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(ABC 27)   Ah the redneck wedding, where the couple is dressed in camouflage at a Field & Stream store and one of the stars from Duck Dynasty shows up.... wait, what?   (abc27.com) divider line 49
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2013-08-18 06:41:53 AM
What do you mean "wait.what?" That sentence and the concepts it conveys made a perfect sort of horrible, ghastly sense, within the context of the reality it inhabits.
 
2013-08-18 06:46:10 AM
What the fark is Duck Dynasty?  Something about Scrooge McDuck?
 
2013-08-18 07:05:15 AM
Woah! You mean this guy just randomly showed up to their wedding?! No, he didn't just  "show up". The girl was going to cancel the wedding because he was supposed to be coming to that store. Mama gave her the idea to do the wedding at the store.

They held the event where he was going to be, kinda hard to avoid it at that point.
 
2013-08-18 07:14:38 AM
i1162.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-18 07:38:35 AM
My very pretty co-worker is very into Willy. I thought she  was joking, but she rattled off several things about him and the show that proved she was dead serious. That beard and attitude really does it for her.
 
2013-08-18 07:50:17 AM
Martian problems
 
2013-08-18 07:53:38 AM
Yes Subtard, the last place in the world you would expect a hillbilly from DD to show up at is a Field & Stream store...
 
2013-08-18 08:11:12 AM
farking DD... I stopped cutting my hair last December and by early June I was getting DD references. I've never seen that farking show beyond the commercials and they're intruding in my project.
 
2013-08-18 08:17:52 AM
Who?

**reads article**

Who?

More importantly, how does something called "Duck Dynasty" qualify for something called the "Arts & Entertainment Channel"?
 
2013-08-18 08:19:01 AM

Alphax: What the fark is Duck Dynasty?  Something about Scrooge McDuck?


Only the highest rated show on cable.
 
2013-08-18 08:25:54 AM
FTA:   Cook said she had been engaged to another man, but he died in a car crash four years ago. But she met Miller at the scene and eventually the two started dating.

"I never thought it would happen again," Cook said, tearing up.

.
 So, when God closes a door He opens a window?

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2013-08-18 08:30:55 AM

StrikitRich: Alphax: What the fark is Duck Dynasty?  Something about Scrooge McDuck?

Only the highest rated show on cable.


Is that like 'biggest flea on the chihuahua'?
 
2013-08-18 08:37:57 AM
I'm still at a loss as to why Duck Dynasty is apparently a huge thing and not just another Redneck Reality Show.
 
2013-08-18 08:40:28 AM
Swamp People is so much better.

It's scripted, but it's as simple as this.

(Actually kinda charming) Joe Jack hasn't filled his gator tags for this season yet.  Last night he set his baits.

"Oh God, he's tied up!"

Joe Jack has his Son with him today.

"Shoot him! He's got the boat and he's all tied up!"

Crack of a .22 rifle

"That's not the monsta we been lookin' foah, but he's a 9 footah, least.  Pull em up boy!"

Everything is subtitled.  These are some Coon-Ass mo'fo's.

Rinse, repeat.  What I like is the not so godamned cheesy script of it all.  I find these families and people far more enjoyable than the "Hillybilly Rich" thing the producers of DD have going on.  Swamp People is MUCH closer to being a pure documentary than Duck Dynasty.  And hey, even documentaries are scripted.  The subjects in Swamp People aren't busy acting for the camera, because they are busy pulling wild Louisiana Alligators onto the surface of the water via a hook and a rope with their bare hands.  It gets messy. Some of the cinematography is obviously shot after the fact, but it's well done.  But when it comes down to it, this is a show about baiting and catching gators.  On airboats, which automatically...insert Archer reference, whatever.

Give it a shot.  It's on History Channel so you may have to sort through all the other crap, but I guarantee you, it's got far more to do with actual history than a show with a bunch of dudes who's Dad made a good duck call and his sons and their stupid wives and grandkids act out vapid drama about lost wedding rings.  Gimme a break.
 
2013-08-18 08:42:14 AM

FeedTheCollapse: I'm still at a loss as to why Duck Dynasty is apparently a huge thing and not just another Redneck Reality Show.


I'm still at a loss as to why reality tv itself is a huge thing.
 
2013-08-18 08:51:47 AM

AngryDragon: More importantly, how does something called "Duck Dynasty" qualify for something called the "Arts & Entertainment Channel"?


i39.tinypic.com
"My head is full of f*ck!!"
 
2013-08-18 09:06:11 AM

jpo2269: Yes Subtard, the last place in the world you would expect a hillbilly from DD to show up at is a Field & Stream store...


Yeah, with his money and class you would think he would be found at a Gander Mtn.

/I did seriously had to share this story with a young lady I know who has been talking about having her wedding in camo.  We have already told her she should get the whole wedding party in waders and stand in a river or lake for the nuptials.
 
2013-08-18 09:20:12 AM

Spanky McStupid: FTA:   Cook said she had been engaged to another man, but he died in a car crash four years ago. But she met Miller at the scene and eventually the two started dating.

"I never thought it would happen again," Cook said, tearing up.
.
 So, when God closes a door He opens a window?


So, at the scene where her fiance died, she met her current one (now husband)? At some point, one of them gave the other or asked for a phone number. I'm really hoping it was more along the lines of bumping into each other at some point down the road, but considering they got married at a store with the hopes of meeting a reality 'star', I'm not gonna hold my breath.
 
2013-08-18 09:21:39 AM
Its not a Redneck wedding unless the orchestra starts playing "Rains of Castamere" and a few musicians in camouflage start playing with crossbolts.

Or am I confusing it with the Red Redneck Wedding?
 
2013-08-18 09:23:44 AM
White_Scarf_Syndrome:
Give it a shot.  It's on History Channel so you may have to sort through all the other crap, but I guarantee you, it's got far more to do with actual history than a show with a bunch of dudes who's Dad made a good duck call and his sons and their stupid wives and grandkids act out vapid drama about lost wedding rings.  Gimme a break.

This is why we can't have half-way decent show on TV.
 
2013-08-18 09:24:36 AM

White_Scarf_Syndrome: Swamp People is so much better.

It's scripted, but it's as simple as this.

(Actually kinda charming) Joe Jack hasn't filled his gator tags for this season yet.  Last night he set his baits.

"Oh God, he's tied up!"

Joe Jack has his Son with him today.

"Shoot him! He's got the boat and he's all tied up!"

Crack of a .22 rifle

"That's not the monsta we been lookin' foah, but he's a 9 footah, least.  Pull em up boy!"

Everything is subtitled.  These are some Coon-Ass mo'fo's.

Rinse, repeat.  What I like is the not so godamned cheesy script of it all.  I find these families and people far more enjoyable than the "Hillybilly Rich" thing the producers of DD have going on.  Swamp People is MUCH closer to being a pure documentary than Duck Dynasty.  And hey, even documentaries are scripted.  The subjects in Swamp People aren't busy acting for the camera, because they are busy pulling wild Louisiana Alligators onto the surface of the water via a hook and a rope with their bare hands.  It gets messy. Some of the cinematography is obviously shot after the fact, but it's well done.  But when it comes down to it, this is a show about baiting and catching gators.  On airboats, which automatically...insert Archer reference, whatever.

Give it a shot.  It's on History Channel so you may have to sort through all the other crap, but I guarantee you, it's got far more to do with actual history than a show with a bunch of dudes who's Dad made a good duck call and his sons and their stupid wives and grandkids act out vapid drama about lost wedding rings.  Gimme a break.


There is no history whatsoever in anything that you typed.  This stuff is the television equivalent of a county-fair deep-fried dog turd.
 
2013-08-18 09:28:41 AM

TheMysteriousStranger: Its not a Redneck wedding unless the orchestra starts playing "Rains of Castamere" and a few musicians in camouflage start playing with crossbolts.

Or am I confusing it with the Red Redneck Wedding?


This is where the shapshooter fall to backshot and the womenfolk take Frey away by the ear, clanging him in the head with pots and pans.

/the Robinsons and Starks have a large feast, praying to the Old Gods and the New Gods
 
2013-08-18 10:23:48 AM

StrikitRich: Alphax: What the fark is Duck Dynasty?  Something about Scrooge McDuck?

Only the highest rated show on cable.


Uhm these guys would like to have a word with you.......

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2013-08-18 10:42:09 AM

iron_city_ap: Spanky McStupid: FTA:   Cook said she had been engaged to another man, but he died in a car crash four years ago. But she met Miller at the scene and eventually the two started dating.

"I never thought it would happen again," Cook said, tearing up.
.
 So, when God closes a door He opens a window?

So, at the scene where her fiance died, she met her current one (now husband)? At some point, one of them gave the other or asked for a phone number. I'm really hoping it was more along the lines of bumping into each other at some point down the road, but considering they got married at a store with the hopes of meeting a reality 'star', I'm not gonna hold my breath.


My guess is they were trading insurance information.
 
2013-08-18 10:45:12 AM

ScaryBottles: StrikitRich: Alphax: What the fark is Duck Dynasty?  Something about Scrooge McDuck?

Only the highest rated show on cable.

Uhm these guys would like to have a word with you.......



Let's see, Duck Dynasty premiered this week with 11.8 million viewers and Breaking Bad only had 5.9 million, so you've already shown you don't know shiat.  Game of Thrones delivered  4.4 million viewers in it's 3rd season premiere while Mad Men brought in only 3.5 million. Walking Dead had 12.4 million barely edging out Duck Dynasty.

Your shooting 25% which is a failing score.

In it's reality classification, it's still #1.  http://www.deadline.com/2013/08/duck-dynasty-season-premiere-breaks-c a ble-records-with-11-8-million-viewers/
 
2013-08-18 10:49:49 AM

StrikitRich: ScaryBottles: StrikitRich: Alphax: What the fark is Duck Dynasty?  Something about Scrooge McDuck?

Only the highest rated show on cable.

Uhm these guys would like to have a word with you.......


Let's see, Duck Dynasty premiered this week with 11.8 million viewers and Breaking Bad only had 5.9 million, so you've already shown you don't know shiat.  Game of Thrones delivered  4.4 million viewers in it's 3rd season premiere while Mad Men brought in only 3.5 million. Walking Dead had 12.4 million barely edging out Duck Dynasty.

Your shooting 25% which is a failing score.

In it's reality classification, it's still #1.  http://www.deadline.com/2013/08/duck-dynasty-season-premiere-breaks-c a ble-records-with-11-8-million-viewers/


That was one premiere, you seem to be neglecting the fact that on an aggregate over the course of a season all four beat the shiat of your sister farking heroes.
 
2013-08-18 10:52:48 AM
yep, just as I thought: most of the thread either claiming to never have HEARD of Duck Dynasty OR those who have never watched more than a couple of episodes BASHING it.

No shocker there.

That being said, the woman in the article is clearly NUTS (the whole canning the wedding over Willie's possible not-appearance), but thank god they didn't marry in a Wal Mart, lol!
 
2013-08-18 11:06:15 AM

ScaryBottles: StrikitRich: ScaryBottles: StrikitRich: Alphax: What the fark is Duck Dynasty?  Something about Scrooge McDuck?

Only the highest rated show on cable.

Uhm these guys would like to have a word with you.......


Let's see, Duck Dynasty premiered this week with 11.8 million viewers and Breaking Bad only had 5.9 million, so you've already shown you don't know shiat.  Game of Thrones delivered  4.4 million viewers in it's 3rd season premiere while Mad Men brought in only 3.5 million. Walking Dead had 12.4 million barely edging out Duck Dynasty.

Your shooting 25% which is a failing score.

In it's reality classification, it's still #1.  http://www.deadline.com/2013/08/duck-dynasty-season-premiere-breaks-c a ble-records-with-11-8-million-viewers/

That was one premiere, you seem to be neglecting the fact that on an aggregate over the course of a season all four beat the shiat of your sister farking heroes.


Never said they were my heroes, I just felt the need to call you out as the dumbass you obviously are.  Duck Dynasty and Breaking Bad just premiered so don't go picking and choosing your numbers for season comparisons.
 
2013-08-18 11:08:30 AM

StrikitRich: Duck Dynasty premiered this week with 11.8 million viewers and Breaking Bad only had 5.9 million, so you've already shown you don't know shiat. Game of Thrones delivered 4.4 million viewers in it's 3rd season premiere while Mad Men brought in only 3.5 million. Walking Dead had 12.4 million barely edging out Duck Dynasty.


I'm not saying I hate America, but the notion that 11.8 million of us watch Duck Dynasty brings me as close as I've ever been.
 
2013-08-18 11:16:38 AM

StrikitRich: ScaryBottles: StrikitRich: ScaryBottles: StrikitRich: Alphax: What the fark is Duck Dynasty?  Something about Scrooge McDuck?

Only the highest rated show on cable.

Uhm these guys would like to have a word with you.......


Let's see, Duck Dynasty premiered this week with 11.8 million viewers and Breaking Bad only had 5.9 million, so you've already shown you don't know shiat.  Game of Thrones delivered  4.4 million viewers in it's 3rd season premiere while Mad Men brought in only 3.5 million. Walking Dead had 12.4 million barely edging out Duck Dynasty.

Your shooting 25% which is a failing score.

In it's reality classification, it's still #1.  http://www.deadline.com/2013/08/duck-dynasty-season-premiere-breaks-c a ble-records-with-11-8-million-viewers/

That was one premiere, you seem to be neglecting the fact that on an aggregate over the course of a season all four beat the shiat of your sister farking heroes.

Never said they were my heroes, I just felt the need to call you out as the dumbass you obviously are.  Duck Dynasty and Breaking Bad just premiered so don't go picking and choosing your numbers for season comparisons.


So I'm looking at overall ratings and you are looking at the ratings for a single episode and I'm the one cherry picking? Did you go to farking clown college?
 
2013-08-18 11:30:29 AM

jso2897: What do you mean "wait.what?" That sentence and the concepts it conveys made a perfect sort of horrible, ghastly sense, within the context of the reality it inhabits.


I may have to steal that.
 
2013-08-18 11:32:22 AM
The Duke of Death!
 
2013-08-18 11:49:28 AM

ScaryBottles: StrikitRich: ScaryBottles: StrikitRich: ScaryBottles: StrikitRich: Alphax: What the fark is Duck Dynasty?  Something about Scrooge McDuck?

Only the highest rated show on cable.

Uhm these guys would like to have a word with you.......


Let's see, Duck Dynasty premiered this week with 11.8 million viewers and Breaking Bad only had 5.9 million, so you've already shown you don't know shiat.  Game of Thrones delivered  4.4 million viewers in it's 3rd season premiere while Mad Men brought in only 3.5 million. Walking Dead had 12.4 million barely edging out Duck Dynasty.

Your shooting 25% which is a failing score.

In it's reality classification, it's still #1.  http://www.deadline.com/2013/08/duck-dynasty-season-premiere-breaks-c a ble-records-with-11-8-million-viewers/

That was one premiere, you seem to be neglecting the fact that on an aggregate over the course of a season all four beat the shiat of your sister farking heroes.

Never said they were my heroes, I just felt the need to call you out as the dumbass you obviously are.  Duck Dynasty and Breaking Bad just premiered so don't go picking and choosing your numbers for season comparisons.

So I'm looking at overall ratings and you are looking at the ratings for a single episode and I'm the one cherry picking? Did you go to farking clown college?


You're arguing with an unknown person about how many people like TV show A over TV show B. Did you.

/I hope you win the argument. It'll SO be worth your time...
 
2013-08-18 12:01:46 PM

suburbanguy: ScaryBottles: StrikitRich: ScaryBottles: StrikitRich: ScaryBottles: StrikitRich: Alphax: What the fark is Duck Dynasty?  Something about Scrooge McDuck?

Only the highest rated show on cable.

Uhm these guys would like to have a word with you.......


Let's see, Duck Dynasty premiered this week with 11.8 million viewers and Breaking Bad only had 5.9 million, so you've already shown you don't know shiat.  Game of Thrones delivered  4.4 million viewers in it's 3rd season premiere while Mad Men brought in only 3.5 million. Walking Dead had 12.4 million barely edging out Duck Dynasty.

Your shooting 25% which is a failing score.

In it's reality classification, it's still #1.  http://www.deadline.com/2013/08/duck-dynasty-season-premiere-breaks-c a ble-records-with-11-8-million-viewers/

That was one premiere, you seem to be neglecting the fact that on an aggregate over the course of a season all four beat the shiat of your sister farking heroes.

Never said they were my heroes, I just felt the need to call you out as the dumbass you obviously are.  Duck Dynasty and Breaking Bad just premiered so don't go picking and choosing your numbers for season comparisons.

So I'm looking at overall ratings and you are looking at the ratings for a single episode and I'm the one cherry picking? Did you go to farking clown college?

You're arguing with an unknown person about how many people like TV show A over TV show B. Did you.

/I hope you win the argument. It'll SO be worth your time...


Well he started it!
 
2013-08-18 12:40:40 PM
I like Duck Dynasty.  I also like Breaking Bad, Walking Dead, and Game of Thrones.  (don't care for Mad Men.)

I am American television personified.  You may run in fear now.
 
2013-08-18 12:50:24 PM

Descartes: I like Duck Dynasty.  I also like Breaking Bad, Walking Dead, and Game of Thrones.  (don't care for Mad Men.)

I am American television personified.  You may run in fear now.


Actually I have never watched Mad Men or Breaking Bad but everybody else seems to think they're good and having not seen either who am I to argue? My point was one episode does not qualify you for "highest rated show on cable" mindless cheerleading gets on my nerves.

Never watched Duck Dynasty either but if its in any way similar to other "reality" shows no thanks. If I want to see real life I will go live my life.
 
2013-08-18 01:37:25 PM

Descartes: I like Duck Dynasty.  I also like Breaking Bad, Walking Dead, and Game of Thrones.  (don't care for Mad Men.)

I am American television personified.  You may run in fear now.


I never watched it until last weekend when I was house sitting for a friend. Caught a marathon of it and was flipping back to one of those storage war/repo men shows. I killed my own cable box years ago.

Duck Dynasty wasn't that bad. I lived in Louisiana for a few years and they just reminded me of friends from New Iberia and Abbeville. They really like to drink and hunt and eat. Not the sharpest tools in the shed, but they really are fun people to hang out with. And boy.... can they cook. Wow. Gained like 50 pounds living down there.

I just think it's incredibly weird that our form of entertainment has gotten to the point where we watch normal people pick their nose and fart. Sure, it's kinda neat to see how other people live, but I just wish we had more quality programming with actual thought and writing. Guess that's just too expensive. The profit-margin on these reality shows must be enormous.
 
2013-08-18 01:40:20 PM

StrikitRich: Alphax: What the fark is Duck Dynasty?  Something about Scrooge McDuck?

Only the highest rated show on cable.


Netflix is looking better everyday... Until seasons of DD start streaming on it (too lazy to see if I just owned myself).
 
2013-08-18 01:48:01 PM

ScaryBottles: suburbanguy: ScaryBottles: StrikitRich: ScaryBottles: StrikitRich: ScaryBottles: StrikitRich: Alphax: What the fark is Duck Dynasty?  Something about Scrooge McDuck?

Only the highest rated show on cable.

Uhm these guys would like to have a word with you.......


Let's see, Duck Dynasty premiered this week with 11.8 million viewers and Breaking Bad only had 5.9 million, so you've already shown you don't know shiat.  Game of Thrones delivered  4.4 million viewers in it's 3rd season premiere while Mad Men brought in only 3.5 million. Walking Dead had 12.4 million barely edging out Duck Dynasty.

Your shooting 25% which is a failing score.

In it's reality classification, it's still #1.  http://www.deadline.com/2013/08/duck-dynasty-season-premiere-breaks-c a ble-records-with-11-8-million-viewers/

That was one premiere, you seem to be neglecting the fact that on an aggregate over the course of a season all four beat the shiat of your sister farking heroes.

Never said they were my heroes, I just felt the need to call you out as the dumbass you obviously are.  Duck Dynasty and Breaking Bad just premiered so don't go picking and choosing your numbers for season comparisons.

So I'm looking at overall ratings and you are looking at the ratings for a single episode and I'm the one cherry picking? Did you go to farking clown college?

You're arguing with an unknown person about how many people like TV show A over TV show B. Did you.

/I hope you win the argument. It'll SO be worth your time...

Well he started it!


No, you incorrectly responded to me.
 
2013-08-18 02:54:38 PM
I watched half an episode of Duck Dynasty, only reason I bothered because at my local walmart there is duck "Gear" just about everywhere. Sunglasses or Camo you name it. Reason I only watched half an episode because it is by far the most retarded shiat i've ever seen.
Some guy biatches about not having any coffee, so they go get espresso shots from star bucks and OD on caffeine and find out why its bad for you.... So either they are so incredibly retarded to try to down that much caffeine or just plain stupid.

Someone mentioned there is some good christian values in the show that appeal to families and such, so its a double negative for me - if i had kids i'd probably get stuck watching it, but thankfully I don't need too.
 
2013-08-18 04:00:05 PM

Fano: The Duke of Death!


Duck, I sez

/DD was cute for a while, pretty meh on it now
//my 7 yo nephews Uncle Si impersonation is friggin hilarious
///as is his Mountain Man
 
2013-08-18 04:08:16 PM

GRCooper: Fano: The Duke of Death!

Duck, I sez

/DD was cute for a while, pretty meh on it now
//my 7 yo nephews Uncle Si impersonation is friggin hilarious
///as is his Mountain Man


The couple episodes i saw, i rather enjoyed because it wasn't based around loathsome people hating on each other. their fun seems harmless.
 
2013-08-18 04:13:03 PM

Fano: GRCooper: Fano: The Duke of Death!

Duck, I sez

/DD was cute for a while, pretty meh on it now
//my 7 yo nephews Uncle Si impersonation is friggin hilarious
///as is his Mountain Man

The couple episodes i saw, i rather enjoyed because it wasn't based around loathsome people hating on each other. their fun seems harmless.


That pretty much sums it up for me. A few genuinely funny moments as opposed to the manufactured "drama" of other "reality" shows.

/don't want to hear biatching and moaning from people I care about, zero tolerance for it from people I don't know
 
2013-08-18 07:48:01 PM

StrikitRich: ScaryBottles: suburbanguy: ScaryBottles: StrikitRich: ScaryBottles: StrikitRich: ScaryBottles: StrikitRich: Alphax: What the fark is Duck Dynasty?  Something about Scrooge McDuck?

Only the highest rated show on cable.

Uhm these guys would like to have a word with you.......


Let's see, Duck Dynasty premiered this week with 11.8 million viewers and Breaking Bad only had 5.9 million, so you've already shown you don't know shiat.  Game of Thrones delivered  4.4 million viewers in it's 3rd season premiere while Mad Men brought in only 3.5 million. Walking Dead had 12.4 million barely edging out Duck Dynasty.

Your shooting 25% which is a failing score.

In it's reality classification, it's still #1.  http://www.deadline.com/2013/08/duck-dynasty-season-premiere-breaks-c a ble-records-with-11-8-million-viewers/

That was one premiere, you seem to be neglecting the fact that on an aggregate over the course of a season all four beat the shiat of your sister farking heroes.

Never said they were my heroes, I just felt the need to call you out as the dumbass you obviously are.  Duck Dynasty and Breaking Bad just premiered so don't go picking and choosing your numbers for season comparisons.

So I'm looking at overall ratings and you are looking at the ratings for a single episode and I'm the one cherry picking? Did you go to farking clown college?

You're arguing with an unknown person about how many people like TV show A over TV show B. Did you.

/I hope you win the argument. It'll SO be worth your time...

Well he started it!

No, you incorrectly responded to me.


Of course I did dearie........ Doubling down the sign of a true moron.
 
2013-08-18 08:51:39 PM

StrikitRich: ScaryBottles: StrikitRich: Alphax: What the fark is Duck Dynasty?  Something about Scrooge McDuck?

Only the highest rated show on cable.

Uhm these guys would like to have a word with you.......


Let's see, Duck Dynasty premiered this week with 11.8 million viewers and Breaking Bad only had 5.9 million, so you've already shown you don't know shiat.  Game of Thrones delivered  4.4 million viewers in it's 3rd season premiere while Mad Men brought in only 3.5 million. Walking Dead had 12.4 million barely edging out Duck Dynasty.

Your shooting 25% which is a failing score.

In it's reality classification, it's still #1.  http://www.deadline.com/2013/08/duck-dynasty-season-premiere-breaks-c a ble-records-with-11-8-million-viewers/


Now you're gonna tell me that McDonald's makes the best food in the world and the best singer in the world is Justin Bieber.... When we BOTH know that the BEST singer in the world is either David Allan Coe or the late Hank Williams.
 
2013-08-18 09:10:02 PM
Seeing others hating on Duck Dynasty makes me feel better since I know I'm not the only one that hates the show. Reality TV is for people whose own lives are so boring they have to live through someone else's life.

The only thing I watch on TV aside from auto racing is the UK version of Top Gear, and I haven't seen most of the newer episodes.
 
2013-08-19 01:40:47 AM

Great_Milenko: White_Scarf_Syndrome: Swamp People is so much better.

It's scripted, but it's as simple as this.

(Actually kinda charming) Joe Jack hasn't filled his gator tags for this season yet.  Last night he set his baits.

"Oh God, he's tied up!"

Joe Jack has his Son with him today.

"Shoot him! He's got the boat and he's all tied up!"

Crack of a .22 rifle

"That's not the monsta we been lookin' foah, but he's a 9 footah, least.  Pull em up boy!"

Everything is subtitled.  These are some Coon-Ass mo'fo's.

Rinse, repeat.  What I like is the not so godamned cheesy script of it all.  I find these families and people far more enjoyable than the "Hillybilly Rich" thing the producers of DD have going on.  Swamp People is MUCH closer to being a pure documentary than Duck Dynasty.  And hey, even documentaries are scripted.  The subjects in Swamp People aren't busy acting for the camera, because they are busy pulling wild Louisiana Alligators onto the surface of the water via a hook and a rope with their bare hands.  It gets messy. Some of the cinematography is obviously shot after the fact, but it's well done.  But when it comes down to it, this is a show about baiting and catching gators.  On airboats, which automatically...insert Archer reference, whatever.

Give it a shot.  It's on History Channel so you may have to sort through all the other crap, but I guarantee you, it's got far more to do with actual history than a show with a bunch of dudes who's Dad made a good duck call and his sons and their stupid wives and grandkids act out vapid drama about lost wedding rings.  Gimme a break.

There is no history whatsoever in anything that you typed.  This stuff is the television equivalent of a county-fair deep-fried dog turd.


This, coming from a Juggalo.  :)  Actually, the show tries to work the history of gator hunting down south into it.  My point was that it's a much better show, and I don't believe it falls into the rest of cespool as Honey Boo Boo and Duck Dynasty.
 
2013-08-19 03:17:35 AM

Descartes: I like Duck Dynasty.  I also like Breaking Bad, Walking Dead, and Game of Thrones.  (don't care for Mad Men.)

I am American television personified.  You may run in fear now.


We should have a beer sometime, you and me. I've never watched Walking Dead or Game of Thrones, but I LOVE Breaking Bad AND Duck Dynasty as well. As far as I am concerned, when it comes to the Reality-Tv genre, Duck Dynasty is the best in that category.
 
2013-08-19 08:51:37 AM

Misconduc: I watched half an episode of Duck Dynasty, only reason I bothered because at my local walmart there is duck "Gear" just about everywhere. Sunglasses or Camo you name it. Reason I only watched half an episode because it is by far the most retarded shiat i've ever seen.
Some guy biatches about not having any coffee, so they go get espresso shots from star bucks and OD on caffeine and find out why its bad for you.... So either they are so incredibly retarded to try to down that much caffeine or just plain stupid.

Someone mentioned there is some good christian values in the show that appeal to families and such, so its a double negative for me - if i had kids i'd probably get stuck watching it, but thankfully I don't need too.


Thank you.  You have confirmed my fears about this BS.  The fact that this is the highest rated show on TV is frightening.
 
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