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(Daily Mail)   I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a shark balanced on its nose   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 31
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2013-08-17 08:42:11 AM
1) The "shark whisperer" is wearing chainmail. Pussy.
2) Sharks (and other fish) have a protective layer of mucus covering their skin. Touching them disrupts the mucus, which can lead to infection and even death. That's why real scuba divers keep their hands off the fauna. Idiot.
 
2013-08-17 09:25:59 AM
shark whisperer

Not to be confused with the shark tickler.

i1130.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-17 11:33:45 AM

Two Dogs Farking: 1) The "shark whisperer" is wearing chainmail. Pussy.


You never know if the shark has a taser.
 
2013-08-17 11:36:21 AM

Two Dogs Farking: 1) The "shark whisperer" is wearing chainmail. Pussy.
2) Sharks (and other fish) have a protective layer of mucus covering their skin. Touching them disrupts the mucus, which can lead to infection and even death. That's why real scuba divers keep their hands off the fauna. Idiot.


Not only that, but 15 minutes? Don't sharks die when they stop moving? Or, most sharks? I suppose that's not necessarily true for the species in question, but it makes me curious.
 
2013-08-17 11:47:59 AM
'But it's good to keep in mind that these are wild animals.'

Said Captain Obvious.
 
2013-08-17 11:54:21 AM

awalkingecho: Two Dogs Farking: 1) The "shark whisperer" is wearing chainmail. Pussy.
2) Sharks (and other fish) have a protective layer of mucus covering their skin. Touching them disrupts the mucus, which can lead to infection and even death. That's why real scuba divers keep their hands off the fauna. Idiot.

Not only that, but 15 minutes? Don't sharks die when they stop moving? Or, most sharks? I suppose that's not necessarily true for the species in question, but it makes me curious.


Myth
 
2013-08-17 11:59:52 AM
s17.postimg.org
 
2013-08-17 12:01:53 PM
That's pretty neat.
 
2013-08-17 12:03:42 PM
I wonder if he used the shark dildo on the sharks?
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-17 12:27:13 PM

Two Dogs Farking: 1) The "shark whisperer" is wearing chainmail. Pussy.
2) Sharks (and other fish) have a protective layer of mucus covering their skin. Touching them disrupts the mucus, which can lead to infection and even death. That's why real scuba divers keep their hands off the fauna. Idiot.


we keep pur hands off the fauna because most are bitey, pokey, stabby, stingy or some combination thereof. Even the non mobile ones like corals and algaes (fire coral or fire hydras) can have nasty stinging or burnination abilities
 
2013-08-17 12:28:37 PM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club:


to be fair who doesnt want a nap after a nice beej?
 
2013-08-17 12:28:56 PM

AbiNormal: I wonder if he used the shark dildo on the sharks?


You like to visit the scary side of the Internet, don'tcha?
 
2013-08-17 12:30:55 PM

AbiNormal: I wonder if he used the shark dildo on the sharks?


Ok I'm a fan of toys since I'm at the moment celibate but there is no farking way that's going near my pussy....
 
2013-08-17 12:41:25 PM

AbiNormal: I wonder if he used the shark dildo on the sharks?
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Ok you know that moment when both your asshole and your pussy snap shut in horror?

/neither did I until I saw that photo
 
2013-08-17 01:02:19 PM
mimg.ugo.com
 
2013-08-17 01:10:24 PM
Coastalgrl:
Ok I'm a fan of toys since I'm at the moment celibate but there is no farking way that's going near my pussy....

i.qkme.me
 
2013-08-17 01:48:33 PM
Isn't that a rather serious design flaw in one of God's supposed creatures? What if fish and other shark bait learn how to put sharks "under"?

I'd say that this proves 1) that there is no God and 2) evolution is dumb as half a brick.

Neat trick, though. Let's see if we (and by we, I mean Fark scuba-divers) can teach it to a seal or sea lion.

I'm just kidding. I wouldn't want to do anything to further endanger sharks.

I like sharks on the same terms I like rats:  as long as they stay away from me.

Sharks are magnificently designed killing machines (apart from the obvious flaws that make them proof that God and Nature suck) and rats are entertainng and resourceful critters. But they are dead if they invade my personal space.

I've probably eaten shark or dolphin at least once under some phoney commercial name but I wouldn't want to do it again. It's too close to cannibalism for a human to do it. They can eat each other, without help from me.
 
2013-08-17 01:59:26 PM
 
2013-08-17 02:10:33 PM

brantgoose: Sharks are magnificently designed killing machines (apart from the obvious flaws that make them proof that God and Nature suck) and rats are entertainng and resourceful critters. But they are dead if they invade my personal space.


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Just don't let one sneak up behind you...
 
2013-08-17 02:25:14 PM
That's nuthin'
 
2013-08-17 02:26:48 PM

AbiNormal: I wonder if he used the shark dildo on the sharks?
[i.imgur.com image 850x464]


What the...? I mean, where does that even...? You know what, I'm probably better off not knowing.
 
2013-08-17 04:11:19 PM

ArkAngel: awalkingecho: Two Dogs Farking: 1) The "shark whisperer" is wearing chainmail. Pussy.
2) Sharks (and other fish) have a protective layer of mucus covering their skin. Touching them disrupts the mucus, which can lead to infection and even death. That's why real scuba divers keep their hands off the fauna. Idiot.

Not only that, but 15 minutes? Don't sharks die when they stop moving? Or, most sharks? I suppose that's not necessarily true for the species in question, but it makes me curious.

Myth


Kind of. A lot of sharks can breathe while not swimming, but there are indeed some species who can't and will drown.
 
2013-08-17 04:21:33 PM

Coastalgrl: AbiNormal: I wonder if he used the shark dildo on the sharks?

Ok I'm a fan of toys since I'm at the moment celibate but there is no farking way that's going near my pussy....


How *you* doin'?
 
2013-08-17 05:49:36 PM
img.pandawhale.com
 
2013-08-17 08:20:45 PM

Sybarite: AbiNormal: I wonder if he used the shark dildo on the sharks?
[i.imgur.com image 850x464]

What the...? I mean, where does that even...? You know what, I'm probably better off not knowing.


Furries. 'Nuff said.
 
2013-08-17 08:35:55 PM

stonelotus: Cristina Zenato does it better.


And first.
 
2013-08-17 10:30:47 PM

AbiNormal: I wonder if he used the shark dildo on the sharks?


I NEED A DIAGRAM!
 
2013-08-17 10:52:38 PM

megarian: AbiNormal: I wonder if he used the shark dildo on the sharks?

I NEED A DIAGRAM!


Instructions unclear. Dick stuck in shark.
 
2013-08-17 11:01:13 PM
Wow! Came here for Malaguena Salarosa and am leaving disappointed.

Not before I post this, the song is beautiful and the video is exceptional:  333 Nina Salerosa

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Enjoy!
 
2013-08-18 11:22:03 AM

lumiere: Wow! Came here for Malaguena Salarosa and am leaving disappointed.

Not before I post this, the song is beautiful and the video is exceptional:  333 Nina Salerosa

[img41.imageshack.us image 640x353]

Enjoy!


10 hours late but hey, you posted a screencap too so there's that.
 
2013-08-18 12:59:54 PM

stonelotus: lumiere: Wow! Came here for Malaguena Salarosa and am leaving disappointed.

Not before I post this, the song is beautiful and the video is exceptional:  333 Nina Salerosa

[img41.imageshack.us image 640x353]

Enjoy!

10 hours late but hey, you posted a screencap too so there's that.


Oh wow, I had done a search before posting but it never occurred to me to look for 'Cristina Zenato'.  Thanks for being the Weeners it and apologies for my repeat post! I completely overlooked yours!
 
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