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(Starpulse)   One Direction's Harry Styles got a foreign object up his butt   (starpulse.com) divider line 21
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2013-08-17 11:50:21 PM  
"Fishhook Stuck In His Buttocks" =/= "foreign object up his butt".
 
2013-08-17 11:53:59 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: "Fishhook Stuck In His Buttocks" =/= "foreign object up his butt".


thatsthejoke.jpg
 
2013-08-17 11:56:17 PM  
Morgan Spurlock is doing the One Direction documentary?  Well, I guess even documentary filmmakers have "for the money" projects too.
 
2013-08-17 11:59:05 PM  
hubcap.clemson.edu
It was a million to one shot doc. A million to one.
 
2013-08-17 11:59:52 PM  

12349876: ArcadianRefugee: "Fishhook Stuck In His Buttocks" =/= "foreign object up his butt".

thatsthejoke.jpg


That was a joke? As in, supposed to be funny?

Really?
 
2013-08-18 12:03:00 AM  
Reg Stardust, lead electric triangle for Toad the Wet Sprocket, has had to have an elbow removed following a recent successful tour of Finland.

The ever-charismatic Reg apparently suffered the injury while falling off the back of a motorcycle.

"Falling off the back of a motorcyclist more likely", quipped ace drummer Jumbo McLoony.
 
2013-08-18 12:05:15 AM  
Harry Styles. Is that a euphemism?
 
2013-08-18 12:29:47 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: 12349876: ArcadianRefugee: "Fishhook Stuck In His Buttocks" =/= "foreign object up his butt".

thatsthejoke.jpg

That was a joke? As in, supposed to be funny?

Really?


I didn't say it was good one.  Just explaining why the headline was created that way.  It's very common for people especially haters to call members of boy bands gay regardless of their actual sexual orientation so there is a misdirection in the headline versus TFA which is a way of creating jokes.

/probably made it even less funny like
//like "queen my dishes please"
 
2013-08-18 12:36:05 AM  

12349876: I didn't say it was good one. Just explaining why the headline was created that way. It's very common for people especially haters to call members of boy bands gay regardless of their actual sexual orientation so there is a misdirection in the headline versus TFA which is a way of creating jokes.


Ohhhhhhh. OK. Missed that. Sorry. Been a while since I've ... uhm ... been immersed in the world of boy bands. So to speak.

/I have no idea who this guy is, or what boy band he is in
//and on that note, the minions in Despicable Me 2 are now singing "YMCA"
 
2013-08-18 12:36:44 AM  
Although I suppose if I actually paid attention to the headline, those questions would be answered.
 
2013-08-18 12:42:31 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: /I have no idea who this guy is, or what boy band he is in


The first two words of the headline are a big clue.

But anyway, they're 1A to Justin Beiber's 1 right now.  If you watched all the Olympic opening ceremonies in 2012, you saw them even if you don't remember.
 
2013-08-18 12:48:48 AM  
I SAID WHAT WHAT IN THE BUTT!
I SAID WHAT WHAT IN THE BUTT!
 
2013-08-18 01:11:04 AM  
"bandmates"

www.globalpost.com
 
2013-08-18 01:38:57 AM  

12349876: ArcadianRefugee: /I have no idea who this guy is, or what boy band he is in

The first two words of the headline are a big clue.


See one post above yours.

But anyway, they're 1A to Justin Beiber's 1 right now.  If you watched all the Olympic opening ceremonies in 2012, you saw them even if you don't remember.

Last Olympic opener I saw was the 2008. Honestly, after that, people are gonna have to try real hard to make it worth my while. I mean, they may have bankrupted some towns and forced people to perform at gunpoint and made a cute little girl lipsync for an ugly one who could actually sing, but damn, they put on an impressive display.
 
2013-08-18 02:10:12 AM  
How did they know the guy was a foreigner?


/dnrtfa
 
2013-08-18 02:17:57 AM  

12349876: ArcadianRefugee: 12349876: ArcadianRefugee: "Fishhook Stuck In His Buttocks" =/= "foreign object up his butt".

thatsthejoke.jpg

That was a joke? As in, supposed to be funny?

Really?

I didn't say it was good one.  Just explaining why the headline was created that way.  It's very common for people especially haters to call members of boy bands gay regardless of their actual sexual orientation so there is a misdirection in the headline versus TFA which is a way of creating jokes.

/probably made it even less funny like
//like "queen my dishes please"


Yeah, but the same insinuation could have been made without outright lying in the headline. All it would have taken is a simple rewording. "One Direction's Harry Styles got a foreign object stuck in his butt" Still 100% technically correct (the best kind of correct) and still insinuating that he likes to ride the pole or at least jam things in his ass.

/wonder how many posts it's going to take before someone pulls the "dur dur I don't see you with any approved submissions dur!"
 
2013-08-18 08:51:04 AM  
Well you know thats just what we all want to see..............................NOT!!!!
 
2013-08-18 10:17:33 AM  

CigaretteSmokingMan: [hubcap.clemson.edu image 300x363]
It was a million to one shot doc. A million to one.


Would have been awfully disappointed if this wasn't posted.
 
2013-08-18 10:33:40 AM  
Hey, what that guy does while he's not ripping off The Who is his own damn business.
 
2013-08-18 02:14:44 PM  
Gerbils, duh huh huh, nyuk nyuk nyuk.
 
2013-08-18 04:47:48 PM  

12349876: ArcadianRefugee: 12349876: ArcadianRefugee: "Fishhook Stuck In His Buttocks" =/= "foreign object up his butt".

thatsthejoke.jpg

That was a joke? As in, supposed to be funny?

Really?

I didn't say it was good one.  Just explaining why the headline was created that way.  It's very common for people especially haters to call members of boy bands gay regardless of their actual sexual orientation so there is a misdirection in the headline versus TFA which is a way of creating jokes.

/probably made it even less funny like
//like "queen my dishes please"


There are extremely strong rumors that Harry Styles in particular is gay though and is supposedly dating one of his band members (strongly rumored to be Louis).  Not that I give a fark though.  Honestly feel kind of bad for the kid if he has to hide his orientation due to being in a stupid boy band.
 
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