dickfreckle: I tried to come up with a cock holster joke, but failed.
SpaceBison: Must've hit the ol' femoral artery.
RIPThat's the way the cookie crumbles.
Gyrfalcon: How....HOW...can men be so careless? I thought you guys loved that thing more than life itself!
wtfisthat: At least he died so that he wouldn't have a life time of suffering.
DrPainMD: FTA: "...penis shooting accidents were also reported in Florida, Arizona and Washington..."It's sad that we have this phrase in our language.
wallywam1: People who screw around with firearms are a whole separate category of stupid.
Loren: wallywam1: People who screw around with firearms are a whole separate category of stupid.Guns don't mix with alcohol.
Tr0mBoNe: I'm glad they included the roundup of penis shootoffs in recent times. That's some hard hitting journalism.
gfid: Loren: wallywam1: People who screw around with firearms are a whole separate category of stupid.Guns don't mix with alcohol.or penises
ArcadianRefugee: Let's be honest: wouldn't you want to die if you shot off your penis?
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