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(NASCAR)   Logano is on the pole and we are at a place where even Junior can win. It's the Pure Michigan 400 (1PM ET, ESPN)   ( divider line
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137 clicks; posted to Sports » on 18 Aug 2013 at 12:30 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-08-18 04:08:36 PM  
5 votes:


2013-08-18 04:03:24 PM  
3 votes:
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

To win, Mark Martin will have to execute a stretch of a degree similar to Honey Boo Boo's mom putting on yoga pants
2013-08-18 02:20:47 PM  
3 votes:
Experimental Johnson Engine is the name of my Johnny Cash Lady Gaga Electropunk mash up band.
2013-08-18 02:02:43 PM  
3 votes:
for those watching MotoGP
2013-08-18 04:29:07 PM  
2 votes:

Couldnt be prouder

2013-08-18 04:19:06 PM  
2 votes:
2013-08-18 04:16:30 PM  
2 votes:
Congrats to all the Logano fan.
2013-08-18 04:09:03 PM  
2 votes:
fark, wrong pic
2013-08-18 03:27:28 PM  
2 votes:
Every time any flaps pop up they need to shoot out multi-colored smoke.
2013-08-18 02:46:17 PM  
2 votes:
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

"Jimmie - it's Smoke. Hear you're coming home early. Swing on by. I have Fritos, beef jerky and Schlitz, and I'm bored."
2013-08-18 02:21:29 PM  
2 votes:

WhyteRaven74: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: This Mobile 1 commercial seems in bad taste, now that Tony is out with a broken leg

of all the drivers around today, you think Tony cares about being in good taste?

Have you ever seen him? He's all about good taste!

Good tasting pie, good tasting cookies, good tasting hamburgers....
2013-08-18 02:13:22 PM  
2 votes:
*stays in the background like a guardian angel, smiles, shuts down mains*
2013-08-18 02:05:18 PM  
2 votes:

Only a broken 48 will allow me to reach Zen. Come on Jimmie, help a Buddha out.
2013-08-19 07:10:21 PM  
1 vote:

smerfnablin: good_2_go: The Bestest: ..and an interview with Jr because why not ratings

Say what you will about Jr and JJ but when both of them were out of the race we changed the channel

Seriously: Logano is the second most hated driver behind Kyle Busch though uncle Carl gives him a run for dislike ability

Would have loved to see more dillan or Larson, but they went all Juan Pablo too early

Speak for yourself.  I watched the DVR'd race after reading the thread just so I could see JJ end up in 40th with a DNF.
2013-08-18 04:35:45 PM  
1 vote:
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

I don't like when Mark Martin references "the good old days" and fails to mention the pet triceratops he had back then.
2013-08-18 04:35:06 PM  
1 vote:
2013-08-18 04:32:35 PM  
1 vote:
2013-08-18 04:28:00 PM  
1 vote:
This is the defendant, Joey Logano. He was behind Mark Martin for much of the end of the race. Mark ran out of fuel, and he passed him to win the race at Michigan. He believes he did nothing wrong. He is accused of, A SHODDY RIM JOB.

*typewriter sounds*
2013-08-18 04:25:55 PM  
1 vote:
..and an interview with Jr because why not
2013-08-18 04:10:39 PM  
1 vote:

Warchild: fark, wrong pic

hehe - It's fine, just leave it
2013-08-18 04:07:56 PM  
1 vote:
2013-08-18 03:56:37 PM  
1 vote:
I never thought I'd cheer for KuBu, but I hope he puts Logano either in the wall or in the grass
2013-08-18 03:42:41 PM  
1 vote:

Via MrsDGilly, D.Gilliland accidentally sent a text to D.Ragan that said, "Good morning baby. Call me when you wake up. I love you." LOLOL!
2013-08-18 03:36:16 PM  
1 vote:

good_2_go: rhiannon: Every time any flaps pop up they need to shoot out multi-colored smoke.

Or confetti. Or a jack-in-the-box.

I must be tired, I can't stop laughing at the thought of confetti bombs going off all over the place. "Holy shiat, sparkles, stay low!"
2013-08-18 03:25:03 PM  
1 vote:

technomuse: Did the 47 have an angry wolverine under the hood with it jumping like that?

Well, it is Michigan...
2013-08-18 03:16:54 PM  
1 vote:

WhyteRaven74: good_2_go: Speaking of MacMary, did anyone see his engine asplode during practice? I have never seen so much smoke out of one engine.

I've seen some epic engine failures in Formula 1 over the years. Including a few where the engine looked like a flame thrower.

My favorites are dragsters.
2013-08-18 03:04:44 PM  
1 vote:

ski9600: Jensaarai: The Bestest: Has Mark mentioned retirement at all?

Nope. He seems pretty gung ho about finding another ride.

I think he did a couple years ago, but worked it out with his wife and was able to keep racin' some.

I read that *so* wrong the first time...

/meet my 'ride', Arleene...
2013-08-18 02:53:00 PM  
1 vote:
Guess that one pit crew guy is a bit...


2013-08-18 02:50:42 PM  
1 vote:
Just remember, guys, if you can't get a boner, bash your dick against a flint until it lights on fire. That will solve everything.
2013-08-18 02:45:57 PM  
1 vote:
Well, considering everyone below him is labeled 'out', Johnson's settled in 40th.

More champagne, sir?

2013-08-18 02:38:04 PM  
1 vote:

Jensaarai: They revealed in one of the prerace shows earlier in the season that he actually meticulously shaves it every day, he just uses an attachment to preserve enough that he keeps the dudebro look.

I think that little tidbit perfectly encapsulates Jimmie Johnson as a person.

You should be ashamed for having watched that.
2013-08-18 02:26:41 PM  
1 vote:
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

The #48 is done for the day. Pit box being taken down. Jimmie heading home shortly. And they'll still somehow finish in the top 5.
2013-08-18 02:25:52 PM  
1 vote:

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: This Mobile 1 commercial seems in bad taste, now that Tony is out with a broken leg
2013-08-18 02:23:19 PM  
1 vote:
So are we just gonna ignore that Michael Jordan just murdered an anthropomorphic tag in cold blood?
2013-08-18 02:22:16 PM  
1 vote:

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Good tasting pie, good tasting cookies, good tasting hamburgers....

2013-08-18 02:17:33 PM  
1 vote:
Cast notwithstanding, I bet Smoke could do the splits  right now with enough pain pills.
2013-08-18 02:16:09 PM  
1 vote:

turbokat: *stays in the background like a guardian angel, smiles, shuts down mains*

Can't you go hate on a Toyota or ford driver?

2013-08-18 02:14:20 PM  
1 vote:
I'm not even watching and my Idol brings the smack down... Nice.

Why doesn't Buddha vacuum in the corners?

He has no attachments.
2013-08-18 02:14:11 PM  
1 vote:

Mr. H: what's wrong with the car? Knaus: I never thought we'd ever have to go to a backup car so we never put a motor in it. My bad.
2013-08-18 02:14:05 PM  
1 vote:
Seriously, this is some weird voodoo shiat you guys have going on.  I'm a little in awe.
2013-08-18 02:13:20 PM  
1 vote:
48 blow'ed up?
2013-08-18 02:11:18 PM  
1 vote:

crotchgrabber: [ image 764x1024]

Only a broken 48 will allow me to reach Zen. Come on Jimmie, help a Buddha out.

Whoa.  I fear the Buddha.
2013-08-18 02:11:11 PM  
1 vote:
2013-08-18 02:11:09 PM  
1 vote:
Johnson behind the wall
2013-08-18 02:11:01 PM  
1 vote:
Jimmie is all but done!!

2013-08-18 02:10:56 PM  
1 vote:
lol, 48
2013-08-18 02:05:01 PM  
1 vote:

WhyteRaven74: for those watching MotoGP

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Ha! oh jesus that made me laugh.
2013-08-18 02:01:02 PM  
1 vote:
And Kurt's mood just went from affable to "normal."
2013-08-18 02:00:25 PM  
1 vote:

When Jr. takes the lead, the only thing louder than Jr. Nation will be Stewart who is still screaming at the top of his lungs.
2013-08-18 01:42:09 PM  
1 vote:
So.. is Dillon proving to grandpa that he's ready for primetime next year with this performance?

/I sign lots of babies
2013-08-18 01:41:25 PM  
1 vote:

Tony Stewart: forget this sh*t - I'll drive my car with a busted leg from now on.
2013-08-18 01:40:12 PM  
1 vote:
Austin DiLOLon
2013-08-18 01:40:04 PM  
1 vote:


2013-08-18 01:33:25 PM  
1 vote:

Gosling: What a stellar portrayal of the standard of Detroit automobiles this is!

Both spins were Toyotas
2013-08-18 01:18:26 PM  
1 vote:

NASCAR has pushed back the green flag for 15 minutes so Stenhouse can go punch that Grand Marshal dude.
2013-08-18 01:03:32 PM  
1 vote:
Detroit just filed bankruptcy. The farkers posting in this thread today could pool their resources and buy the entire city.

How the hell can NASCAR get away with that "It's so awesome here" video?
2013-08-18 01:01:40 PM  
1 vote:

The Bestest: I've heard word Kurt to the 42 next year

So instead of being a bowling ball each week with the Flight of the Valkyries theme song blaring, the 42 would be an angry wildebeest tossed in a China shop?
2013-08-18 12:38:20 PM  
1 vote:

my lip balm addiction: Logano on the pole is not a visual I needed to start my day with.

/bad subby

CSB: my gay cousin asked me if Logano played on his team. Made me lol.

/end csb
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