If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Bangor Daily News)   "Rescuers moved the man from the dinghy to the public safety boat, where he vomited into the cockpit. He told firefighters he had been drinking beer and didn't know how he ended up in the water." I hate when that happens   (bangordailynews.com) divider line 21
    More: Dumbass, Camden Harbor, safety boat, cockpits, boats, firefighters  
•       •       •

1446 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Aug 2013 at 5:27 PM (34 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



21 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest
 
2013-08-17 01:04:23 PM
Impromptu Fark party in Maine?
 
2013-08-17 01:18:25 PM

Mrbogey: Impromptu Fark party in Maine?


Ya nevah know.
 
2013-08-17 05:29:24 PM
Could have been the whiskey, might have been the gin.
Could have been three or four six-packs,
I don't know, but look at the mess I'm in,
My head is like a football, I think I'm gonna die,
Tell me, me oh me oh my,
Wasn't that a party?
 
2013-08-17 05:36:27 PM
He was naked from the waist down and they pulled him into the boat by his dinghy? No wonder he vomited into the cockpit!
 
2013-08-17 05:40:11 PM
I passed out on a bus to a grateful dead concert and woke up in bootcamp, never again mr everclear


CruiserTwelve: He was naked from the waist down and they pulled him into the boat by his dinghy? No wonder he vomited into the cockpit!


pull my dinghy and see what happens
 
2013-08-17 05:42:10 PM
Why the hell are they pulling the drunk dude into the cockpit anyway? Wouldn't it be easier to keep him on the deck, preferably hanging his head over the edge?
 
2013-08-17 05:42:33 PM
farm4.staticflickr.com

Maybe some son of a biatch kicked him in the back.  Perhaps because of what he said to the waitress.
 
2013-08-17 05:48:11 PM
Seriously? Nobody noticed the Fire Chief's name?

/fark, i am disappoint
 
2013-08-17 05:53:22 PM
He can board if he wants to, he can leave his dinghy behind. Because his dinghy doesn't work and if it doesn't work than it's no boat of mine!

/S-A-F-E-T-Y boat

clashdaily.com
 
2013-08-17 05:55:01 PM
fark yhr mpho!
 
2013-08-17 06:08:48 PM

dopekitty74: Seriously? Nobody noticed the Fire Chief's name?

/fark, i am disappoint



Y'mean this guy?
ib2.huluim.com
 
2013-08-17 06:17:03 PM

John Buck 41: dopekitty74: Seriously? Nobody noticed the Fire Chief's name?

/fark, i am disappoint


Y'mean this guy?
[ib2.huluim.com image 600x400]


Puking in a boat!  Down by the harbor!
 
2013-08-17 06:45:10 PM
He's gotta be from Buxton.
 
2013-08-17 06:45:20 PM
Remember kids.... Before you go drinking, you need to poop.
Or else you will fall off the side of the boat when you are shiatfaced drunk and need to poop.

/Crapping in your one night stands kitchen sink is also looked down on.... to take a picture to upload to the Internet.
 
2013-08-17 06:58:30 PM
Quit playing with your dinghy!
 
2013-08-17 06:59:12 PM
FTA-CAMDEN, Maine - Police and firefighters responded early Friday morning to the report of a man who had apparently fallen into Camden Harbor and needed some help....


Well thats alot of info . The head line was longer than the story ........
 
2013-08-17 07:11:34 PM

sheep snorter: Remember kids.... Before you go drinking, you need to poop.
Or else you will fall off the side of the boat when you are shiatfaced drunk and need to poop.

/Crapping in your one night stands kitchen sink is also looked down on.... to take a picture to upload to the Internet.


That's what I was thinking.
 
2013-08-17 09:25:09 PM
My Dinghy-ling... My dinghy-ling... I want to play with my dinghy-ling...

/I hate when that happens...
//I know what you mean.
///obscure?
 
2013-08-17 09:52:47 PM

People_are_Idiots: My Dinghy-ling... My dinghy-ling... I want to play with my dinghy-ling...

/I hate when that happens...
//I know what you mean.
///obscure?


Nope.


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-08-17 10:13:49 PM

John Buck 41: People_are_Idiots: My Dinghy-ling... My dinghy-ling... I want to play with my dinghy-ling...

/I hate when that happens...
//I know what you mean.
///obscure?

Nope.
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 478x640]


not only could the man sing and play but he had excellent taste in guitars, I wanna build one of those with a F-5 mandolin style scroll on it
 
2013-08-18 01:35:30 AM

John Buck 41: People_are_Idiots: My Dinghy-ling... My dinghy-ling... I want to play with my dinghy-ling...

/I hate when that happens...
//I know what you mean.
///obscure?

Nope.
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 478x640]


Actually... meant the slashies. I figured everyone knew who Chuck Berry was.

/hint: Billy Crystal did it...
 
Displayed 21 of 21 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report