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(JSOnline)   Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop bebops down to Iowa and is busted for bogarting the buds. Bloop   (jsonline.com) divider line 43
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2013-08-17 01:04:25 PM
Bill Cosby?

/link busted?
 
2013-08-17 01:04:29 PM
File not found : (
 
2013-08-17 01:04:57 PM
"File not found."
 
2013-08-17 01:06:10 PM
No Beezow Zopittybop-bop-bop bebops ditty bops for us, I guess.
 
2013-08-17 01:07:57 PM

The Flexecutioner: "File not found."


That's a short article. Much shorter than the headline.
 
2013-08-17 01:08:06 PM
Bogarting bastard smoked the link
 
2013-08-17 01:08:35 PM
wtf?
 
2013-08-17 01:09:09 PM
So a man with a bizarre name has been arrested?
 
2013-08-17 01:09:52 PM
 
2013-08-17 01:12:23 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-08-17 01:14:15 PM
According to The Gazette in Cedar Rapids, Washington County deputies stopped a turquoise minivan driven by Beezow on July 20 after the van was seen weaving between lanes. Deputies seized .60 ounces of marijuana in a Mason jar and paraphernalia from Beezow and his passenger, Zachary Marinan, of Davenport, Iowa.

really? half an oz and it's felony with an intent to distribute?

bullshiat farking law
 
2013-08-17 01:15:05 PM

Jocktopus: Working link, for now?

http://host.madison.com/wsj/news/local/crime_and_courts/beezow-doo-d oo -zopittybop-bop-bop-faces-charges-in-iowa/article_e2b7bada-c2f0-5a8c-b 2f9-8a3349950ff5.html


Well we know who's playing him in his inevitable biopic.

bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com

l3.yimg.com
 
2013-08-17 01:15:13 PM
Frank Zappa has another son?
 
2013-08-17 01:16:40 PM

TomServo24: Bill Cosby?

/link busted?


OMG! He's having a Bill Cosby stroke. Call the ambulance.
 
2013-08-17 01:17:20 PM
I thought it was David Lee Roth.
 
2013-08-17 01:18:39 PM
Beezow explained that his first name represents "the explosion of awareness of the interconnectedness of the infinite love in the universe." Doo-doo "is the struggle of our daily lives with that awareness, that with love comes chaos," and Zopittybop-bop-bop "is the outcome of that struggle, which is often ironic, especially because all life ends in death."


Now who can argue with that?
 
2013-08-17 01:19:50 PM
Hobodeluxe: really? half an oz and it's felony with an intent to distribute?

while there are bullshiat laws stating possession of X amount is a default intent to distribute, this guy could have potentially opened his mouth and admitted intent during the initial investigation.
 
2013-08-17 01:21:23 PM
In other linguistic news, I am now lobbying for "fracking" to become the new euphemism for "f*cking". We may not have "free speech" or "free thought" or any thought at all under the new corporatism, but we can still make slang and new swear words out of any word we like or care to invent.

Add "Bill Cosby" for stroke to your list, please.

And to think, I was going to go with "Froody! There's a man who knows where his towel is."

"Are you having a Bill Cosby? Should I call you an ambulance? OK. You're an ambulance."
 
2013-08-17 01:26:01 PM
ultraholland
Hobodeluxe: really? half an oz and it's felony with an intent to distribute?
while there are bullshiat laws stating possession of X amount is a default intent to distribute, this guy could have potentially opened his mouth and admitted intent during the initial investigation.


This is Iowa and the police behavior is par for the course. They like to pile on charges for otherwise boring circumstances.
 
2013-08-17 01:27:10 PM

Electrify: I thought it was David Lee Roth.



Ditto.

Also, that guy should keep it simple and change his name to Jesus.
 
2013-08-17 01:27:22 PM
media.jrn.com

media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com

/Disappoint
 
2013-08-17 01:28:09 PM

Hobodeluxe: According to The Gazette in Cedar Rapids, Washington County deputies stopped a turquoise minivan driven by Beezow on July 20 after the van was seen weaving between lanes. Deputies seized .60 ounces of marijuana in a Mason jar and paraphernalia from Beezow and his passenger, Zachary Marinan, of Davenport, Iowa.

really? half an oz and it's felony with an intent to distribute?

bullshiat farking law


What is this? The 1970s?

Turquoise vans?
Mary Jane in a Mason jar?
Charged with intent to traffic for half an ounce?

I'm guessing that this is a rural county where entire houses are still decorated in 1970s and everything except the internet connections are forty years old.

Who the Hell keeps their Reefer in a Mason jar in 2013? No wonder they were charged with dealing. It's not 1876 any more. Who can afford to fill a Mason jar with pot? This is what you get for being so stupid and lazy that you grab a Mason jar instead of a teeny baggie.

Sheesh. I haven't even seen* pot since 1983 and I have more street smarts than that.

*Smelled it, of course. Seen it, no.
 
2013-08-17 01:28:46 PM
I had a homeless guy squatting in my barn a few years ago.

His legal name was "T.W. AveryLuke210ZING!GivingAllGloryToGOD"

When I got an order throwing him out, it wouldn't fit on the electronic system the court used to print out its orders.
 
2013-08-17 01:29:05 PM

The_Sponge: Electrify: I thought it was David Lee Roth.


Ditto.

Also, that guy should keep it simple and change his name to Jesus.


Guy probably doesn't watch soap operas - so he's forced to complicate his own life unecessarily.
 
2013-08-17 01:29:39 PM
I hate turquoise. I had a turquoise refrigerator in my apartment once. It was nearly as old as I am. I was installed with the building. Anybody fool enough to drive a turquoise van is just asking for life on the chain gang.
 
2013-08-17 01:30:32 PM
Sorry. "It was installed with the building." Not me.
 
2013-08-17 01:31:14 PM
brantgoose
What is this? The 1970s?
Turquoise vans?
Mary Jane in a Mason jar?
Charged with intent to traffic for half an ounce?
I'm guessing that this is a rural county where entire houses are still decorated in 1970s and everything except the internet connections are forty years old.
Who the Hell keeps their Reefer in a Mason jar in 2013? No wonder they were charged with dealing. It's not 1876 any more. Who can afford to fill a Mason jar with pot? This is what you get for being so stupid and lazy that you grab a Mason jar instead of a teeny baggie.
Sheesh. I haven't even seen* pot since 1983 and I have more street smarts than that.
*Smelled it, of course. Seen it, no.


The 1970's, that is offensive. It is more like 1985 there.
 
2013-08-17 01:32:08 PM
America, where the name Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop is perfectly legal, but Messiah isn't, because God done made the Earth n' 'Murica, Y'all.
 
2013-08-17 01:34:54 PM

brantgoose: What is this? The 1970s?

Turquoise vans?
Mary Jane in a Mason jar?
Charged with intent to traffic for half an ounce?

I'm guessing that this is a rural county where entire houses are still decorated in 1970s and everything except the internet connections are forty years old.


That's life in Iowa... if you can that living.
 
Zel
2013-08-17 01:41:01 PM
Mason jars are more crush proof, more scent proof, and hold humidity in better than baggies. You dont have to fill it all the way to get those benefits; it's just a reusable container.
 
2013-08-17 01:55:51 PM
images2.wikia.nocookie.net

/Now playing in your head.
 
2013-08-17 01:55:54 PM

Zel: You dont have to fill it all the way to get those benefits;


You don't have to, but you might as well.
 
2013-08-17 01:56:54 PM
His middle name is Doo-Doo. Whatever he says it means, it means shiat.
 
2013-08-17 01:57:27 PM

ultraholland: Hobodeluxe: really? half an oz and it's felony with an intent to distribute?

while there are bullshiat laws stating possession of X amount is a default intent to distribute, this guy could have potentially opened his mouth and admitted intent during the initial investigation.


right. *eyeroll*
 
2013-08-17 02:06:36 PM
 
2013-08-17 02:09:25 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-17 02:25:13 PM

Hobodeluxe: really? half an oz and it's felony with an intent to distribute?

bullshiat farking law


No kidding, that amount lasts me two weeks if I don't share. Locking someone up for five years for $80 worth of weed (well, I am Canadian, it's likely more south of the border) is a colossal waste of taxpayer money. Poor Zippity Doo-Dah.
 
2013-08-17 02:37:54 PM
KIDS THESE DAYS DON'T KNOW WHAT THE JAZZ IS ALL ABOUT!
 
2013-08-17 02:40:04 PM

brantgoose: Hobodeluxe: According to The Gazette in Cedar Rapids, Washington County deputies stopped a turquoise minivan driven by Beezow on July 20 after the van was seen weaving between lanes. Deputies seized .60 ounces of marijuana in a Mason jar and paraphernalia from Beezow and his passenger, Zachary Marinan, of Davenport, Iowa.

really? half an oz and it's felony with an intent to distribute?

bullshiat farking law

What is this? The 1970s?

Turquoise vans?
Mary Jane in a Mason jar?
Charged with intent to traffic for half an ounce?

I'm guessing that this is a rural county where entire houses are still decorated in 1970s and everything except the internet connections are forty years old.

Who the Hell keeps their Reefer in a Mason jar in 2013? No wonder they were charged with dealing. It's not 1876 any more. Who can afford to fill a Mason jar with pot? This is what you get for being so stupid and lazy that you grab a Mason jar instead of a teeny baggie.

Sheesh. I haven't even seen* pot since 1983 and I have more street smarts than that.

*Smelled it, of course. Seen it, no.


If you left the bud i smoke in a baggie, they'd smell it from half a block away. Pretty sure Mr. Skippitybop had the same issue.

Im living in Iowa, ive seen cops scrape crumbs out of the floorboards and hand out possession charges...
 
2013-08-17 03:14:17 PM
www.iconic-culture.com

Wanted for questioning.
 
2013-08-17 04:04:25 PM

Hobodeluxe: According to The Gazette in Cedar Rapids, Washington County deputies stopped a turquoise minivan driven by Beezow on July 20 after the van was seen weaving between lanes. Deputies seized .60 ounces of marijuana in a Mason jar and paraphernalia from Beezow and his passenger, Zachary Marinan, of Davenport, Iowa.

really? half an oz and it's felony with an intent to distribute?

bullshiat farking law


FTA: "Beezow is scheduled for trial Sept. 17 on the felony charge, which carries penalties of up to five years in prison and a $7,500 fine."

And In Other News: "Former City of Buffalo parking meter mechanic James Bagarozzo was handed a 2 1/2 year prison term for stealing $210,000 in quarters from the meters he was supposed to be repairing."
 
2013-08-17 04:51:46 PM

Enemabag Jones: This is Iowa and the police behavior is par for the course. They like to pile on charges for otherwise boring circumstances.


FTFY
 
2013-08-17 06:36:40 PM

Electrify: I thought it was David Lee Roth.


Ummala-baybala-zeebala-hoobala-ummala-baybala-zeebala-bop?
 
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