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(The Union Leader)   Town administrator hears DirectTV sucks, wants to find out for himself   (unionleader.com) divider line 14
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9328 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Aug 2013 at 1:38 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-08-18 12:05:06 AM  
3 votes:
When the DirecTV guy was told he'd need to mount a pole, this wasn't what he had in mind.
2013-08-18 03:50:57 AM  
2 votes:
FTA : The salesman - identified as E.F. - knocked but didn't get an answer

Normally when E.F. knocks... people answer.
2013-08-18 01:40:46 AM  
2 votes:
Wait 'til he finds up that he has a 3 year commitment with DirectTV just for answering the door.
2013-08-18 02:59:46 PM  
1 votes:

LordOfThePings: He can't help it; there's something floating around in the Derry air.


I had to go this far down to get a Derry comment?

www.eurotv.us
2013-08-18 08:10:29 AM  
1 votes:

EvilEgg: So if it was Jahovah Witnesses instead of a Direct TV salesman would it be okay?


Yes. In fact, I think you just gave me an idea!

/some friends' parents are JWs, wonder how they'd react...
2013-08-18 07:49:14 AM  
1 votes:

NFA: When I cleaned carpets for Sears back in the early 1980's we used to see naked people pretty regularly.  Typically it was naked teenage girls walking around the house.  I cannot tell you how many times I was invited to come back after work for a beer by the lady of the house. They would sometimes add, "it's ok, my husband is out of town".   I can remember a job where we were met at the door by a rather attractive woman wearing nothing but a shear negligee and nothing underneath (we could see everything).  She lead us to the basement to clean the carpet.  It was very dark down there and it took a while for our eyes to adjust.   Once they did, it was a sex dungeon.  There were dozens of whips and restrains hanging on the back wall.  There was a round bed with a velvet bed spread and what looked to be a 16 mm projector and a screen.  Since the 1980's every time I drive by that house, I remember that job.  I can remember a group of gypsies in northern Baltimore who invited us to get undressed and get in the hot tub with them.  We didn't of course.

The times, they were good!


You fixed the cable?
2013-08-18 04:23:06 AM  
1 votes:

TomD9938: FTA : The salesman - identified as E.F. - knocked but didn't get an answer

Normally when E.F. knocks... people answer.


You sound really old.
/So do I
2013-08-18 04:16:41 AM  
1 votes:

Badafuco: TomD9938: FTA : The salesman - identified as E.F. - knocked but didn't get an answer

Normally when E.F. knocks... people answer.

Wow. Nicely played. Are they even still around?



First line from the Wiki:

E. F. Hutton & Co. was

Disolved in 88', apparently.

/ we're old.
2013-08-18 02:13:56 AM  
1 votes:

NFA: When I cleaned carpets for Sears back in the early 1980's we used to see naked people pretty regularly.  Typically it was naked teenage girls walking around the house.  I cannot tell you how many times I was invited to come back after work for a beer by the lady of the house. They would sometimes add, "it's ok, my husband is out of town".   I can remember a job where we were met at the door by a rather attractive woman wearing nothing but a shear negligee and nothing underneath (we could see everything).  She lead us to the basement to clean the carpet.  It was very dark down there and it took a while for our eyes to adjust.   Once they did, it was a sex dungeon.  There were dozens of whips and restrains hanging on the back wall.  There was a round bed with a velvet bed spread and what looked to be a 16 mm projector and a screen.  Since the 1980's every time I drive by that house, I remember that job.  I can remember a group of gypsies in northern Baltimore who invited us to get undressed and get in the hot tub with them.  We didn't of course.

The times, they were good!


Dear Penthouse...
2013-08-18 02:13:37 AM  
1 votes:

TuteTibiImperes: video man: The link works again, but it won't stop liters from lighting up my inbox with green arrows telling me "LOLOL IT'S UP AGAIN!".

WTF are green arrows


cdn.springboard.gorillanation.com
what indeed
2013-08-18 01:41:05 AM  
1 votes:
NFA:

The times, they were good!

Approves...

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2013-08-18 01:34:48 AM  
1 votes:

NFA: When I cleaned carpets for Sears back in the early 1980's we used to see naked people pretty regularly.  Typically it was naked teenage girls walking around the house.  I cannot tell you how many times I was invited to come back after work for a beer by the lady of the house. They would sometimes add, "it's ok, my husband is out of town".   I can remember a job where we were met at the door by a rather attractive woman wearing nothing but a shear negligee and nothing underneath (we could see everything).  She lead us to the basement to clean the carpet.  It was very dark down there and it took a while for our eyes to adjust.   Once they did, it was a sex dungeon.  There were dozens of whips and restrains hanging on the back wall.  There was a round bed with a velvet bed spread and what looked to be a 16 mm projector and a screen.  Since the 1980's every time I drive by that house, I remember that job.  I can remember a group of gypsies in northern Baltimore who invited us to get undressed and get in the hot tub with them.  We didn't of course.

The times, they were good!


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2013-08-18 12:53:57 AM  
1 votes:
When I cleaned carpets for Sears back in the early 1980's we used to see naked people pretty regularly.  Typically it was naked teenage girls walking around the house.  I cannot tell you how many times I was invited to come back after work for a beer by the lady of the house. They would sometimes add, "it's ok, my husband is out of town".   I can remember a job where we were met at the door by a rather attractive woman wearing nothing but a shear negligee and nothing underneath (we could see everything).  She lead us to the basement to clean the carpet.  It was very dark down there and it took a while for our eyes to adjust.   Once they did, it was a sex dungeon.  There were dozens of whips and restrains hanging on the back wall.  There was a round bed with a velvet bed spread and what looked to be a 16 mm projector and a screen.  Since the 1980's every time I drive by that house, I remember that job.  I can remember a group of gypsies in northern Baltimore who invited us to get undressed and get in the hot tub with them.  We didn't of course.

The times, they were good!
2013-08-18 12:34:03 AM  
1 votes:
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