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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)   Stupid: Man drives on the wrong side of the road endangering everyone because he is late to a rap concert. Fark: It's Lebron James and with a police escort   (cleveland.com) divider line 100
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2013-08-17 08:45:48 PM

TheJoe03: dstanley: If he'd said water is wet, would you call him names too?

So are you ignorant and boring or old and racist? Maybe all four. Good for you.


You're not very good at this.
 
2013-08-17 08:47:20 PM

dstanley: You're not very good at this.


I'll go with ignorant, old, and boring.
 
2013-08-17 08:59:20 PM

redmid17: The police usually get paid by celebrities for providing an escort.


No private citizen should even *be able* to do that.
 
2013-08-17 09:06:55 PM
I too am very upset that rich people do things I can't do. I also hate LeBron for unspecific reasons that I can only vaguely articulate but basically represent the fact I am very sad about my own life and make up for that by being angry on the Internet.
 
2013-08-17 09:14:34 PM

TheJoe03: JerkyMeat: Not only is rap shiat music and ignorant, it's boring.

Sounds like you're describing rap haters, who tend to be the most ignorant and boring people you could ever encounter. That or old and racist.


If you don't love The Hansons you are either ignorant and boring or old and racist.
 
2013-08-17 09:16:10 PM

Kibbler: TheJoe03: JerkyMeat: Not only is rap shiat music and ignorant, it's boring.

Sounds like you're describing rap haters, who tend to be the most ignorant and boring people you could ever encounter. That or old and racist.

If you don't love The Hansons you are either ignorant and boring or old and racist.


Ditto for polka. And the Three Tenors. John Tesh. Yanni. Herb Alpert. You ignorant old boring racist.

RACIST.
 
2013-08-17 09:22:51 PM

Kibbler: TheJoe03: JerkyMeat: Not only is rap shiat music and ignorant, it's boring.

Sounds like you're describing rap haters, who tend to be the most ignorant and boring people you could ever encounter. That or old and racist.

If you don't love The Hansons you are either ignorant and boring or old and racist.


Hating a specific band/group is a lot more nuanced that blindly hated an entire genre.
 
2013-08-17 09:25:17 PM

SmittyBGKY: I know the rich pay the most taxes already but they should... they have it and we dont.


Historically speaking, they're paying less than ever.
 
2013-08-17 09:37:49 PM

TheJoe03: dstanley: If he'd said water is wet, would you call him names too?

So are you ignorant and boring or old and racist? Maybe all four. Good for you.


Most rap sucks.  I can only really do Tech N9ne any more.
 
2013-08-17 09:42:28 PM
The police escort was questionable but the Blue Angels fly-over was a bit much.
 
2013-08-17 09:42:28 PM

CK2005: Most rap sucks.


Most mainstream rap sucks, but so does most mainstream anything. The alternative and underground scene has been really great for at least a decade now.
 
2013-08-17 09:43:12 PM
Wow! THIS was so much of an emergency for Lebron, but that  if I did it (w/o the police escort) many traffic laws would be broken, I would have my drivers license revoked, and maybe go to jail. It was just a concert.

/ so stupid.....it is remarkable!
 
2013-08-17 09:59:07 PM

TheJoe03: JerkyMeat: Not only is rap shiat music and ignorant, it's boring.

Sounds like you're describing rap haters, who tend to be the most ignorant and boring people you could ever encounter. That or old and racist.


Sooo

If you don't like rap you could be racist?

Shaddup...

/you dumb
 
2013-08-17 10:01:39 PM
I'll see what the Miami papers say about it tomorrow.
 
2013-08-17 10:04:08 PM

Truther: Sooo

If you don't like rap you could be racist?


Yes you could, it's a genre that many consider "black", so many racists hate the genre for that reason. There were three other types of people I listed that tend to blindly hate the hip hop genre, why not complain about those descriptions?

/I know people that hate country music because they don't like southerners, a lot of people are stupid assholes, what can you do?
 
2013-08-17 10:08:13 PM
Seriously fark everything about this guy.......threw a farking game 'cause someone on his team was porkin' his mom.

Seriously, die Lebron and your hero worshipping  -MONEY- loving mental deficient minions.
 
2013-08-17 10:10:16 PM

TheJoe03: Truther: Sooo

If you don't like rap you could be racist?

Yes you could, it's a genre that many consider "black", so many racists hate the genre for that reason. There were three other types of people I listed that tend to blindly hate the hip hop genre, why not complain about those descriptions?

/I know people that hate country music because they don't like southerners, a lot of people are stupid assholes, what can you do?


Uh... modern country is farking awful.  I love some of the older stuff.  Bluegrass is infinitely better.  Just because something isn't your taste doesn't mean you're a bigot.
 
2013-08-17 10:11:43 PM
or ignorant and boring
 
2013-08-17 10:16:07 PM

CK2005: Uh... modern country is farking awful.  I love some of the older stuff.  Bluegrass is infinitely better.  Just because something isn't your taste doesn't mean you're a bigot.


But do you blindy hate the entire genre of country? That's what I'm talking about. Also take note of the word "hate". I'm not really into country, but I've liked some songs here and there, to blindly hate entire genres makes you ignorant and boring.
 
2013-08-17 10:33:13 PM

TheJoe03: dstanley: If he'd said water is wet, would you call him names too?

So are you ignorant and boring or old and racist? Maybe all four. Good for you.


How is that statement at all racist?

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2013-08-17 10:38:48 PM

Fade2black: How is that statement at all racist?


I didn't say it was, just generalizing people who hate rap.
 
2013-08-17 10:43:10 PM

TheJoe03: dstanley: If he'd said water is wet, would you call him names too?

So are you ignorant and boring or old and racist? Maybe all four. Good for you.


Aw, poor baby, can't handle people dismissing your ignorant rap music for what it is?  So sad.
 
2013-08-17 10:49:42 PM

StrangeQ: Aw, poor baby, can't handle people dismissing your ignorant rap music for what it is?  So sad.


Not surprised you said this, I got you farkied as "obtuse butt rock fan" based on your ignorance of music.
 
2013-08-17 11:21:53 PM

TheJoe03: CK2005: Most rap sucks.

Most mainstream rap sucks, but so does most mainstream anything. The alternative and underground scene has been really great for at least a decade now.


Lemme guess: we've never heard of your favorite band.
 
2013-08-17 11:33:50 PM

dstanley: Lemme guess: we've never heard of your favorite band.


Well if you don't know who Wu-Tang is, then you really are ignorant of music.

Concerning alternative, conscious, and underground of the last decade, it's possible you might have heard of some of them. There's Atmosphere, MF Doom, Mos Def, Common, Brother Ali, Immortal Technique, Eyedea and Abilities, Zion I, Living Legends, the Roots, Dead Prez, Jurassic 5, Jay Electronica, Deltron, Cool Calm Pete, Talib Kweli, Sage Francis, Aesop Rock, El-P, J Dilla, Elzhi, and some others I might have forgotten. Just be happy I didn't list the mainstream and pre 2000's rappers that I think go against your assumptions about the genre.

/just a music nerd trying to stop the ignorance
 
2013-08-17 11:37:17 PM
Pft. And they say African Americans are treated badly by police.

Bootstraps. Lebron has them.
 
2013-08-17 11:51:53 PM

TheJoe03: Truther: Sooo

If you don't like rap you could be racist?

Yes you could, it's a genre that many consider "black", so many racists hate the genre for that reason. There were three other types of people I listed that tend to blindly hate the hip hop genre, why not complain about those descriptions?

/I know people that hate country music because they don't like southerners, a lot of people are stupid assholes, what can you do?



I don't care to jump to conclusions about people based on their music choices. A perfectly wonderful person, not racist, not old, not ignorant, etc might hate rap music.Don't paint the world in broad brush strokes...
 
2013-08-17 11:58:01 PM
Remember: when whitey rock bands sing about sex, drugs, and violence, it is not ignorant. But when black people do it, they are murdering thugs.
 
2013-08-17 11:58:22 PM

TheJoe03: dstanley: Lemme guess: we've never heard of your favorite band.

Well if you don't know who Wu-Tang is, then you really are ignorant of music.

Concerning alternative, conscious, and underground of the last decade, it's possible you might have heard of some of them. There's Atmosphere, MF Doom, Mos Def, Common, Brother Ali, Immortal Technique, Eyedea and Abilities, Zion I, Living Legends, the Roots, Dead Prez, Jurassic 5, Jay Electronica, Deltron, Cool Calm Pete, Talib Kweli, Sage Francis, Aesop Rock, El-P, J Dilla, Elzhi, and some others I might have forgotten. Just be happy I didn't list the mainstream and pre 2000's rappers that I think go against your assumptions about the genre.

/just a music nerd trying to stop the ignorance


WOW! You are on a new level of stupid. No really. You take stupid to a whole new level. WOW!
 
2013-08-18 12:02:25 AM

Truther: TheJoe03: Truther: Sooo

If you don't like rap you could be racist?

Yes you could, it's a genre that many consider "black", so many racists hate the genre for that reason. There were three other types of people I listed that tend to blindly hate the hip hop genre, why not complain about those descriptions?

/I know people that hate country music because they don't like southerners, a lot of people are stupid assholes, what can you do?


I don't care to jump to conclusions about people based on their music choices. A perfectly wonderful person, not racist, not old, not ignorant, etc might hate rap music.Don't paint the world in broad brush strokes...


Fair enough. I will say it's hard not to be ignorant whenever you hate an entire genre. I concede racist and old is an overreach (though I still think that's a factor with a lot of people), but I don't think ignorant is. I somehow doubt these guys were well versed in the genre and then decided to hate it. I remember being a dipshiat teenager and hating country but then someone played some Johnny Cash and Willie Nelson and I realized every genre has its good and bad and to be more open minded musically. I've met a lot of people that claimed rap was garbage but I could always find an artist/album/song they liked. Hell, my dad was that way, but I eventually got him to get into Tupac and Outkast, and he's definitely one of those guys stuck in the 70s/80s rock mentality.
 
2013-08-18 12:03:30 AM

UrinalPooper: He's only the greatest athlete in the recorded history of sporting events...

/i hope he makes a sequel to Space Jam...


Ya.... but who gives a shiat? Ignorant people that think sports matter at all.
 
2013-08-18 12:03:53 AM

RandyJohnson: WOW! You are on a new level of stupid. No really. You take stupid to a whole new level. WOW!


Why, because I listed some artists I liked from the underground and alternative scene? OK.
 
2013-08-18 12:25:07 AM
He probably told the police that if they got him to the concert on time, that he would become a Cavalier again.
 
2013-08-18 12:27:11 AM

boinkingbill: He probably told the police that if they got him to the concert on time, that he would become a Cavalier again.


You should probably read the article and rethink a lot of things about your life, that post included.
 
2013-08-18 12:37:15 AM
Movin' on up.
 
2013-08-18 12:59:53 AM
Can't you people focus your hate on LeBron? No wonder we stopped advancing as a world power - you people can't unite in hate at all anymore.

So sad.
 
2013-08-18 01:34:29 AM

Stoj: Can't you people focus your hate on LeBron? No wonder we stopped advancing as a world power - you people can't unite in hate at all anymore.

So sad.


i.qkme.me

You ignorant, old, boring racist.
 
2013-08-18 01:53:55 AM

DOCTORD000M: Stoj: Can't you people focus your hate on LeBron? No wonder we stopped advancing as a world power - you people can't unite in hate at all anymore.

So sad.

[i.qkme.me image 300x204]

You ignorant, old, boring racist.


blog.beatgoeson.com
 
2013-08-18 02:58:43 AM

TheJoe03: JerkyMeat: Not only is rap shiat music and ignorant, it's boring.

Sounds like you're describing rap haters, who tend to be the most ignorant and boring people you could ever encounter. That or old and racist.


Rap's not bad. Lebron sucks though.
 
2013-08-18 03:26:05 AM

TheJoe03: dstanley: Lemme guess: we've never heard of your favorite band.

Well if you don't know who Wu-Tang is, then you really are ignorant of music.

Concerning alternative, conscious, and underground of the last decade, it's possible you might have heard of some of them. There's Atmosphere, MF Doom, Mos Def, Common, Brother Ali, Immortal Technique, Eyedea and Abilities, Zion I, Living Legends, the Roots, Dead Prez, Jurassic 5, Jay Electronica, Deltron, Cool Calm Pete, Talib Kweli, Sage Francis, Aesop Rock, El-P, J Dilla, Elzhi, and some others I might have forgotten. Just be happy I didn't list the mainstream and pre 2000's rappers that I think go against your assumptions about the genre.

/just a music nerd trying to stop the ignorance


Atmosphere and Mos Def bore the shiat out of me.  Jurassic 5 are okay but nothing special.  MF Doom is great, so are the Roots.  Eyedea and Abilities are weird, but I've only heard a handful of songs.  I used to like Tupac but at this point I wouldn't mind if I never heard any of his songs again.  I used to listen to The Streets, the Beastie Boys, and Public Enemy quite a bit.  At this point the only rap I would go out of my way to listen to is Tech N9ne.  It just doesn't interest me any more.  Classic county like I said before can be good, but I have a hard time listening to ANY modern stuff.  It all sounds terrible.
 
2013-08-18 04:18:12 AM

CK2005: At this point the only rap I would go out of my way to listen to is Tech N9ne.


Not really my style, but dude's got mad talent.
 
2013-08-18 04:24:37 AM

TheJoe03: CK2005: At this point the only rap I would go out of my way to listen to is Tech N9ne.

Not really my style, but dude's got mad talent.


There are others who are faster than him, but he is the fastest rapper who you can easily understand.  No other rapper has a flow that comes CLOSE to N9ne.  I also love Gnarls Barkley, and pretty much anything DJ Dangermouse is involved with.
 
2013-08-18 04:37:08 AM

Warbirds: Kobe is a better rapist! Enough said!


Fixed

/egomaniac trying to get to an egomaniac's concert, divide by zero if they collided
 
2013-08-18 06:38:52 AM

TheJoe03: Truther: TheJoe03: Truther: Sooo

If you don't like rap you could be racist?

Yes you could, it's a genre that many consider "black", so many racists hate the genre for that reason. There were three other types of people I listed that tend to blindly hate the hip hop genre, why not complain about those descriptions?

/I know people that hate country music because they don't like southerners, a lot of people are stupid assholes, what can you do?


I don't care to jump to conclusions about people based on their music choices. A perfectly wonderful person, not racist, not old, not ignorant, etc might hate rap music.Don't paint the world in broad brush strokes...

Fair enough. I will say it's hard not to be ignorant whenever you hate an entire genre. I concede racist and old is an overreach (though I still think that's a factor with a lot of people), but I don't think ignorant is. I somehow doubt these guys were well versed in the genre and then decided to hate it. I remember being a dipshiat teenager and hating country but then someone played some Johnny Cash and Willie Nelson and I realized every genre has its good and bad and to be more open minded musically. I've met a lot of people that claimed rap was garbage but I could always find an artist/album/song they liked. Hell, my dad was that way, but I eventually got him to get into Tupac and Outkast, and he's definitely one of those guys stuck in the 70s/80s rock mentality.


I dunno.  I've never heard a single rap song that I would say I really liked.  However, I wouldn't say that I hate rap, either.  My general reaction to rap is and always has been "meh."  I can certainly appreciate the skill required to produce good rap, but it's just never been anything I really enjoy listening to.

It's kind of like those wooden statues some people carve with chainsaws: I can recognize and appreciate the skill necessary to do it, but I'd never choose to display one in my yard.

Now country...country, I hate.  Or at least modern country.  I'll listen to Johnny Cash or the Sons of the Pioneers all freaking day, but this modern shiat that's just basic mindless pop with eardrum-raping levels of twang injected into it is awful.
 
2013-08-18 07:24:23 AM

Lachwen: I dunno.  I've never heard a single rap song that I would say I really liked.  However, I wouldn't say that I hate rap, either.  My general reaction to rap is and always has been "meh."  I can certainly appreciate the skill required to produce good rap, but it's just never been anything I really enjoy listening to.


Which to me is a reasonable opinion, I'm not trying to act like everyone should love hip hop, it's just I see too many people with a really visceral and hateful reaction to it and it annoys me as a music lover in general.

/I always found Outkast and A Tribe Called Quest to be the best hip hop artists to get people with a negative opinion of hip hop to open their minds up a little bit.

Lachwen: Now country...country, I hate.  Or at least modern country.  I'll listen to Johnny Cash or the Sons of the Pioneers all freaking day, but this modern shiat that's just basic mindless pop with eardrum-raping levels of twang injected into it is awful.


I agree, but I'm sure there is some modern country that doesn't suck. I myself am not interested enough into discovering it on my own, but I'm confident good modern country exists, it's just that pop country (like pop rap) doesn't represent it well.
 
2013-08-18 07:25:39 AM

CK2005: I also love Gnarls Barkley, and pretty much anything DJ Dangermouse is involved with.


Dangermouse is the man.

sethen320: Rap's not bad. Lebron sucks though.


As a Mavs fan, I just hate the Heat in general, but Wade should get the brunt of the hate IMO.
 
2013-08-18 07:59:08 AM

Fallout Boy: Remember: when whitey rock bands sing about sex, drugs, and violence, it is not ignorant. But when black people do it, they are murdering thugs.


Actually, more frequently, they are comfortably middle-class African Americans pretending to be murdering thugs.
 
2013-08-18 08:07:48 AM

jso2897: Actually, more frequently, they are comfortably middle-class African Americans pretending to be murdering thugs.


The hip hop culture calls them "studio gangstas" and they have been an issue since the late 80s and early 90s. Hip hop loves authenticity and those guys have been faking the funk for far too long and the true fans see though it while the pop rap fans have no idea.
 
2013-08-18 12:15:27 PM

TheJoe03: DOCTORD000M: Stoj: Can't you people focus your hate on LeBron? No wonder we stopped advancing as a world power - you people can't unite in hate at all anymore.

So sad.

[i.qkme.me image 300x204]

You ignorant, old, boring racist.


24.media.tumblr.com
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-08-18 01:44:39 PM
No news here. Just another spoiled, rich, self-entitled POS who gets to have their way via fame and cash.

Fark him, and I hope he gets a kick in the nuts at some point. Little biatch.

/sick of the deification and pedestal-placing of athletes, actors and such. they take a dump just like the rest of us.
 
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