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(NASCAR)   Logano is on the pole and we are at a place where even Junior can win. It's the Pure Michigan 400 (1PM ET, ESPN)   (nascar.com) divider line 371
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2013-08-18 02:46:09 PM

crotchgrabber: Beer time. Later!

Pics next week.


Cool.  Have fun.
 
2013-08-18 02:46:17 PM
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

"Jimmie - it's Smoke. Hear you're coming home early. Swing on by. I have Fritos, beef jerky and Schlitz, and I'm bored."
 
2013-08-18 02:46:34 PM

Gosling: rhiannon: Gosling: And the projected finish for Johnson: 39th.

It's just another NASCAR conspiracy to give Danica a higher finish.

Yeah, that's about what they'd have to do today, isn't it? This isn't exactly one of Danica's everything-clicks-and-she-hangs-around-in-the-top-10-all-day weekends.


Maybe if they went to a 10 car field....sorry just thinking out loud.
 
2013-08-18 02:46:44 PM

The Bestest: Has Mark mentioned retirement at all?


Sounds like he's looking for another part-time schedule next year.
 
2013-08-18 02:47:01 PM

The Bestest: Has Mark mentioned retirement at all?


Nope. He seems pretty gung ho about finding another ride.
 
2013-08-18 02:47:10 PM

good_2_go: Stretch_8: good_2_go: @GoodyearRacing
RF tire on car of @StenhouseJr went down at @MISpeedway. Goodyear engineers will look at it closer to determine the cause.


/guessing they will decide it was cut, or too much camber, or too much brake heat
//never Goodyear's fault

Well, there was that one year at Indy.

I thought they blamed IMS and their diamond grinding?


I think Goodyear attempted to shift the blame, but if I recall correctly, the end result was too soft of a tire.
 
2013-08-18 02:48:15 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Have you ever seen him? He's all about good taste!

Good tasting pie, good tasting cookies, good tasting hamburgers....


Stewart-Haas Racing @StewartHaasRcng
To clarify, #TonyStewart has Oreos, Ritz, Coca-Cola, & he has his own line of beef jerky (which complement the #SodaCookies).
 
2013-08-18 02:49:38 PM
and in MotoGP a rookie has won all three US races this year.
 
2013-08-18 02:50:29 PM
@CandiceSpencer 18h
Sources tell me that @55MarkMartin is getting closer to the seat of the No. 14
 
2013-08-18 02:50:42 PM
Just remember, guys, if you can't get a boner, bash your dick against a flint until it lights on fire. That will solve everything.
 
2013-08-18 02:51:19 PM

Gosling: Just remember, guys, if you can't get a boner, bash your dick against a flint until it lights on fire. That will solve everything.


Seemed to work for that one dude.... his tent was also pitched
 
2013-08-18 02:51:27 PM

Stretch_8: How soon until the 88 blows up, or he just drops to his usual 10-15th place finish?


He just found out that the 48 blew up a motor, asked if he had anything to worry about and was told very clearly and succinctly, "Nope." Methinks the experimental parts failed the 48 and Letarte knows it.
 
2013-08-18 02:51:33 PM
@brantjames
This is the tenth anniversary of Jimmy Spencer punching Kurt Busch in the face at Michigan. Is there a Hallmark card for that?
 
2013-08-18 02:53:00 PM
Guess that one pit crew guy is a bit...

TIRED

yeahhhhh
 
2013-08-18 02:53:03 PM
Holy shiat. Wipeout.
 
2013-08-18 02:53:55 PM

DanZero: Guess that one pit crew guy is a bit...

TIRED

yeahhhhh


I LOL'd way too much at that...
 
2013-08-18 02:54:19 PM
JOOOOONYYYYYEEEEERRRRR
 
2013-08-18 02:55:06 PM
@dcaraviello
Dale Jr. asks how teammates are doing. Steve Letarte tells him Johnson broke an engine. Jr: "Got anything to worry about?" Steve: "Nope."

/sounds like the Letarte knew the 48 was using something different
 
2013-08-18 02:56:17 PM
ROFL @ that onboard shot from Danica. The 43 went swerving hard to get away from her.
 
2013-08-18 02:56:46 PM
@SiriusXMNASCAR
Due to the 48 car's engine issue, @KurtBusch Driver 2 Crew chatter can now be heard on Sirius 157 and XM 227.
 
2013-08-18 02:57:35 PM
The Catch Fence ™ @TheCatchFence

The back of Matt Kenseth's car looks like it got rested on a hot stove for too long
 
2013-08-18 02:58:00 PM

good_2_go: @dcaraviello
Dale Jr. asks how teammates are doing. Steve Letarte tells him Johnson broke an engine. Jr: "Got anything to worry about?" Steve: "Nope."

/sounds like the Letarte knew the 48 was using something different


In an interview earlier this week, JJ said they weren't planning on trying new parts at this race.  No surprise that CK wasn't exactly truthful.
 
2013-08-18 03:00:04 PM
Okay, Danica conspiracy theorists: Let's test things. She's the first car one lap down. There's a short window before the leader starts lapping cars again. Let us see if we get the commercial debris caution y'all assume would be coming.
 
2013-08-18 03:01:16 PM

good_2_go: @brantjames
This is the tenth anniversary of Jimmy Spencer punching Kurt Busch in the face at Michigan. Is there a Hallmark card for that?


Wow, 10 years?  I was at that race and didn't even find out about it until the next morning reading the paper on the way home.
 
2013-08-18 03:02:26 PM
TSN just said they're showing the truck race at Mosport. I hope they use the Speed announcer crew. We don't need curling announcer Vic Rauter in the booth for a live race.
 
2013-08-18 03:02:33 PM

Jensaarai: The Bestest: Has Mark mentioned retirement at all?

Nope. He seems pretty gung ho about finding another ride.


I think he did a couple years ago, but worked it out with his wife and was able to keep racin' some.
 
2013-08-18 03:04:25 PM

Jensaarai: Okay, Danica conspiracy theorists: Let's test things. She's the first car one lap down. There's a short window before the leader starts lapping cars again. Let us see if we get the commercial debris caution y'all assume would be coming.


Hey! That's a total slap in the face to all the Jamie McMurray conspiracy theorists out there.
 
2013-08-18 03:04:44 PM

ski9600: Jensaarai: The Bestest: Has Mark mentioned retirement at all?

Nope. He seems pretty gung ho about finding another ride.

I think he did a couple years ago, but worked it out with his wife and was able to keep racin' some.


I read that *so* wrong the first time...

/meet my 'ride', Arleene...
 
2013-08-18 03:06:47 PM
Speaking of MacMary, did anyone see his engine asplode during practice? I have never seen so much smoke out of one engine.
 
2013-08-18 03:08:30 PM
No Bowyer. I don't think anyone wants to get inside your head.
 
2013-08-18 03:09:17 PM
Woo hoo!
 
2013-08-18 03:09:28 PM
Yeah, 88 in the wall!
 
2013-08-18 03:09:32 PM
Dammit Joonyar
 
2013-08-18 03:09:34 PM
Joooooonyyyeeeerrrrrrspiracy!
 
2013-08-18 03:09:35 PM
88 in the wall.  Woot!
 
2013-08-18 03:09:38 PM
.....dammit
 
2013-08-18 03:10:02 PM
Goddammit
 
2013-08-18 03:10:12 PM

good_2_go: Speaking of MacMary, did anyone see his engine asplode during practice? I have never seen so much smoke out of one engine.


I've seen some epic engine failures in Formula 1 over the years. Including a few where the engine looked like a flame thrower.
 
2013-08-18 03:11:13 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-08-18 03:11:25 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-18 03:12:18 PM
The Catch Fence ™ @TheCatchFence

#BadLuckJunior. Grandstands empty out on 5..4..3..2..1...
 
2013-08-18 03:15:44 PM
@dmcnulty12
Danica will get a lap back. Puts #10- on lead lap
 
2013-08-18 03:16:54 PM

WhyteRaven74: good_2_go: Speaking of MacMary, did anyone see his engine asplode during practice? I have never seen so much smoke out of one engine.

I've seen some epic engine failures in Formula 1 over the years. Including a few where the engine looked like a flame thrower.


My favorites are dragsters.
www.gannett-cdn.com
 
2013-08-18 03:17:07 PM
Fun fact: There was a Goodyear sponsored truck at Michigan that had two tires go down over the course of the race yesterday.
 
2013-08-18 03:17:31 PM

good_2_go: @dmcnulty12
Danica will get a lap back. Puts #10- on lead lap


She's so damn close to winning this. If everyone would just pull over for a minute.
 
2013-08-18 03:18:17 PM

Tellingthem: My favorites are dragsters.


Sadly they're kinda rare these days
 
2013-08-18 03:18:34 PM

ski9600: Yeah, 88 in the wall!


Warchild: Goddammit


Oops, sorry Warchild!

/ty fr tf
 
2013-08-18 03:22:40 PM
Caution.  Labonte around.
 
2013-08-18 03:24:08 PM
Did the 47 have an angry wolverine under the hood with it jumping like that?
 
2013-08-18 03:25:03 PM

technomuse: Did the 47 have an angry wolverine under the hood with it jumping like that?


Well, it is Michigan...
 
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