LordOfThePings: He can't help it; there's something floating around in the Derry air.
EvilEgg: So if it was Jahovah Witnesses instead of a Direct TV salesman would it be okay?
NFA: When I cleaned carpets for Sears back in the early 1980's we used to see naked people pretty regularly. Typically it was naked teenage girls walking around the house. I cannot tell you how many times I was invited to come back after work for a beer by the lady of the house. They would sometimes add, "it's ok, my husband is out of town". I can remember a job where we were met at the door by a rather attractive woman wearing nothing but a shear negligee and nothing underneath (we could see everything). She lead us to the basement to clean the carpet. It was very dark down there and it took a while for our eyes to adjust. Once they did, it was a sex dungeon. There were dozens of whips and restrains hanging on the back wall. There was a round bed with a velvet bed spread and what looked to be a 16 mm projector and a screen. Since the 1980's every time I drive by that house, I remember that job. I can remember a group of gypsies in northern Baltimore who invited us to get undressed and get in the hot tub with them. We didn't of course.The times, they were good!
TomD9938: FTA : The salesman - identified as E.F. - knocked but didn't get an answerNormally when E.F. knocks... people answer.
Badafuco: TomD9938: FTA : The salesman - identified as E.F. - knocked but didn't get an answerNormally when E.F. knocks... people answer.Wow. Nicely played. Are they even still around?
TuteTibiImperes: video man: The link works again, but it won't stop liters from lighting up my inbox with green arrows telling me "LOLOL IT'S UP AGAIN!".WTF are green arrows
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