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(Time)   Man prank-calls world's most patient police station 28,000 times before finally getting in trouble   (newsfeed.time.com) divider line 25
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2013-08-17 06:06:37 PM
Is your refridgerator running?
 
2013-08-17 06:08:03 PM
Was he reporting a missing  Amanda Hugnkiss?
 
2013-08-17 06:08:34 PM
They would have arrested him earlier, but they really needed the eggs.
 
2013-08-17 06:18:54 PM
The newly appointed Captain Michael Hunt doesn't put up with those kind of shenanigans.
 
2013-08-17 06:20:36 PM
I was hoping this would be funnier, but he just calls and hangs up when someone answers.  What kind of lame prank call is that?

/you should at least breath heavily into the phone for a few seconds first
 
2013-08-17 06:22:15 PM
 Is there a Homer here.I'm looking for a Homer Sexual.
 
2013-08-17 06:24:43 PM
At least claim you killed JFK or something.  Hanging up is weak.

Or conspiracy theories could be fun.   Lots to work with besides hanging up.
 
2013-08-17 06:25:21 PM
Michael Hawk? Has anyone called in for Mike Hawk tonight?

Mike Hunt if the recipient is female.
 
2013-08-17 06:28:59 PM
I called her mom from a pay phone
I said I was the cops
And your husband's in jail
This state looks down on sodomy
And that's about the time that biatch hung up on me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And are still more amused by prank phone calls
What the hell is caller ID? - Blink 182
 
2013-08-17 06:29:39 PM
i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-17 06:32:52 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com

/creepy for all the wrong reasons
 
2013-08-17 06:42:05 PM
Ya know that the more paranoid people here may be getting a bit concerned that there have been so many greenlights on people getting busted for using 911, whether fraudulently or in dire need of assistance.

/Dial 911 and make a cop come.
//Dial 911 hundreds of times and make a cop come and then beat the shiat out of you.
////I dial 999. Them damn Englanders will never bother to cross the pond to beat me off of the phone.
 
2013-08-17 06:42:27 PM
This is Sergeant Hugh Jass, how may I help you?
 
2013-08-17 06:43:12 PM
img.fark.net

I'm looking for Amanda Hugginkiss...
 
2013-08-17 06:58:26 PM
I'm looking for Al ... is there an Al Coholic here?
 
2013-08-17 06:59:52 PM
 
2013-08-17 07:08:00 PM
 
2013-08-17 07:37:45 PM
28,000 calls before he gets busted. And if they'd caught him with a joint he'd be locked up for life.
 
2013-08-17 08:03:07 PM

fusillade762: 28,000 calls before he gets busted. And if they'd caught him with a joint he'd be locked up for life.


And if he murdered and raped a baby, he'd be given probation.
 
2013-08-17 08:55:18 PM

fusillade762: 28,000 calls before he gets busted. And if they'd caught him with a joint he'd be locked up for life.


It's Japan so probably
 
2013-08-17 08:59:23 PM
What I want to know is why didn't he get fired long before he got busted?  He didn't have time to do anything after his daily quota of prank calls.
 
2013-08-17 09:05:54 PM
On his busiest days, he would place over 1000 phone calls and hang up every time someone picked up on the other end.

...HOW?!??!?
 
2013-08-17 09:56:08 PM
That's a lot of evictions.
 
2013-08-17 10:06:55 PM

Gyrfalcon: On his busiest days, he would place over 1000 phone calls and hang up every time someone picked up on the other end.

...HOW?!??!?


That's 41 times an hour. When does this guy find time to sleep?
 
2013-08-18 12:14:01 AM
Man I don't even think my heart has beat 28,000 times. How could this guy have managed to make that many prank calls?

/p.s. i am a newborn baby XP
 
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