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2013-08-17 10:52:41 PM
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The Bestest: love him or hate him, Chael can cut a promo



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LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHIN' ABOUT BRAZILIAN FIGHTERS, BROTHER.  THEY'RE UNSTOPPABLE SAVAGES, MAN.  THEY'RE TRAININ' IN THE JUNGLE SOMEWHERE, LEARNING THE BRAZILIAN DEATH PINCH, AND IT'S SOMETHIN' HULK HOGAN HAS TO WATCH OUT FOR.  TWO FINGERS, MAN.  THAT'S ALL THEY NEED TO TAKE YOU DOWN.  THAT'S WHY I'M PROUD OF MY BOY, CHAEL SONNEN.  CHAEL STEPPED INTO THE RING WITH ONE OF THOSE SAVAGES, GOT HIM INTO HIS PATENTED FRONT FACELOCK, AND IT WAS ALL OVER, DUDE.  BUT IT'S TIME FOR CHAEL TO MOVE UP, MAN.  HE NEEDS TO STEP INTO THE RING HERE AT IMPACT WRESTLING, AND SHOW THE WORLD WHAT HE'S TRULY CAPABLE OF.  CHAEL SONNEN VERSUS ABYSS.  AND CHAEL SONNEN VERSUS STING, MAN.  THESE ARE THE MATCHES THAT THE REAL FIGHT FANS WANT TO SEE.  AND WE'LL MAKE IT HAPPEN, MAN.  'CAUSE WHATCHA GONNA DO, WHEN CHAEL SONNEN, AND HIS FRONT FACELOCK, RUN WILD, ON YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU???/??///?
2013-08-18 12:25:14 AM
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ZeroCorpse:


1. I HATE anime and manga, so f♥ck you and your "witty" swipe.

2. I'm in my 40s, so f♥ck you with that "kid" bullshiat. (Didn't I say I stopped watching when the Gracies were dominating UFC? What was that? 25 years ago?)

3. BOXERS seem to be fully capable of having an entire match without ending up on the ground. I never did, anyway, when I was doing it (tell me again how I don't understand any martial arts, by the way.) Kickboxers also manage to fight several rounds without grappling on the canvas. I'm pretty sure all the karate matches I saw ended without anyone wrapping his legs around the other guy's head, too.

If you like to watch wrestling, that's fine. They should stop calling it MMA and start calling it wrestling, because that's what it comes down to. Maybe the ground fighters DO dominate, but that doesn't make it fun to watch.


1) OK you're not an anime fanboy. You're a bandwagon zombie craze nutrider. That's actually worse but someone might admire your bravery for admitting it..

2) I'm 43. Get off my lawn. The Gracies introduced the UFC to a US audience in 1993. I highly doubt you were a Vale Tudo fan before that and even if you were you might have noticed that grapplers STILL dominated.

3) Back in the days when MMA was mostly style vs style boxers and kickboxers showed up and got embarrassed. The krotty guy only stayed on his feet until the grappler decided different. Even when 2 strikers fought each other it ended up on the ground because they would tangle up and trip.

I will say you don't know f*ck all about fighting Your martial arts prolly consisted of some strip mall McDojo ninja wannabe training. While you're impressing us all with your blackbelt mill credentials you might as well throw in some stories about your time in the marine "core"

If seeing a slick submission or an escape does nothing for you stick to watching Hollywood movies. Reality isn't your thing, snowflake.
 
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