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2013-08-17 11:41:32 PM
Ball security is for sucks.
 
2013-08-17 11:42:07 PM

KaisertheCoyote: Marshawn Lynch has a hat on that suggests he just got back from a ski trip. Because Marshawn Lynch.


I'm thinking Beast Mode doesn't work well on skis.
 
2013-08-17 11:44:30 PM

AliceBToklasLives: elguerodiablo: Linkster: elguerodiablo: fark we're not even to half and I want to kill this announcer.

NFL Net?

The local denver station. Some putz and John Lynch.

That's Verne so shut yer whore mouth.


He farks up the players names more than my 76 year old mom who thinks Ed McCaffery still plays and his fake chuckle annoys me.
 
2013-08-17 11:45:49 PM
Vern is a girls name
 
2013-08-17 11:47:55 PM

mikaloyd: Vern is a girls name


How many girls have you met named Vern? My current count is zero.
 
2013-08-17 11:48:18 PM

mikaloyd: Vern is a girls name


NTTAWWT
 
2013-08-17 11:48:55 PM
I think i jacked my back up taking a nap this afternoon. I might as well put on some plaid pants amd pull them up to my moobs.
 
2013-08-17 11:49:19 PM

elguerodiablo: AliceBToklasLives: elguerodiablo: Linkster: elguerodiablo: fark we're not even to half and I want to kill this announcer.

NFL Net?

The local denver station. Some putz and John Lynch.

That's Verne so shut yer whore mouth.

He farks up the players names more than my 76 year old mom who thinks Ed McCaffery still plays and his fake chuckle annoys me.


Vern Lundquist IS your grand dad!
 
2013-08-17 11:49:25 PM
Doink
 
2013-08-17 11:50:51 PM

Linkster: elguerodiablo: AliceBToklasLives: elguerodiablo: Linkster: elguerodiablo: fark we're not even to half and I want to kill this announcer.

NFL Net?

The local denver station. Some putz and John Lynch.

That's Verne so shut yer whore mouth.

He farks up the players names more than my 76 year old mom who thinks Ed McCaffery still plays and his fake chuckle annoys me.

Vern Lundquist IS your grand dad!


It is entirely possible. Both of my Grandmas were just complete whores.
 
2013-08-17 11:52:04 PM
JESUS CHRISTMAS, I've seen enough of this shiat. a 2 hour half, fark this.


Later y'all.
 
2013-08-17 11:52:58 PM

Linkster: JESUS CHRISTMAS, I've seen enough of this shiat. a 2 hour half, fark this.


Later y'all.


Late Link
 
2013-08-17 11:53:04 PM

elguerodiablo: AliceBToklasLives: elguerodiablo: Linkster: elguerodiablo: fark we're not even to half and I want to kill this announcer.

NFL Net?

The local denver station. Some putz and John Lynch.

That's Verne so shut yer whore mouth.

He farks up the players names more than my 76 year old mom who thinks Ed McCaffery still plays and his fake chuckle annoys me.


Look grandpa may not know what state he's in but you still invite him to Thanksgiving dinner.
 
2013-08-17 11:55:08 PM

AliceBToklasLives: elguerodiablo: AliceBToklasLives: elguerodiablo: Linkster: elguerodiablo: fark we're not even to half and I want to kill this announcer.

NFL Net?

The local denver station. Some putz and John Lynch.

That's Verne so shut yer whore mouth.

He farks up the players names more than my 76 year old mom who thinks Ed McCaffery still plays and his fake chuckle annoys me.

Look grandpa may not know what state he's in but you still invite him to Thanksgiving dinner.


Haha fair enough.
 
2013-08-17 11:57:51 PM
Lol Local man dies after falling out of a window at the Lady Luck hotel.
 
2013-08-17 11:59:21 PM

Olfin Bedwere: mikaloyd: Vern is a girls name

How many girls have you met named Vern? My current count is zero.


3 at least. Maybe its regional or no longer in fashion?
 
2013-08-18 12:04:32 AM

mikaloyd: Olfin Bedwere: mikaloyd: Vern is a girls name

How many girls have you met named Vern? My current count is zero.

3 at least. Maybe its regional or no longer in fashion?


Maybe it's regional? Where do you hail from?
 
2013-08-18 12:07:09 AM
So apparently of you win the turnover margin you are likely to win the game. Thanks John
 
2013-08-18 12:09:06 AM

ShadowLAnCeR: As a Niners fan, here is my completely unbiased opinion on the Seahawks.

******* *** ************ * *************  * ************* ****** ********* * ********** Pete Carrol ************ * ********** ************ ***** ***** Hippopotamus ****** * *************  * ************* ****** ********* ****** * *************  * ************* ****** ********* Hookers ****** * *************  * ************* ****** *********  Blow ****** * *************  * ************* ****** ********* Sea Crabs ****** * *************  * ************* ****** ********* .

And that is completely unbiased.


I concur.

/******* *********!
 
2013-08-18 12:10:51 AM

AliceBToklasLives: So apparently of you win the turnover margin you are likely to win the game. Thanks John


And usually if you score more points than the other team, you win.
 
2013-08-18 12:10:55 AM

Olfin Bedwere: mikaloyd: Olfin Bedwere: mikaloyd: Vern is a girls name

How many girls have you met named Vern? My current count is zero.

3 at least. Maybe its regional or no longer in fashion?

Maybe it's regional? Where do you hail from?


"Vern" is not a girls name in the PNW from what I have ever seen and heard.
 
2013-08-18 12:12:46 AM

my lip balm addiction: Olfin Bedwere: mikaloyd: Olfin Bedwere: mikaloyd: Vern is a girls name

How many girls have you met named Vern? My current count is zero.

3 at least. Maybe its regional or no longer in fashion?

Maybe it's regional? Where do you hail from?

"Vern" is not a girls name in the PNW from what I have ever seen and heard.


I think it's short for Vernedetta.

V for Vernedetta.
 
2013-08-18 12:13:36 AM

ShadowLAnCeR: As a Niners fan, here is my completely unbiased opinion on the Seahawks.

******* *** ************ * *************  * ************* ****** ********* * ********** Pete Carrol ************ * ********** ************ ***** ***** Hippopotami****** * *************  * ************* ****** ********* ****** * *************  * ************* ****** ********* Hookers ****** * *************  * ************* ****** *********  Blow ****** * *************  * ************* ****** ********* Sea Crabs ****** * *************  * ************* ****** ********* .

And that is completely unbiased.


Fixed that for you.

/Seahawks fan :)
 
2013-08-18 12:17:47 AM
LOL @ the Broncos being ranked No. 2 in Power Rankings.
 
2013-08-18 12:18:36 AM
Everybody rips on Tavaris, but he's a solid backup QB.
 
2013-08-18 12:19:17 AM
Jackson is a lot like Russell Wilson except he is way shiattier.
 
2013-08-18 12:21:00 AM
Aside from it meaning that Wilson got injured, I'd have no problems going up against teams with T-Jack at QB. Wouldn't stop us from winning.
 
2013-08-18 12:23:31 AM

Olfin Bedwere: Everybody rips on Tavaris, but he's a solid backup QB.


Compared to other back ups hes actually really good but there's no way you want to roll him out as your starter. Even if he's put in due to injury you don't just shrug and say "eh he's close enough".
 
2013-08-18 12:25:18 AM

elguerodiablo: Olfin Bedwere: Everybody rips on Tavaris, but he's a solid backup QB.

Compared to other back ups hes actually really good but there's no way you want to roll him out as your starter. Even if he's put in due to injury you don't just shrug and say "eh he's close enough".


Hopefully if that happens, the defense will step up. He's not solid at all at starter, but at that point it would be a "just don't fark things up" situation.
 
2013-08-18 12:26:45 AM
I'm not liking the running game at all. Going in I thought Bael would beat out Hillman and his greasy fingers but it doesn't look like thats going to happen.

Prognosis: shiatty
 
2013-08-18 12:27:12 AM

elguerodiablo: Compared to other back ups hes actually really good but there's no way you want to roll him out as your starter. Even if he's put in due to injury you don't just shrug and say "eh he's close enough".


He's better than half the starters in the league as long as he's in our system.
 
2013-08-18 12:28:17 AM

elguerodiablo: I'm not liking the running game at all. Going in I thought Bael would beat out Hillman and his greasy fingers but it doesn't look like thats going to happen.

Prognosis: shiatty


In fairness it's not like he has an offensive line to run behind. Barry Sanders would struggle with a guy hitting him as he receives the ball.
 
2013-08-18 12:29:03 AM
I miss you Willis. Even though i never ckuld figure out exactly what choo were talkin about.
 
2013-08-18 12:30:14 AM

IAmRight: elguerodiablo: Compared to other back ups hes actually really good but there's no way you want to roll him out as your starter. Even if he's put in due to injury you don't just shrug and say "eh he's close enough".

He's better than half the starters in the league as long as he's in our system.


The AZ QB coach can be seen in the corner of his office balled up in the fetal position.

Having a great QB, with a reliable backup is a luxury.
 
2013-08-18 12:30:14 AM
T-Jack droppin' dimes. That was pretty.
 
2013-08-18 12:31:19 AM
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Thanks for Williams, Arizona, you morons. (and Schofield, too)
 
2013-08-18 12:31:30 AM
Damn good catch!

Good thing our defense is giving up all our points now.  There will be none left for the regular season.
 
2013-08-18 12:32:27 AM

AliceBToklasLives: Good thing our defense is giving up all our points now.  There will be none left for the regular season.


Well, you get to face AFC teams, so you'll be okay. Not like the Raiders, Chargers or Chiefs are capable of scoring.
 
2013-08-18 12:32:53 AM
Them Seagals are fine. Just saying.
 
2013-08-18 12:33:20 AM
OK GOOSE!
 
2013-08-18 12:34:15 AM

IAmRight: elguerodiablo: Compared to other back ups hes actually really good but there's no way you want to roll him out as your starter. Even if he's put in due to injury you don't just shrug and say "eh he's close enough".

He's better than half the starters in the league as long as he's in our system.


Yeah, he couldn't even get on the field in Buffalo.
 
2013-08-18 12:34:33 AM
I don't get the "WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER THIS COMMERCIAL BREAK" animation.
The NFL shield is in a dark stadium with a spotlight looking for something?
 
2013-08-18 12:35:43 AM
Some good news re: Derek Wolfe:  All tests are negative so far, including MRI's, CT scans, and x-rays. The team is hopeful that Wolfe may join them on their chartered flight back home, but he has not been released from the hospital yet.

http://www.milehighreport.com/2013/8/17/4632402/derek-wolfe-injury-b ro ncos-defensive-end-taken-off-field-in-ambulance
 
2013-08-18 12:36:04 AM
good to see Pete still owns shares in the whoopass factory
 
2013-08-18 12:36:26 AM

cameroncrazy1984: Yeah, he couldn't even get on the field in Buffalo.


Yeah, I feel like we can't claim that choosing Kolb over him was a good choice. But Seattle appreciates the ability to get him back. I mean, he's been in our system for many years and we have WRs he's worked with a lot.
 
2013-08-18 12:39:09 AM

AliceBToklasLives: Damn good catch!

Good thing our defense is giving up all our points now.  There will be none left for the regular season.


Denver's defense got to the #2 in the league by feasting on awful AFC teams.  I remember this because I had Denver as my starting fantasy defense.  After the week 7 bye, their schedule was a glorious wasteland of suck.
 
2013-08-18 12:40:58 AM

IAmRight: cameroncrazy1984: Yeah, he couldn't even get on the field in Buffalo.

Yeah, I feel like we can't claim that choosing Kolb over him was a good choice. But Seattle appreciates the ability to get him back. I mean, he's been in our system for many years and we have WRs he's worked with a lot.


Seeing as Manuel might be out for god knows how long, I wish the Bills had Tjack with how he's playing in preseason compared to how god awful Kolb has been.

Denver #2 in power rankings and Frisco #1 totally believable.
 
2013-08-18 12:42:26 AM
Jesus has Seattle had a return that didn't score a TD that didn't draw a penalty? Come on now special teams stop being special ed.
 
2013-08-18 12:42:59 AM

FuManchu7: AliceBToklasLives: Damn good catch!

Good thing our defense is giving up all our points now.  There will be none left for the regular season.

Denver's defense got to the #2 in the league by feasting on awful AFC teams.  I remember this because I had Denver as my starting fantasy defense.  After the week 7 bye, their schedule was a glorious wasteland of suck.


i did that too. My completely biased opinion is we're still a top 5 defense.  Especially if we can get a clock chewing run game going so we dont have to over rely on Welker.
 
2013-08-18 12:43:37 AM
Haha we feel so bad for you that Brady Quinn gets snaps.

/yeah what the f*ck happened to Manuel? He'd been doing so well and then I see he got hurt. That sucks, although he'll be back for the regular season you'd like to see him get more experience
//wtf @ long explanations now
 
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