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(NFL)   Saturdays Official Practice Football Thread. 6 games on tap starting with Dallas vs. Arizona at 4:30 EST and ending with the Donkies vs. the Seachickens at 10. Put off your chores, crack a brew or two and get your Romo trolling up to midseason form   (nfl.com) divider line 575
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2013-08-17 08:52:30 PM  
Homegating, WTF is this bullshiat word NFL Network?
 
2013-08-17 08:53:48 PM  

elguerodiablo: Since the Jets as a team function incredibly better when they have a strong running game then why the fark didn't they get a good running back?


Ivory should work fine, as long as he stays healthy.
 
2013-08-17 08:57:24 PM  

CodeMonkey4Life: elguerodiablo: Since the Jets as a team function incredibly better when they have a strong running game then why the fark didn't they get a good running back?

Ivory any good?
He seems all right in the little I've seen of him


He's got a 5 yard per carry average but he played behind an elite QB so he never had to run against a loaded front so it's hard for me to tell how he'll do.  I'm guessing not that well tho.  Sanchez isn't gonna chase the safety out of the box.
 
2013-08-17 08:59:44 PM  

knbber2: mikaloyd: litespeed74: Who the hell is the mildly retarded commentator on NFL network????

He sounds like Fat Albert

Al Davis's Zombie

Sounds like Jessie "The Body" Ventura.


Thank goodness I'm not the only one who thinks that.  I kept wondering why Jesse Ventura was doing football.
 
2013-08-17 09:00:22 PM  
That PI call on the Rams could have been a no-call too. Not a gimmie for Green Bay, but if it weren't called, I wouldn't have said anything
 
2013-08-17 09:01:00 PM  

Linkster: Homegating, WTF is this bullshiat word NFL Network?


Because nobody ever thought to have a few beers, grill up some grub and invite a bunch of friends over to your place to watch a game before.
Thanks NFL Network!
 
2013-08-17 09:01:30 PM  
The Jets should have grabbed Lacey, Bell or Ball. There was some great RB value in the draft.  Or made a play for Mojo.  He's not going to keep playing for Khan's cheap ass.
 
2013-08-17 09:02:26 PM  

elguerodiablo: The Jets should have grabbed Lacey, Bell or Ball. There was some great RB value in the draft.  Or made a play for Mojo.  He's not going to keep playing for Khan's cheap ass.


THIS.

What we've seen so far, Lacy is lookin' pretty decent. The Rams D starters went 4-1-1 in the NFC west last year, remember
 
2013-08-17 09:05:03 PM  
Jax being Jax
 
2013-08-17 09:06:19 PM  
LOL Sanchez had a walk in TD and farked it up.
 
2013-08-17 09:06:34 PM  
Nice muff!

farm8.staticflickr.com

GIS for nice muff is suprisingly safe for work.
 
2013-08-17 09:07:21 PM  

elguerodiablo: Nice muff!

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 850x1021]

GIS for nice muff is suprisingly safe for work.


GAH!

What the hell is that thing ABOVE the muff?
 
2013-08-17 09:08:01 PM  
Gah.  I need to learn how to resize pictures.  Good thing its still the preseason.
 
2013-08-17 09:08:54 PM  
Pre-Season Slap Fight!

www.thesnort.com
 
2013-08-17 09:09:39 PM  
Six seconds no timeouts. What do you do?  What do you do???
 
2013-08-17 09:10:18 PM  

elguerodiablo: Six seconds no timeouts. What do you do?  What do you do???


SHOOT THE HOSTAGE!
 
2013-08-17 09:10:35 PM  
every preseason game this year seems to have a mandatory after the whistle nonsense call on each team at some point.
"point of emphasis?"
 
2013-08-17 09:11:24 PM  
Hahahahaha.  So very Sanchez.
 
2013-08-17 09:11:27 PM  

elguerodiablo: Six seconds no timeouts. What do you do?  What do you do???


Screw it up!
 
2013-08-17 09:12:08 PM  

xaks: elguerodiablo: Six seconds no timeouts. What do you do?  What do you do???

SHOOT THE HOSTAGE!


That's basically what Sanchez did.

I'm actually proud to be a Bills fan right now.
 
2013-08-17 09:12:20 PM  
Good lord St Louis....3rd and 23?
 
2013-08-17 09:12:43 PM  
Ahh, Sanchez being Sanchez.
 
2013-08-17 09:13:25 PM  
Holy shiat, Greg the Leg missed from 50?

*jawdrop
 
2013-08-17 09:14:54 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: xaks: elguerodiablo: Six seconds no timeouts. What do you do?  What do you do???

SHOOT THE HOSTAGE!

That's basically what Sanchez did.

I'm actually proud to be a Bills fan right now.


I'm actually disappointed he didn't fumble or throw an interception and have the turnover returned for 6.
Sanchez watching can make a man jaded about merely average  levels of failure
 
2013-08-17 09:22:07 PM  
My God, I think MIami might actually have a running game.
 
2013-08-17 09:22:20 PM  
Mmmmm endless skrimps
 
2013-08-17 09:22:38 PM  
Well, Tavon Austin didn't knock my socks off on THAT return.
 
2013-08-17 09:23:13 PM  
TD Fish, Game tied, 14-14.
 
2013-08-17 09:24:55 PM  
I guess Clutts isn't a dirty word, but it sounds like it should be.
 
2013-08-17 09:24:57 PM  
66 minutes Donk E Fresh you're on.
 
2013-08-17 09:25:08 PM  

xaks: Well, Tavon Austin didn't knock my socks off on THAT return.


NO YARDAGE NO PEACE
 
2013-08-17 09:26:06 PM  

Foaming: I guess Clutts isn't a dirty word, but it sounds like it should be.


Shut the clutts up.
 
2013-08-17 09:26:20 PM  
i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-08-17 09:26:25 PM  
Gotta say, I'm pleasantly surprised at how well that kid Micah Hyde has played tonight all the way around. Nice find.
 
2013-08-17 09:27:00 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Foaming: I guess Clutts isn't a dirty word, but it sounds like it should be.

Shut the clutts up.


This Clutts For You?
 
2013-08-17 09:28:57 PM  
Man, blink and you miss a possession in this Jets/Jags game.
 
2013-08-17 09:30:30 PM  
Hell of a grab by Edwards.
 
2013-08-17 09:31:19 PM  
Second half Sanchez?? How'd we get so lucky?
 
2013-08-17 09:32:10 PM  
Some antibiotics will cure up the clutts
 
2013-08-17 09:33:14 PM  
ROFL

That Rams lineman jumped OVER the Pack's line on that FG. Like, a standing broad jump.
 
2013-08-17 09:33:40 PM  
I ate a bad chimmichanga and had the Clutts for a couple days.
 
2013-08-17 09:35:06 PM  

elguerodiablo: I ate a bad chimmichanga and had the Clutts for a couple days.


There's a *good* chimmichanga? I thought they were FULL of the clutts, and that's why you don't drink the water down there!
 
2013-08-17 09:38:00 PM  

Galileo's Daughter: My God, I think MIami might actually have a running game.


Lamar Miller is poised to have a breakout season.
 
2013-08-17 09:40:03 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-17 09:40:24 PM  

elguerodiablo: Second half Sanchez?? How'd we get so lucky?


Detroit D-line, thanks for teh lulz
 
2013-08-17 09:40:26 PM  
Marty Mornhinweg sounds like a guy who signed the Declaration of Independence.
 
2013-08-17 09:42:22 PM  
Jets first team offense scores against scrubs. Also probably the Jags first-team defense.
 
2013-08-17 09:43:22 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Jets first team offense scores against scrubs. Also probably the Jags first-team defense.


The Jags have a 1st team defense?
 
2013-08-17 09:44:12 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Marty Mornhinweg sounds like a guy who signed the Declaration of Independence.


Mornhinweg does for sure.  He'd probably go with his full first name of Martonimous or Marthalamew instead of Marty.
 
2013-08-17 09:44:40 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: cameroncrazy1984: Jets first team offense scores against scrubs. Also probably the Jags first-team defense.

The Jags have a 1st team defense?


The Jets have a... oh never mind.
 
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