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(NASCAR)   Logano is on the pole and we are at a place where even Junior can win. It's the Pure Michigan 400 (1PM ET, ESPN)   (nascar.com) divider line 371
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2013-08-18 02:15:14 PM

smerfnablin: Pretty sure turbokat and danzero used up all the idol power to make the 48 hit the wall during practice


haha I haven't even invoked or STARTED the idol yet and I get blamed :D
 
2013-08-18 02:15:25 PM
@ESPNMcGee
I wouldn't be surprised if one day @jimmiejohnson was racing at Michigan & was hit by a falling piece of space junk.

/from your keyboard to FSM's ears
 
2013-08-18 02:16:09 PM

turbokat: *stays in the background like a guardian angel, smiles, shuts down mains*


Can't you go hate on a Toyota or ford driver?

:)
 
2013-08-18 02:17:17 PM
This Mobile 1 commercial seems in bad taste, now that Tony is out with a broken leg
 
2013-08-18 02:17:18 PM
soda cookies
 
2013-08-18 02:17:33 PM
Cast notwithstanding, I bet Smoke could do the splits  right now with enough pain pills.
 
2013-08-18 02:18:04 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: This Mobile 1 commercial seems in bad taste, now that Tony is out with a broken leg


of all the drivers around today, you think Tony cares about being in good taste?
 
2013-08-18 02:18:32 PM

crotchgrabber: I'm not even watching and my Idol brings the smack down... Nice.


Why doesn't Buddha vacuum in the corners?


He has no attachments.


Just the fact that this joke exists in a NASCAR thread makes me smile.
 
2013-08-18 02:18:54 PM
@dustinlong
Johnson done. Knaus to team on radio: "Go ahead and break down the pits and put it in the truck.''
 
2013-08-18 02:18:54 PM

smerfnablin: Wtf does experimental parts in Johnson's engine mean?!

Did he mean to say "experiment with Johnson's engine?"


No...experimental parts

/Accidentally let the secret out.
 
2013-08-18 02:20:11 PM
While we were overly concerned with JJ...
 
2013-08-18 02:20:26 PM
while we were gone talking to Jimmie....
 
2013-08-18 02:20:31 PM
Jimmy...shave the beard.
 
2013-08-18 02:20:47 PM
Experimental Johnson Engine is the name of my Johnny Cash Lady Gaga Electropunk mash up band.
 
2013-08-18 02:20:55 PM
TK, does the Idol have a picture of MIS on it, given JJ's luck there?

/just sayin'
 
2013-08-18 02:21:14 PM

crotchgrabber: Experimental Johnson Engine is the name of my Johnny Cash Lady Gaga Electropunk mash up band.


I'd listen to that.
 
2013-08-18 02:21:29 PM

WhyteRaven74: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: This Mobile 1 commercial seems in bad taste, now that Tony is out with a broken leg

of all the drivers around today, you think Tony cares about being in good taste?


Have you ever seen him? He's all about good taste!

Good tasting pie, good tasting cookies, good tasting hamburgers....
 
2013-08-18 02:21:39 PM

stilted: Jimmy...shave the beard.


given that without it he loses the one bit of character he has?
 
2013-08-18 02:22:16 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Good tasting pie, good tasting cookies, good tasting hamburgers....


L O L
 
2013-08-18 02:22:30 PM
Stenhouse: "I feel bad for my girlfriend after lapping her." *crashes into wall*
 
2013-08-18 02:22:34 PM
Hanes: We Murder Sentinent Clothing
 
2013-08-18 02:22:46 PM
@dmcnulty12
Stenhouse in for repairs. This should tighten up the rookie race.

/laff
 
2013-08-18 02:23:19 PM
So are we just gonna ignore that Michael Jordan just murdered an anthropomorphic tag in cold blood?
 
2013-08-18 02:24:47 PM
I'm on my sixth race of the day. Nine to go.
 
2013-08-18 02:25:52 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: This Mobile 1 commercial seems in bad taste, now that Tony is out with a broken leg


img.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-18 02:26:41 PM
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

The #48 is done for the day. Pit box being taken down. Jimmie heading home shortly. And they'll still somehow finish in the top 5.
 
2013-08-18 02:27:26 PM

WhyteRaven74: stilted: Jimmy...shave the beard.

given that without it he loses the one bit of character he has?


It looks fake

/Wait, that's your point, isn't it?
 
2013-08-18 02:29:58 PM

stilted: /Wait, that's your point, isn't it?


uh huh
 
2013-08-18 02:31:00 PM
The John Cena of NASCAR is out of the race.

and the odds are high that the Jimmie Johnson of the WWE will lose his title tonight

'tis a good day
 
2013-08-18 02:31:28 PM
How soon until the 88 blows up, or he just drops to his usual 10-15th place finish?
 
2013-08-18 02:31:36 PM

WhyteRaven74: stilted: Jimmy...shave the beard.

given that without it he loses the one bit of character he has?


Without the beard, he is just a stock photo for generic white guy.  With the beard, he is just generic dudebro.
 
2013-08-18 02:32:54 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: The John Cena of NASCAR is out of the race.

and the odds are high that the Jimmie Johnson of the WWE will lose his title tonight

'tis a good day


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2013-08-18 02:34:05 PM

technomuse: TK, does the Idol have a picture of MIS on it, given JJ's luck there?

/just sayin'


No, but it will.
 
2013-08-18 02:35:35 PM
And the projected finish for Johnson: 39th.
 
2013-08-18 02:36:02 PM

clear_prop: WhyteRaven74: stilted: Jimmy...shave the beard.

given that without it he loses the one bit of character he has?

Without the beard, he is just a stock photo for generic white guy.  With the beard, he is just generic dudebro.


They revealed in one of the prerace shows earlier in the season that he actually meticulously shaves it every day, he just uses an attachment to preserve enough that he keeps the dudebro look.

I think that little tidbit perfectly encapsulates Jimmie Johnson as a person.
 
2013-08-18 02:37:16 PM

Jensaarai: clear_prop: WhyteRaven74: stilted: Jimmy...shave the beard.

given that without it he loses the one bit of character he has?

Without the beard, he is just a stock photo for generic white guy.  With the beard, he is just generic dudebro.

They revealed in one of the prerace shows earlier in the season that he actually meticulously shaves it every day, he just uses an attachment to preserve enough that he keeps the dudebro look.

I think that little tidbit perfectly encapsulates Jimmie Johnson as a person.


I thought he drew it on.

/Looking to add Sharpie as a sponsor
 
2013-08-18 02:38:04 PM

Jensaarai: They revealed in one of the prerace shows earlier in the season that he actually meticulously shaves it every day, he just uses an attachment to preserve enough that he keeps the dudebro look.

I think that little tidbit perfectly encapsulates Jimmie Johnson as a person.


You should be ashamed for having watched that.
 
2013-08-18 02:39:52 PM
I know I'm a bit late for this, but I was setting up a photographer gig. But, yay idol!!!
 
2013-08-18 02:40:19 PM
and in MotoGP a rookie is in the lead and breaking the laws of physics in the process
 
2013-08-18 02:41:29 PM

good_2_go: Jensaarai: They revealed in one of the prerace shows earlier in the season that he actually meticulously shaves it every day, he just uses an attachment to preserve enough that he keeps the dudebro look.

I think that little tidbit perfectly encapsulates Jimmie Johnson as a person.

You should be ashamed for having watched that.


I'm ashamed to have read that.
 
2013-08-18 02:41:42 PM

Gosling: And the projected finish for Johnson: 39th.


It's just another NASCAR conspiracy to give Danica a higher finish.
 
2013-08-18 02:42:06 PM
@GoodyearRacing
RF tire on car of @StenhouseJr went down at @MISpeedway. Goodyear engineers will look at it closer to determine the cause.


/guessing they will decide it was cut, or too much camber, or too much brake heat
//never Goodyear's fault
 
2013-08-18 02:42:31 PM

good_2_go: You should be ashamed for having watched that.


I usually try to dodge the prerace shenanigans, but sometimes I miscalculate.
 
2013-08-18 02:43:00 PM

good_2_go: @GoodyearRacing
RF tire on car of @StenhouseJr went down at @MISpeedway. Goodyear engineers will look at it closer to determine the cause.


/guessing they will decide it was cut, or too much camber, or too much brake heat
//never Goodyear's fault


Well, there was that one year at Indy.
 
2013-08-18 02:44:30 PM

rhiannon: Gosling: And the projected finish for Johnson: 39th.

It's just another NASCAR conspiracy to give Danica a higher finish.


Yeah, that's about what they'd have to do today, isn't it? This isn't exactly one of Danica's everything-clicks-and-she-hangs-around-in-the-top-10-all-day weekends.
 
2013-08-18 02:44:36 PM
Beer time. Later!

Pics next week.
 
2013-08-18 02:45:10 PM
I prefer to hear that as "This car is something to be wreckin with".
 
2013-08-18 02:45:31 PM

Stretch_8: good_2_go: @GoodyearRacing
RF tire on car of @StenhouseJr went down at @MISpeedway. Goodyear engineers will look at it closer to determine the cause.


/guessing they will decide it was cut, or too much camber, or too much brake heat
//never Goodyear's fault

Well, there was that one year at Indy.


I thought they blamed IMS and their diamond grinding?
 
2013-08-18 02:45:36 PM
Has Mark mentioned retirement at all?
 
2013-08-18 02:45:57 PM
Well, considering everyone below him is labeled 'out', Johnson's settled in 40th.

More champagne, sir?

MORE EVERYTHING, SKY WAITRESS
 
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