expect this thread to be filled with pictures of phony redheads, and end up with a deficit if real ginger hotness. Leaving disappointed. :(
 
2013-08-18 10:23:48 AM  
Death is but aa door way, time is but a window, I shall return.
 
2013-08-18 10:25:18 AM  
 
2013-08-18 10:30:41 AM  
 
2013-08-18 10:42:13 AM  
I remember the first time I went to Ireland - It was in the late 1980s, and The Celtic tiger hadn't happened yet, and the Troubles were still going on in the north. There was still a kind of dour grimness about Dublin the morning I staggered out of my five-star hotel onto the empty stillness of Grafton street. The Cloud cover was light, but low and complete, and it was march in any event. The streets that had been so full of life now were empty but spotless. I shuffled, hand in pockets past one closed store then another. I finally found a place that was selling breakfast, right next to a stationers. With my last 10 punt note, I paid for the best cup of coffee I'd had in six weeks, and scrambled duck eggs. Another twenty minutes after that I heard church bells as I stepped back out onto the street. To my left, the wall of the Liffe was blocked from time to time by a passing lorry. The Sun had broken through the clouds, and I skulked into a sunbeam, and turned my face upwards, glad of the warmth. It was then that I heard a sound off to my left, and when I turned I was truly amazed - for down the narrow cobblestone street came a horde of ginger and strawberry.

My Family was half-Irish - everyone involved in the creation of my mother had descended from people who had crammed themselves into boats and come to work in the fabric mills and factories of Pawtucket and Providence and Woonsocket. My great aunts and uncles, and my second cousins shared apixie-like delicacy and fairness of skin, with freckles and a propensity to burn easily. Some of us had coppery hair with cowlicks, whorls and loops. Some had the orange brilliance of a modern light field painting, and a few of my cousins and one aunt had a blonde-red strawberry hue that stood out in America like a bulls's eye.

But here, there was so much orange and red that it seemed ordinary, and instantly, I looked at faces- thin ones, a few round ones, but most looking very lean and intense. Many in contemplation, Many others smiling and joyful. To be sure it wasn't all orange, but that was the first time I'd seen more red than black or brown in a crowd. I wondered if my own body - that often looked sickly and alien in the cities full of tanned or brown people in which I worked - looked more healthy and vigorous in a place where blue and green eyes were more common.

It's a good thing, I think, to be with people who resemble us in the most superficial ways - Hair, eyes, skin. Not because we are defined by these things, but because we are too often dominated by them. When you take away the most obvious descriptions of a person - don't the other features come through? Don't you start noticing strong jaws, or a shapely shoulder or great legs? Things that might go unconsidered suddenly leap to the fore.
 
2013-08-18 10:43:42 AM  
A guy at the bar last night went. He said they were passing out sunscreen. I found that hilarious.
 
2013-08-18 10:46:59 AM  
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2013-08-18 11:06:10 AM  
This is interesting, some people are only posting pictures of women in this thread instead of making a comment.
 
2013-08-18 11:06:46 AM  
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2013-08-18 11:22:39 AM  

lostcat: Jesus McSordid: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 600x750]

My question was, where in the world did her nipples go?


Redheads only have witches' teats to suckle their ginger piglets, and those are normally found under the tongue or on the back.
 
2013-08-18 11:32:56 AM  
Brunette's pretending to be redheads:

A) aren't fooling anyone except retards

and

B) are a special kind of pathetic.
 
2013-08-18 12:04:25 PM  
I keep hoping that one of these redhead threads would win me over so I can start really enjoying them. I guess it's a skin issue. Pale and pasty is not my thing. The best looking pics always seem to be of gals that get their red from a bottle.

/to each their own.
 
2013-08-18 12:27:32 PM  
I have nothing against redheads. In fact, I dated a copper-haired young woman for five years. That said, there's nothing creepier than a redhead using black mascara. For fark's sake, they have mascara for redheads. Use it.
 
2013-08-18 12:29:49 PM  

rubi_con_man: I remember the first time I went to Ireland - It was in the late 1980s


My fiancee's a redhead and visited Northern Ireland last summer. She went thinking she'd fit right in with the crowd. She was amazed at how few there were. Looking over her pictures there's only one redhead (other than herself) and a brunette with some red highlights (possibly from a bottle). The vast majority have dark hair or are blonde.

We actually live in an area with a fairly high concentration of redheads. The area was settled by Scots and Irish so a lot of the old families have red. It's not uncommon to go to a party and have 1/4 or 1/3 redhaired.

/She also managed to get a sunburn during what was a particularily wet summer, even by irish standards.
 
2013-08-18 12:30:32 PM  
Fine Attractive People.
 
2013-08-18 12:50:16 PM  
This thread is very one-sided, let me fix this.

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/I'll be in my bunk
//Hope they do this again when I move out there! :D
 
2013-08-18 12:55:15 PM  
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2013-08-18 12:55:39 PM  
Been there. Done that. Even married that. Would never, ever go back. Redheads are nice enough to look at, and some are great in the sack (SOME, not all), but they're nutball-psycho-farking-crazy. That fiery redhead thing gets old REAL fast.
 
2013-08-18 12:56:06 PM  

rubi_con_man: that often looked sickly and alien in the cities full of tanned or brown people in which I worked


When I was born I was a redhead, as I got older my hair got darker. When I was in my 20s it was a chestnut/auburn colour and I went to visit my cousing in Milan, she is a redhead. When we were out the attention we both got was farking amazing,

*sigh*
 
2013-08-18 12:56:57 PM  

Vector R: This thread is very one-sided, let me fix this.

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/I'll be in my bunk
//Hope they do this again when I move out there! :D




Wtf? This a redhead babe thread. Nobody was needing those dude pics.
 
2013-08-18 01:04:19 PM  
KILL IT WITH--oh wait, its already on fire.
 
2013-08-18 01:05:34 PM  
Oh yeah. This is definitely a bookmark.
 
2013-08-18 01:09:49 PM  

amishkarl: We actually live in an area with a fairly high concentration of redheads. The area was settled by Scots and Irish so a lot of the old families have red. It's not uncommon to go to a party and have 1/4 or 1/3 redhaired.


You should try hooking up with a full redhead sometime.
 
2013-08-18 01:44:01 PM  

berylman: If you look carefully at the picture from the article... a lot of them hardly qualify.


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2013-08-18 01:58:38 PM  

dancininanson.net

 
2013-08-18 02:13:57 PM  
Congrats Portland on your most ginger's in one location world record...

www.bubblews.com
 
2013-08-18 02:43:17 PM  

jsmilky: redhead (women) seem to be either beautiful or hideous.

they age badly too.


Speaking as someone who just happened across a recent photo of a redhead I knew in college, some 30 years ago, I can say that this is not universally true.

/odd to think of a 50-yr-old as "cute", but there she is
 
2013-08-18 02:47:01 PM  

safeinsane: Farkers, I'm going out for a run. I expect this thread to be filled with even more redhead pics when I return. You have 2 hours.

/kthxbye


www.thestyleking.com
2.bp.blogspot.com


s1.hubimg.com

media1.onsugar.com

SO THERE!

www.offdutygamers.com
 
2013-08-18 02:58:39 PM  
"you can't afford me"

/not obscure
 
2013-08-18 03:08:25 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Been there. Done that. Even married that. Would never, ever go back. Redheads are nice enough to look at, and some are great in the sack (SOME, not all), but they're nutball-psycho-farking-crazy. That fiery redhead thing gets old REAL fast.


Married a red myself, batshiat nuts is what they are..
 
2013-08-18 03:17:49 PM  
Don't forget the queen.

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2013-08-18 03:35:09 PM  

danceswithcrows: [crow202.org image 467x700]
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Now that's what I'm talkin' about!

Bane of Broone: I guess it's a skin issue. Pale and pasty is not my thing.


More for me then!

/It's the freckles.
 
2013-08-18 03:38:42 PM  

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#1 and #4 can share what's left of my soul.
 
2013-08-18 03:41:57 PM  
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bunks filled yet?
 
2013-08-18 03:42:09 PM  

Pockafrusta: Took a trip to Powell's and Kell's yesterday. Some Bangers and Mash made the Ginger threat tolerable as I read some Cormac McCarthy and downed a few pints of Guinness.

[mw2.google.com image 500x375]


You were in Portland and you drank Guinness? Why?
 
2013-08-18 03:44:22 PM  
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2013-08-18 03:46:03 PM  
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she is a redhead, but are you really looking at the hair?
 
2013-08-18 03:50:08 PM  

bratface: safeinsane: Farkers, I'm going out for a run. I expect this thread to be filled with even more redhead pics when I return. You have 2 hours.

/kthxbye

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SO THERE!

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Oh, you :P

Mhal9000: safeinsane: Farkers, I'm going out for a run. I expect this thread to be filled with even more redhead pics when I return. You have 2 hours.

/kthxbye
[farm3.staticflickr.com image 240x160]
Oh if you insist...


Thanks. A lot :)
 
2013-08-18 06:43:28 PM  

holdeestrufs: Brunette's pretending to be redheads:

A) aren't fooling anyone except retards

and

B) are a special kind of pathetic.


Real redheads can vary from strawberry blonde in the summer to dark auburn in the winter in the same year, without dye or henna (my wife, who uses neither, does), depending on sun exposure and whether or not they swim in chlorinated pools. That brunette may not be an actual brunette, so don't be so close-minded.
 
2013-08-18 06:54:55 PM  
Bookmarkedp
 
2013-08-18 07:34:55 PM  
69gnarkill69

Awesome, she was beautiful.
 
2013-08-18 10:41:12 PM  
I must have been late. There wasn't a soul to be found when I got there.
 
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