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(NFL)   Saturdays Official Practice Football Thread. 6 games on tap starting with Dallas vs. Arizona at 4:30 EST and ending with the Donkies vs. the Seachickens at 10. Put off your chores, crack a brew or two and get your Romo trolling up to midseason form   ( nfl.com) divider line
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2013-08-17 02:57:16 PM  
Why isn't this headline asking me any questions? Also, what's the over-under on Mathieu picking off Romo?
 
2013-08-17 04:01:36 PM  
Preseason football. Yay.

/go Broncos
 
2013-08-17 04:04:49 PM  
Your mother is teh Seachicken stubby.

/Go Hawks
//12thnMan Deutschland
///VfB Stuttgart won today too
 
2013-08-17 04:11:33 PM  
saw a disproportionate number of Cowboy jerseys at the grocery store today, forgot why until i saw the beer aisle cleaned out.

kickoff in 20 minutes.  interesting to see the new Redbirds after the annus horibilis that was 2012.
 
2013-08-17 04:13:03 PM  

rickythepenguin: saw a disproportionate number of Cowboy jerseys at the grocery store today, forgot why until i saw the beer aisle cleaned out.

kickoff in 20 minutes.  interesting to see the new Redbirds after the annus horibilis that was 2012.


On Whiz we puke
 
2013-08-17 04:16:12 PM  

tnpir: Preseason football. Yay.

/go Broncos


THIS.

Hope to see a lot of Osweiler and Dysert.  And see Coach Fox kick Von Miller in the nuts.
 
2013-08-17 04:20:31 PM  

neuroflare: Also, what's the over-under on Mathieu picking off Romo?


And if he throws zero interceptions, I'm sure you'll eat your words. Right?
 
2013-08-17 04:20:58 PM  

neuroflare: On Whiz we puke


he's the OC for the Browns or now or some AFC team.  I can't believe someone would hire him to coordinate an offense on any level given his disastrous final 2-3 years here.  you could say he was only playing the players Graves signed/drafted, but, Whiz had a hand in that shiat.

and as i always say, you've heard me say this before, he got the job because of his supposed "QB development" ability.  you can google the press conference and Mike Bidwill specifically said Whiz' track recrod (Benny Roth) was a major factor in the decision.  in retrospect, he didn't develop dick.  most of the guys taken under his tenure or "coachd up" under him are at best, at best, backups.  Max Hall is in the CFL, Leinart is on his couch, ugh.  I think Skelton is in TENN, and of course Kolb is likely the backup in Rough Buff.
 
2013-08-17 04:22:09 PM  
"Get off me!"

/Go Hawks
 
2013-08-17 04:22:31 PM  

Di Atribe: neuroflare: Also, what's the over-under on Mathieu picking off Romo?

And if he throws zero interceptions, I'm sure you'll eat your words. Right?


Nope! lololololol

Also the rainbow/funnel could on your tumblr has to be a shop.

/I kid, of course I would.
 
2013-08-17 04:23:00 PM  

Di Atribe: neuroflare: Also, what's the over-under on Mathieu picking off Romo?

And if he throws zero interceptions, I'm sure you'll eat your words. Right?


Romo never throws zero interceptions. It's a mathematical impossibility.
 
2013-08-17 04:23:06 PM  

rickythepenguin: he's the OC for the Browns or now or some AFC team.


Chargers
 
2013-08-17 04:23:46 PM  
Don't know if my local affiliate even gets any of these games (Atlanta), but go Dolphins!
 
2013-08-17 04:24:01 PM  
ESPN: Dez Bryant and Tony Romo looked sharp in the Cowboys' preseason opener. Can they keep that up?

Wut?
 
2013-08-17 04:27:38 PM  

neuroflare: Di Atribe: neuroflare: Also, what's the over-under on Mathieu picking off Romo?

And if he throws zero interceptions, I'm sure you'll eat your words. Right?

Nope! lololololol

Also the rainbow/funnel CLOUD on your tumblr has to be a shop.

/I kid, of course I would.


FTFM

rickythepenguin: I think Skelton is in TENN


He's in Cincy now. Do you even watch Hard Knocks, gosh
 
2013-08-17 04:31:38 PM  

DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: ESPN: Dez Bryant and Tony Romo looked sharp in the Cowboys' preseason opener. Can they keep that up?

Wut?


Uh.... they didn't play in the preseason opener. Uh......


neuroflare: Also the rainbow/funnel could on your tumblr has to be a shop.


Probably, but like I care because rainbows.
 
2013-08-17 04:32:45 PM  

neuroflare: He's in Cincy now. Do you even watch Hard Knocks, gosh


no, don't have HBO.  or if it isn't on HBO I'm not waching.
 
2013-08-17 04:34:41 PM  
I cant' wait to see the Dallas #1s offense against the Arizona #1 D. That'll be fun!

Also looking forward to the STL defense against A-Rod and the GB offense tonight....that's gonna be a hum-dinger
 
2013-08-17 04:35:42 PM  

xaks: A-Rod


Y'all gotta find a better nickname for him. Really.
 
2013-08-17 04:37:05 PM  
Oh sh*t did I just read that EJ is out for the rest of the preseason??

Fark.
 
2013-08-17 04:37:31 PM  

Di Atribe: xaks: A-Rod

Y'all gotta find a better nickname for him. Really.


Nah. That other idiot just farked it up. Aaron will do it right.
 
2013-08-17 04:37:35 PM  
Damn, I'm tired of being asked to install iLivid when streaming videos online.
 
2013-08-17 04:38:07 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Oh sh*t did I just read that EJ is out for the rest of the preseason??

Fark.


Yep. His knee is horked up, gonna get scoped in the next day or two. Not surgery, but still not good.
 
2013-08-17 04:39:43 PM  
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WTH? NFL had Dallas/Cards now switched to Balt/Atl.
 
2013-08-17 04:41:41 PM  

xaks: Di Atribe: xaks: A-Rod

Y'all gotta find a better nickname for him. Really.

Nah. That other idiot just farked it up. Aaron will do it right.


That idiot had it first & everyone hates him now. I mean.... Mr Rodgers deserves better than having to share his nickname with that farkstick.

Oh the return team lost a fumble? Must be Romo's fault.
 
2013-08-17 04:43:03 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: [imageshack.us image 600x290]

WTH? NFL had Dallas/Cards now switched to Balt/Atl.


It's blacked out, because apparently they expect all the preseason games to sell out too.
 
2013-08-17 04:43:26 PM  
Dallas already fumbles.
 
2013-08-17 04:44:08 PM  
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2013-08-17 04:46:17 PM  

Di Atribe: xaks: Di Atribe: xaks: A-Rod

Y'all gotta find a better nickname for him. Really.

Nah. That other idiot just farked it up. Aaron will do it right.

That idiot had it first & everyone hates him now. I mean.... Mr Rodgers deserves better than having to share his nickname with that farkstick.

Oh the return team lost a fumble? Must be Romo's fault.


Of COURSE it's Romo's fault!

*snerk
 
2013-08-17 04:47:21 PM  

al-Mundane: Lt. Cheese Weasel: [imageshack.us image 600x290]

WTH? NFL had Dallas/Cards now switched to Balt/Atl.

It's blacked out, because apparently they expect all the preseason games to sell out too.


I believe this is a product of the CBS/TW fight. It's not blacked out.
 
2013-08-17 04:49:27 PM  

Kenny B: [i306.photobucket.com image 402x392]


Tony Romo threw 34 touchdowns (6th in the league) and 4903 yards (3rd) last year. Don't be a farking idiot.
 
2013-08-17 04:49:38 PM  

Di Atribe: al-Mundane: Lt. Cheese Weasel: [imageshack.us image 600x290]

WTH? NFL had Dallas/Cards now switched to Balt/Atl.

It's blacked out, because apparently they expect all the preseason games to sell out too.

I believe this is a product of the CBS/TW fight. It's not blacked out.


I thought they said it was a sellout in Phoenix?  It shouldn't be blacked out because of attendance.
 
2013-08-17 04:49:40 PM  

Di Atribe: al-Mundane: Lt. Cheese Weasel: [imageshack.us image 600x290]

WTH? NFL had Dallas/Cards now switched to Balt/Atl.

It's blacked out, because apparently they expect all the preseason games to sell out too.

I believe this is a product of the CBS/TW fight. It's not blacked out.


Well, guess I'll watch it in Spanish....local KXTXD has it.
 
2013-08-17 04:49:54 PM  

Di Atribe: al-Mundane: Lt. Cheese Weasel: [imageshack.us image 600x290]

WTH? NFL had Dallas/Cards now switched to Balt/Atl.

It's blacked out, because apparently they expect all the preseason games to sell out too.

I believe this is a product of the CBS/TW fight. It's not blacked out.


Why would the NFL network care about that?
 
2013-08-17 04:50:03 PM  
Seattle has a lot of talent in the secondary that won't make the team. If your team needs a cornerback or safety you should watch the game and hope they pick one of them up.
 
2013-08-17 04:53:30 PM  
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2013-08-17 04:54:04 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Di Atribe: al-Mundane: Lt. Cheese Weasel: [imageshack.us image 600x290]

WTH? NFL had Dallas/Cards now switched to Balt/Atl.

It's blacked out, because apparently they expect all the preseason games to sell out too.

I believe this is a product of the CBS/TW fight. It's not blacked out.

Why would the NFL network care about that?


They don't. I'm guessing they're flipping back & forth between games.


MadMike5200: I thought they said it was a sellout in Phoenix? It shouldn't be blacked out because of attendance.


I just said it's not blacked out.  CBS is the "official station of the Dallas Cowboys" here in the Dallas market. So therefore, if you have Time Warner, you have no CBS because of the standoff between CBS & Time Warner. There is no blackout, which is what I said.


Lt. Cheese Weasel: Well, guess I'll watch it in Spanish....local KXTXD has it.


QUE BUENO
 
2013-08-17 05:02:36 PM  
Terrance Williams' rookie mistakes:  not being named Jason or Dez or being 9-foot tall.

Romo will ignore him for a while.
 
2013-08-17 05:03:35 PM  
plenty of good free streams out for these, just be careful what you click on
 
2013-08-17 05:05:15 PM  
I think 'the man' at receiver is a close race between Megatron and Larry. Calvin is just a big, beastly, powerful monster. I think Larry might have just slightly, SLIGHTY, 'better hands'.

Either way, Calvin is an inch taller and has faster straight line speed...slightly. Bigger bodied.

You could go 1A and 1B with either and be right, I think.

Really, as good as some of the other receivers are in the NFL, I don't believe any are even close to these two. They are the Bugattis that are running with Porsches and Fords.
 
2013-08-17 05:06:09 PM  
Andre Johnson begs to differ with you xaks
 
2013-08-17 05:10:10 PM  

xaks: I think 'the man' at receiver is a close race between Megatron and Larry. Calvin is just a big, beastly, powerful monster. I think Larry might have just slightly, SLIGHTY, 'better hands'.


I dunno man, when Dezzy B is on, he's ON.
 
2013-08-17 05:11:29 PM  
That was crapola.
 
2013-08-17 05:12:37 PM  
Cards' receivers suck.
 
2013-08-17 05:14:53 PM  
See. ON.
 
2013-08-17 05:16:21 PM  

VTGremlin: xaks: I think 'the man' at receiver is a close race between Megatron and Larry. Calvin is just a big, beastly, powerful monster. I think Larry might have just slightly, SLIGHTY, 'better hands'.

I dunno man, when Dezzy B is on, he's ON.


Dez Bryant? Compared to Larry or Calvin, that's a leaf-blower powered go kart. You should feel bad for even suggesting that.

Rev.Killjoy: Andre Johnson begs to differ with you xaks


Andre, at his peak about 5 years ago, would have been a SOLID 2A not far behind, I think. A Ferarri or Lambourghini running with the Bugattis blowing the doors of the Volk...Porsches and Fords.
 
2013-08-17 05:16:31 PM  
Ball's coming out when he's stumbling.
 
2013-08-17 05:16:46 PM  
LOL NICE MAYBE FUMBLE
 
2013-08-17 05:17:23 PM  
Yea, that's a fumble.
 
2013-08-17 05:17:36 PM  
THAT IS CARDS BALL AT THE THREE!
 
2013-08-17 05:17:50 PM  
Redbird Ball on the fourish.
 
2013-08-17 05:18:05 PM  
yeah that kinda looks like a fumble
 
2013-08-17 05:18:49 PM  

robsul82: Ball's coming out when he's stumbling.


Yeah, having a hard time seeing where the contact was? Great run, though.
 
2013-08-17 05:19:47 PM  
It's wheels off watching this in Spanish, when they cut to the ref calling a penalty and then there's english.  Taking crazy pills.....
 
2013-08-17 05:21:35 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: It's wheels off watching this in Spanish, when they cut to the ref calling a penalty and then there's english.  Taking crazy pills.....


Begin drinking. By the second half it'll start to make sense.
 
2013-08-17 05:24:24 PM  
Carson Palmer...NFL Quarterback?
 
2013-08-17 05:24:31 PM  
not sure who he was throwing that too
 
2013-08-17 05:25:16 PM  

Di Atribe: neuroflare: Also, what's the over-under on Mathieu picking off Romo?

And if he throws zero interceptions, I'm sure you'll eat your words. Right?


Oh he will throw some picks
 
2013-08-17 05:28:46 PM  
Another fumble.
 
2013-08-17 05:28:49 PM  
Redbirds ball on the 24.
 
2013-08-17 05:28:52 PM  
Lol fumble
 
2013-08-17 05:29:20 PM  
Holy farking hell, can any of the Cowboys hold on to the ball?
 
2013-08-17 05:29:21 PM  
holding all over that play too
 
2013-08-17 05:29:52 PM  
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2013-08-17 05:30:40 PM  

mikaloyd: Di Atribe: neuroflare: Also, what's the over-under on Mathieu picking off Romo?

And if he throws zero interceptions, I'm sure you'll eat your words. Right?

Oh he will throw some picks


You got a problem with me lately or what? All you do is troll me.
 
2013-08-17 05:31:15 PM  
Dez dez dez Quit being so dez
 
2013-08-17 05:32:05 PM  

Di Atribe: mikaloyd: Di Atribe: neuroflare: Also, what's the over-under on Mathieu picking off Romo?

And if he throws zero interceptions, I'm sure you'll eat your words. Right?

Oh he will throw some picks

You got a problem with me lately or what? All you do is troll me.


I got no problem with you
 
2013-08-17 05:32:37 PM  
I don't blame Romo one farking bit for being hella unhappy. Crom's bones, the guy can't play all 11 positions himself. He's had a couple of NICE throws.
 
2013-08-17 05:35:59 PM  
3 turnovers and we can't convert into points.  Same old team, different players.
 
2013-08-17 05:36:15 PM  

xaks: I don't blame Romo one farking bit for being hella unhappy. Crom's bones, the guy can't play all 11 positions himself. He's had a couple of NICE throws.


He's currently got a 112.5 QBR in this game, but if we lose, you bet your ass it'll be all his fault. It's ridiculous.
 
2013-08-17 05:36:49 PM  
LAWL
 
2013-08-17 05:36:57 PM  
Holloman has so made this team.
 
2013-08-17 05:37:10 PM  
Turnover after turnover and 0 points to be had.  Not a good look for the Cards.
 
2013-08-17 05:38:32 PM  
almost thought that dallas player was gonna end up punching it out of bounds instead of recovering
 
2013-08-17 05:38:42 PM  
This game is the worst.
 
2013-08-17 05:39:00 PM  
Cowboys get it back
 
2013-08-17 05:40:58 PM  
Oh it's just an incomplete pass! Oof.
 
2013-08-17 05:41:10 PM  
Is that a heads up display or bullet proof glass?
 
2013-08-17 05:41:17 PM  
osnap

we have gone clownshoes
 
2013-08-17 05:42:40 PM  
Oh BS
 
2013-08-17 05:42:43 PM  

Di Atribe: Tony Romo threw 34 touchdowns (6th in the league) and 4903 yards (3rd) last year. Don't be a farking idiot.


28 TDs. And 19 INTs, 22 turnovers total.
 
2013-08-17 05:43:29 PM  
One grabasstic first half.
 
2013-08-17 05:44:07 PM  

Di Atribe: xaks: I don't blame Romo one farking bit for being hella unhappy. Crom's bones, the guy can't play all 11 positions himself. He's had a couple of NICE throws.

He's currently got a 112.5 QBR in this game, but if we lose, you bet your ass it'll be all his fault. It's ridiculous.


As much as I hate to defend a Dallas player, you're absolutely 100% right on this one.

Anyhow, the wife and yout came home, I gotta go make dinner. I'll be back for GB/STL game though. Laters gang!
 
2013-08-17 05:44:16 PM  
Man, the Cards offense has looked bad. But the defense has been solid.
 
2013-08-17 05:44:30 PM  
The Tony Romo Era
The Kyle Orton Era
 
2013-08-17 05:45:44 PM  

kronicfeld: Di Atribe: Tony Romo threw 34 touchdowns (6th in the league) and 4903 yards (3rd) last year. Don't be a farking idiot.

28 TDs. And 19 INTs, 22 turnovers total.


You're right. It was 28. But that doesn't make the picture any less stupid.


And Orton's in. Romo threw zero interceptions. All of you who said he'd throw interceptions, say you're sorry.
 
2013-08-17 05:45:57 PM  

robsul82: The Tony Romo Era
The Kyle Orton Era


Can neckbeard get em into the endzone?
 
2013-08-17 05:46:23 PM  
Kyle Orton, Delhomme RatingTM - 16.7

INT
 
2013-08-17 05:47:20 PM  
Another Dallas turnover.
 
2013-08-17 05:47:32 PM  
whoops
 
2013-08-17 05:48:32 PM  

Di Atribe: kronicfeld: Di Atribe: Tony Romo threw 34 touchdowns (6th in the league) and 4903 yards (3rd) last year. Don't be a farking idiot.

28 TDs. And 19 INTs, 22 turnovers total.

You're right. It was 28. But that doesn't make the picture any less stupid.


And Orton's in. Romo threw zero interceptions. All of you who said he'd throw interceptions, say you're sorry.


Im sorry he didnt stay in long enough to throw a pick ;-)
 
2013-08-17 05:49:10 PM  
Who the hell is the mildly retarded commentator on NFL network????

He sounds like Fat Albert
 
2013-08-17 05:50:01 PM  

Di Atribe: And Orton's in. Romo threw zero interceptions. All of you who said he'd throw interceptions, say you're sorry.


He does play quite well in 24 minutes of meaningless games against back-ups.
 
2013-08-17 05:50:03 PM  
Tony Romo wouldnt have thrown that.
 
2013-08-17 05:51:37 PM  

litespeed74: Who the hell is the mildly retarded commentator on NFL network????

He sounds like Fat Albert


Al Davis's Zombie
 
2013-08-17 05:52:00 PM  
I'll be watching my Bengals take on the Titans, expecting a lot out of our backup QB again since he ran all over Atlanta.
 
2013-08-17 05:52:43 PM  
maybe its just some lag from this stream, but it seems that Stanton kid puts a lot of mustard on passes that he doesn't need to
 
2013-08-17 05:53:03 PM  
Throwin Spam into a Can is my Rammenstein tribute band name
 
2013-08-17 05:55:16 PM  
2nd half game plan for Dallas: get the ball and punt on first down.
 
2013-08-17 05:56:56 PM  

mikaloyd: Im sorry he didnt stay in long enough to throw a pick ;-)


That's not what you said. This is what you said.

mikaloyd: Oh he will throw some picks

 
2013-08-17 05:57:45 PM  
Slow talking guy advocating Neckbeard as a starter
 
2013-08-17 05:59:01 PM  

Di Atribe: mikaloyd: Im sorry he didnt stay in long enough to throw a pick ;-)

That's not what you said. This is what you said.

mikaloyd: Oh he will throw some picks


You think it'll last?
 
2013-08-17 06:00:29 PM  

mikaloyd: You think it'll last?


I don't know what you're asking me. Do I think what will last?
 
2013-08-17 06:00:52 PM  

mikaloyd: litespeed74: Who the hell is the mildly retarded commentator on NFL network????

He sounds like Fat Albert

Al Davis's Zombie


Sounds like Jessie "The Body" Ventura.
 
2013-08-17 06:02:44 PM  

Di Atribe: mikaloyd: You think it'll last?

I don't know what you're asking me. Do I think what will last?


The no interceptions string of games he has now. How long will it last?
 
2013-08-17 06:03:32 PM  
"Seachickens" is ok. I like "Seadderall Seahawks" as of late.  Has anyone ever proposed the Hepatitis-C Hawks?

Go Donkeys.
 
2013-08-17 06:03:35 PM  

knbber2: mikaloyd: litespeed74: Who the hell is the mildly retarded commentator on NFL network????

He sounds like Fat Albert

Al Davis's Zombie

Sounds like Jessie "The Body" Ventura.


He does. Now I cant hear anything else.
 
2013-08-17 06:03:47 PM  

mikaloyd: Di Atribe: mikaloyd: You think it'll last?

I don't know what you're asking me. Do I think what will last?

The no interceptions string of games he has now. How long will it last?


Longer than anyone will give him credit for.
 
2013-08-17 06:06:27 PM  
He's movin' on up.
 
2013-08-17 06:06:40 PM  

mikaloyd: knbber2: mikaloyd: litespeed74: Who the hell is the mildly retarded commentator on NFL network????

He sounds like Fat Albert

Al Davis's Zombie

Sounds like Jessie "The Body" Ventura.

He does. Now I cant hear anything else.


A pure "sexual tyrannosaurus"
 
2013-08-17 06:07:14 PM  
well made it back from the store for the 5th turnover
 
2013-08-17 06:07:22 PM  
This game is all interceptions and turnovers.
 
2013-08-17 06:08:38 PM  

neuroflare: Why isn't this headline asking me any questions? Also, what's the over-under on Mathieu picking off Romo?


I was wrong and the crow is delicious
 
2013-08-17 06:08:47 PM  

mikaloyd: knbber2: mikaloyd: litespeed74: Who the hell is the mildly retarded commentator on NFL network????

He sounds like Fat Albert

Al Davis's Zombie

Sounds like Jessie "The Body" Ventura.

He does. Now I cant hear anything else.


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2013-08-17 06:08:48 PM  
All right, let's start the next game early, lol.
 
2013-08-17 06:10:42 PM  

Di Atribe: Longer than anyone will give him credit for.


I give him full credit for not throwing a pick today. Im on your side now. Especially compared to Orton
 
2013-08-17 06:12:11 PM  

Galileo's Daughter: This game is all interceptions and turnovers.


NONE OF WHICH ARE TONY ROMOS FAULT DAMN YOU!
 
2013-08-17 06:13:18 PM  
Whats the over/under on TDs for the second half/game?
 
2013-08-17 06:14:36 PM  

mikaloyd: Whats the over/under on TDs for the second half/game?


Somebody is going to fall on a fumble in the endzone.
 
2013-08-17 06:15:59 PM  

mikaloyd: Galileo's Daughter: This game is all interceptions and turnovers.

NONE OF WHICH ARE TONY ROMOS FAULT DAMN YOU!


PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!
 
2013-08-17 06:16:57 PM  

Galileo's Daughter: mikaloyd: Galileo's Daughter: This game is all interceptions and turnovers.

NONE OF WHICH ARE TONY ROMOS FAULT DAMN YOU!

PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!


Just watch it OK?
 
2013-08-17 06:17:04 PM  
Clearly Orton saw Seneca Wallace's performance last night and thought, "HAH! Amateur!"
 
2013-08-17 06:19:14 PM  
Jets Jags might bring the lulz too
 
2013-08-17 06:19:26 PM  
Who was the albino hair gel guy talking to Babe?
 
2013-08-17 06:19:44 PM  
I actually went out for a smoke earlier and intercepted one of Orton's passes.. it is currently under review
 
2013-08-17 06:19:53 PM  

mikaloyd: Jets Jags might bring the lulz too


I'd be stunned if it didn't.
 
2013-08-17 06:20:16 PM  

robsul82: Clearly Orton saw Seneca Wallace's performance last night and thought, "HAH! Amateur!"


Yeah he can try but he has no Cadet to help him
 
2013-08-17 06:21:35 PM  

robsul82: mikaloyd: Jets Jags might bring the lulz too

I'd be stunned if it didn't.


Backup Buttfumbles is out, so we get the real deal.
 
2013-08-17 06:27:34 PM  
Hey, a call went our way! Hurray! *spins noisemaker*
 
2013-08-17 06:28:39 PM  
"The biggest mistake ever made in football," Marty crying about it, hmm...it can't possibly be that, but the thought still makes me lulz.
 
2013-08-17 06:30:40 PM  
Gotta say the Romo trolling is some of the weakest sauce ever. You guys aren't ready for the NFL.
 
2013-08-17 06:31:18 PM  
Ron Wolfley, to many concussions.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Wolfley
 
2013-08-17 06:31:24 PM  

robsul82: "The biggest mistake ever made in football," Marty crying about it, hmm...it can't possibly be that, but the thought still makes me lulz.


Jamarcus Russell?
 
2013-08-17 06:31:53 PM  

mikaloyd: knbber2: mikaloyd: litespeed74: Who the hell is the mildly retarded commentator on NFL network????

He sounds like Fat Albert

Al Davis's Zombie

Sounds like Jessie "The Body" Ventura.

He does. Now I cant hear anything else.


I just turned the game on and...oh God...that's all I'm hearing too.
 
2013-08-17 06:32:14 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Gotta say the Romo trolling is some of the weakest sauce ever. You guys aren't ready for the NFL.


I wouldn't mind it if it were even close to funny or clever. It just rarely is.
 
2013-08-17 06:34:03 PM  
Cards have held their opponents scoreless through 6 quarters of preseason
 
2013-08-17 06:35:43 PM  

mikaloyd: robsul82: "The biggest mistake ever made in football," Marty crying about it, hmm...it can't possibly be that, but the thought still makes me lulz.

Jamarcus Russell?


Certainly by weight.
 
2013-08-17 06:36:05 PM  

Linkster: Ron Wolfley, to many concussions.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Wolfley


He does morning sports talk radio here too. He's just nuts, but in a good way.
 
2013-08-17 06:42:49 PM  
You know that ad with some weirdo on Matt Ryans shoulders in an office chair? Does the woman who says "Straight to Julio" sound like a munchkin to anybody else?
 
2013-08-17 06:43:51 PM  

mikaloyd: You know that ad with some weirdo on Matt Ryans shoulders in an office chair? Does the woman who says "Straight to Julio" sound like a munchkin to anybody else?


Of the Lolly-Pop-Guild?
 
2013-08-17 06:48:08 PM  

Linkster: mikaloyd: You know that ad with some weirdo on Matt Ryans shoulders in an office chair? Does the woman who says "Straight to Julio" sound like a munchkin to anybody else?

Of the Lolly-Pop-Guild?


Follow the yellow broick road!
 
2013-08-17 06:48:21 PM  

Di Atribe: neuroflare: Also, what's the over-under on Mathieu picking off Romo?

And if he throws zero interceptions, I'm sure you'll eat your words. Right?


I'm Confident That Mathieu Won't Throw An Interception.
 
2013-08-17 06:49:20 PM  

desertgeek: Linkster: Ron Wolfley, to many concussions.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Wolfley

He does morning sports talk radio here too. He's just nuts, but in a good way.


I admit I was skeptical of him at first, but now I think its just funny. I have a fair impression of him too
 
2013-08-17 06:55:43 PM  
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2013-08-17 06:57:22 PM  
Tony Romo Is A Top Ten NFL QB but He Is Paid Too Much.
 
2013-08-17 06:57:52 PM  

neuroflare: desertgeek: Linkster: Ron Wolfley, to many concussions.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Wolfley

He does morning sports talk radio here too. He's just nuts, but in a good way.

I admit I was skeptical of him at first, but now I think its just funny. I have a fair impression of him too


Hes growing on me. I like all the colorful phrases. He apparently has a million of em.
 
2013-08-17 06:59:00 PM  

robsul82: [kwout.com image 378x232]


that's prime time funny right there

sadly i need to watch my texans
 
2013-08-17 07:00:13 PM  

LucklessWonder: Tony Romo Is A Top Ten NFL QB but He Is Paid Too Much.


HE IS WORTH EVERY PENNY DAMN YOU!
 
2013-08-17 07:01:52 PM  
Cards have now held their opponents scoreless for 7 quarters in preseason.
 
2013-08-17 07:02:34 PM  
TD Dallas Backups!
 
2013-08-17 07:04:31 PM  
10-10, 100 yards, that's not bad
 
2013-08-17 07:04:51 PM  
Reset the Cards shutout quarters to zero
 
2013-08-17 07:05:36 PM  
Munchkin definitely.
 
2013-08-17 07:06:50 PM  

Rev.Killjoy: 10-10, 100 yards, that's not bad


That qb must be OCD.
 
2013-08-17 07:10:48 PM  

LucklessWonder: Tony Romo Is A Top Ten NFL QB but He Is Paid Too Much.


Meh.

I'd say he's "somewhat" overpaid. AJ Hawk is overpaid. Blaine Gabbert is overpaid. Sam Bradford is overpaid but COULD get out from under that if he starts playing like a #1 overall pick now that the rest of the team is good enough that they can give the offense some weapons.

If Romo is the best you can think of for "ZOMG OVERPAID!!1!" that you aren't trying very hard.
 
2013-08-17 07:11:24 PM  

Linkster: Munchkin definitely.


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2013-08-17 07:12:07 PM  

Rev.Killjoy: 10-10, 100 yards, that's not bad


I like that fella. Hope we can hang onto him.
 
2013-08-17 07:14:10 PM  
3-0 Tennessee
 
2013-08-17 07:16:41 PM  
Good presence for him to call timeout, bad that he had to. I dunno if that hurt his chances or helped them to make the roster
 
2013-08-17 07:23:38 PM  
Anybody got a link to the Miami-Houston game?  Firstrowsports doesn't appear to be working for me.
 
2013-08-17 07:24:42 PM  
Holy crap the Chargers have another hurt plqayer. Eddie Royal has a bruised lung and possible concussion. The waterboy now has a shot at playing the slot receiver position for San Diego.
 
2013-08-17 07:28:20 PM  

Galileo's Daughter: Anybody got a link to the Miami-Houston game?  Firstrowsports doesn't appear to be working for me.


My P2P lists 3
 
2013-08-17 07:33:09 PM  
Cowboys look like they might have a good rookie QB.  He at least looks better than every AZ QB since Warner.
 
2013-08-17 07:34:38 PM  
I think this Jefferson kid has a job!, Maybe even starter.
 
2013-08-17 07:34:58 PM  
well that's game
 
2013-08-17 07:35:35 PM  
lol.  I give a guy some credit then he goes and does that ...

/Matt Ryan is the best QB EVER!
 
2013-08-17 07:38:56 PM  
Wow Powell going deep
 
2013-08-17 07:39:08 PM  

mikaloyd: Holy crap the Chargers have another hurt plqayer. Eddie Royal has a bruised lung and possible concussion. The waterboy now has a shot at playing the slot receiver position for San Diego.

OUCH

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Seen prepping his un-retirement speech.
_________
Everytime I hear or read Eddie Royal, "Royal Oil" gets stuck in my head for a day.

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2013-08-17 07:42:34 PM  
Wow great drive Jets!
 
2013-08-17 07:43:11 PM  
Sanchize!
 
2013-08-17 07:50:24 PM  
Dont care for the Jags new helmets much
 
2013-08-17 07:50:52 PM  
Now that I'm seeing them in action for the first time:

The Jagoffs new logo is neat, the unis pretty cool, the helmet two-tone sucks. Badly.
 
2013-08-17 07:52:24 PM  
Shoiotout in Jersey
 
2013-08-17 07:53:07 PM  
Yikes.

Either the J E S T suck more than we thought, or Jax accidentally an offense. Not a lot, mind you, but *some* offense.
 
2013-08-17 07:55:01 PM  
Nice return.
 
2013-08-17 07:55:31 PM  
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2013-08-17 07:56:13 PM  
Geez, the Jags look craptastic.
 
2013-08-17 07:56:46 PM  
And no defense was seen in Jersey that night.
 
2013-08-17 07:58:40 PM  
10-7 New York Green
 
2013-08-17 08:02:16 PM  
Sanchez looks like Lawrence in Office Space.
 
2013-08-17 08:02:50 PM  
Ok, even though he's lining up against my team tonight...I can't wait to see what Tayvon Austin can do. I've heard so much about that kid that can't possibly be true I wanna see if he has a natural cape or not.
 
2013-08-17 08:03:02 PM  
Jags hats SUCK!
 
2013-08-17 08:04:31 PM  

xaks: Tayvon


Let me guess, he was born a small black child.
 
2013-08-17 08:05:02 PM  
GAH.

I like Torry Holt, he's a smart guy, but those fuggin' deformed harpyclaw fingers he flaps around creep me the hell out.
 
2013-08-17 08:05:09 PM  
This whole no defense thing is truly special.
 
2013-08-17 08:07:47 PM  
Sunshine has never, ever, ever looked better, lol.
 
2013-08-17 08:08:06 PM  

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2013-08-17 08:08:45 PM  

Linkster: xaks: Tayvon

Let me guess, he was born a small black child.


Did I miss somethin...

*googles

Ahhh, I see. Sorry. Living in Floriduh, I've had 'TRAYVON' shoved down my throat for the last year. My bad on the mis-spelling :) Totally not on purpose!
 
2013-08-17 08:09:20 PM  
Gabbert is looking like Romo vs the Jets
 
2013-08-17 08:10:49 PM  
Schaub picked
 
2013-08-17 08:10:53 PM  
fin-ception!

/I think
//or down by contact
 
2013-08-17 08:11:58 PM  
ROFLMAO

Holy shiat is Lacy a bruiser
 
2013-08-17 08:12:52 PM  
Anger holding
 
2013-08-17 08:14:11 PM  
Rin 10-10 in Jersey.
 
2013-08-17 08:14:13 PM  
Aaand...Tannehill gets a sack lunch.
 
2013-08-17 08:14:52 PM  
Jermichael, BAD
 
2013-08-17 08:15:39 PM  
4th down, GB
 
2013-08-17 08:15:55 PM  
Take the damned points, Mike.
 
2013-08-17 08:16:21 PM  
3-0 GB
 
2013-08-17 08:16:21 PM  
Ref on cam nose picking
 
2013-08-17 08:16:30 PM  
YAY! Crosby didn't shank it!
 
2013-08-17 08:17:56 PM  
Green Bay with its first points of the preseason
 
2013-08-17 08:20:49 PM  
Awwww Jets-Jaguars!  You know nothing about football NFL Network.
 
2013-08-17 08:22:08 PM  
Sack lunch for Matt Schaub.
 
2013-08-17 08:22:28 PM  
Maybe it's just the result of watching two quarters of Tebow lowering the bar but Sanchez and Gabbert are looking like actual NFL quarterbacks.
 
2013-08-17 08:23:39 PM  

CodeMonkey4Life: Maybe it's just the result of watching two quarters of Tebow lowering the bar but Sanchez and Gabbert are looking like actual NFL quarterbacks.


That's because they're playing what are basically college defenses.
 
2013-08-17 08:24:37 PM  
Jaguars learning what the "neutral zone" is.
 
2013-08-17 08:25:23 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: CodeMonkey4Life: Maybe it's just the result of watching two quarters of Tebow lowering the bar but Sanchez and Gabbert are looking like actual NFL quarterbacks.

That's because they're playing what are basically college defenses.


Vanilla ones at that. Not much complexity going on right now.
 
2013-08-17 08:28:00 PM  
Tennessee's Bonani picking up where Akers left off last year.
 
2013-08-17 08:28:05 PM  
Bernard Pollard sucks
 
2013-08-17 08:28:22 PM  
STUFFED on 3rd and inches.
 
2013-08-17 08:28:31 PM  
Heh, I *love* watching the really good QBs that that have coaches that give them leeway to call their own plays at the line.

Its too bad there aren't many of them. Peyton, Brieber, Rodgers. Some can audible every so often, very few have free reign pretty much as they want.

Its a beautiful thing.
 
2013-08-17 08:28:57 PM  
Sanchizeception!
 
2013-08-17 08:29:07 PM  
Wide left, no good Packers FGA.  Not-Crosby, BAD.
 
2013-08-17 08:29:14 PM  
Oh hell, Tavecchio shanked it? FFS
 
2013-08-17 08:29:19 PM  
Pickchez!
 
2013-08-17 08:29:28 PM  
Lol at the crowd for cheering Sanchez for throwing it away instead of forcing one on first and goal.


Boooos  for pick on third down.
 
2013-08-17 08:30:12 PM  
Sanchez doing Sanchez things.

life makes sense again!
 
2013-08-17 08:30:28 PM  
Sanchise pick in the end zone
 
2013-08-17 08:31:19 PM  

xaks: cameroncrazy1984: CodeMonkey4Life: Maybe it's just the result of watching two quarters of Tebow lowering the bar but Sanchez and Gabbert are looking like actual NFL quarterbacks.

That's because they're playing what are basically college defenses.

Vanilla ones at that. Not much complexity going on right now.


Yet Sanchez still finds a way to get picked off. This is/wll be a funny game
 
2013-08-17 08:31:34 PM  
Bradford DAGRON

Down to the 4
 
2013-08-17 08:32:52 PM  
I almost wish the Jags Jets wasn't at the same time as the PAck game so I could watch it
 
2013-08-17 08:33:08 PM  
Now they're black now they're gold. Now they're black now they're gold.  Stop spinning!
 
2013-08-17 08:33:33 PM  

robsul82: Bradford DAGRON

Down to the 4


Williams is fast enough to cover Givens though, not sure that would have made it in the regular season
 
2013-08-17 08:34:56 PM  

xaks: I almost wish the Jags Jets wasn't at the same time as the PAck game so I could watch it


I'm picking comedy over drama
 
2013-08-17 08:34:56 PM  
Lame playcalling.
 
2013-08-17 08:35:07 PM  
LOL

I like BJ Raji
 
2013-08-17 08:35:31 PM  

xaks: I almost wish the Jags Jets wasn't at the same time as the PAck game so I could watch it


I almost wish canadian football was on so I didn't have to watch Jags Jets.

2 and out whoopoooo.  Punts are the most exciting part of football!!!  Crazy syrup chuggers.
 
2013-08-17 08:35:37 PM  
Bradford fumbles on the 1 yard line, lol.

GB ball
 
2013-08-17 08:36:10 PM  
ROFL

The Rams go for it 4th and 1 at the 2, they bring in three TEs...and fumble the xchange at the snap

that was the sound of jeff fisher's head assploding
 
2013-08-17 08:37:19 PM  
Crowhiffy
 
2013-08-17 08:37:39 PM  
TD Houston.
 
2013-08-17 08:38:07 PM  

xaks: LOL

I like BJ Raji


Tell me what you got, what you got Raji
 
2013-08-17 08:38:14 PM  
Gabbert with the Helmet slap, ouwie hand.
 
2013-08-17 08:38:24 PM  

xaks: ROFL

The Rams go for it 4th and 1 at the 2, they bring in three TEs...and fumble the xchange at the snap

that was the sound of jeff fisher's head assploding


I hope his sweet mullett is ok.
 
2013-08-17 08:41:08 PM  
Since the Jets as a team function incredibly better when they have a strong running game then why the fark didn't they get a good running back?
 
2013-08-17 08:43:31 PM  
there isn't enough beer in the world to get me through another season with the Titans. How a pro team can consistently fail at every phase of the game every year is beyond me
 
2013-08-17 08:43:49 PM  

elguerodiablo: Since the Jets as a team function incredibly better when they have a strong running game then why the fark didn't they get a good running back?


Because Rex Ryan, that's why.

(Or Idzik, if you prefer)
 
2013-08-17 08:43:53 PM  
Sackchez -6
 
2013-08-17 08:44:14 PM  
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I think Rexy should start kissing his Sanchwife tattoo every time they score.  Why doesnt she have one foot dangling up all ready for some toe sucking?
 
2013-08-17 08:44:32 PM  

ModernPrimitive01: there isn't enough beer in the world to get me through another season with the Titans. How a pro team can consistently fail at every phase of the game every year is beyond me


May I introduce you to Jacksonville, Cleveland, and New York please?
 
2013-08-17 08:44:40 PM  

elguerodiablo: xaks: ROFL

The Rams go for it 4th and 1 at the 2, they bring in three TEs...and fumble the xchange at the snap

that was the sound of jeff fisher's head assploding

I hope his sweet mullett is ok.


i wish fisher went for it on 4th down while in with the titans... dude was always gunshy
 
2013-08-17 08:45:06 PM  

elguerodiablo: Since the Jets as a team function incredibly better when they have a strong running game then why the fark didn't they get a good running back?


What team doesn't function better with a strong running game?   It isn't as if they could simply plug in a RB, the Jets line needs work and takes time to function as a unit.
 
2013-08-17 08:47:15 PM  
TD Fish!
 
2013-08-17 08:48:30 PM  

Daedalus27: elguerodiablo: Since the Jets as a team function incredibly better when they have a strong running game then why the fark didn't they get a good running back?

What team doesn't function better with a strong running game?   It isn't as if they could simply plug in a RB, the Jets line needs work and takes time to function as a unit.


Problem I have is, when Rexy got the job, they had the best oline in football by a goodish margin. Four of the five starters were first rounders, or somesuch. Just amazing. AND he's let it turn into this.
 
2013-08-17 08:49:08 PM  

Daedalus27: elguerodiablo: Since the Jets as a team function incredibly better when they have a strong running game then why the fark didn't they get a good running back?

What team doesn't function better with a strong running game?   It isn't as if they could simply plug in a RB, the Jets line needs work and takes time to function as a unit.


True all teams are better with a good running game but especially the Jets with the defensive minded head coach, shiatty QB and good defense that could use an occasional breather.

They could just plug in a RB.  MOJO lead the league in rushing in JAX.  Not like the jagwads have a line.
 
2013-08-17 08:49:33 PM  
D'oh.

Bahktiari just got schooled on that sack of Rodgers.

I've got high hopes for that kid. He's raw but smart and really talented. If he stays healthy, I think he's gonna be really good.
 
2013-08-17 08:50:22 PM  
fitzmagic
 
2013-08-17 08:50:24 PM  
Henne Sack and a fumble Jets recover. Allegedly. Go to the tape
 
2013-08-17 08:51:52 PM  

elguerodiablo: Since the Jets as a team function incredibly better when they have a strong running game then why the fark didn't they get a good running back?


Ivory any good?
He seems all right in the little I've seen of him
 
2013-08-17 08:52:30 PM  
Homegating, WTF is this bullshiat word NFL Network?
 
2013-08-17 08:53:48 PM  

elguerodiablo: Since the Jets as a team function incredibly better when they have a strong running game then why the fark didn't they get a good running back?


Ivory should work fine, as long as he stays healthy.
 
2013-08-17 08:57:24 PM  

CodeMonkey4Life: elguerodiablo: Since the Jets as a team function incredibly better when they have a strong running game then why the fark didn't they get a good running back?

Ivory any good?
He seems all right in the little I've seen of him


He's got a 5 yard per carry average but he played behind an elite QB so he never had to run against a loaded front so it's hard for me to tell how he'll do.  I'm guessing not that well tho.  Sanchez isn't gonna chase the safety out of the box.
 
2013-08-17 08:59:44 PM  

knbber2: mikaloyd: litespeed74: Who the hell is the mildly retarded commentator on NFL network????

He sounds like Fat Albert

Al Davis's Zombie

Sounds like Jessie "The Body" Ventura.


Thank goodness I'm not the only one who thinks that.  I kept wondering why Jesse Ventura was doing football.
 
2013-08-17 09:00:22 PM  
That PI call on the Rams could have been a no-call too. Not a gimmie for Green Bay, but if it weren't called, I wouldn't have said anything
 
2013-08-17 09:01:00 PM  

Linkster: Homegating, WTF is this bullshiat word NFL Network?


Because nobody ever thought to have a few beers, grill up some grub and invite a bunch of friends over to your place to watch a game before.
Thanks NFL Network!
 
2013-08-17 09:01:30 PM  
The Jets should have grabbed Lacey, Bell or Ball. There was some great RB value in the draft.  Or made a play for Mojo.  He's not going to keep playing for Khan's cheap ass.
 
2013-08-17 09:02:26 PM  

elguerodiablo: The Jets should have grabbed Lacey, Bell or Ball. There was some great RB value in the draft.  Or made a play for Mojo.  He's not going to keep playing for Khan's cheap ass.


THIS.

What we've seen so far, Lacy is lookin' pretty decent. The Rams D starters went 4-1-1 in the NFC west last year, remember
 
2013-08-17 09:05:03 PM  
Jax being Jax
 
2013-08-17 09:06:19 PM  
LOL Sanchez had a walk in TD and farked it up.
 
2013-08-17 09:06:34 PM  
Nice muff!

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GIS for nice muff is suprisingly safe for work.
 
2013-08-17 09:07:21 PM  

elguerodiablo: Nice muff!

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GIS for nice muff is suprisingly safe for work.


GAH!

What the hell is that thing ABOVE the muff?
 
2013-08-17 09:08:01 PM  
Gah.  I need to learn how to resize pictures.  Good thing its still the preseason.
 
2013-08-17 09:08:54 PM  
Pre-Season Slap Fight!

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2013-08-17 09:09:39 PM  
Six seconds no timeouts. What do you do?  What do you do???
 
2013-08-17 09:10:18 PM  

elguerodiablo: Six seconds no timeouts. What do you do?  What do you do???


SHOOT THE HOSTAGE!
 
2013-08-17 09:10:35 PM  
every preseason game this year seems to have a mandatory after the whistle nonsense call on each team at some point.
"point of emphasis?"
 
2013-08-17 09:11:24 PM  
Hahahahaha.  So very Sanchez.
 
2013-08-17 09:11:27 PM  

elguerodiablo: Six seconds no timeouts. What do you do?  What do you do???


Screw it up!
 
2013-08-17 09:12:08 PM  

xaks: elguerodiablo: Six seconds no timeouts. What do you do?  What do you do???

SHOOT THE HOSTAGE!


That's basically what Sanchez did.

I'm actually proud to be a Bills fan right now.
 
2013-08-17 09:12:20 PM  
Good lord St Louis....3rd and 23?
 
2013-08-17 09:12:43 PM  
Ahh, Sanchez being Sanchez.
 
2013-08-17 09:13:25 PM  
Holy shiat, Greg the Leg missed from 50?

*jawdrop
 
2013-08-17 09:14:54 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: xaks: elguerodiablo: Six seconds no timeouts. What do you do?  What do you do???

SHOOT THE HOSTAGE!

That's basically what Sanchez did.

I'm actually proud to be a Bills fan right now.


I'm actually disappointed he didn't fumble or throw an interception and have the turnover returned for 6.
Sanchez watching can make a man jaded about merely average  levels of failure
 
2013-08-17 09:22:07 PM  
My God, I think MIami might actually have a running game.
 
2013-08-17 09:22:20 PM  
Mmmmm endless skrimps
 
2013-08-17 09:22:38 PM  
Well, Tavon Austin didn't knock my socks off on THAT return.
 
2013-08-17 09:23:13 PM  
TD Fish, Game tied, 14-14.
 
2013-08-17 09:24:55 PM  
I guess Clutts isn't a dirty word, but it sounds like it should be.
 
2013-08-17 09:24:57 PM  
66 minutes Donk E Fresh you're on.
 
2013-08-17 09:25:08 PM  

xaks: Well, Tavon Austin didn't knock my socks off on THAT return.


NO YARDAGE NO PEACE
 
2013-08-17 09:26:06 PM  

Foaming: I guess Clutts isn't a dirty word, but it sounds like it should be.


Shut the clutts up.
 
2013-08-17 09:26:20 PM  
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2013-08-17 09:26:25 PM  
Gotta say, I'm pleasantly surprised at how well that kid Micah Hyde has played tonight all the way around. Nice find.
 
2013-08-17 09:27:00 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Foaming: I guess Clutts isn't a dirty word, but it sounds like it should be.

Shut the clutts up.


This Clutts For You?
 
2013-08-17 09:28:57 PM  
Man, blink and you miss a possession in this Jets/Jags game.
 
2013-08-17 09:30:30 PM  
Hell of a grab by Edwards.
 
2013-08-17 09:31:19 PM  
Second half Sanchez?? How'd we get so lucky?
 
2013-08-17 09:32:10 PM  
Some antibiotics will cure up the clutts
 
2013-08-17 09:33:14 PM  
ROFL

That Rams lineman jumped OVER the Pack's line on that FG. Like, a standing broad jump.
 
2013-08-17 09:33:40 PM  
I ate a bad chimmichanga and had the Clutts for a couple days.
 
2013-08-17 09:35:06 PM  

elguerodiablo: I ate a bad chimmichanga and had the Clutts for a couple days.


There's a *good* chimmichanga? I thought they were FULL of the clutts, and that's why you don't drink the water down there!
 
2013-08-17 09:38:00 PM  

Galileo's Daughter: My God, I think MIami might actually have a running game.


Lamar Miller is poised to have a breakout season.
 
2013-08-17 09:40:03 PM  
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2013-08-17 09:40:24 PM  

elguerodiablo: Second half Sanchez?? How'd we get so lucky?


Detroit D-line, thanks for teh lulz
 
2013-08-17 09:40:26 PM  
Marty Mornhinweg sounds like a guy who signed the Declaration of Independence.
 
2013-08-17 09:42:22 PM  
Jets first team offense scores against scrubs. Also probably the Jags first-team defense.
 
2013-08-17 09:43:22 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Jets first team offense scores against scrubs. Also probably the Jags first-team defense.


The Jags have a 1st team defense?
 
2013-08-17 09:44:12 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Marty Mornhinweg sounds like a guy who signed the Declaration of Independence.


Mornhinweg does for sure.  He'd probably go with his full first name of Martonimous or Marthalamew instead of Marty.
 
2013-08-17 09:44:40 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: cameroncrazy1984: Jets first team offense scores against scrubs. Also probably the Jags first-team defense.

The Jags have a 1st team defense?


The Jets have a... oh never mind.
 
2013-08-17 09:44:55 PM  

elguerodiablo: cameroncrazy1984: Marty Mornhinweg sounds like a guy who signed the Declaration of Independence.

Mornhinweg does for sure.  He'd probably go with his full first name of Martonimous or Marthalamew instead of Marty.


That's a good point, Marty is too modern. I think his first name is actually Clint.
 
2013-08-17 09:45:02 PM  
Rex should find some scrub who played QB in high school if he has to, just get Sanchez out of the game on a high note.
 
2013-08-17 09:45:31 PM  

Foaming: Primitive Screwhead: cameroncrazy1984: Jets first team offense scores against scrubs. Also probably the Jags first-team defense.

The Jags have a 1st team defense?

The Jets have a... oh never mind.


Well, someone's got to go out there first.
 
2013-08-17 09:47:11 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: cameroncrazy1984: Jets first team offense scores against scrubs. Also probably the Jags first-team defense.

The Jags have a 1st team defense?


They're running 22 mil under the cap.  They don't really have a first team anything.
 
2013-08-17 09:52:03 PM  
J E T S  score
 
2013-08-17 09:53:09 PM  
Way to uh.. barely break the plane there J E T S.  Real emphatic.
 
2013-08-17 09:53:32 PM  
Great googly moogly, Vince Young in as our QB.

*cracks a beer
 
2013-08-17 09:53:53 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Foaming: Primitive Screwhead: cameroncrazy1984: Jets first team offense scores against scrubs. Also probably the Jags first-team defense.

The Jags have a 1st team defense?

The Jets have a... oh never mind.

Well, someone's got to go out there first.


I can picture a Goofy Gophers scenario where Jax players fight over who goes second.
 
2013-08-17 09:54:50 PM  
ROFLMAO

Mason Crosby's FG attempt was BLOCKED....and still good.

I'm heading for the Rum at this point
 
2013-08-17 09:55:46 PM  
Man the Chargers need to find the Bad Luck Tiki Statue and take it back to the cave.

After the season of course.
 
2013-08-17 09:58:13 PM  
Huh. Someone got a strikeout at the Meadowlands?
 
2013-08-17 09:59:37 PM  
Damn will the Broncos' game ever kick off? Stupid Pacific time
 
2013-08-17 09:59:49 PM  



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2013-08-17 10:00:29 PM  
They missed that call.

Thanksgiving 2.0. the Ram RB's knee was never down , they shouldn't have blown that dead.
 
2013-08-17 10:00:40 PM  
Sanchez is still in. Still going big against scrubs.
 
2013-08-17 10:00:55 PM  
Maybe they do need to play Sanchez all four quarters.
 
2013-08-17 10:01:00 PM  
Bengals bungle.
 
2013-08-17 10:01:32 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: Damn will the Broncos' game ever kick off? Stupid Pacific time


HEY NOW!!
 
2013-08-17 10:02:19 PM  
Verne!

/I can't recall a Verne Lundquist-less season. Man is 130 years old
 
2013-08-17 10:02:20 PM  
Duky Nacho!!
 
2013-08-17 10:02:28 PM  
Oh farking hell, Brandon Smith!

shiat

Rams ball at the 10
 
2013-08-17 10:02:44 PM  
It's always sad when kids go into their father's sport and aren't nearly as good.
 
2013-08-17 10:04:06 PM  
Mr. Lynch doesn't look right in a suit.
 
2013-08-17 10:04:45 PM  
Now I've seen it all.

Johnny Jolly (yes, the 350 pound lineman) in coverage at the goal line, INT, and returns it about 8 yards.

Time to get the shot glasses to go with the rum