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(UFC)   UFC premier debut in Boston tonight. How the hell does Sonnen keep getting headline fights ? Will he troll the crowd by wearing a Yankees cap ? Will Overroids drop Browne like an 'R' just to piss wicked hot tomorrow ? Main card on Fox Sports 1 @8pm   (ufc.com) divider line 512
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2013-08-17 10:36:30 PM
These depth of field changes are starting to get disorienting.
 
2013-08-17 10:37:02 PM

dr_blasto: He's sponsored by Venum instead of Bad Boy now, maybe their tightie fighties aren't as nice.


I just noticed that too.  New sponsor, new shorts...it's just weird considering RUa has worn the same damn shorts for YEARS.


Chael's looking good so far too.  He's playing it out exactly the way he needs to.
 
2013-08-17 10:37:39 PM
USA chant, smart move by Chael coming to the Octagon with Zeb Colter.
 
2013-08-17 10:38:14 PM
Chael wins via tapout
 
2013-08-17 10:38:16 PM
Holy carp
 
2013-08-17 10:38:20 PM
farkdammit!
 
2013-08-17 10:38:22 PM
Wow, Sonnen with a sick Guillotine.  Beauty submission.
 
2013-08-17 10:38:24 PM
Damn!

Sonnen handled his shiat!
 
2013-08-17 10:38:30 PM
Wow.. Who farking saw THAT coming?
 
2013-08-17 10:38:32 PM
Holy moly, Chael subbed a Brazilian.

Wow.
 
2013-08-17 10:38:36 PM
Tap tap tap

That was surprisingly early
 
2013-08-17 10:38:38 PM
Holy fark.... Chael just subbed a Brazilian. Hell has frozen over.
 
2013-08-17 10:38:39 PM
Wow. Good job Chael.
 
2013-08-17 10:38:45 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: I'll take Sonnen in a 4th round KO.


Choked his chicken.....
 
2013-08-17 10:38:54 PM
OK...who had Sonnen by sub in R1?
 
2013-08-17 10:39:08 PM
6 more months of Sonnen bullshiat.
 
2013-08-17 10:39:25 PM

dr_blasto: Holy moly, Chael subbed a Brazilian.

Wow.


Not only that he farking PULLED GUARD on a brazilian.  Maybe Shogun tapped via mental shock.
 
2013-08-17 10:39:30 PM
Nice sub.

Fark. Now he will never shut up...
 
2013-08-17 10:39:54 PM
So now it begins...
 
2013-08-17 10:40:11 PM
I apologize wholeheartedly for my lack of faith in a fellow wrestler.

As penance, I sentence myself to the next beer in the fridge, no matter how skanky.
 
2013-08-17 10:40:13 PM

NorCalLos: OK...who had Sonnen by sub in R1?


Sonnen and sonnen's mom...and that's probably about it.
 
2013-08-17 10:40:33 PM
Time for Chael to cut a promo about Brazil sucking and America ruling and whatnot, lol.
 
2013-08-17 10:41:19 PM
This should be a good post fight interview. Odds on Shogun "retiring" and coming back in 3 months?
 
2013-08-17 10:41:30 PM
Post fighter presser should be epic

Sonnen ranting
And Dana ranting about that dumb as shiat hugging fight
 
2013-08-17 10:42:07 PM
oh dammit, he's rhyming..
 
2013-08-17 10:42:36 PM
Chael borrows some lines from "Superstar" Billy Graham to describe himself and challenges Wanderlei Silva.
 
2013-08-17 10:42:42 PM
love him or hate him, Chael can cut a promo
 
2013-08-17 10:42:46 PM
He's just a dick
 
2013-08-17 10:42:49 PM

CanadianCommie: NorCalLos: OK...who had Sonnen by sub in R1?

Sonnen and sonnen's mom...and that's probably about it.


I had him by head and arm in 2.
 
2013-08-17 10:42:51 PM
What did I tell you all?
 
2013-08-17 10:42:53 PM
Hahahahahahaha!
 
2013-08-17 10:42:55 PM
Hah!
 
2013-08-17 10:42:58 PM
He is doing it again.  sigh
 
2013-08-17 10:43:01 PM
Sonnen's cutting a Wanderlei Silva trash-talking bit of course.
 
2013-08-17 10:44:00 PM
Chael via Round 1 pro-wrestler promo salad.
 
2013-08-17 10:44:33 PM
Is this guy preparing for a career in WWF?  I was waiting for him to hit Rogan in the head and take the mic.
 
2013-08-17 10:44:37 PM
And that's why Sonnen keeps getting shots.. His mouth sells tickets and he's a semi credible main event fighter still
 
2013-08-17 10:45:24 PM

oukewldave: Is this guy preparing for a career in WWF?  I was waiting for him to hit Rogan in the head and take the mic.


The threat was just as good.
 
2013-08-17 10:47:42 PM

The Bestest: libranoelrose: Is that worthy of a gif?

plskthx


i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-17 10:47:46 PM
images.wikia.com

The original man of the hour, the man with the power, too sweet to be sour, the reflection of perfect, the number one selection, the woman's pet, the man's regret, what you see is what you get, what do you don't see is better yet, etc.
 
2013-08-17 10:48:04 PM

Hamilstan: the biggest redneck here: Odds and props don't work like that.

So what odds or prop enable you to get paid when you bet against him and he wins?


The ones that go against "OMG he's gunna knock him out in thirty sekkins." Those ones.
 
2013-08-17 10:49:11 PM
Youtube post-fight presser link:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMrr1S5mQWo

I don't see a link on the UFC.com main page yet, but it should be there soon.
 
2013-08-17 10:49:56 PM
Wow.. 10 minutes till the post fighter presser.. It's usually over an hour wait for it
 
2013-08-17 10:51:55 PM

styckx: Wow.. 10 minutes till the post fighter presser.. It's usually over an hour wait for it


Although in most cases it's a wait even after the countdown timer reaches zero.
 
2013-08-17 10:52:41 PM

The Bestest: love him or hate him, Chael can cut a promo



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LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHIN' ABOUT BRAZILIAN FIGHTERS, BROTHER.  THEY'RE UNSTOPPABLE SAVAGES, MAN.  THEY'RE TRAININ' IN THE JUNGLE SOMEWHERE, LEARNING THE BRAZILIAN DEATH PINCH, AND IT'S SOMETHIN' HULK HOGAN HAS TO WATCH OUT FOR.  TWO FINGERS, MAN.  THAT'S ALL THEY NEED TO TAKE YOU DOWN.  THAT'S WHY I'M PROUD OF MY BOY, CHAEL SONNEN.  CHAEL STEPPED INTO THE RING WITH ONE OF THOSE SAVAGES, GOT HIM INTO HIS PATENTED FRONT FACELOCK, AND IT WAS ALL OVER, DUDE.  BUT IT'S TIME FOR CHAEL TO MOVE UP, MAN.  HE NEEDS TO STEP INTO THE RING HERE AT IMPACT WRESTLING, AND SHOW THE WORLD WHAT HE'S TRULY CAPABLE OF.  CHAEL SONNEN VERSUS ABYSS.  AND CHAEL SONNEN VERSUS STING, MAN.  THESE ARE THE MATCHES THAT THE REAL FIGHT FANS WANT TO SEE.  AND WE'LL MAKE IT HAPPEN, MAN.  'CAUSE WHATCHA GONNA DO, WHEN CHAEL SONNEN, AND HIS FRONT FACELOCK, RUN WILD, ON YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU???/??///?
 
2013-08-17 10:55:05 PM

psychicdeath99: styckx: Wow.. 10 minutes till the post fighter presser.. It's usually over an hour wait for it

Although in most cases it's a wait even after the countdown timer reaches zero.


True.. I'm just used to seeing a 45 minute count down.. Not 10 minutes..
 
2013-08-17 10:57:21 PM
Bitey the Siamese cat here, giving an update on the horrible schlock that Agarista has just drunk.  It claims to be peachy, but smells and tastes like a clownish hooker's butthole after a night of rough sodomy.  Double unfortunately, it is made by DogHead.  Never ever drink this.  It is a liquid headache.  With peach farts.
 
2013-08-17 11:00:24 PM

Agarista: Bitey the Siamese cat here, giving an update on the horrible schlock that Agarista has just drunk.  It claims to be peachy, but smells and tastes like a clownish hooker's butthole after a night of rough sodomy.  Double unfortunately, it is made by DogHead.  Never ever drink this.  It is a liquid headache.  With peach farts.


Sonnen, is that you?
 
2013-08-17 11:00:37 PM
 
2013-08-17 11:04:40 PM

Testiclaw: Agarista: Bitey the Siamese cat here, giving an update on the horrible schlock that Agarista has just drunk.  It claims to be peachy, but smells and tastes like a clownish hooker's butthole after a night of rough sodomy.  Double unfortunately, it is made by DogHead.  Never ever drink this.  It is a liquid headache.  With peach farts.

Sonnen, is that you?


If some dude had drunk this much - weight class be damned - he would not be fighting, much less posting to random Internet sites
 
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