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(People Magazine)   Wha? Scotland Yard is sure to set the conspiracy theories in motion with an unusual statement today that it is taking a look at new information about the death of Princess Diana   (people.com) divider line 62
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2013-08-17 04:43:38 PM
I'm not usually a conspiracy nut, but that shiat always seemed shady to me.
 
2013-08-17 05:39:35 PM
Oh for Fark's sake.  Why make a statement like that?

"Someone, we won't say who, gave us information, we won't say what, about the most suspicious death of a famous person for a long time.  We won't say if the information is important or if it even seems true, or give you a hint about what it might be or what we think of it, but we can tell you we definitely got it.  Just so you know.

Or the tl;dr - ♫ We know something youuuuu don't, Nanny, nanny, booooo-boo... ♫
 
2013-08-17 06:16:58 PM
*maximumtrolling.jpg*
 
2013-08-17 06:33:51 PM
I feel bad for William. Seriously? Dude just had a kid and now you're digging his mom back up?

Fine, tell the family the information, but there's no reason to make a show out of it.
 
2013-08-17 07:05:32 PM
This happens occasionally, and it's usually Dodi Fayed's father, who just can't let it go.
 
2013-08-17 07:13:49 PM
Drunk Divorced Floozie.
 
2013-08-17 07:16:27 PM

Peki: I feel bad for William. Seriously? Dude just had a kid and now you're digging his mom back up?

Fine, tell the family the information, but there's no reason to make a show out of it.


It is the old a secret soldier assassinated them crackpot theory.
 
2013-08-17 07:17:17 PM

Earguy: This happens occasionally, and it's usually Dodi Fayed's father, who just can't let it go.


He should wait for Prince Phillip to raid the Princess Diana collection booth.
 
2013-08-17 07:17:50 PM
I confess.
My cock killed Diana.
 
2013-08-17 07:21:15 PM

HotIgneous Intruder: I confess.
My cock killed Diana.


Hey, I found Billy Dee William's fark profile!

coolwatersprods.com
 
2013-08-17 07:25:05 PM

HotIgneous Intruder: I confess.
My cock killed Diana.


Just found a name for my Cramps cover band.
 
2013-08-17 07:29:14 PM

Peki: I feel bad for William. Seriously? Dude just had a kid and now you're digging his mom back up?

Fine, tell the family the information, but there's no reason to make a show out of it.


Well, if he feels that bad about it, we can always dig a grave and let him throw up in it.
 
2013-08-17 07:29:33 PM
I knew it! The Bilderberg group did it!
 
2013-08-17 07:31:34 PM
What's the difference between a Priness Di fan and a puppy
After awhile the puppy quits whining.
 
2013-08-17 07:35:35 PM

bojon: What's the difference between a Priness Di fan and a puppy
After awhile the puppy quits whining.


What would Princess Diana be doing right now if she were alive?

Clawing on the lid of her coffin.
 
2013-08-17 07:45:34 PM
"But not like Di like Lady Di but die like when she died."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEHcrsEK1GY
 
2013-08-17 07:47:28 PM
New information: Diana was alive minutes, even seconds before she died.
 
2013-08-17 07:47:33 PM
If we're going do cold cases- I'd like to know to know just how Richard III came to be under that parking lot--Very Suspicious if you ask me.
 
2013-08-17 07:49:17 PM

Peki: I feel bad for William.


And his poor half-brother Harry too.
 
2013-08-17 07:55:43 PM

Tax Boy: Peki: I feel bad for William.

And his poor half-brother Harry too.


Oooooh....BURN!
 
2013-08-17 07:56:18 PM
Are they going to bring in the Paris underground tunnel where she died for questioning?
 
2013-08-17 08:00:15 PM
What's the difference between the Chicago Bears and Princess Diana?
The Bears die after they come out of the tunnel.
 
2013-08-17 08:13:28 PM
Perhaps I'm just being a Republican but shouldn't royalty be better behaved than the inhabitants of a trailer park?
 
2013-08-17 08:30:08 PM

theotherles: Perhaps I'm just being a Republican but shouldn't royalty be better behaved than the inhabitants of a trailer park?


Inbred, goofy-looking, snaggle-toothed and spends all day sitting on the throne. Sounds right to me.
 
2013-08-17 08:33:49 PM
you know, if she had been wearing a seatbelt as opposed to giving a blowjob this might now have happened. Just a thought
 
2013-08-17 08:36:02 PM

Kamekoozie: If we're going do cold cases- I'd like to know to know just how Richard III came to be under that parking lot--Very Suspicious if you ask me.


The horseshoe nail workers union knocked him off.
 
2013-08-17 08:39:57 PM
images.sodahead.com

Come back when you can tell us something, Sherlock.
 
2013-08-17 08:44:26 PM
thevinprabhu.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-08-17 08:48:52 PM
Everyone knows it was a Mossad operation. It really doesn't matter if Scotland Yard ever admits it.
 
2013-08-17 08:53:04 PM

Earguy: This happens occasionally, and it's usually Dodi Fayed's father, who just can't let it go.


Yup, all it says is they've been given information and it's being evaluated - they would put out the same statement if someone called to say Elvis arranged the hit from his secret moon base because Di was about to go public about his sex change surgery which had been performed by her good friend Mother Teresa.
 
2013-08-17 09:04:05 PM

bojon: What's the difference between a Priness Di fan and a puppy
After awhile the puppy quits whining.


Jesus, the farking media coverage of this event at the time drove me insane. Figureatively. Pretty girl marries the Prince of England, gets divorced, and dies in a car crash. Yawn. FTS.
 
2013-08-17 09:04:12 PM

Spiralmonkey: Earguy: This happens occasionally, and it's usually Dodi Fayed's father, who just can't let it go.

Yup, all it says is they've been given information and it's being evaluated - they would put out the same statement if someone called to say Elvis arranged the hit from his secret moon base because Di was about to go public about his sex change surgery which had been performed by her good friend Mother Teresa.


BUT I WANT TO BELEEEEEEEEVVE!!
 
2013-08-17 09:07:13 PM
Seen at the scene......so to speak.

i1280.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-17 09:33:11 PM
I heard Queen Elizardbreath herself pulled the hit.

Ran 'em roight off da road she did.  Silly git.
 
2013-08-17 09:39:22 PM
I liked the Mitchell/Webb skit:

Guy 1: So we're all agreed, that's the best way to do it. 
Guy 2: Absolutely. It's so simple No messing around with poison tipped umbrellas, or snipers; we just get a chauffeur drunk. 
Guy 1: Slightly drunk. 
Guy 2: And just assume he crashes the car.

There was another line about how expectant mothers would never wear a seat belt, so it was a guaranteed kill.
 
2013-08-17 09:47:27 PM
Drunk driver being pursued at high speed by paparazzi, with passengers who, stupidly, weren't wearing their seat belts. It will take a lot of farking evidence to convince me it was any more complicated than that.
 
2013-08-17 09:56:09 PM
Don't care.

Don't care at all...
 
2013-08-17 09:57:49 PM

shower_in_my_socks: Drunk driver being pursued at high speed by paparazzi, with passengers who, stupidly, weren't wearing their seat belts. It will take a lot of farking evidence to convince me it was any more complicated than that.


First you need to believe in aliens....
 
2013-08-17 10:03:59 PM

SpdrJay: I heard Queen Elizardbreath herself pulled the hit.

Ran 'em roight off da road she did.  Silly git.


Old biddy wanted to off the young floozy for making her precious son look bad and causing a scandal.
 
2013-08-17 10:05:15 PM

shower_in_my_socks: Drunk driver being pursued at high speed by paparazzi, with passengers who, stupidly, weren't wearing their seat belts. It will take a lot of farking evidence to convince me it was any more complicated than that.


Dude.. the driver was a pro,He knew he was transporting a princess and a high valued target..

who got that driver "drunk"? seems awfully convenient that the choufer was drunk don't you think? particularly since he was transporting the divorced princess of England, as she was gallivanting around with some A-Rab


/amidonitright?
 
2013-08-17 10:14:54 PM

shower_in_my_socks: Drunk driver being pursued at high speed by paparazzi, with passengers who, stupidly, weren't wearing their seat belts. It will take a lot of farking evidence to convince me it was any more complicated than that.


But... teh Masons!  teh Mafia!  Lyndon Johnson and the Aliens !!!
 
2013-08-17 10:21:24 PM
She did some good work with Woody Allen.  I'm sorry to hear she's dead.

4.bp.blogspot.com

I heard her chauffeur was fleeing from Papa Johns.  If people aren't in the mood for pizza, you should just leave them alone.  Senseless pizza related death.
 
2013-08-17 11:39:21 PM

Earguy: This happens occasionally, and it's usually Dodi Fayed's father, who just can't let it go.


That's what my first thought was. Al Fayed must have been listening to some old conspiracy nut and rang up Scotland Yard.

/Diana's on the front cover of .... Vanity Fair, I think
///fer crissakes, the woman's been dead nearly 20 years, LET IT GO
 
2013-08-18 12:10:45 AM
atomic-age 'Drunk Divorced Floozie'.

I dunno why they didn't play this instead of 'Goodbye England's Rose' @ her funeral, maybe because Mojo Nixon skipped out on Gianni Versace's Memorial Service
 
2013-08-18 12:14:23 AM
The Queen had her wacked. Everybody knows that.
 
2013-08-18 12:35:36 AM

atomic-age: Drunk Divorced Floozie.


The guy driving was a floozy?
 
2013-08-18 01:09:09 AM
Conspiracy theory:
She was going to announce that she converted to Islam.

The powers that be were having none of that.
 
2013-08-18 01:32:38 AM
'This particular phase in my life is the most dangerous -
"My husband is planning 'an accident' in my car,
"Brake failure and serious head injury in order," she'd write,
"To make the path clear for him to marry..."

 As the royal brood mare she felt trapped and betrayed
Describing herself as a POW or Prisoner of Wales;
Disgusted by her loveless marriage she'd repeatedly throw up
Revolted by the husband who'd rejected her.
She produced an heir, as required, then a probable love-child
To restore her shattered self-esteem

Then she was tape-recorded, abused and rejected some more,
Whereupon she went off the rails or was pushed.
Though her paranoia's unproven, rumor's wings can still flap
For those who rile the powerful, as she did, are at risk;
Thus Mike Mansfield QC points to Diana's crash as conveniently ending
Her opposition to the peddling of landmines.

But, from unending rumors of conspiracy with undemocratic forces
To the queen's being a twelve foot lizard,
These fables reveal the mental imbalance of those force-fed
A remorseless diet of royal pap by an idle media.

Yet true or false, paranoid suspicions are a predictable byproduct
Of a plutocratic cult, still ring-fenced by force of arms -
A left-over from an Empire in which murder was a commonplace
But whose embers retain their powers of destruction...'

From Royal Babylon by Heathcote Williams*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIukrdRhnpw  (starts at 10:50)

http://internationaltimes.it/royal-babylon/

*Not meant to be taken as anything more than an irreverent swipe at the monarchy, in poetry form.
 
2013-08-18 01:51:44 AM
Aka, the paparazzi that chased her annoyed someone else.  Probably.
 
2013-08-18 01:57:38 AM
'Princess' Diana was a post-op tranny. I thought everyone knew.

Her kids? Orphans found in trash bins in Romania.
 
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