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2013-08-18 12:45:18 AM  

SenorBenedict: Jesus has Seattle had a return that didn't score a TD that didn't draw a penalty? Come on now special teams stop being special ed.


Hell, the TD drew a flag until they realized that no, there wasn't actually a penalty - they just were throwing them as routine.
 
2013-08-18 12:47:07 AM  

IAmRight: Haha we feel so bad for you that Brady Quinn gets snaps.

/yeah what the f*ck happened to Manuel? He'd been doing so well and then I see he got hurt. That sucks, although he'll be back for the regular season you'd like to see him get more experience
//wtf @ long explanations now


They don't know if Manuel will be back for regular season, they'll have to see. Supposedly minor knee surgery, but since he's a mobile qb if it screws him up the Bills do not have another QB.

And apparently the penalty of the night is illegal formation.
 
2013-08-18 12:48:51 AM  
The bag is clear "to make sure that nothing dangerous is in there" like food you didn't buy from the concession stand.
 
2013-08-18 12:49:19 AM  
Looks like Denver's defense is showing a little...

*sunglasses*

Wear and Tear.
 
2013-08-18 12:50:21 AM  

Foaming: The bag is clear "to make sure that nothing dangerous is in there" like food you didn't buy from the concession stand.


They are also looking for Dildos, now in the event of a dildo its always A Dildo, never your dildo.
 
2013-08-18 12:51:11 AM  

Olfin Bedwere: mikaloyd: Olfin Bedwere: mikaloyd: Vern is a girls name

How many girls have you met named Vern? My current count is zero.

3 at least. Maybe its regional or no longer in fashion?

Maybe it's regional? Where do you hail from?


California but one is from North Dakota
 
2013-08-18 12:51:31 AM  
lol ball spike penalty
 
2013-08-18 12:52:16 AM  
Nice work Osweiler, running directly into the sack.
 
2013-08-18 12:54:18 AM  

mikaloyd: Olfin Bedwere: mikaloyd: Olfin Bedwere: mikaloyd: Vern is a girls name

How many girls have you met named Vern? My current count is zero.

3 at least. Maybe its regional or no longer in fashion?

Maybe it's regional? Where do you hail from?

California but one is from North Dakota


Odd. I would have to think that their parents were strange folks to name them that. I live in Washington State and the only person I've met with a name close to that was a Vera.
 
2013-08-18 12:54:35 AM  

IAmRight: lol ball spike penalty


And I bet Gooddell wonders why people call it the No Fun League.
 
2013-08-18 12:54:37 AM  
Richard Sherman is apparently a snake, dude its like 70+ degrees you don't need a ski cap.
 
2013-08-18 12:55:11 AM  

IAmRight: Nice work Osweiler, running directly into the sack.


He's just saving time.
 
2013-08-18 12:56:56 AM  

SenorBenedict: Richard Sherman is apparently a snake, dude its like 70+ degrees you don't need a ski cap.


Chancellor had a hat on like Kyle from South Park, too.

/it gets cold standing in sweaty equipment that's made for breathability
 
2013-08-18 12:58:09 AM  
NO MORE FLAGS. FARK.
 
2013-08-18 12:58:33 AM  
Jesus another flag on a return. Swear to god I hope these are the third string special teams.
 
2013-08-18 12:59:56 AM  

SenorBenedict: Richard Sherman is apparently a snake, dude its like 70+ degrees you don't need a ski cap.


He's heading up to Snoqualmie after the game to do some slush sliding.
 
2013-08-18 01:01:27 AM  

Olfin Bedwere: SenorBenedict: Richard Sherman is apparently a snake, dude its like 70+ degrees you don't need a ski cap.

He's heading up to Snoqualmie after the game to do some slush sliding.


Nah Visionquest sports get in there!
 
2013-08-18 01:01:35 AM  
Brady Quinn is not the Brady we need. Or the Brady we deserve.
 
2013-08-18 01:02:20 AM  
The announcers are bored doing Count impressions.
 
2013-08-18 01:03:27 AM  
When the announcers start doing The Count impersonations it's time to stop sending drinks to the booth.
 
2013-08-18 01:04:19 AM  
The refs will have to ice their shoulder down like a MLB pitcher after tonight.  Flags everywhere.
 
2013-08-18 01:04:23 AM  
This Ref is the unofficial third guy in the booth tonight, dude's been talking more than Brock Huard.
 
2013-08-18 01:04:47 AM  
Head ref needs to tell these motherf*ckers "STOP F*CKING CALLING PENALTIES, LET'S GET THIS GAME OVER."
 
2013-08-18 01:05:27 AM  

Olfin Bedwere: Brady Quinn is not the Brady we need. Or the Brady we deserve.


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2013-08-18 01:06:02 AM  
Double penalties on the hawks special teams, for fark sake.
 
2013-08-18 01:06:44 AM  
Why are we better than you at everything at every level, Denver?
 
2013-08-18 01:06:54 AM  

Foaming: Olfin Bedwere: Brady Quinn is not the Brady we need. Or the Brady we deserve.

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She would be the Brady we want.
 
2013-08-18 01:07:07 AM  
Holy shiat seahawks completed a special teams situation without getting flagged someone praise tebow.
 
2013-08-18 01:07:42 AM  

IAmRight: Why are we better than you at everything at every level, Denver?


Including getting penalized! BOO YAH DENVER!
 
2013-08-18 01:08:08 AM  
If you want Calculon to race to the laser gun battle in his hover-Ferrari, press one. If you want Calculon to double-check his paperwork, press two.
 
2013-08-18 01:09:29 AM  
Golden Tate what to work on? Catching the ball with three packers around...
 
2013-08-18 01:12:06 AM  

SenorBenedict: Golden Tate what to work on? Catching the ball with three packers around...


He has to work on that this week for next week's game.
 
2013-08-18 01:12:28 AM  
"Lumbering"? Lol, he didn't look that bad running.
 
2013-08-18 01:12:44 AM  
Well, hey, your second team is moving it on our third team, I suppose.
 
2013-08-18 01:12:51 AM  

IAmRight: SenorBenedict: Golden Tate what to work on? Catching the ball with three packers around...

He has to work on that this week for next week's game.


I hope the score for Greenbay is similar to tonights, if only so the greenbay complainers will be quiet.
 
2013-08-18 01:13:55 AM  
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

There's the Osweiler I remember from ASU.
 
2013-08-18 01:14:02 AM  

IAmRight: Well, hey, your second team is moving it on our third team, I suppose.


Yeah defense is tired, trying not to get flags thrown, I mean its 10 to 40, no big deal if they score.

And nevermind picked off.
 
2013-08-18 01:14:39 AM  
Osweiler shot Kennedy
 
2013-08-18 01:16:39 AM  

Olfin Bedwere: Osweiler shot Kennedy


There's no way he could throw two passes that quickly.
 
2013-08-18 01:16:53 AM  

IAmRight: Well, hey, your second team is moving it on our third team, I suppose.



Up until that timely pass.  At least Denver's entire team is consistent this game.
 
2013-08-18 01:17:01 AM  
They keep bringing up no turn overs from the hawks, its like daring Quinn to fark up, and he will.
 
2013-08-18 01:17:45 AM  

Foaming: Olfin Bedwere: Osweiler shot Kennedy

There's no way he could throw two passes that quickly.


Back and to the right at the secondary.
 
2013-08-18 01:18:27 AM  
Holy shiat is that 3 or 4 plays in a row without a flag from the hawks? Must be a record.
 
2013-08-18 01:18:36 AM  

SenorBenedict: They keep bringing up no turn overs from the hawks, its like daring Quinn to fark up, and he will.


Pretty sure they're not going to allow him to do anything.
 
2013-08-18 01:19:17 AM  

Foaming: Olfin Bedwere: Osweiler shot Kennedy

There's no way he could throw two passes that quickly.


Well, theoretically, it took Oswald 3 shots, so maybe . . .

Never mind, I've been drinking :)
 
2013-08-18 01:19:21 AM  

IAmRight: SenorBenedict: They keep bringing up no turn overs from the hawks, its like daring Quinn to fark up, and he will.

Pretty sure they're not going to allow him to do anything.


Never underestimate the ability of a Notre dame player to screw up!
 
2013-08-18 01:21:31 AM  
Aaron Levine's head doesn't really fit right on his body. Just saying.
 
2013-08-18 01:22:10 AM  
My favorite part of this game all the Peyton pouting in the second quarter.

Go sell some shiat Peyton.
 
2013-08-18 01:23:04 AM  
Speaking of Franken head he didn't take his helmet off? What the shiat is that?
 
2013-08-18 01:23:30 AM  
Free month TF subscription to any Seattle fan that goes into gay porn with the name Golden Taint.
 
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