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(NFL)   Saturdays Official Practice Football Thread. 6 games on tap starting with Dallas vs. Arizona at 4:30 EST and ending with the Donkies vs. the Seachickens at 10. Put off your chores, crack a brew or two and get your Romo trolling up to midseason form   (nfl.com ) divider line
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2013-08-17 05:57:45 PM  
Slow talking guy advocating Neckbeard as a starter
 
2013-08-17 05:59:01 PM  

Di Atribe: mikaloyd: Im sorry he didnt stay in long enough to throw a pick ;-)

That's not what you said. This is what you said.

mikaloyd: Oh he will throw some picks


You think it'll last?
 
2013-08-17 06:00:29 PM  

mikaloyd: You think it'll last?


I don't know what you're asking me. Do I think what will last?
 
2013-08-17 06:00:52 PM  

mikaloyd: litespeed74: Who the hell is the mildly retarded commentator on NFL network????

He sounds like Fat Albert

Al Davis's Zombie


Sounds like Jessie "The Body" Ventura.
 
2013-08-17 06:02:44 PM  

Di Atribe: mikaloyd: You think it'll last?

I don't know what you're asking me. Do I think what will last?


The no interceptions string of games he has now. How long will it last?
 
2013-08-17 06:03:32 PM  
"Seachickens" is ok. I like "Seadderall Seahawks" as of late.  Has anyone ever proposed the Hepatitis-C Hawks?

Go Donkeys.
 
2013-08-17 06:03:35 PM  

knbber2: mikaloyd: litespeed74: Who the hell is the mildly retarded commentator on NFL network????

He sounds like Fat Albert

Al Davis's Zombie

Sounds like Jessie "The Body" Ventura.


He does. Now I cant hear anything else.
 
2013-08-17 06:03:47 PM  

mikaloyd: Di Atribe: mikaloyd: You think it'll last?

I don't know what you're asking me. Do I think what will last?

The no interceptions string of games he has now. How long will it last?


Longer than anyone will give him credit for.
 
2013-08-17 06:06:27 PM  
He's movin' on up.
 
2013-08-17 06:06:40 PM  

mikaloyd: knbber2: mikaloyd: litespeed74: Who the hell is the mildly retarded commentator on NFL network????

He sounds like Fat Albert

Al Davis's Zombie

Sounds like Jessie "The Body" Ventura.

He does. Now I cant hear anything else.


A pure "sexual tyrannosaurus"
 
2013-08-17 06:07:14 PM  
well made it back from the store for the 5th turnover
 
2013-08-17 06:07:22 PM  
This game is all interceptions and turnovers.
 
2013-08-17 06:08:38 PM  

neuroflare: Why isn't this headline asking me any questions? Also, what's the over-under on Mathieu picking off Romo?


I was wrong and the crow is delicious
 
2013-08-17 06:08:47 PM  

mikaloyd: knbber2: mikaloyd: litespeed74: Who the hell is the mildly retarded commentator on NFL network????

He sounds like Fat Albert

Al Davis's Zombie

Sounds like Jessie "The Body" Ventura.

He does. Now I cant hear anything else.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-17 06:08:48 PM  
All right, let's start the next game early, lol.
 
2013-08-17 06:10:42 PM  

Di Atribe: Longer than anyone will give him credit for.


I give him full credit for not throwing a pick today. Im on your side now. Especially compared to Orton
 
2013-08-17 06:12:11 PM  

Galileo's Daughter: This game is all interceptions and turnovers.


NONE OF WHICH ARE TONY ROMOS FAULT DAMN YOU!
 
2013-08-17 06:13:18 PM  
Whats the over/under on TDs for the second half/game?
 
2013-08-17 06:14:36 PM  

mikaloyd: Whats the over/under on TDs for the second half/game?


Somebody is going to fall on a fumble in the endzone.
 
2013-08-17 06:15:59 PM  

mikaloyd: Galileo's Daughter: This game is all interceptions and turnovers.

NONE OF WHICH ARE TONY ROMOS FAULT DAMN YOU!


PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!
 
2013-08-17 06:16:57 PM  

Galileo's Daughter: mikaloyd: Galileo's Daughter: This game is all interceptions and turnovers.

NONE OF WHICH ARE TONY ROMOS FAULT DAMN YOU!

PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!


Just watch it OK?
 
2013-08-17 06:17:04 PM  
Clearly Orton saw Seneca Wallace's performance last night and thought, "HAH! Amateur!"
 
2013-08-17 06:19:14 PM  
Jets Jags might bring the lulz too
 
2013-08-17 06:19:26 PM  
Who was the albino hair gel guy talking to Babe?
 
2013-08-17 06:19:44 PM  
I actually went out for a smoke earlier and intercepted one of Orton's passes.. it is currently under review
 
2013-08-17 06:19:53 PM  

mikaloyd: Jets Jags might bring the lulz too


I'd be stunned if it didn't.
 
2013-08-17 06:20:16 PM  

robsul82: Clearly Orton saw Seneca Wallace's performance last night and thought, "HAH! Amateur!"


Yeah he can try but he has no Cadet to help him
 
2013-08-17 06:21:35 PM  

robsul82: mikaloyd: Jets Jags might bring the lulz too

I'd be stunned if it didn't.


Backup Buttfumbles is out, so we get the real deal.
 
2013-08-17 06:27:34 PM  
Hey, a call went our way! Hurray! *spins noisemaker*
 
2013-08-17 06:28:39 PM  
"The biggest mistake ever made in football," Marty crying about it, hmm...it can't possibly be that, but the thought still makes me lulz.
 
2013-08-17 06:30:40 PM  
Gotta say the Romo trolling is some of the weakest sauce ever. You guys aren't ready for the NFL.
 
2013-08-17 06:31:18 PM  
Ron Wolfley, to many concussions.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Wolfley
 
2013-08-17 06:31:24 PM  

robsul82: "The biggest mistake ever made in football," Marty crying about it, hmm...it can't possibly be that, but the thought still makes me lulz.


Jamarcus Russell?
 
2013-08-17 06:31:53 PM  

mikaloyd: knbber2: mikaloyd: litespeed74: Who the hell is the mildly retarded commentator on NFL network????

He sounds like Fat Albert

Al Davis's Zombie

Sounds like Jessie "The Body" Ventura.

He does. Now I cant hear anything else.


I just turned the game on and...oh God...that's all I'm hearing too.
 
2013-08-17 06:32:14 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Gotta say the Romo trolling is some of the weakest sauce ever. You guys aren't ready for the NFL.


I wouldn't mind it if it were even close to funny or clever. It just rarely is.
 
2013-08-17 06:34:03 PM  
Cards have held their opponents scoreless through 6 quarters of preseason
 
2013-08-17 06:35:43 PM  

mikaloyd: robsul82: "The biggest mistake ever made in football," Marty crying about it, hmm...it can't possibly be that, but the thought still makes me lulz.

Jamarcus Russell?


Certainly by weight.
 
2013-08-17 06:36:05 PM  

Linkster: Ron Wolfley, to many concussions.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Wolfley


He does morning sports talk radio here too. He's just nuts, but in a good way.
 
2013-08-17 06:42:49 PM  
You know that ad with some weirdo on Matt Ryans shoulders in an office chair? Does the woman who says "Straight to Julio" sound like a munchkin to anybody else?
 
2013-08-17 06:43:51 PM  

mikaloyd: You know that ad with some weirdo on Matt Ryans shoulders in an office chair? Does the woman who says "Straight to Julio" sound like a munchkin to anybody else?


Of the Lolly-Pop-Guild?
 
2013-08-17 06:48:08 PM  

Linkster: mikaloyd: You know that ad with some weirdo on Matt Ryans shoulders in an office chair? Does the woman who says "Straight to Julio" sound like a munchkin to anybody else?

Of the Lolly-Pop-Guild?


Follow the yellow broick road!
 
2013-08-17 06:48:21 PM  

Di Atribe: neuroflare: Also, what's the over-under on Mathieu picking off Romo?

And if he throws zero interceptions, I'm sure you'll eat your words. Right?


I'm Confident That Mathieu Won't Throw An Interception.
 
2013-08-17 06:49:20 PM  

desertgeek: Linkster: Ron Wolfley, to many concussions.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Wolfley

He does morning sports talk radio here too. He's just nuts, but in a good way.


I admit I was skeptical of him at first, but now I think its just funny. I have a fair impression of him too
 
2013-08-17 06:55:43 PM  
kwout.com
 
2013-08-17 06:57:22 PM  
Tony Romo Is A Top Ten NFL QB but He Is Paid Too Much.
 
2013-08-17 06:57:52 PM  

neuroflare: desertgeek: Linkster: Ron Wolfley, to many concussions.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Wolfley

He does morning sports talk radio here too. He's just nuts, but in a good way.

I admit I was skeptical of him at first, but now I think its just funny. I have a fair impression of him too


Hes growing on me. I like all the colorful phrases. He apparently has a million of em.
 
2013-08-17 06:59:00 PM  

robsul82: [kwout.com image 378x232]


that's prime time funny right there

sadly i need to watch my texans
 
2013-08-17 07:00:13 PM  

LucklessWonder: Tony Romo Is A Top Ten NFL QB but He Is Paid Too Much.


HE IS WORTH EVERY PENNY DAMN YOU!
 
2013-08-17 07:01:52 PM  
Cards have now held their opponents scoreless for 7 quarters in preseason.
 
2013-08-17 07:02:34 PM  
TD Dallas Backups!
 
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