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(Huffington Post UK)   Gentlemen, this is why you should buy a holster if you own a pistol   (huffingtonpost.co.uk) divider line 145
    More: Fail, Geronimo Narciso, illegal possession of a firearm, Trinidad and Tobago  
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2013-08-17 09:09:10 PM
byt.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com
 
2013-08-17 09:11:52 PM
Tuck this one away for the 2013 Darwin Awards.
 
2013-08-17 09:12:24 PM
At least he died so that he wouldn't have a life time of suffering.
 
2013-08-17 09:13:15 PM
Geronimo Plaxico Narciso.
 
2013-08-17 09:43:00 PM
For the last time, put that thing away
 
2013-08-17 10:01:58 PM
FTA: "...penis shooting accidents were also reported in Florida, Arizona and Washington..."

It's sad that we have this phrase in our language.
 
2013-08-17 10:18:28 PM
I tried to come up with a cock holster joke, but failed. Gentleman, I implore you - please take my notes, research, and succeed where I have failed.
 
2013-08-17 10:22:16 PM

dickfreckle: I tried to come up with a cock holster joke, but failed.


I can think of one, but the ladies might not like it.
 
2013-08-17 11:04:56 PM
The Lorena Bobbit commemorative 38?
 
2013-08-17 11:05:51 PM
Geronimo Narciso had been drinking with friends in Pangasinan, in the Philippines,

That was all I needed to read
 
2013-08-17 11:06:26 PM
That's about right.
 
2013-08-17 11:06:59 PM
People who screw around with firearms are a whole separate category of stupid.
 
2013-08-17 11:10:07 PM
Taint nuthin to poke fun at.
 
2013-08-17 11:10:24 PM
rule dont point muzzle at anything you dont intend to kill/destroy.
 
2013-08-17 11:11:26 PM
Must've hit the ol' femoral artery.
 
2013-08-17 11:12:35 PM

SpaceBison: Must've hit the ol' femoral artery.


If I accidently my junk Id intentionally my brain rather than going to the hospital.
 
2013-08-17 11:13:16 PM
RIP
goodlogo.com

That's the way the cookie crumbles.
 
2013-08-17 11:15:08 PM
How....HOW...can men be so careless? I thought you guys loved that thing more than life itself!
 
2013-08-17 11:18:11 PM
ow ow ow OW OW OW
 
2013-08-17 11:19:58 PM

Gyrfalcon: How....HOW...can men be so careless? I thought you guys loved that thing more than life itself!


You have to be really, really stupid to shove a loaded pistol down the front of your pants.  At least this guy died, so he didn't have to live with the shame.  It's probably the best thing that could have happened to him.
 
2013-08-17 11:21:13 PM
www.sportspickle.com
 
2013-08-17 11:21:20 PM

wtfisthat: At least he died so that he wouldn't have a life time of suffering.


Yeah, the coup de grace might have been the best thing for him, under the circumstances.
 
2013-08-17 11:25:02 PM

SpaceBison: Must've hit the ol' femoral artery.


throbbin' blue vein,  too
 
2013-08-17 11:25:16 PM

DrPainMD: FTA: "...penis shooting accidents were also reported in Florida, Arizona and Washington..."

It's sad that we have this phrase in our language.


The more common phrase in the US is "glock cock", but yeah, its unfortunate.
 
2013-08-17 11:27:01 PM
The only thing stupider than "Mexican carry" is, well, nothing. There is nothing stupider.
 
2013-08-17 11:27:35 PM
Hey, man.  Nice shot.
 
2013-08-17 11:28:15 PM
Third sex trifecta in play?
 
2013-08-17 11:29:36 PM
Went off half cocked.

(How's that?)
 
2013-08-17 11:29:54 PM
pbfcomics.com
 
2013-08-17 11:31:02 PM
Damnit--I was just going to saunter in, make a penis-shooting joke, state that I had not read the article, and walk out like a boss.

This crap needs to stop. Seriously, a guy can't make a pecker-shooting wisecrack anymore.
 
2013-08-17 11:31:24 PM
media.sfx.co.uk

R.I.P.
 
2013-08-17 11:32:49 PM
Between beatings and shootings penis abuse is getting out of hand.
 
2013-08-17 11:33:23 PM
Hummmm....he big chief carry wrong gun!

www.todayifoundout.com
 
2013-08-17 11:35:24 PM
Let's be honest: wouldn't you want to die if you shot off your penis?
 
2013-08-17 11:37:08 PM
I'm glad they included the roundup of penis shootoffs in recent times. That's some hard hitting journalism.
 
2013-08-17 11:38:35 PM

Gyrfalcon: How....HOW...can men be so careless? I thought you guys loved that thing more than life itself!


That's what she said
 
2013-08-17 11:40:50 PM
www.jamspreader.com
 
2013-08-17 11:43:09 PM
Geronimooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooo!.
 
2013-08-17 11:44:04 PM
At least he died doing what he loved.
 
2013-08-17 11:45:06 PM

wallywam1: People who screw around with firearms are a whole separate category of stupid.


Guns don't mix with alcohol.
 
2013-08-17 11:48:23 PM
This reminds me of a NY City Chinese gangster name No Wang Chang who used got his name after his gun went off when he was carrying it in the front of his pants.
 
2013-08-17 11:48:29 PM
"coming soon... A third gender."


Well, that didn't take long.
 
2013-08-17 11:48:43 PM
splashgame.org
 
2013-08-17 11:49:38 PM

Loren: wallywam1: People who screw around with firearms are a whole separate category of stupid.

Guns don't mix with alcohol.


or penises
 
2013-08-17 11:50:15 PM

Tr0mBoNe: I'm glad they included the roundup of penis shootoffs in recent times. That's some hard hitting journalism.


At least it wasn't a link to the Six men who shot of their penis slideshow.
 
2013-08-17 11:51:55 PM
The kind of person who needs to be told to keep their pecker in their pants and their pistols out of their pants really shouldn't be told because we're probably better off without them.
 
2013-08-17 11:52:03 PM

gfid: Loren: wallywam1: People who screw around with firearms are a whole separate category of stupid.

Guns don't mix with alcohol.

or penises


See, I thought it did a pretty good job mixing the guy's penis up.  More like a food processor, really.
 
2013-08-17 11:52:17 PM

ArcadianRefugee: Let's be honest: wouldn't you want to die if you shot off your penis?


Yes.  It's the only acceptable "next step."
 
2013-08-17 11:52:25 PM
If you can afford a pistol you can afford a holster....
 
2013-08-17 11:56:33 PM
Another responsible gun owner.

/ They're all responsible gun owners
// Except for that one bad day
 
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