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(NFL)   Saturdays Official Practice Football Thread. 6 games on tap starting with Dallas vs. Arizona at 4:30 EST and ending with the Donkies vs. the Seachickens at 10. Put off your chores, crack a brew or two and get your Romo trolling up to midseason form   ( divider line
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2013-08-17 04:44:08 PM  
3 votes:
2013-08-17 10:08:38 PM  
2 votes:

Foaming: Foaming: Bengals bungle.

but still win.

So...Bengals bungle but they don't fall down?
2013-08-17 09:26:20 PM  
2 votes:
2013-08-17 09:10:18 PM  
2 votes:

elguerodiablo: Six seconds no timeouts. What do you do?  What do you do???

2013-08-17 05:55:16 PM  
2 votes:
2nd half game plan for Dallas: get the ball and punt on first down.
2013-08-18 02:25:46 AM  
1 vote:
I do find it hilarious that Martin Sheen is thought of as a great fake president because of the west wing. Apparently Christopher Walken was trying to prevent a liberal utopia.
2013-08-17 10:53:59 PM  
1 vote:

2013-08-17 10:49:16 PM  
1 vote:
Welker wanted that one.  Not too many times you see a vet of his stature put his head down and charge like that in the the preseason.
2013-08-17 10:05:09 PM  
1 vote:

Linkster: AliceBToklasLives: Damn will the Broncos' game ever kick off? Stupid Pacific time


/don't know how I ever stayed up for these games (like MNF)  when I lived on the East Coast
//ok, I know - I wasn't old
2013-08-17 10:02:44 PM  
1 vote:
It's always sad when kids go into their father's sport and aren't nearly as good.
2013-08-17 09:40:03 PM  
1 vote:
2013-08-17 09:35:06 PM  
1 vote:

elguerodiablo: I ate a bad chimmichanga and had the Clutts for a couple days.

There's a *good* chimmichanga? I thought they were FULL of the clutts, and that's why you don't drink the water down there!
2013-08-17 09:33:40 PM  
1 vote:
I ate a bad chimmichanga and had the Clutts for a couple days.
2013-08-17 09:32:10 PM  
1 vote:
Some antibiotics will cure up the clutts
2013-08-17 09:31:19 PM  
1 vote:
Second half Sanchez?? How'd we get so lucky?
2013-08-17 09:14:54 PM  
1 vote:

cameroncrazy1984: xaks: elguerodiablo: Six seconds no timeouts. What do you do?  What do you do???


That's basically what Sanchez did.

I'm actually proud to be a Bills fan right now.

I'm actually disappointed he didn't fumble or throw an interception and have the turnover returned for 6.
Sanchez watching can make a man jaded about merely average  levels of failure
2013-08-17 09:01:00 PM  
1 vote:

Linkster: Homegating, WTF is this bullshiat word NFL Network?

Because nobody ever thought to have a few beers, grill up some grub and invite a bunch of friends over to your place to watch a game before.
Thanks NFL Network!
2013-08-17 08:44:32 PM  
1 vote:

ModernPrimitive01: there isn't enough beer in the world to get me through another season with the Titans. How a pro team can consistently fail at every phase of the game every year is beyond me

May I introduce you to Jacksonville, Cleveland, and New York please?
2013-08-17 08:30:12 PM  
1 vote:
Sanchez doing Sanchez things.

life makes sense again!
2013-08-17 08:22:28 PM  
1 vote:
Maybe it's just the result of watching two quarters of Tebow lowering the bar but Sanchez and Gabbert are looking like actual NFL quarterbacks.
2013-08-17 08:08:06 PM  
1 vote:

2013-08-17 07:56:46 PM  
1 vote:
And no defense was seen in Jersey that night.
2013-08-17 07:35:35 PM  
1 vote:
lol.  I give a guy some credit then he goes and does that ...

/Matt Ryan is the best QB EVER!
2013-08-17 07:34:38 PM  
1 vote:
I think this Jefferson kid has a job!, Maybe even starter.
2013-08-17 07:24:42 PM  
1 vote:
Holy crap the Chargers have another hurt plqayer. Eddie Royal has a bruised lung and possible concussion. The waterboy now has a shot at playing the slot receiver position for San Diego.
2013-08-17 07:11:24 PM  
1 vote:

Linkster: Munchkin definitely.
2013-08-17 07:06:50 PM  
1 vote:

Rev.Killjoy: 10-10, 100 yards, that's not bad

That qb must be OCD.
2013-08-17 06:35:43 PM  
1 vote:

mikaloyd: robsul82: "The biggest mistake ever made in football," Marty crying about it, can't possibly be that, but the thought still makes me lulz.

Jamarcus Russell?

Certainly by weight.
2013-08-17 06:19:44 PM  
1 vote:
I actually went out for a smoke earlier and intercepted one of Orton's passes.. it is currently under review
2013-08-17 06:17:04 PM  
1 vote:
Clearly Orton saw Seneca Wallace's performance last night and thought, "HAH! Amateur!"
2013-08-17 05:53:03 PM  
1 vote:
Throwin Spam into a Can is my Rammenstein tribute band name
2013-08-17 05:38:32 PM  
1 vote:
almost thought that dallas player was gonna end up punching it out of bounds instead of recovering
2013-08-17 05:21:35 PM  
1 vote:

Lt. Cheese Weasel: It's wheels off watching this in Spanish, when they cut to the ref calling a penalty and then there's english.  Taking crazy pills.....

Begin drinking. By the second half it'll start to make sense.
2013-08-17 04:53:30 PM  
1 vote:
2013-08-17 04:39:43 PM  
1 vote:

WTH? NFL had Dallas/Cards now switched to Balt/Atl.
2013-08-17 04:04:49 PM  
1 vote:
Your mother is teh Seachicken stubby.

/Go Hawks
//12thnMan Deutschland
///VfB Stuttgart won today too
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