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2013-08-17 11:38:21 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-17 12:02:01 PM  
Sure, it's just more likely to be fatal when you're dealing with an asshole with a car.
 
2013-08-17 12:11:58 PM  
WTF is an "unmarked crosswalk"? If there's no markings, it can't be a crosswalk.

I assume they mean an intersection with no pretty paint lines for pedestrians. Peds have the right of way (but should always, ALWAYS respect the physics of the situation).
 
2013-08-17 12:13:28 PM  
Just more so when they're on bikes
 
2013-08-17 12:15:10 PM  

Jument: WTF is an "unmarked crosswalk"? If there's no markings, it can't be a crosswalk.

I assume they mean an intersection with no pretty paint lines for pedestrians. Peds have the right of way (but should always, ALWAYS respect the physics of the situation).


Most states define crosswalks as whenever the sidewalk leads to the street. The pretty lines are really just to make it obvious for drivers that "hey people are going to be walking here"
 
2013-08-17 12:16:23 PM  
ugh, this is an everyday nightmare here in Austin.

It's like a on-going "war" between the bike riders and cars. Both are wrong, but they are too busy pointing fingers at each other to settle it.
 
2013-08-17 12:16:40 PM  
But I always thought that if you drove a BMW, you always had the right of way?
 
2013-08-17 12:16:40 PM  
The whole city of Milwaulkee is about the size of a football field.  How can they have so many problems?
 
2013-08-17 12:16:50 PM  
I've been thinking about putting my GoPro on my bike and filming my commute. After about a week or two I could probably splice together some Youtube videos of "What not to do as a pedestrian" What not to do as a driver" and "What not to do as a cyclist" Of course, there will be yakkity sax.

Car, bike, feet... we're all assholes.
 
2013-08-17 12:16:52 PM  
That's nothin'! I once saw a guy be an asshole while sitting on a couch!
 
2013-08-17 12:18:16 PM  

cheezitmojo: That's nothin'! I once saw a guy be an asshole while sitting on a couch!


You know my Pop too huh?
 
2013-08-17 12:20:21 PM  
but the biggest asshole are on rollerblades
 
2013-08-17 12:21:26 PM  

ultraholland: but the biggest asshole are on rollerblades


Segways.
 
2013-08-17 12:22:05 PM  
hmm, there's a crosswalk 30 feet away at that intersection but I'd rather cross... RIGHT HERE!  HAHA!  Don't hit me or I get to sue you! AHAHAHA!
 
2013-08-17 12:25:14 PM  
And it's a great way to stay in shape.
 
2013-08-17 12:26:40 PM  
Gainesville is full of aloof bicycle riders that make left turns across traffic, don't stop at stop signs or red lights, weave in and out of traffic, etc. And if you think that's bad, you should see what the people in motor vehicles do. Motorcycleists are by far the most well behaved, courtesy riders.
 
2013-08-17 12:30:29 PM  

thecpt: Just more so when they're on bikes


Cyclists are just assholes who move a faster than a pedestrian yet lack the protection of a steel cage.  None of it matters when you get shot for being an asshole.
 
2013-08-17 12:30:40 PM  

noitsnot: The whole city of Milwaulkee is about the size of a football field.  How can they have so many problems?


Because every jackoff takes advantage of pedestrian right of way and crosses on red or i the middle of streets like Water and Wisconsin downtown.  Mostly it's drunks and Marquette people that seem to do this.  It's almost as bad as bicyclist around the Capitol square in Madison.

/Lock and load on the lot of them...
 
2013-08-17 12:33:09 PM  
...but mainly riding bikes.
 
2013-08-17 12:35:29 PM  

Ken VeryBigLiar: Mostly it's drunks and Marquette people that seem to do this.



...but you repeat yourself
 
2013-08-17 12:35:30 PM  

crotchgrabber: ultraholland: but the biggest asshole are on rollerblades

Segways.


Segway riders, rollerbladers, pedestrians, cyclists and motorists.  Know what they all have in common?  People.  People are assholes.

...but mainly Fade2black:
 
2013-08-17 12:39:51 PM  
This just in: People are assholes whether they're driving, walking or riding bikes
 
2013-08-17 12:42:40 PM  
[...] while in an unmarked crosswalk.

Around here we just call that space 'road'. And crossing in the 'road' where there is no crosswalk is considered jaywalking (unless in an area with specific signage that gives pedestrians right of way regardless of road markings (or lack thereof)).

/any one remember Cross At The Green Not Inbetween
//or am I just that farking old?
///don't answer that
 
2013-08-17 12:43:08 PM  

phaseolus: Ken VeryBigLiar: Mostly it's drunks and Marquette people that seem to do this.


...but you repeat yourself


Touche, although the UW-M punks and the MSOE dipshiates are also a pain in the arse.
 
2013-08-17 12:43:46 PM  

cig-mkr: But I always thought that if you drove a BMW Suburbans/Yukon XL's/Escalades, you always had the right of way?



/Fixed
//never met a Suburban driver I liked
 
2013-08-17 12:46:10 PM  
DubyaHater:
//never met a Suburban driver I liked

Suburbans are street-legal Hoverounds.
 
2013-08-17 12:47:59 PM  
i1280.photobucket.com
Got here late, everyone is driving like assholes today.
 
2013-08-17 12:48:36 PM  

mafiageek1980: ugh, this is an everyday nightmare here in Austin.

It's like a on-going "war" between the bike riders and cars. Both are wrong, but they are too busy pointing fingers at each other to settle it.


In my experience, pretty much every city in America is like that. As the headline says, people are assholes. Doesn't matter what mode of transport, still assholes.
 
2013-08-17 12:53:24 PM  

DigitalCoffee: [...] while in an unmarked crosswalk.

Around here we just call that space 'road'. And crossing in the 'road' where there is no crosswalk is considered jaywalking (unless in an area with specific signage that gives pedestrians right of way regardless of road markings (or lack thereof)).


Maybe not.  Your profile says Florida, so what's an unmarked crosswalk for you?
http://www.jimdodsonlaw.com/faqs/what-constitutes-an-unmarked-crossw al k-in-florida-.cfm

And what's jaywalking?
http://www.lawteam.com/faq/car-accident/is-jaywalking-illegal-in-flo ri da/

It's a bit more nuanced than "marked or the pedestrian is screwed".
 
2013-08-17 12:59:19 PM  
When I'm drivong I hate pedestrians. When I'm walking I hate motorists, but no matter what I hate cyclists.

-I don't remember who

Ever notice scooter riders and motorcyclists don't pull the stupid shiat bike riders do?
 
2013-08-17 01:01:35 PM  
This is why I always drive at 100mph no matter what.

/Why yes I have a cowcatcher
 
2013-08-17 01:05:13 PM  
A couple of weeks ago one of the local cyclists learned his lesson the hard way.

I was legally crossing the street with the signal in the middle of a crowd of about 20 people when a cyclist decided to blow the red light.  I guess he was used to people in crosswalks getting out of his way.  Most everyone did.  Except for me.

I should mention that I'm enormous.  In situations like this physics usually works in my favor.

He ricocheted off of me like one of those ragdoll apps and skidded across two lanes of traffic on his Urban Outfitters fake messenger bag.  If he had a laptop in there, he doesn't anymore.  I wasn't hurt at all.  I think he was mostly OK, except for butthurt and road rash.  I could hear him screaming four-letter words at me as I continued walking across the street.

I can only hope he at least starts slowing down at traffic lights now.
 
2013-08-17 01:10:36 PM  
I love it.

TFA: Milwaukee having trouble getting automobile drivers to yield to pedestrians.

Fark thread: Bbbbb but... BICYCLES!

Car drivers have the most responsibility of anyone using the roadway for being careful and paying attention, and are the worst offenders by far when it comes to willfully distracting themselves.

Put down the iPhone, pay attention, and quit whining about everyone else.
 
2013-08-17 01:13:06 PM  

reaperducer: A couple of weeks ago one of the local cyclists learned his lesson the hard way.

I was legally crossing the street with the signal in the middle of a crowd of about 20 people when a cyclist decided to blow the red light.  I guess he was used to people in crosswalks getting out of his way.  Most everyone did.  Except for me.

I should mention that I'm enormous.  In situations like this physics usually works in my favor.

He ricocheted off of me like one of those ragdoll apps and skidded across two lanes of traffic on his Urban Outfitters fake messenger bag.  If he had a laptop in there, he doesn't anymore.  I wasn't hurt at all.  I think he was mostly OK, except for butthurt and road rash.  I could hear him screaming four-letter words at me as I continued walking across the street.

I can only hope he at least starts slowing down at traffic lights now.


That didn't happen.
 
2013-08-17 01:18:49 PM  

reaperducer: A couple of weeks ago one of the local cyclists learned his lesson the hard way.

I was legally crossing the street with the signal in the middle of a crowd of about 20 people when a cyclist decided to blow the red light.  I guess he was used to people in crosswalks getting out of his way.  Most everyone did.  Except for me.

I should mention that I'm enormous.  In situations like this physics usually works in my favor.

He ricocheted off of me like one of those ragdoll apps and skidded across two lanes of traffic on his Urban Outfitters fake messenger bag.  If he had a laptop in there, he doesn't anymore.  I wasn't hurt at all.  I think he was mostly OK, except for butthurt and road rash.  I could hear him screaming four-letter words at me as I continued walking across the street.

I can only hope he at least starts slowing down at traffic lights now.


Unless you are 400-500 lbs or the cyclists was moving under 10 mph that never happened. A cyclist (blowing a red) at full speed will hit you harder than an NFL linebacker since they're moving 20-25 mph
 
2013-08-17 01:20:01 PM  
This just in: People are assholes whether they're driving, walking or riding bikes

/FTFY
 
2013-08-17 01:20:01 PM  

Fade2black: ...but mainly riding bikes.


www.kreslenyvtip.cz

PAYBACK TIME!
 
2013-08-17 01:25:09 PM  

Carth: reaperducer: A couple of weeks ago one of the local cyclists learned his lesson the hard way.

I was legally crossing the street with the signal in the middle of a crowd of about 20 people when a cyclist decided to blow the red light.  I guess he was used to people in crosswalks getting out of his way.  Most everyone did.  Except for me.

I should mention that I'm enormous.  In situations like this physics usually works in my favor.

He ricocheted off of me like one of those ragdoll apps and skidded across two lanes of traffic on his Urban Outfitters fake messenger bag.  If he had a laptop in there, he doesn't anymore.  I wasn't hurt at all.  I think he was mostly OK, except for butthurt and road rash.  I could hear him screaming four-letter words at me as I continued walking across the street.

I can only hope he at least starts slowing down at traffic lights now.

Unless you are 400-500 lbs or the cyclists was moving under 10 mph that never happened. A cyclist (blowing a red) at full speed will hit you harder than an NFL linebacker since they're moving 20-25 mph


I might have to disagree with that ... a couple of weeks ago I hit a fat lady (maybe 300 lbs) in the crosswalk where I had blown off a red light (accidentally) and I got creamed, but it was like hitting a giant marshmallow.  I went flying, and she didn't even fall over. She swatted me off like a fly, and I was doing at least 12-13mph.
 
2013-08-17 01:27:36 PM  
blacksho89:

That didn't happen.

A few dozen witnesses, a pissed off cyclist, and the city's security cameras would beg to differ with you.
 
2013-08-17 01:29:23 PM  
Carth:
Unless you are 400-500 lbs or the cyclists was moving under 10 mph that never happened. A cyclist (blowing a red) at full speed will hit you harder than an NFL linebacker since they're moving 20-25 mph

My real world experience tells me that your made-up numbers don't work.
 
2013-08-17 01:32:42 PM  
TFA: driving through crosswalks with pedestrians in them seems to be a cultural norm here. In other cities he's lived and driven in, such as cities in Europe and on the East Coast, there's more awareness of road etiquette and foot traffic. In Germany, for example, some drivers will slow down when approaching a crosswalk even if no one's in it - out of habit, he said.

Out of habit and because it's the law and taught that way during driving lessons.
One thing my driving examiner criticized after the exam was that I had only been slowing down when approaching crosswalks instead of always(!) being fully "break-ready" with the foot on the brake instead of the gas.
 
2013-08-17 01:33:09 PM  

reaperducer: Carth:
Unless you are 400-500 lbs or the cyclists was moving under 10 mph that never happened. A cyclist (blowing a red) at full speed will hit you harder than an NFL linebacker since they're moving 20-25 mph

My real world experience tells me that your made-up numbers don't work.


Sounds like a job for Mythbusters.
 
2013-08-17 01:34:04 PM  
www.rottenecards.com
 
2013-08-17 01:37:29 PM  

Ego edo infantia cattus:


I already farking hated those humorless cards, but stealing lines from scrubs confirms they are the worst.
 
2013-08-17 01:38:30 PM  
Unmovable object, iresistable force. yadda yadda
 
2013-08-17 01:42:46 PM  

reaperducer: blacksho89:

That didn't happen.

A few dozen witnesses, a pissed off cyclist, and the city's security cameras would beg to differ with you.


What's his bail set at?
 
2013-08-17 01:49:38 PM  

Carth: reaperducer: A couple of weeks ago one of the local cyclists learned his lesson the hard way.

I was legally crossing the street with the signal in the middle of a crowd of about 20 people when a cyclist decided to blow the red light.  I guess he was used to people in crosswalks getting out of his way.  Most everyone did.  Except for me.

I should mention that I'm enormous.  In situations like this physics usually works in my favor.

He ricocheted off of me like one of those ragdoll apps and skidded across two lanes of traffic on his Urban Outfitters fake messenger bag.  If he had a laptop in there, he doesn't anymore.  I wasn't hurt at all.  I think he was mostly OK, except for butthurt and road rash.  I could hear him screaming four-letter words at me as I continued walking across the street.

I can only hope he at least starts slowing down at traffic lights now.

Unless you are 400-500 lbs or the cyclists was moving under 10 mph that never happened. A cyclist (blowing a red) at full speed will hit you harder than an NFL linebacker since they're moving 20-25 mph


I caved in the door of a minivan once after someone turned in front of me.

That was hilarious.  She sped off worried that *I* would sue *her*...
 
2013-08-17 02:09:55 PM  

Jument: reaperducer: Carth:
Unless you are 400-500 lbs or the cyclists was moving under 10 mph that never happened. A cyclist (blowing a red) at full speed will hit you harder than an NFL linebacker since they're moving 20-25 mph

My real world experience tells me that your made-up numbers don't work.

Sounds like a job for Mythbusters.


The physics of Carth's claim are pretty simple, but his assumptions are wrong. On flat ground in a city carrying a bag, reasonable top speed on a bicycle is about 16mph, not 25. (25mph is second tier elite cyclist flat sprint territory.)

A 240lb linebacker running at top speed (say, 14mph) will hit with about the same KE as a 180lb cyclist at 16mph.

This is, of course assuming that a cyclist rode full speed at a crowd of people against a red-lit intersection hoping that everyone would scatter and he wouldn't get killed by cross-traffic from cars, which is the part I find unlikely.

What PROBABLY happened is that a cyclist slowed down to about 6-7 mph, and tried to pick his way through a crosswalk with people in it. Reaperducer didn't like that, so instead of moving predictably with the rest of the peds, he intentionally knocked the guy off his bike like an asshat because he's the type who would rather inconvenience himself and risk injury to "teach someone a lesson", than let someone get away with breaking a rule, even harmlessly.
 
2013-08-17 02:23:49 PM  

Z-clipped: This is, of course assuming that a cyclist rode full speed at a crowd of people against a red-lit intersection hoping that everyone would scatter and he wouldn't get killed by cross-traffic from cars, which is the part I find unlikely.


It doesn't seem unlikely to me.
 
2013-08-17 02:30:24 PM  

Krieghund: Z-clipped: This is, of course assuming that a cyclist rode full speed at a crowd of people against a red-lit intersection hoping that everyone would scatter and he wouldn't get killed by cross-traffic from cars, which is the part I find unlikely.

It doesn't seem unlikely to me.


I'm not sure what you're trying to say with that link.
 
2013-08-17 02:49:05 PM  

Zarquon's Flat Tire: When I'm drivong I hate pedestrians. When I'm walking I hate motorists, but no matter what I hate cyclists.

-I don't remember who

Ever notice scooter riders and motorcyclists don't pull the stupid shiat bike riders do?


You mean like zipping through slower traffic and changing lanes at 70mph? Noooooo...not at all!

*eyeroll*
 
2013-08-17 02:54:51 PM  

tkil: DigitalCoffee: [...] while in an unmarked crosswalk.

Around here we just call that space 'road'. And crossing in the 'road' where there is no crosswalk is considered jaywalking (unless in an area with specific signage that gives pedestrians right of way regardless of road markings (or lack thereof)).

Maybe not.  Your profile says Florida, so what's an unmarked crosswalk for you?
http://www.jimdodsonlaw.com/faqs/what-constitutes-an-unmarked-crossw al k-in-florida-.cfm

And what's jaywalking?
http://www.lawteam.com/faq/car-accident/is-jaywalking-illegal-in-flo ri da/

It's a bit more nuanced than "marked or the pedestrian is screwed".


I believe in Florida every intersection is technically bounded by crosswalks, whether marked or not, and whether the sidewalk is paved or not.

http://iyield4peds.org/2012/06/surprising-aspects-of-florida-pedestri a n-laws/

Sorry no linky
 
2013-08-17 03:04:33 PM  

offmymeds: Zarquon's Flat Tire: When I'm drivong I hate pedestrians. When I'm walking I hate motorists, but no matter what I hate cyclists.

-I don't remember who

Ever notice scooter riders and motorcyclists don't pull the stupid shiat bike riders do?

You mean like zipping through slower traffic and changing lanes at 70mph? Noooooo...not at all!

*eyeroll*


To be fair, that's DIFFERENT stupid shiat. : )

But if they're not hitting your car, or holding you up, why do you care what motorcycles do? I can see getting annoyed that a bicycle is forcing you to do 15 in a 35, but every motorcycle on the road means you get where you're going sooner. Why the hate? Is it just that you're angry about not being "first"?
 
2013-08-17 03:08:03 PM  
The article is spot on. Drivers in Milwaukee rarely yield to pedestrians. And on the off chance they do, it's still dangerous because the driver behind them will speed around the stopped car through the marked crosswalk. There's one at the end of my street that I use almost daily, and I'd estimate that a second car stops maybe 5% of the time. And that's if a driver actually sees the big "Yield to pedestrians" sign that is in on the center line.

Also, drivers making a right on a red light usually don't come to a full stop and only look to their left for oncoming traffic, ignoring the possibility of a pedestrian crossing from their right. I've seen an old lady in a walker get knocked over this way, and the cop across the street did nothing about it, just turned on his lights and sped off to another call.

I think quite a bit of this has to do with John "Bring me that apple, sweetie" Norquist's war on pedestrians in the 90's.

Ken VeryBigLiar: Because every jackoff takes advantage of pedestrian right of way and crosses on red or i the middle of streets like Water and Wisconsin downtown.


It's actually safer to cross in the middle of the street, if there's no traffic, because of what I mentioned above. And since the jaywalking law in Milwaukee only applies to crossing w/in 100 feet of a red light at a crosswalk, it's perfectly legal.
 
2013-08-17 03:15:16 PM  

Burn_The_Plows: It's actually safer to cross in the middle of the street, if there's no traffic, because of what I mentioned above. And since the jaywalking law in Milwaukee only applies to crossing w/in 100 feet of a red light at a crosswalk, it's perfectly legal.


So even when some numb nut comes running out McGillycuddy's at bar time and goes on a dead sprint across Water because "ZOMG hotdog cart!!!!!" or the Marquette people decide that any random spot on W Wisconsin is totally cool to cross while they're moving at a glacial pace and texting while they walk across the street?

/Color me skeptical
//Lived on W Wisconsin too long to objective however...
 
2013-08-17 03:19:13 PM  

Z-clipped: The physics of Carth's claim are pretty simple, but his assumptions are wrong. On flat ground in a city carrying a bag, reasonable top speed on a bicycle is about 16mph, not 25. (25mph is second tier elite cyclist flat sprint territory.)


Uh.. .bullshiat. 25mph is not hard to do at all.

/amateur cyclist
//about a dozen or so century rides
///can easily maintain 28mph on the flats for a dozen miles or so
////slash-o-matic
 
2013-08-17 03:35:16 PM  

Z-clipped: offmymeds: Zarquon's Flat Tire: When I'm drivong I hate pedestrians. When I'm walking I hate motorists, but no matter what I hate cyclists.

-I don't remember who

Ever notice scooter riders and motorcyclists don't pull the stupid shiat bike riders do?

You mean like zipping through slower traffic and changing lanes at 70mph? Noooooo...not at all!

*eyeroll*

To be fair, that's DIFFERENT stupid shiat. : )

But if they're not hitting your car, or holding you up, why do you care what motorcycles do? I can see getting annoyed that a bicycle is forcing you to do 15 in a 35, but every motorcycle on the road means you get where you're going sooner. Why the hate? Is it just that you're angry about not being "first"?


I don't have a problem with motorcyclists. Most of them are pretty good people; my neighbor for instance. But when some kid on a scooter comes blasting through rush hour traffic at 90+ mph, changing lanes and narrowly avoiding being hit by someone then I have a problem. The kid's not only putting himself in harm's way, he's also endangering the lives of people just trying to get home. How about the guy who suddenly slams on his brakes when the scooter guy suddenly appears in front of him? It's not about me being first either. I hate it when some jerk in a Dodge Ram comes barreling up behind me and staying about 3 ft. away until he can have a chance to pass. I don't have any problem with bicycle riders either. They don't create anywhere near the problems that some motorists do. Not for me at least.
 
2013-08-17 03:37:07 PM  

rikkitikkitavi: Z-clipped: The physics of Carth's claim are pretty simple, but his assumptions are wrong. On flat ground in a city carrying a bag, reasonable top speed on a bicycle is about 16mph, not 25. (25mph is second tier elite cyclist flat sprint territory.)

Uh.. .bullshiat. 25mph is not hard to do at all.

/amateur cyclist
//about a dozen or so century rides
///can easily maintain 28mph on the flats for a dozen miles or so
////slash-o-matic


On city streets, in traffic, with a messenger bag? The average cyclist isn't hitting 25.

I worked as a bike courier in a major city for years, and was pretty fit (and no, I didn't ride a fixie). Between the potholes cars and peds, and short city blocks, 15 or 16 was pushing it except for short sprints.
 
2013-08-17 04:22:35 PM  
As my grandfather used to say "Each and every one of them is a bunch of assholes"
 
2013-08-17 05:27:07 PM  

noitsnot: The whole city of Milwaulkee is about the size of a football field.  How can they have so many problems?


i believe milwaukee is just as big if not bigger than the city of boston...
 
2013-08-17 05:30:17 PM  
If more people were killed on the spot when they acted like assholes, people would make more of an effort to not be assholes and the world would be a better place.
 
2013-08-17 05:34:12 PM  
Reaperducer didn't like that, so instead of moving predictably with the rest of the peds, he intentionally knocked the guy off his bike like an asshat because he's the type who would rather inconvenience himself and risk injury to "teach someone a lesson", than let someone get away with breaking a rule, even harmlessly.

I'm that kind of person too.  I'll take a bruise and a scrape if I can knock some douche on his ass.
 
2013-08-17 05:35:52 PM  

Pick: Gainesville is full of aloof bicycle riders that make left turns across traffic, don't stop at stop signs or red lights, weave in and out of traffic, etc. And if you think that's bad, you should see what the people in motor vehicles do. Motorcycleists are by far the most well behaved, courtesy riders.


Why thank you.  We're in Denver, not Gainsville, but I would agree that most who ride motorcycles tend to be a bit more courteous than those in cars and I think that's because riders and their passengers have a heightened awareness of if I'm hit, I may die/become paralyzed/etc.  Not all, there's always a few bad, bad apples who swerve in and out of lanes or ride the line.  By and large, though, riders have to be more aware of their surroundings and play nice, otherwise, it's into the morgue with ye.  We nearly got taken out by a lady in a mini-van last year going about 15 MPH.  She wasn't paying attention and had the nerve to honk and cuss us out in the middle of a traffic circle when she was the one who should've yielded and didn't.

/passenger on motorcycle
//would like to get my own, but that's a ways in the future
 
2013-08-17 05:49:19 PM  

Z-clipped: Jument: reaperducer: Carth:
Unless you are 400-500 lbs or the cyclists was moving under 10 mph that never happened. A cyclist (blowing a red) at full speed will hit you harder than an NFL linebacker since they're moving 20-25 mph

My real world experience tells me that your made-up numbers don't work.

Sounds like a job for Mythbusters.

The physics of Carth's claim are pretty simple, but his assumptions are wrong. On flat ground in a city carrying a bag, reasonable top speed on a bicycle is about 16mph, not 25. (25mph is second tier elite cyclist flat sprint territory.)

A 240lb linebacker running at top speed (say, 14mph) will hit with about the same KE as a 180lb cyclist at 16mph.

This is, of course assuming that a cyclist rode full speed at a crowd of people against a red-lit intersection hoping that everyone would scatter and he wouldn't get killed by cross-traffic from cars, which is the part I find unlikely.

What PROBABLY happened is that a cyclist slowed down to about 6-7 mph, and tried to pick his way through a crosswalk with people in it. Reaperducer didn't like that, so instead of moving predictably with the rest of the peds, he intentionally knocked the guy off his bike like an asshat because he's the type who would rather inconvenience himself and risk injury to "teach someone a lesson", than let someone get away with breaking a rule, even harmlessly.


I'm sorry, I'm going to need to see high speed of Jamie ramming a bike into Adam.
 
2013-08-17 06:03:21 PM  

reaperducer: Carth:
Unless you are 400-500 lbs or the cyclists was moving under 10 mph that never happened. A cyclist (blowing a red) at full speed will hit you harder than an NFL linebacker since they're moving 20-25 mph

My real world experience tells me that your made-up numbers don't work.


I forget the laws of physics don't apply on fark. When a cyclist hits a pedestrian this is what normally happens. Now, if the one who hit you realized they were about to hit someone and slowed down to 4-5 mph your story is more believable. But a cyclist blowing a red and hits you full speed? Yea if all that happens is you get knocked down you're lucky: pedestrians are killed when that happens sometimes.
 
2013-08-17 07:22:39 PM  

Ken VeryBigLiar: noitsnot: The whole city of Milwaulkee is about the size of a football field.  How can they have so many problems?

Because every jackoff takes advantage of pedestrian right of way and crosses on red or i the middle of streets like Water and Wisconsin downtown.  Mostly it's drunks and Marquette people that seem to do this.  It's almost as bad as bicyclist around the Capitol square in Madison.

/Lock and load on the lot of them...


NOTHING is as bad as some bicyclists in Madison, unless it's UW students on mopeds during class change....
 
2013-08-17 07:23:16 PM  
The pedestrian first rules are quite consistent, but their enforcement is not. I lived in Michigan for several years, and pedestrians took their lives into their hands when venturing across a roadway. Now living in New Hampshire, I see drivers stopping to allow pedestrians to cross several times a day.
 
2013-08-17 07:36:43 PM  
Go ahead and tell that cyclist that they were at fault for their accident because they were dodging and weaving around traffic without even looking where they were going. NEWS FLASH: the percentage of cyclists that are dangerous assholes is equal to or greater than the percentage of drivers who dangerous are assholes.
 
2013-08-17 11:25:50 PM  
Pedestrians should try not walking in front of cars, its a bit safer.
 
2013-08-18 12:14:15 AM  

Z-clipped: Jument: reaperducer: Carth:
Unless you are 400-500 lbs or the cyclists was moving under 10 mph that never happened. A cyclist (blowing a red) at full speed will hit you harder than an NFL linebacker since they're moving 20-25 mph

My real world experience tells me that your made-up numbers don't work.

Sounds like a job for Mythbusters.

The physics of Carth's claim are pretty simple, but his assumptions are wrong. On flat ground in a city carrying a bag, reasonable top speed on a bicycle is about 16mph, not 25. (25mph is second tier elite cyclist flat sprint territory.)

A 240lb linebacker running at top speed (say, 14mph) will hit with about the same KE as a 180lb cyclist at 16mph.

This is, of course assuming that a cyclist rode full speed at a crowd of people against a red-lit intersection hoping that everyone would scatter and he wouldn't get killed by cross-traffic from cars, which is the part I find unlikely.

What PROBABLY happened is that a cyclist slowed down to about 6-7 mph, and tried to pick his way through a crosswalk with people in it. Reaperducer didn't like that, so instead of moving predictably with the rest of the peds, he intentionally knocked the guy off his bike like an asshat because he's the type who would rather inconvenience himself and risk injury to "teach someone a lesson", than let someone get away with breaking a rule, even harmlessly.


Bull Farking Shiat.  I'm a slightly chubby, a bit out of shape mid 30's guy who rides a Trek 7300 with gears and chains that have not been changed for 15,000 miles.  Yeah, the 24 speeds I used to have are now about 8 due to excessive wear.

I haven't ridden more than maybe 800 miles in the past three years.  I have absolutely no problem reaching speeds of 23mph for a mile sprint.  A light cruise of 18 mph isn't hard to achieve.  My bike is hardly elite.  It's meant for light commuting and cruising down greenbelts for recreational rides.  At my peak I've reaches speeds of 33mph on the flat.  On a commuter bike, not the bikes the speed demons ride.  That was not with a tail wind either.

A road bike doing 25mph should be considered going at a fast cruising speed.  Not a sprint, just a 10-15 mile long ride without excessive amounts of exertion.
 
2013-08-18 08:13:38 AM  
Smeggy Smurf
A road bike doing 25mph should be considered going at a fast cruising speed. Not a sprint, just a 10-15 mile long ride without excessive amounts of exertion.


As someone whose bicycle has been his main form of transportation and has done (ten) thousands of miles on a stationary bike, I'll have to return you "bull farking shiat" or question if you reached your speed in both directions (one can easily misjudge slight inclinations in what one thinks of as "flat", but they can make quite a difference).

If you were talking about 25 kph, I would agree, but not mph; at least not with a trekking/allround bike with 28" tires.

For example, the bicycle route calculator for my city uses 20kph as its default base riding speed to calculate the time you'll need (stops due to # of traffic lights etc are added later) for its suggested path. The it lists the times needed at 10,15 and 25 kph for comparison.

I'm usually riding at around 25kph (+/- 3) according to the cheap speedometer thingee on my bike.
Granted, I've gotten heavier and the bent back axle and probably also the rim of the bike I use badly needs replacing and I guess I was closer to 30 (+/- 3) 5-10 years ago, but even back then your 30kph (19mph) for those 10-15 miles would have been closer to exercise (and probably anaerob exercise at that) than a "cruising" or commuting speed - or supported by going slightly downhill.

As a matter of fact, for 3+ years my (literally!) daily exercise on the stationary bike (i.e. weight of the rider not an issue compared to riding a real bike) was about 12.5 miles at 20mph with slightly over 90 rotations per minute (*).
While I had no problem doing 2 or 3 times the distance on occasion - like, spending the entire soccer match I was watching on the bike instead of just one halftime to make up for a "missed" day - I would be soaking wet from the sweat even after my "normal" distance.
25mph is definitely not just "fast cruising speed".

(*) my, as a repair technician once called it, "boring granny bike" didn't have a higher resistance setting; sometimes I would've liked a bit more, but from riding other stationary bikes or simply hauling my fat ass over hills on the real bike, anything more than "a bit" would likely have been bad for my knees
 
2013-08-18 04:13:30 PM  

The Voice of Doom: 25mph is definitely not just "fast cruising speed".


Depends on the person. On rides of around 40-60 miles my last three average speeds on GPS data have been 24mph, 26mph and 25mph looking at gps data. High is usually upper 40s downhill lows in the high teens going up hills. My daily commute my average speed is 21mph because I take a bike path and only have to worry about one traffic light. Of course I'm riding a road bike not a cruiser, fixie or hybrid. A perfectly flat commute of 10 miles with one or two traffic lights? Yea you could average 25 mph on the right bike.
 
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