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(Patch)   Old and busted: Getting pulled over for DUI by a cop. New hotness: Getting pulled over by paramedics   (dacula.patch.com) divider line 11
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4614 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Aug 2013 at 12:20 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-08-17 12:25:45 PM
Wait a minute! Patch still exists?
 
WGJ
2013-08-17 12:33:54 PM
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Do you believe in Jesus?
Crazy lady "Yes I do."
Well, you're gonna meet him.
 
2013-08-17 12:41:20 PM
That's...ahah...interesting.
 
2013-08-17 12:46:20 PM
What a mugshot. whoof.

Driving drunk like that? And did she just rent the car? She could not have been in that shape, right? No way a rental company would let that happen. Crazy biatch should be under the jail.
 
2013-08-17 12:59:43 PM
She was released the following day on a $2,006 bond

$2006 flat?
If you're going to make it $2006 instead of just simply $2000, at least be go all the way an make it something like $2006 and 42 cents.
 
2013-08-17 01:06:15 PM
$6 fine. $2000 court costs.
 
2013-08-17 01:10:28 PM

PainfulItching: What a mugshot. whoof.

Driving drunk like that? And did she just rent the car? She could not have been in that shape, right? No way a rental company would let that happen. Crazy biatch should be under the jail.


Sounds like a manic episode. People with mania often drink, but this reeks of more than just alcohol.
 
2013-08-17 01:39:16 PM
Yesterday garbage men pull somebody over. Today, paramedics.

Curse you tax-cutting municipal and county governments!

Around here bus drivers and fire men are doing work the cops should be doing. Right wingers should not be allowed to hold public office.

But honestly, the woman sounds a bit more crazy than drunk. I bet it wasn't just alcohol she had been consuming since the airport at leas. In just this one case, maybe paramedics was the right choice.

Call her an ambulence. She's an amber lamps. Sorry. I couldn't resist. I've already used that stupid joke once today and I'm now going for the call an ambulance joke trifecta.

Stay tuned. Keep your eyes open. Avoid headlines about accidents or ambulances for the rest of the day. There're getting worse! You were warned.
 
2013-08-17 01:41:30 PM

The_Homeless_Guy: PainfulItching: What a mugshot. whoof.

Driving drunk like that? And did she just rent the car? She could not have been in that shape, right? No way a rental company would let that happen. Crazy biatch should be under the jail.

Sounds like a manic episode. People with mania often drink, but this reeks of more than just alcohol.


If she was manic then yeah probably a shiatload more than just alcohol.
 
2013-08-17 03:53:02 PM
Patch is a good example of what happens when you denude your text using sans-serif fonts.  Shiats nasty.
 
2013-08-18 05:45:16 AM

The_Homeless_Guy: PainfulItching: What a mugshot. whoof.

Driving drunk like that? And did she just rent the car? She could not have been in that shape, right? No way a rental company would let that happen. Crazy biatch should be under the jail.

Sounds like a manic episode. People with mania often drink, but this reeks of more than just alcohol.


Yep, the going to the mall to meet Jesus kinda gives it away a little, doesn't it?
 
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