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(Fox Sports)   Tim Tebow went 1-7 last night, for -1 passing yards, and a 0.0 QB Rating. Technically, this means we all had more passing yards than Tim did, and we didn't even play last night   (msn.foxsports.com) divider line 24
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1242 clicks; posted to Sports » on 17 Aug 2013 at 4:37 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-08-17 05:13:49 PM  
3 votes:

teto85: Timmy will be lucky to make it as #3 clipboard holder.


That's my dream job you're talking about there. Get paid a lot of money to work out, watch football, never get hit, and no one expects you to be good at your job. I can hand the ball off to a running back as well as the next guy!
2013-08-17 05:59:20 PM  
2 votes:

poisonedpawn78: And yet tebow still has more money than all of you. probably combined too. And since money is the scoreboard of life .. guess whos winning ?


Warren Buffett also has more money than me and the rest of us probably combined. Want him taking snaps under center for your favorite team?
2013-08-17 05:46:27 PM  
2 votes:

Harv72b: It's gonna be so hilarious when Brady breaks his vagina, and Tim Tebow leads the Patriots back to the Super Bowl while averaging 12 passing yards/game.


I swear. If Tebow ever wins the Super Bowl, as the starting QB, I will just kill myself. Those are 3-4 months I do not want to live through.
2013-08-17 05:33:52 PM  
2 votes:

traxan: He ran for 30 yards, threw for -1.

FFS Bill, make him a fullback already.


The thing here is that in the Patriots offense, he could play just about any position and do whatever he's best at.  The key is convincing  Tebow he can, and that is obviously the part that's taking time.  And the problem is, given how the offseason went, they need him to get it now.
2013-08-17 05:30:00 PM  
2 votes:

traxan: He ran for 30 yards, threw for -1.

FFS Bill, make him a fullback already.


They have to keep the illusion up that he might be a Quarterback or he will pray his way out of town
2013-08-17 05:17:06 PM  
2 votes:
> Tebow
2013-08-18 06:09:56 PM  
1 votes:

elguerodiablo: FriarReb98: traxan: He ran for 30 yards, threw for -1.

FFS Bill, make him a fullback already.

The thing here is that in the Patriots offense, he could play just about any position and do whatever he's best at.  The key is convincing  Tebow he can, and that is obviously the part that's taking time.  And the problem is, given how the offseason went, they need him to get it now.

uh no

TebowCatch.gif


And how much of that is because he spends 99% of his time thinking he should be the quarterback?
2013-08-18 02:50:16 AM  
1 votes:

Piizzadude: bel4sucks: GreatGlavinsGhost: Piizzadude: GreatGlavinsGhost: smerfnablin: Cowboys have turned the ball over 5 times in 1 half

Orton has thrown 3 interceptions in the 2nd quarter alone

And The Orton Faithful are demanding Jones fire Romo and start Kyle to "give him a chance".

Orton Faithful? There is such a thing?

It seems possible with the way people are comparing Orton & Saint Tebow.

Change your tampon you whiny little biatch.  When you've posted 15% of this thread's content about a subject you don't like, it might be time to get a hobby.  And if you've done it more than a few times (you have), maybe it's just time for you to shut the fark up.

lol wut? If you dislike my posts, please feel free to use the ignore function.


You forgot to switch alts there GreatGlavinsGhost
2013-08-18 12:38:02 AM  
1 votes:
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2013-08-17 10:04:23 PM  
1 votes:
this was against the tampa backups, too. Tampa backups.
2013-08-17 08:06:12 PM  
1 votes:

natural316: IAmRight: Piizzadude: teto8

No, it matters because he put up those nightmare numbers against a 3rd team defense where most, if not all, of those guys will be on the practice squad or working drive thru come week 1


Those things do no matter to the Teblows.

/Wobble, but never fall
2013-08-17 07:51:31 PM  
1 votes:

IAmRight: Piizzadude: teto85: Lifeless: That's two more than Kaepernick.

Timmy is fighting to be #1 backup on the Pats.  The guy on the 49ers fighting to be #1 backup went 6 - 9 72 yards and 1 touchdown and ran for about 25 in several scrambles.  Timmy will be lucky to make it as #3 clipboard holder.  Good thing he has that college degree to fall back on.

So I still have a shot. I am doing better....

So Timmy should be starter for the 49ers then? I mean, he threw for more yardage in a random meaningless game.

Oh wait, things matter when it's in line with what we want to believe. They don't matter when we disagree with them.


No he shouldnt be playing QB
2013-08-17 07:10:27 PM  
1 votes:

poisonedpawn78: And yet tebow still has more money than all of you. probably combined too. And since money is the scoreboard of life .. guess whos winning ?


Football is a meritocracy. That means to rule football you must be good at...football. Capitalism is not a meritocracy either. If it was, engineers would make more money than CEOs.

tl;dr Your bank account doesn't define you.
2013-08-17 06:34:59 PM  
1 votes:

GreatGlavinsGhost: Piizzadude: GreatGlavinsGhost: smerfnablin: Cowboys have turned the ball over 5 times in 1 half

Orton has thrown 3 interceptions in the 2nd quarter alone

And The Orton Faithful are demanding Jones fire Romo and start Kyle to "give him a chance".

Orton Faithful? There is such a thing?

It seems possible with the way people are comparing Orton & Saint Tebow.


Change your tampon you whiny little biatch.  When you've posted 15% of this thread's content about a subject you don't like, it might be time to get a hobby.  And if you've done it more than a few times (you have), maybe it's just time for you to shut the fark up.
2013-08-17 06:31:47 PM  
1 votes:

poisonedpawn78: And yet tebow still has more money than all of you. probably combined too. And since money is the scoreboard of life .. guess whos winning ?


Other people "winning" the game of life according to poisonedpawn
Aaron Hernandez
Bernie Madoff
Jessie Jackson Jr.
Leona Helmsley
John Gotti Jr.
Whitey Bulger
2013-08-17 06:28:24 PM  
1 votes:
Anyone else notice Brady and Hoodie sharing a laugh as they left the field last night?

Hmm. Wonder what they were yukking it up about...
2013-08-17 06:27:15 PM  
1 votes:
I can hate on Tebow and Romo with the best of them, I just cannot fathom Orton faithful. I am sitting here contemplating it and not coming up with anything except that he has been to a Super Bowl.
2013-08-17 05:34:32 PM  
1 votes:
Here in Denver we STILL see butthurt Tebow fans on a few comment boards and how Elway "unfairly dumped him" and "he should have been given a chance."
2013-08-17 05:27:22 PM  
1 votes:
He ran for 30 yards, threw for -1.

FFS Bill, make him a fullback already.
2013-08-17 05:08:52 PM  
1 votes:

GreatGlavinsGhost: teto85: Lifeless: That's two more than Kaepernick.

Timmy is fighting to be #1 backup on the Pats.  The guy on the 49ers fighting to be #1 backup went 6 - 9 72 yards and 1 touchdown and ran for about 25 in several scrambles.  Timmy will be lucky to make it as #3 clipboard holder.  Good thing he has that college degree to fall back on.

What degree did he get?


He graduated from the University of Florida in 2009 with a bachelor's degree in Family, Youth and Community Sciences.

So missionary
2013-08-17 04:55:05 PM  
1 votes:

Lifeless: That's two more than Kaepernick.


Timmy is fighting to be #1 backup on the Pats.  The guy on the 49ers fighting to be #1 backup went 6 - 9 72 yards and 1 touchdown and ran for about 25 in several scrambles.  Timmy will be lucky to make it as #3 clipboard holder.  Good thing he has that college degree to fall back on.
2013-08-17 04:43:33 PM  
1 votes:
That's two more than Kaepernick.
2013-08-17 04:41:56 PM  
1 votes:
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2013-08-17 04:07:02 PM  
1 votes:
He's playing bradys tight end next game right? Not a euphemism.
 
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