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(Daily Mail)   Moyes is already whining like SAF, Wenger has spent £80 on a wheelie bin and stale chips, and the Special One is already stirring the pot. Colour me chuffed, it's the start of the 2013/14 English Premier League season   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
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2013-08-17 11:31:37 AM  

midpoint: So, any practice Banker chips on a home win for Arsenal?


*sheepishly raises hand*

Dammit Gunners.
 
2013-08-17 11:32:09 AM  
After an hour, the MIGHTY Oxford United are up 2-0. If that holds up they'll have P3 W3 with a +6 goal difference and will be topping League Two.
 
2013-08-17 11:32:11 AM  

ADubs86: midpoint: So, any practice Banker chips on a home win for Arsenal?

*sheepishly raises hand*

Dammit Gunners.


Have you learned nothing?
 
2013-08-17 11:32:22 AM  

HaywoodJablonski: Langston: God DAMMIT

Who got sent off?


Koscielny
 
2013-08-17 11:32:42 AM  

midpoint: So, any practice Banker chips on a home win for Arsenal?


Haha I did it.  Good thing it doesn't matter.

Also Fulham make their last sub after Steklenberg goes down landing poorly on his shoulder.  Altidore almost gets on the score sheet, but the ball bounces away because of spin.
 
2013-08-17 11:33:11 AM  

Lord Jubjub: HaywoodJablonski: Langston: God DAMMIT

Who got sent off?

Koscielny


Great. My fantasy team is balls
 
2013-08-17 11:33:29 AM  
The Arsenal-Villa ref reminds me of one Brazillian league game I saw once where the ref red-carded both the offender and the guy who got fouled on two occasions. He's just as hungry to card people, he's just not as drunk as that ref.
 
2013-08-17 11:33:34 AM  

HaywoodJablonski: Langston: God DAMMIT

Who got sent off?


Kos
 
2013-08-17 11:33:39 AM  

Lord Jubjub: HaywoodJablonski: Langston: God DAMMIT

Who got sent off?

Koscielny


What a surprise.
 
2013-08-17 11:34:03 AM  

ADubs86: midpoint: So, any practice Banker chips on a home win for Arsenal?

*sheepishly raises hand*

Dammit Gunners.


WAIT! I must have drunkenly switched my banker from Arsenal to a Liverpool home win last night! SUCCESS!
 
2013-08-17 11:34:25 AM  
Guzan makes a great save!  I have him on the bench for fantasy.  Ah well.
 
2013-08-17 11:34:55 AM  

ADubs86: midpoint: So, any practice Banker chips on a home win for Arsenal?

*sheepishly raises hand*

Dammit Gunners.


You fool! What's wrong with you!?
 
2013-08-17 11:35:34 AM  
Gooooooaaaaallllll!!!!! Nolan!!!!!
 
2013-08-17 11:36:41 AM  
Torquay pulls 1 back, dammit.
 
2013-08-17 11:37:05 AM  

ADubs86: ADubs86: midpoint: So, any practice Banker chips on a home win for Arsenal?

*sheepishly raises hand*

Dammit Gunners.

WAIT! I must have drunkenly switched my banker from Arsenal to a Liverpool home win last night! SUCCESS!


Keep making drunk predictions then.
 
2013-08-17 11:38:21 AM  
This loss (if they do lose) has fark all to do with signings.

Guzan is awesome.
 
2013-08-17 11:38:35 AM  
Pinball for Arsenal.  Is Corner playing today?
 
2013-08-17 11:38:36 AM  
Guzan and Post playing well for Villa.
 
2013-08-17 11:38:37 AM  
GUZAN having a great game! USA USA USA
 
2013-08-17 11:38:50 AM  
Welp, it doesn't look like it's Arsenal's day.
 
2013-08-17 11:39:00 AM  

desertgeek: ADubs86: ADubs86: midpoint: So, any practice Banker chips on a home win for Arsenal?

*sheepishly raises hand*

Dammit Gunners.

WAIT! I must have drunkenly switched my banker from Arsenal to a Liverpool home win last night! SUCCESS!

Keep making drunk predictions then.


I use opium.
 
2013-08-17 11:39:31 AM  
I call the insurance chip, "The Arsenal chip" for a reason...
 
2013-08-17 11:39:42 AM  
And ANOTHER needless card...
 
2013-08-17 11:39:52 AM  
At this rate, you might be able to play poker with all of the cards issued in the Arsenal/Villa game
 
2013-08-17 11:40:23 AM  
I cannot explain how much my head is pounding right now. Last time I'll drink on an empty stomach for sure.
 
2013-08-17 11:40:33 AM  

Lord Jubjub: At this rate, you might be able to play poker with all of the cards issued in the Arsenal/Villa game


Who's the ref?
 
2013-08-17 11:40:47 AM  
Is the united game going to be on NBC sports? The guide doesn't say so but the guide was wrong about programming this morning.
 
2013-08-17 11:40:52 AM  
This kind of game makes me wonder why FIFA games put English refs as Normal-Lenient when carding.
 
2013-08-17 11:41:34 AM  

ADubs86: I cannot explain how much my head is pounding right now. Last time I'll drink on an empty stomach for sure.


Bullshiat
 
2013-08-17 11:41:47 AM  

ScouserDuck: Is the united game going to be on NBC sports? The guide doesn't say so but the guide was wrong about programming this morning.


NBC proper, not SN
 
2013-08-17 11:42:28 AM  

ScouserDuck: This loss (if they do lose) has fark all to do with signings.

Guzan is awesome.


And yet, Saurez's value will go up by 8 million.
 
2013-08-17 11:42:35 AM  

ScouserDuck: Is the united game going to be on NBC sports? The guide doesn't say so but the guide was wrong about programming this morning.


NBC over-the-air channel
 
2013-08-17 11:42:35 AM  

LucklessWonder: Lord Jubjub: At this rate, you might be able to play poker with all of the cards issued in the Arsenal/Villa game

Who's the ref?


Anthony Taylor, he completely farked up a game last year between West Ham and Everton.  At one point West Ham got a penalty call (a make up for an earlier shiatty call), and even the West Ham fans booed the decision.
 
2013-08-17 11:42:57 AM  

Princip's Sandwich: This kind of game makes me wonder why FIFA games put English refs as Normal-Lenient when carding.


Well to be fair, only English refs think it takes 3 yellows for a sending off...

/Farking Poll
 
2013-08-17 11:43:11 AM  

Princip's Sandwich: This kind of game makes me wonder why FIFA games put English refs as Normal-Lenient when carding.


The first few games, all the Refs are obeying the latest set of briefings and directives. They loosen up after a month or so.
 
2013-08-17 11:43:44 AM  

HaywoodJablonski: ADubs86: I cannot explain how much my head is pounding right now. Last time I'll drink on an empty stomach for sure.

Bullshiat


Okay, I'm sure I'll do it again sometime, but not in the near future.
 
2013-08-17 11:44:02 AM  

desertgeek: ScouserDuck: This loss (if they do lose) has fark all to do with signings.

Guzan is awesome.

And yet, Saurez's value will go up by 8 million.


Awesome. I'd totally let arsenal take him for 48-50 mil.
 
2013-08-17 11:44:15 AM  

ScouserDuck: Is the united game going to be on NBC sports? The guide doesn't say so but the guide was wrong about programming this morning.


My DirecTV guide has it on regular NBC.
 
2013-08-17 11:44:35 AM  
I believe that NBC will broadcast the late game every week.  Nice to see soccer make a consistent appearance to a wide audience.
 
2013-08-17 11:45:50 AM  

Lord Jubjub: I believe that NBC will broadcast the late game every week.  Nice to see soccer make a consistent appearance to a wide audience.


Well... it's still NBC.  :)
 
2013-08-17 11:46:04 AM  
LUNA!
Wenger's gonna get sacked.
 
2013-08-17 11:46:09 AM  
And Arsenal is dead.
 
2013-08-17 11:46:14 AM  
Post strikes again--INTO the net.
 
2013-08-17 11:46:57 AM  
This game is dildos
 
2013-08-17 11:47:21 AM  

SomebodyElsesShoes: LucklessWonder: Lord Jubjub: At this rate, you might be able to play poker with all of the cards issued in the Arsenal/Villa game

Who's the ref?

Anthony Taylor, he completely farked up a game last year between West Ham and Everton.  At one point West Ham got a penalty call (a make up for an earlier shiatty call), and even the West Ham fans booed the decision.


http://www.worldfootball.net/referees/eng-premier-league-2012-2013/1/

Last year he was rated 4th best (I think) he was light on yellows but tied for the lead in reds. Looks like he has the lead in both so far!
 
2013-08-17 11:47:24 AM  
5 incoming Arsenal panic buys in 3,2,1.........
 
2013-08-17 11:47:49 AM  
YESSS Villa!
 
2013-08-17 11:47:53 AM  

Langston: This game is dildos


I have a feeling you're going to be saying that a lot this year.
 
2013-08-17 11:47:58 AM  

Langston: This game is dildos


UGH~!UGH~! UGH~! UGH~! UGH~! UGH~! UGH~! UGH~! UGH~! UGH~! UGH~!

Wenger should leave...for his own sake.  If he doesn't get a decent result at Fenerbahce he should go.
 
2013-08-17 11:47:58 AM  

ADubs86: LUNA!
Wenger's gonna get sacked.


Good.jpg
 
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