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(NFL)   Saturdays Official Practice Football Thread. 6 games on tap starting with Dallas vs. Arizona at 4:30 EST and ending with the Donkies vs. the Seachickens at 10. Put off your chores, crack a brew or two and get your Romo trolling up to midseason form   (nfl.com) divider line 575
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2013-08-17 09:44:55 PM  

elguerodiablo: cameroncrazy1984: Marty Mornhinweg sounds like a guy who signed the Declaration of Independence.

Mornhinweg does for sure.  He'd probably go with his full first name of Martonimous or Marthalamew instead of Marty.


That's a good point, Marty is too modern. I think his first name is actually Clint.
 
2013-08-17 09:45:02 PM  
Rex should find some scrub who played QB in high school if he has to, just get Sanchez out of the game on a high note.
 
2013-08-17 09:45:31 PM  

Foaming: Primitive Screwhead: cameroncrazy1984: Jets first team offense scores against scrubs. Also probably the Jags first-team defense.

The Jags have a 1st team defense?

The Jets have a... oh never mind.


Well, someone's got to go out there first.
 
2013-08-17 09:47:11 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: cameroncrazy1984: Jets first team offense scores against scrubs. Also probably the Jags first-team defense.

The Jags have a 1st team defense?


They're running 22 mil under the cap.  They don't really have a first team anything.
 
2013-08-17 09:52:03 PM  
J E T S  score
 
2013-08-17 09:53:09 PM  
Way to uh.. barely break the plane there J E T S.  Real emphatic.
 
2013-08-17 09:53:32 PM  
Great googly moogly, Vince Young in as our QB.

*cracks a beer
 
2013-08-17 09:53:53 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Foaming: Primitive Screwhead: cameroncrazy1984: Jets first team offense scores against scrubs. Also probably the Jags first-team defense.

The Jags have a 1st team defense?

The Jets have a... oh never mind.

Well, someone's got to go out there first.


I can picture a Goofy Gophers scenario where Jax players fight over who goes second.
 
2013-08-17 09:54:50 PM  
ROFLMAO

Mason Crosby's FG attempt was BLOCKED....and still good.

I'm heading for the Rum at this point
 
2013-08-17 09:55:46 PM  
Man the Chargers need to find the Bad Luck Tiki Statue and take it back to the cave.

After the season of course.
 
2013-08-17 09:58:13 PM  
Huh. Someone got a strikeout at the Meadowlands?
 
2013-08-17 09:59:37 PM  
Damn will the Broncos' game ever kick off? Stupid Pacific time
 
2013-08-17 09:59:49 PM  


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i36.photobucket.com

 
2013-08-17 10:00:29 PM  
They missed that call.

Thanksgiving 2.0. the Ram RB's knee was never down , they shouldn't have blown that dead.
 
2013-08-17 10:00:40 PM  
Sanchez is still in. Still going big against scrubs.
 
2013-08-17 10:00:55 PM  
Maybe they do need to play Sanchez all four quarters.
 
2013-08-17 10:01:00 PM  
Bengals bungle.
 
2013-08-17 10:01:32 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: Damn will the Broncos' game ever kick off? Stupid Pacific time


HEY NOW!!
 
2013-08-17 10:02:19 PM  
Verne!

/I can't recall a Verne Lundquist-less season. Man is 130 years old
 
2013-08-17 10:02:20 PM  
Duky Nacho!!
 
2013-08-17 10:02:28 PM  
Oh farking hell, Brandon Smith!

shiat

Rams ball at the 10
 
2013-08-17 10:02:44 PM  
It's always sad when kids go into their father's sport and aren't nearly as good.
 
2013-08-17 10:04:06 PM  
Mr. Lynch doesn't look right in a suit.
 
2013-08-17 10:04:45 PM  
Now I've seen it all.

Johnny Jolly (yes, the 350 pound lineman) in coverage at the goal line, INT, and returns it about 8 yards.

Time to get the shot glasses to go with the rum
 
2013-08-17 10:05:09 PM  

Linkster: AliceBToklasLives: Damn will the Broncos' game ever kick off? Stupid Pacific time

HEY NOW!!


static.rogerebert.com

/don't know how I ever stayed up for these games (like MNF)  when I lived on the East Coast
//ok, I know - I wasn't old
 
2013-08-17 10:05:22 PM  

xaks: Now I've seen it all.

Johnny Jolly (yes, the 350 pound lineman) in coverage at the goal line, INT, and returns it about 8 yards.

Time to get the shot glasses to go with the rum


I didn't know he was back in football. Didn't he, like, do drugs or something?
 
2013-08-17 10:06:31 PM  

Foaming: Bengals bungle.


but still win.
 
2013-08-17 10:06:49 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: xaks: Now I've seen it all.

Johnny Jolly (yes, the 350 pound lineman) in coverage at the goal line, INT, and returns it about 8 yards.

Time to get the shot glasses to go with the rum

I didn't know he was back in football. Didn't he, like, do drugs or something?


Yep. Out of football for 3 years from being in prison for illegal codeine. He just got released this summer.
 
2013-08-17 10:08:21 PM  
Well that series sucked.  Good job catching the ball short of the first down, Wes!
 
2013-08-17 10:08:30 PM  
Manning a little squeeky.
 
2013-08-17 10:08:37 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Sanchez is still in. Still going big against scrubs.


I've only been mildly keeping up with teams other than my own this preseason, but has there been any other,  non-contested first string QB to play more than a half in this preseason?
 
2013-08-17 10:08:38 PM  

Foaming: Foaming: Bengals bungle.

but still win.


So...Bengals bungle but they don't fall down?
 
2013-08-17 10:10:17 PM  

falseidols: cameroncrazy1984: Sanchez is still in. Still going big against scrubs.

I've only been mildly keeping up with teams other than my own this preseason, but has there been any other,  non-contested first string QB to play more than a half in this preseason?


Not that I know of, but also not many of the other, non-contested first stringers suck quite as much as the Sanchize. Soooo...
 
2013-08-17 10:10:22 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: Well that series sucked.  Good job catching the ball short of the first down, Wes!


for third and long you should have stole Danny Woodhead, not Wes
 
2013-08-17 10:10:24 PM  
Offset. Yay!
 
2013-08-17 10:11:59 PM  

falseidols: cameroncrazy1984: Sanchez is still in. Still going big against scrubs.

I've only been mildly keeping up with teams other than my own this preseason, but has there been any other,  non-contested first string QB to play more than a half in this preseason?


Not that I'm aware of.
 
2013-08-17 10:13:51 PM  
and 20 then
 
2013-08-17 10:14:19 PM  
Manning still plays football?
 
2013-08-17 10:14:45 PM  
That was a nice pass on the run by Wilson
 
2013-08-17 10:14:45 PM  
Huh.

Rams punter is *averaging* 51 yards per punt.

I'd say that's more a description of how bad your offense is playing, than the effectiveness of your punter. If he can just LAUNCH that bad boy on nearly every kick, doesn't that mean you're kicking from your own end all the time? Or close to it?
 
2013-08-17 10:17:07 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: That was a nice pass on the run by Wilson


RG3 should be taking notes
 
2013-08-17 10:17:10 PM  
Good to see Rahim Moore is still farking up angles.
 
2013-08-17 10:18:08 PM  
Welker went to Denver? Nice.
 
2013-08-17 10:19:37 PM  
Bronco down
 
2013-08-17 10:19:55 PM  
Hope that's just a Stinger.
 
2013-08-17 10:21:10 PM  
Can't find the ad online but isnt John Lynch wearing diapers and pimping depends these days.

I bet if I google "Help! i can't stop pissing myself" the main ad on Fark will be for depends.
 
2013-08-17 10:22:22 PM  
And they're bringing out the stretcher. This is apparently more exciting than Phil Sims' kid over in New Jersey.
 
2013-08-17 10:23:08 PM  
No choice to make there, Vern and Lynch or the guys from SEA. Back to Vegas.
 
2013-08-17 10:23:10 PM  
Was Wolfe moving his arms at all?
 
2013-08-17 10:23:17 PM  
Houston D sacks Moore.  24-14, Houston.  Dammit, Dolphins.
 
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