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(UFC)   UFC premier debut in Boston tonight. How the hell does Sonnen keep getting headline fights ? Will he troll the crowd by wearing a Yankees cap ? Will Overroids drop Browne like an 'R' just to piss wicked hot tomorrow ? Main card on Fox Sports 1 @8pm   (ufc.com) divider line 512
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2013-08-17 11:05:08 PM  

the biggest redneck here: Hamilstan: the biggest redneck here: Odds and props don't work like that.

So what odds or prop enable you to get paid when you bet against him and he wins?

The ones that go against "OMG he's gunna knock him out in thirty sekkins." Those ones.


And that's the basis for "betting against overroid is the most consistent thing in sports betting for a while now"?

 Okey-doke.
 
2013-08-17 11:16:58 PM  
Might as well do the tally of One Bad Apple's checklist while we're waiting for the presser.  I'll assume Dana WILL drop an F-bomb, so that one will get checked preemptively.

1) Everybody post your Tapology predictions (let's see fWc steal THIS)
2) Complain about picks not updating

3) White knighting from modmins about bandwith or some shiat
4) Hey where did that post go ?
5) Seriously, how the f*ck does Sonnen keep getting booked ?
6) Crowd boos anything but standup striking
7) Old MMA vs new MMA snobbery

8) Wardrobe malfunction
9) BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
10) ARMS FOR THE ARMOIRE
11) My predictions all suck
12) My predictions are dead on
13) LAY AND PRAY
14) RING GIRLS
15) Does anyone have a link to the post fight presser

16) I can't believe ____ got an announcing job instead of Bas
17) NUTSHOT
18) Slow mo replay of nutshot from 4 different camera angles
19) Crowd cheers for nutshot replays (trust me I know my people)
20) Is this the best local talent they could find ?
21) Hernandez jersey
22) LEEVER SHOT
23) SOMEONE MAKE A .gif OF THAT
24) The biggest fight of _____'s career
25) What the fark kind of walkout music is THAT ?
26) The prelim fights were all better than the main card
27) The presser was more exciting than the main card
28) That fight in the stands was more exiting than the main card
29) Dana drops the F-bomb. Drink. (fFc is not responsible for acute cirrhosis)
30) SPINNING BACKFIST
31) SPINNING BACKFAIL
32) What the fark fight are the judges watching ?
33) Cecil Peoples is the devil
34) That fight was stopped too soon
35) That fight should have been stopped sooner

36) EYE SCREAM
37) Hork inducing replays of torture pr0n-esque attempted eye removal
38) Injury so horrific that it does NOT get a replay.

I count 19,  Dissappointing lack of nutshots and eye pokes or it would have been higher.
 
2013-08-17 11:17:50 PM  

Mike_LowELL: The Bestest: love him or hate him, Chael can cut a promo


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LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHIN' ABOUT BRAZILIAN FIGHTERS, BROTHER.  THEY'RE UNSTOPPABLE SAVAGES, MAN.  THEY'RE TRAININ' IN THE JUNGLE SOMEWHERE, LEARNING THE BRAZILIAN DEATH PINCH, AND IT'S SOMETHIN' HULK HOGAN HAS TO WATCH OUT FOR.  TWO FINGERS, MAN.  THAT'S ALL THEY NEED TO TAKE YOU DOWN.  THAT'S WHY I'M PROUD OF MY BOY, CHAEL SONNEN.  CHAEL STEPPED INTO THE RING WITH ONE OF THOSE SAVAGES, GOT HIM INTO HIS PATENTED FRONT FACELOCK, AND IT WAS ALL OVER, DUDE.  BUT IT'S TIME FOR CHAEL TO MOVE UP, MAN.  HE NEEDS TO STEP INTO THE RING HERE AT IMPACT WRESTLING, AND SHOW THE WORLD WHAT HE'S TRULY CAPABLE OF.  CHAEL SONNEN VERSUS ABYSS.  AND CHAEL SONNEN VERSUS STING, MAN.  THESE ARE THE MATCHES THAT THE REAL FIGHT FANS WANT TO SEE.  AND WE'LL MAKE IT HAPPEN, MAN.  'CAUSE WHATCHA GONNA DO, WHEN CHAEL SONNEN, AND HIS FRONT FACELOCK, RUN WILD, ON YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU???/??///?


all the internets...
 
2013-08-17 11:21:13 PM  
I see people in the audience at the ufc.com presser link.  not on youtube yet. No Dana or fighters there yet.
 
2013-08-17 11:23:31 PM  

Hamilstan: the biggest redneck here: Hamilstan: the biggest redneck here: Odds and props don't work like that.

So what odds or prop enable you to get paid when you bet against him and he wins?

The ones that go against "OMG he's gunna knock him out in thirty sekkins." Those ones.

And that's the basis for "betting against overroid is the most consistent thing in sports betting for a while now"?

 Okey-doke.


Incredibly hard to understand, I know.
 
2013-08-17 11:30:14 PM  
UFC Twitter feed:


UFC  @ufcCrazy event so we're handing out 6 bonuses! Matt Brown & Travis Browne both get KOTN, McDonald & Chael get Sub $, Pickett & McDonald FOTN
 
2013-08-17 11:37:39 PM  
presser is live
 
2013-08-17 11:38:25 PM  

the biggest redneck here: Hamilstan: the biggest redneck here: Hamilstan: the biggest redneck here: Odds and props don't work like that.

So what odds or prop enable you to get paid when you bet against him and he wins?

The ones that go against "OMG he's gunna knock him out in thirty sekkins." Those ones.

And that's the basis for "betting against overroid is the most consistent thing in sports betting for a while now"?

 Okey-doke.

Incredibly hard to understand, I know.


Oh, I understand perfectly.
 
2013-08-17 11:40:07 PM  
lol.. Dana hates the high five, hugging match
 
2013-08-17 11:40:58 PM  

psychicdeath99: UFC Twitter feed:


UFC  @ufcCrazy event so we're handing out 6 bonuses! Matt Brown & Travis Browne both get KOTN, McDonald & Chael get Sub $, Pickett & McDonald FOTN


ERRYBODY GETTIN PAID
 
2013-08-17 11:41:45 PM  
Nice. Giving out multiple kotn sotn
 
2013-08-17 11:43:37 PM  
UFC Twitter feed (right after dana reads the list...)


UFC  @ufcCorrection: 5 bonuses - Browne & Brown (Matt) get KO, Chael gets sub, and Mayday-Pickett get Fight of the Night https://twitter.com/search?q=%23UFCFightNight&src=hash" data-query-source="hashtag_click" class="twitter-hashtag pretty-link js-nav" dir="ltr" style="color: rgb(0, 132, 180); text-decoration: none;">#UFCFightNight
 
2013-08-17 11:46:23 PM  
Overeem has been getting KO'd for years.  Either he has a glass jaw, or he's been hit too many times.  Either way, his best days are behind him (especially now that he knows he's under PED scrutiny), and he isn't going to be UFC champ anytime soon.

Fun fact: Overeem has been KO'd or TKO'd by Little Nog, Fabbricio Werdum, Shogun Rua, and Chuck Liddell.
 
2013-08-17 11:47:07 PM  
Chael being Chael..
 
2013-08-17 11:49:51 PM  
MOAR BONUSES!!!
 
2013-08-17 11:51:24 PM  

Orgasmatron138: Overeem has been getting KO'd for years.  Either he has a glass jaw, or he's been hit too many times.  Either way, his best days are behind him (especially now that he knows he's under PED scrutiny), and he isn't going to be UFC champ anytime soon.

Fun fact: Overeem has been KO'd or TKO'd by Little Nog, Fabbricio Werdum, Shogun Rua, and Chuck Liddell.


Werdum submitted him. Rua ko'd him two times.
 
2013-08-17 11:51:37 PM  
Wow, what the fark was that all about?
 
2013-08-17 11:51:38 PM  
Sorry I missed it guys, I'm down in Grand Rapids for a wedding.  Looks like a good night of fights.  Sad Shogun lost, but glad Matt Brown won.
 
2013-08-17 11:51:53 PM  

libranoelrose: MOAR BONUSES!!!


I want the "watched it at home of the night" bonus.  50K
 
2013-08-17 11:53:08 PM  
Dana is fired the fark up! lol
 
2013-08-17 11:53:08 PM  
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Sorry it took me so long, congrats Klippo!
 
2013-08-17 11:53:48 PM  

libranoelrose: Wow, what the fark was that all about?


Culinary union tried to stir up trouble placing roadblocks in the way.  Things like having a hearing trying to block Chael's licence to fight in Massachusetts because of his conviction, etc.
 
2013-08-17 11:53:52 PM  
Why is Dana not biatching about the worst fight of the night? He alluded to the fact it was awful but reserved himself.. I love when Dana rips on shiat fights ..
 
2013-08-17 11:54:07 PM  

violentsalvation: Sorry it took me so long, congrats Klippo!


Lol, I'm terrible at this.
 
2013-08-17 11:54:16 PM  

psychicdeath99: libranoelrose: MOAR BONUSES!!!

I want the "watched it at home of the night" bonus.  50K


Me too. He is handing out two KOTN and SOTN bonuses!
 
2013-08-17 11:55:39 PM  

violentsalvation: [i798.photobucket.com image 575x615]
Sorry it took me so long, congrats Klippo!


Holy crap, can't belive I won, lol.  Thanks sir!

Again, sorry I missed out on most of the thread.  An old friend of mine got married tonight, and it was a 7 hour drive just to get here 15 minutes before it began.  In the hotel now.

Looks like some awesome fights happened tonight.
 
2013-08-17 11:55:59 PM  
Congrats Klippo.

I was decidedly mediocre tonight.

/Still want my 50K bonus from Dana, though.
 
2013-08-17 11:56:18 PM  
What was all that talk about the union and Sheldon Langdon?
 
2013-08-17 11:57:50 PM  

dr_blasto: violentsalvation: Sorry it took me so long, congrats Klippo!

Lol, I'm terrible at this.


psychicdeath99: Congrats Klippo.

I was decidedly mediocre tonight.

/Still want my 50K bonus from Dana, though.


Thank you sirs
 
2013-08-17 11:59:29 PM  
For me, the cherry on top would be if Overeem tests positive after the loss....
 
2013-08-18 12:00:03 AM  
LMAO

who the fark is that irish dude?
 
2013-08-18 12:00:33 AM  
And now UFC twitter feed will have to correct the correction.
 
2013-08-18 12:00:50 AM  

psychicdeath99: For me, the cherry on top would be if Overeem tests positive after the loss....


That would be incredible..
 
2013-08-18 12:01:24 AM  

psychicdeath99: libranoelrose: Wow, what the fark was that all about?

Culinary union tried to stir up trouble placing roadblocks in the way.  Things like having a hearing trying to block Chael's licence to fight in Massachusetts because of his conviction, etc.


Thanks.

Was that Sheldon Langdon?
 
2013-08-18 12:01:58 AM  

libranoelrose: LMAO

who the fark is that irish dude?


Conor McGregor.

He had a great fight, even if he acted like a Nick Diazesque douche with the taunting.
 
2013-08-18 12:03:05 AM  

libranoelrose: psychicdeath99: libranoelrose: Wow, what the fark was that all about?

Culinary union tried to stir up trouble placing roadblocks in the way.  Things like having a hearing trying to block Chael's licence to fight in Massachusetts because of his conviction, etc.

Thanks.

Was that Sheldon Langdon?


Dunno about Sheldon Langdon.  I must have missed that part.
 
2013-08-18 12:05:37 AM  
Chael is hilarious
 
2013-08-18 12:09:36 AM  
Looks like subby was most likely disappointed in the fights tonight.
 
2013-08-18 12:10:37 AM  
This guy is a character
 
2013-08-18 12:10:58 AM  

styckx: ChaelConor is hilarious

 
2013-08-18 12:11:22 AM  

Klippoklondike: violentsalvation: [i798.photobucket.com image 575x615]
Sorry it took me so long, congrats Klippo!

Holy crap, can't belive I won, lol.  Thanks sir!

Again, sorry I missed out on most of the thread.  An old friend of mine got married tonight, and it was a 7 hour drive just to get here 15 minutes before it began.  In the hotel now.

Looks like some awesome fights happened tonight.


That's why I'm getting married on a Thursday night. I hope TUF isn't on.
 
2013-08-18 12:11:42 AM  
Conor McGregor is hilarious!
 
2013-08-18 12:12:15 AM  
this is a long ass presser

dana is in a good mood
 
2013-08-18 12:12:51 AM  
When will you be coming to Cowboys Stadium?

We will NOT have an answer for you, sir!
 
2013-08-18 12:21:28 AM  
3 people died making this watch!

lmao, this guy is my new favorite fighter
 
2013-08-18 12:22:20 AM  

libranoelrose: 3 people died making this watch!

lmao, this guy is my new favorite fighter


Yup. Added him to my list of favorites as well.
 
2013-08-18 12:25:14 AM  

ZeroCorpse:


1. I HATE anime and manga, so f♥ck you and your "witty" swipe.

2. I'm in my 40s, so f♥ck you with that "kid" bullshiat. (Didn't I say I stopped watching when the Gracies were dominating UFC? What was that? 25 years ago?)

3. BOXERS seem to be fully capable of having an entire match without ending up on the ground. I never did, anyway, when I was doing it (tell me again how I don't understand any martial arts, by the way.) Kickboxers also manage to fight several rounds without grappling on the canvas. I'm pretty sure all the karate matches I saw ended without anyone wrapping his legs around the other guy's head, too.

If you like to watch wrestling, that's fine. They should stop calling it MMA and start calling it wrestling, because that's what it comes down to. Maybe the ground fighters DO dominate, but that doesn't make it fun to watch.


1) OK you're not an anime fanboy. You're a bandwagon zombie craze nutrider. That's actually worse but someone might admire your bravery for admitting it..

2) I'm 43. Get off my lawn. The Gracies introduced the UFC to a US audience in 1993. I highly doubt you were a Vale Tudo fan before that and even if you were you might have noticed that grapplers STILL dominated.

3) Back in the days when MMA was mostly style vs style boxers and kickboxers showed up and got embarrassed. The krotty guy only stayed on his feet until the grappler decided different. Even when 2 strikers fought each other it ended up on the ground because they would tangle up and trip.

I will say you don't know f*ck all about fighting Your martial arts prolly consisted of some strip mall McDojo ninja wannabe training. While you're impressing us all with your blackbelt mill credentials you might as well throw in some stories about your time in the marine "core"

If seeing a slick submission or an escape does nothing for you stick to watching Hollywood movies. Reality isn't your thing, snowflake.
 
2013-08-18 12:25:21 AM  
Uriah: "I hit him with a bunch of elbows"

$50K Understatement of the Night Bonus!
 
2013-08-18 12:25:35 AM  

noblehammer16: libranoelrose: 3 people died making this watch!

lmao, this guy is my new favorite fighter

Yup. Added him to my list of favorites as well.


That was one of the best pressers I can remember.

I wonder if one of the reporters got a Question OTN bonus?
 
2013-08-18 12:27:46 AM  

libranoelrose: noblehammer16: libranoelrose: 3 people died making this watch!

lmao, this guy is my new favorite fighter

Yup. Added him to my list of favorites as well.

That was one of the best pressers I can remember.

I wonder if one of the reporters got a Question OTN bonus?


Conor should get post-fight press conference of the night bonus.
 
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