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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)   Stupid: Man drives on the wrong side of the road endangering everyone because he is late to a rap concert. Fark: It's Lebron James and with a police escort   (cleveland.com) divider line 100
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2013-08-17 03:46:50 PM
If anything, being late to a Jay Z concert should be seen as a gift.
 
2013-08-17 04:12:40 PM
Meh

#blackmanproblems
 
2013-08-17 04:22:00 PM
He should be escorted to Denver for a date with Kobe
 
2013-08-17 04:28:31 PM
OHIO treated him this well? Something does not sound right.
 
2013-08-17 04:54:43 PM

bojon: OHIO treated him this well? Something does not sound right.


Miami Florida, not Miami of Ohio
 
2013-08-17 06:48:26 PM
This country (world, even) sucks the dick of professional athletes all the time.

Why be surprised when the rest of the public institutions does, too?
 
2013-08-17 06:48:57 PM
Dear Cleveland.com,

LeBron has moved on. The relationship is over. It's time to grow up and move on yourself. He's just not that into you anymore.
 
2013-08-17 06:51:48 PM
Is famous people can just get a police escort whenever they want? That's kind of what's wrong with this country.
 
2013-08-17 06:56:46 PM
Call me skeptical but I doubt Lebron was driving
 
2013-08-17 06:57:45 PM
Why were they on the wrong side? People in Miami don't move over for cops with their lights on? That makes it extra dickish to do.

/hollah
 
2013-08-17 07:00:02 PM
There is no problem here. the guy can do things with an orange ball.
 
2013-08-17 07:02:57 PM
Meh,

Blue limo exists everywhere if you have the money.
 
2013-08-17 07:06:17 PM
Some cop is going to get suspended with pay until this dies down,
then they'll be reinstated after undergoing some arbitrary training session.
 
2013-08-17 07:06:29 PM
Don't you think somebody like the Mayor or the Police Chief ought to have a talk with whoever police gave this idea an OK?  If I lived in Miami I'd call the cops for an escort next time I was late for something.  They wouldn't do it, and I'd get to be a dick about it in the local press.
 
2013-08-17 07:15:37 PM
So calling 911 for domestic abuse is abusing public resources but Escorting Lebron James to a rap concert is a fine use of them?
 
2013-08-17 07:17:02 PM

lokis_mentor: Meh,

Blue limo exists everywhere if you have the money.


Yup. Charlie Sheen did it in DC in 2011.
 
2013-08-17 07:17:03 PM
Capitalism at it's finest.
 
2013-08-17 07:17:46 PM

lokis_mentor: Meh,

Blue limo exists everywhere if you have the money.


New York's Finest Taxi Service.

www.theboxset.com
 
2013-08-17 07:21:13 PM
I understand that the police might do this from time to time for him, but don't tweet about the shiat.
/You have enough people that HATE you already
 
2013-08-17 07:21:26 PM

iron_city_ap: Why were they on the wrong side? People in Miami don't move over for cops with their lights on? That makes it extra dickish to do.

/hollah


Here (Los Angeles) it is SOP for lit emergency vehicles to approach intersections in the wrong lane. 3 lanes of cars stopped at a light have a biatch of a time clearing room. Emergency vehicles use the oncoming lanes to go around them.
 
2013-08-17 07:22:06 PM
Tax Dollars at work. Hope we hurry up and cut funding to education, welfare, medicare, and relief aid so that we can keep taking care of the important stuff. Im running out of HOPE that we will ever see a real CHANGE in this country. I blame Jesus, no really... if we taxed Jesus and his peoples it would be a good start. Staying the fark out of the middle east would be step two. Then telling Jay Z, Lebron, and the rest of the one percent to fark themselves and pay up would be step three. I know the rich pay the most taxes already but they should... they have it and we dont. I just fixed the economy and whats Obama doing... playing golf on vaca. haha
 
2013-08-17 07:22:12 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: I understand that the police might do this from time to time for him, but don't tweet about the shiat.
/You have enough people that HATE you already


The ONLY person that should be able to get a police escort anywhere should be the President of the United States,  Perhaps the VP is the situation calls for it.

Nobody else should be able to waste taxpayer money like this.
 
2013-08-17 07:22:14 PM
who's lebron james?

ugh, never mind. I'm sure it's hardly worth googling.
 
2013-08-17 07:24:03 PM
True story...

I was nearly made a hood ornament of by Manny Ramirez coming out the Indians player's lot after a game. Gold V12 Merc S class. Doucheknuckle.

/Csb
 
2013-08-17 07:27:17 PM
Not only is rap shiat music and ignorant, it's boring.
 
2013-08-17 07:27:54 PM
He's only the greatest athlete in the recorded history of sporting events...

/i hope he makes a sequel to Space Jam...
 
2013-08-17 07:29:21 PM
All things aside, seeing a semi driving towards you on the interstate is a horrifying experience that I hope never to have again.
 
2013-08-17 07:29:32 PM

JerkyMeat: Not only is rap shiat music and ignorant, it's boring.


Sounds like you're describing rap haters, who tend to be the most ignorant and boring people you could ever encounter. That or old and racist.
 
2013-08-17 07:30:33 PM

Warlordtrooper: drjekel_mrhyde: I understand that the police might do this from time to time for him, but don't tweet about the shiat.
/You have enough people that HATE you already

The ONLY person that should be able to get a police escort anywhere should be the President of the United States,  Perhaps the VP is the situation calls for it.

Nobody else should be able to waste taxpayer money like this.


The police usually get paid by celebrities for providing an escort.
 
2013-08-17 07:32:17 PM

SmittyBGKY: Tax Dollars at work. Hope we hurry up and cut funding to education, welfare, medicare, and relief aid so that we can keep taking care of the important stuff. Im running out of HOPE that we will ever see a real CHANGE in this country. I blame Jesus, no really... if we taxed Jesus and his peoples it would be a good start. Staying the fark out of the middle east would be step two. Then telling Jay Z, Lebron, and the rest of the one percent to fark themselves and pay up would be step three. I know the rich pay the most taxes already but they should... they have it and we dont. I just fixed the economy and whats Obama doing... playing golf on vaca.


they're cutting welfare?

You sound bitter. Go get a better job.

/eat the rich
 
2013-08-17 07:32:22 PM

Krieghund: iron_city_ap: Why were they on the wrong side? People in Miami don't move over for cops with their lights on? That makes it extra dickish to do.

/hollah

Here (Los Angeles) it is SOP for lit emergency vehicles to approach intersections in the wrong lane. 3 lanes of cars stopped at a light have a biatch of a time clearing room. Emergency vehicles use the oncoming lanes to go around them.


Here in S Tampa if you dont see them in the wrong lane, I'd be worried
 
2013-08-17 07:35:02 PM

redmid17: Warlordtrooper: drjekel_mrhyde: I understand that the police might do this from time to time for him, but don't tweet about the shiat.
/You have enough people that HATE you already

The ONLY person that should be able to get a police escort anywhere should be the President of the United States,  Perhaps the VP is the situation calls for it.

Nobody else should be able to waste taxpayer money like this.

The police usually get paid by celebrities for providing an escort.


That's not the point.  If they won't offer the service to everyone then they shouldn't offer it to "VIP's"  Its discrimination.
 
2013-08-17 07:35:34 PM
Did the cops give him a few beers as well? F**k it, might as well flout the law full-on! Asshats!
 
2013-08-17 07:37:02 PM
Remember, the rich don't get the same treatment we get, and you now see for whom the police work.
 
2013-08-17 07:37:18 PM

UrinalPooper: He's only the greatest athlete in the recorded history of sporting events...

/i hope he makes a sequel to Space Jam...


Did you have a chubby while typing that? Reading it totally gave me one.
 
2013-08-17 07:39:13 PM

Warlordtrooper: The ONLY person that should be able to get a police escort anywhere should be the President of the United States


Someone rushing to get to the hospital in time for an organ transplant. Even on ice, donated organs don't stay viable all that long.
 
2013-08-17 07:39:17 PM

Warlordtrooper: redmid17: Warlordtrooper: drjekel_mrhyde: I understand that the police might do this from time to time for him, but don't tweet about the shiat.
/You have enough people that HATE you already

The ONLY person that should be able to get a police escort anywhere should be the President of the United States,  Perhaps the VP is the situation calls for it.

Nobody else should be able to waste taxpayer money like this.

The police usually get paid by celebrities for providing an escort.

That's not the point.  If they won't offer the service to everyone then they shouldn't offer it to "VIP's"  Its discrimination.


I bet they would if Joe Blow offered them five figures for a 30 minute police escort. I doubt class or social status is the issue as much as money.
 
2013-08-17 07:43:13 PM
All you whiners need to STFU. Lebron is successful at that very important thing he does.
 
2013-08-17 07:43:13 PM
Fark LeBron James.   Fark him in the azz with a 10 foot umbrella and then open it.
 
2013-08-17 07:44:16 PM

great_tigers: SmittyBGKY: Tax Dollars at work. Hope we hurry up and cut funding to education, welfare, medicare, and relief aid so that we can keep taking care of the important stuff. Im running out of HOPE that we will ever see a real CHANGE in this country. I blame Jesus, no really... if we taxed Jesus and his peoples it would be a good start. Staying the fark out of the middle east would be step two. Then telling Jay Z, Lebron, and the rest of the one percent to fark themselves and pay up would be step three. I know the rich pay the most taxes already but they should... they have it and we dont. I just fixed the economy and whats Obama doing... playing golf on vaca.

they're cutting welfare?

You sound bitter. Go get a better job.

/eat the rich


Not bitter and I love my job. Also never received welfare, unemployment, food stamps or much of a break at all. This country is just ass backwards and I don't do Facebook so you farkers get to hear my rants.
 
2013-08-17 07:46:59 PM
Kobe is better! Enough said!
 
2013-08-17 07:55:37 PM
In a banana republic, laws are for suckers.  The government and the privileged (rich) are above the law.
 
2013-08-17 08:00:26 PM
How late was he?  I have never been to a concert that started on time.
 
2013-08-17 08:01:28 PM
And I thought I'd gotten over disliking this asshole.
 
2013-08-17 08:04:46 PM

Krieghund: lokis_mentor: Meh,

Blue limo exists everywhere if you have the money.

New York's Finest Taxi Service.

[www.theboxset.com image 300x170]


Dude!  How much do I have to pay to get my police escort to be ON FIRE?  That's awesome!
 
2013-08-17 08:04:50 PM

SmittyBGKY: UrinalPooper: He's only the greatest athlete in the recorded history of sporting events...

/i hope he makes a sequel to Space Jam...

Did you have a chubby while typing that? Reading it totally gave me one.


Speaking of Chubby...

Link
 
2013-08-17 08:08:21 PM
So when a civilian cars gets hit, who gets sued?
 
2013-08-17 08:22:06 PM

TheJoe03: JerkyMeat: Not only is rap shiat music and ignorant, it's boring.

Sounds like you're describing rap haters, who tend to be the most ignorant and boring people you could ever encounter. That or old and racist.


If he'd said water is wet, would you call him names too?

/maybe he's Romero's alt
 
2013-08-17 08:23:27 PM

dstanley: If he'd said water is wet, would you call him names too?


So are you ignorant and boring or old and racist? Maybe all four. Good for you.
 
2013-08-17 08:33:35 PM
Never heard of either one of them.
 
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