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(NFL)   Saturdays Official Practice Football Thread. 6 games on tap starting with Dallas vs. Arizona at 4:30 EST and ending with the Donkies vs. the Seachickens at 10. Put off your chores, crack a brew or two and get your Romo trolling up to midseason form   (nfl.com) divider line 575
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2013-08-17 02:57:16 PM
Why isn't this headline asking me any questions? Also, what's the over-under on Mathieu picking off Romo?
 
2013-08-17 04:01:36 PM
Preseason football. Yay.

/go Broncos
 
2013-08-17 04:04:49 PM
Your mother is teh Seachicken stubby.

/Go Hawks
//12thnMan Deutschland
///VfB Stuttgart won today too
 
2013-08-17 04:11:33 PM
saw a disproportionate number of Cowboy jerseys at the grocery store today, forgot why until i saw the beer aisle cleaned out.

kickoff in 20 minutes.  interesting to see the new Redbirds after the annus horibilis that was 2012.
 
2013-08-17 04:13:03 PM

rickythepenguin: saw a disproportionate number of Cowboy jerseys at the grocery store today, forgot why until i saw the beer aisle cleaned out.

kickoff in 20 minutes.  interesting to see the new Redbirds after the annus horibilis that was 2012.


On Whiz we puke
 
2013-08-17 04:16:12 PM

tnpir: Preseason football. Yay.

/go Broncos


THIS.

Hope to see a lot of Osweiler and Dysert.  And see Coach Fox kick Von Miller in the nuts.
 
2013-08-17 04:20:31 PM

neuroflare: Also, what's the over-under on Mathieu picking off Romo?


And if he throws zero interceptions, I'm sure you'll eat your words. Right?
 
2013-08-17 04:20:58 PM

neuroflare: On Whiz we puke


he's the OC for the Browns or now or some AFC team.  I can't believe someone would hire him to coordinate an offense on any level given his disastrous final 2-3 years here.  you could say he was only playing the players Graves signed/drafted, but, Whiz had a hand in that shiat.

and as i always say, you've heard me say this before, he got the job because of his supposed "QB development" ability.  you can google the press conference and Mike Bidwill specifically said Whiz' track recrod (Benny Roth) was a major factor in the decision.  in retrospect, he didn't develop dick.  most of the guys taken under his tenure or "coachd up" under him are at best, at best, backups.  Max Hall is in the CFL, Leinart is on his couch, ugh.  I think Skelton is in TENN, and of course Kolb is likely the backup in Rough Buff.
 
2013-08-17 04:22:09 PM
"Get off me!"

/Go Hawks
 
2013-08-17 04:22:31 PM

Di Atribe: neuroflare: Also, what's the over-under on Mathieu picking off Romo?

And if he throws zero interceptions, I'm sure you'll eat your words. Right?


Nope! lololololol

Also the rainbow/funnel could on your tumblr has to be a shop.

/I kid, of course I would.
 
2013-08-17 04:23:00 PM

Di Atribe: neuroflare: Also, what's the over-under on Mathieu picking off Romo?

And if he throws zero interceptions, I'm sure you'll eat your words. Right?


Romo never throws zero interceptions. It's a mathematical impossibility.
 
2013-08-17 04:23:06 PM

rickythepenguin: he's the OC for the Browns or now or some AFC team.


Chargers
 
2013-08-17 04:23:46 PM
Don't know if my local affiliate even gets any of these games (Atlanta), but go Dolphins!
 
2013-08-17 04:24:01 PM
ESPN: Dez Bryant and Tony Romo looked sharp in the Cowboys' preseason opener. Can they keep that up?

Wut?
 
2013-08-17 04:27:38 PM

neuroflare: Di Atribe: neuroflare: Also, what's the over-under on Mathieu picking off Romo?

And if he throws zero interceptions, I'm sure you'll eat your words. Right?

Nope! lololololol

Also the rainbow/funnel CLOUD on your tumblr has to be a shop.

/I kid, of course I would.


FTFM

rickythepenguin: I think Skelton is in TENN


He's in Cincy now. Do you even watch Hard Knocks, gosh
 
2013-08-17 04:31:38 PM

DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: ESPN: Dez Bryant and Tony Romo looked sharp in the Cowboys' preseason opener. Can they keep that up?

Wut?


Uh.... they didn't play in the preseason opener. Uh......


neuroflare: Also the rainbow/funnel could on your tumblr has to be a shop.


Probably, but like I care because rainbows.
 
2013-08-17 04:32:45 PM

neuroflare: He's in Cincy now. Do you even watch Hard Knocks, gosh


no, don't have HBO.  or if it isn't on HBO I'm not waching.
 
2013-08-17 04:34:41 PM
I cant' wait to see the Dallas #1s offense against the Arizona #1 D. That'll be fun!

Also looking forward to the STL defense against A-Rod and the GB offense tonight....that's gonna be a hum-dinger
 
2013-08-17 04:35:42 PM

xaks: A-Rod


Y'all gotta find a better nickname for him. Really.
 
2013-08-17 04:37:05 PM
Oh sh*t did I just read that EJ is out for the rest of the preseason??

Fark.
 
2013-08-17 04:37:31 PM

Di Atribe: xaks: A-Rod

Y'all gotta find a better nickname for him. Really.


Nah. That other idiot just farked it up. Aaron will do it right.
 
2013-08-17 04:37:35 PM
Damn, I'm tired of being asked to install iLivid when streaming videos online.
 
2013-08-17 04:38:07 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Oh sh*t did I just read that EJ is out for the rest of the preseason??

Fark.


Yep. His knee is horked up, gonna get scoped in the next day or two. Not surgery, but still not good.
 
2013-08-17 04:39:43 PM
imageshack.us

WTH? NFL had Dallas/Cards now switched to Balt/Atl.
 
2013-08-17 04:41:41 PM

xaks: Di Atribe: xaks: A-Rod

Y'all gotta find a better nickname for him. Really.

Nah. That other idiot just farked it up. Aaron will do it right.


That idiot had it first & everyone hates him now. I mean.... Mr Rodgers deserves better than having to share his nickname with that farkstick.

Oh the return team lost a fumble? Must be Romo's fault.
 
2013-08-17 04:43:03 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: [imageshack.us image 600x290]

WTH? NFL had Dallas/Cards now switched to Balt/Atl.


It's blacked out, because apparently they expect all the preseason games to sell out too.
 
2013-08-17 04:43:26 PM
Dallas already fumbles.
 
2013-08-17 04:44:08 PM
i306.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-17 04:46:17 PM

Di Atribe: xaks: Di Atribe: xaks: A-Rod

Y'all gotta find a better nickname for him. Really.

Nah. That other idiot just farked it up. Aaron will do it right.

That idiot had it first & everyone hates him now. I mean.... Mr Rodgers deserves better than having to share his nickname with that farkstick.

Oh the return team lost a fumble? Must be Romo's fault.


Of COURSE it's Romo's fault!

*snerk
 
2013-08-17 04:47:21 PM

al-Mundane: Lt. Cheese Weasel: [imageshack.us image 600x290]

WTH? NFL had Dallas/Cards now switched to Balt/Atl.

It's blacked out, because apparently they expect all the preseason games to sell out too.


I believe this is a product of the CBS/TW fight. It's not blacked out.
 
2013-08-17 04:49:27 PM

Kenny B: [i306.photobucket.com image 402x392]


Tony Romo threw 34 touchdowns (6th in the league) and 4903 yards (3rd) last year. Don't be a farking idiot.
 
2013-08-17 04:49:38 PM

Di Atribe: al-Mundane: Lt. Cheese Weasel: [imageshack.us image 600x290]

WTH? NFL had Dallas/Cards now switched to Balt/Atl.

It's blacked out, because apparently they expect all the preseason games to sell out too.

I believe this is a product of the CBS/TW fight. It's not blacked out.


I thought they said it was a sellout in Phoenix?  It shouldn't be blacked out because of attendance.
 
2013-08-17 04:49:40 PM

Di Atribe: al-Mundane: Lt. Cheese Weasel: [imageshack.us image 600x290]

WTH? NFL had Dallas/Cards now switched to Balt/Atl.

It's blacked out, because apparently they expect all the preseason games to sell out too.

I believe this is a product of the CBS/TW fight. It's not blacked out.


Well, guess I'll watch it in Spanish....local KXTXD has it.
 
2013-08-17 04:49:54 PM

Di Atribe: al-Mundane: Lt. Cheese Weasel: [imageshack.us image 600x290]

WTH? NFL had Dallas/Cards now switched to Balt/Atl.

It's blacked out, because apparently they expect all the preseason games to sell out too.

I believe this is a product of the CBS/TW fight. It's not blacked out.


Why would the NFL network care about that?
 
2013-08-17 04:50:03 PM
Seattle has a lot of talent in the secondary that won't make the team. If your team needs a cornerback or safety you should watch the game and hope they pick one of them up.
 
2013-08-17 04:53:30 PM
i1279.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-17 04:54:04 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Di Atribe: al-Mundane: Lt. Cheese Weasel: [imageshack.us image 600x290]

WTH? NFL had Dallas/Cards now switched to Balt/Atl.

It's blacked out, because apparently they expect all the preseason games to sell out too.

I believe this is a product of the CBS/TW fight. It's not blacked out.

Why would the NFL network care about that?


They don't. I'm guessing they're flipping back & forth between games.


MadMike5200: I thought they said it was a sellout in Phoenix? It shouldn't be blacked out because of attendance.


I just said it's not blacked out.  CBS is the "official station of the Dallas Cowboys" here in the Dallas market. So therefore, if you have Time Warner, you have no CBS because of the standoff between CBS & Time Warner. There is no blackout, which is what I said.


Lt. Cheese Weasel: Well, guess I'll watch it in Spanish....local KXTXD has it.


QUE BUENO
 
2013-08-17 05:02:36 PM
Terrance Williams' rookie mistakes:  not being named Jason or Dez or being 9-foot tall.

Romo will ignore him for a while.
 
2013-08-17 05:03:35 PM
plenty of good free streams out for these, just be careful what you click on
 
2013-08-17 05:05:15 PM
I think 'the man' at receiver is a close race between Megatron and Larry. Calvin is just a big, beastly, powerful monster. I think Larry might have just slightly, SLIGHTY, 'better hands'.

Either way, Calvin is an inch taller and has faster straight line speed...slightly. Bigger bodied.

You could go 1A and 1B with either and be right, I think.

Really, as good as some of the other receivers are in the NFL, I don't believe any are even close to these two. They are the Bugattis that are running with Porsches and Fords.
 
2013-08-17 05:06:09 PM
Andre Johnson begs to differ with you xaks
 
2013-08-17 05:10:10 PM

xaks: I think 'the man' at receiver is a close race between Megatron and Larry. Calvin is just a big, beastly, powerful monster. I think Larry might have just slightly, SLIGHTY, 'better hands'.


I dunno man, when Dezzy B is on, he's ON.
 
2013-08-17 05:11:29 PM
That was crapola.
 
2013-08-17 05:12:37 PM
Cards' receivers suck.
 
2013-08-17 05:14:53 PM
See. ON.
 
2013-08-17 05:16:21 PM

VTGremlin: xaks: I think 'the man' at receiver is a close race between Megatron and Larry. Calvin is just a big, beastly, powerful monster. I think Larry might have just slightly, SLIGHTY, 'better hands'.

I dunno man, when Dezzy B is on, he's ON.


Dez Bryant? Compared to Larry or Calvin, that's a leaf-blower powered go kart. You should feel bad for even suggesting that.

Rev.Killjoy: Andre Johnson begs to differ with you xaks


Andre, at his peak about 5 years ago, would have been a SOLID 2A not far behind, I think. A Ferarri or Lambourghini running with the Bugattis blowing the doors of the Volk...Porsches and Fords.
 
2013-08-17 05:16:31 PM
Ball's coming out when he's stumbling.
 
2013-08-17 05:16:46 PM
LOL NICE MAYBE FUMBLE
 
2013-08-17 05:17:23 PM
Yea, that's a fumble.
 
2013-08-17 05:17:36 PM
THAT IS CARDS BALL AT THE THREE!
 
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