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(Daily Mail)   Moyes is already whining like SAF, Wenger has spent £80 on a wheelie bin and stale chips, and the Special One is already stirring the pot. Colour me chuffed, it's the start of the 2013/14 English Premier League season   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 728
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2013-08-17 09:09:36 AM
Good to see all you farkers again for will be more of my absolute idiocy on display. Still liquored up from last night a tad bit, and time to chase it with breakfast beer with a bunch of people I know but don't know.

Best of luck to all of you, and by all of you, I mean you all can go fark yourselves. ARSENAL.

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2013-08-17 09:11:45 AM

desertgeek: Post is a bastard.


UPDATE: Sky Sports now reporting that Post is in "advanced negotiations" with Arsenal and could be a Gunner by Monday if he passes his physical.

UPDATE 2: Post has signed with Napoli for an undisclosed fee.
 
2013-08-17 09:12:11 AM
Morning people...another PL season upon us AND I FARKING LOVE IT~!

/COYG~!
 
2013-08-17 09:13:42 AM

Langston: eagles95: Greetings all....I'm new to threads...

Welcome! You can't be that new, I already have you farkied as a Manchester City fan so I've seen you post somewhere here. How do you like your new coach?


I'm cautiously optimistic.
 
2013-08-17 09:13:59 AM

dietbubba: Of course my cable company isn't listed.  ah well, I can just stream it and watch online


Which cable company are you with?
 
2013-08-17 09:14:05 AM
The goal line tech demo was kinda cool.
 
2013-08-17 09:15:43 AM

SmackLT: dietbubba: Of course my cable company isn't listed.  ah well, I can just stream it and watch online

Which cable company are you with?


Wide Open West
 
2013-08-17 09:18:30 AM
Suarez scored 35 goals the year before switching from a Dutch to English side, where he scored 11. Altidore scored 31 goals for a Dutch side last year. So the calls for 10 goals are reasonable
 
2013-08-17 09:19:00 AM

dietbubba: SmackLT: dietbubba: Of course my cable company isn't listed.  ah well, I can just stream it and watch online

Which cable company are you with?

Wide Open West


Sadly, can't watch NBCSN since you have to pay extra to get it.  Nimrods.  So streaming fine for me, so long as I see Arsenal in action.
 
2013-08-17 09:19:11 AM

SmackLT: Norfolking Chance: 'm glad we have Everton as a first game. It will take Martinez time to get his team playing his way so Everton won't be the solid unit t

I'm really interested in seeing how Hughton does as your new manager.


New?
 
2013-08-17 09:21:59 AM
Jumping in, last year we had talked about a prize for whoever had the best record in the Predictions league, but for all the talk, there wasn't any follow-through. If you guys want, I'll act as the impartial intermediary to guarantee the prize and collect the money if everybody agrees. It'll be an honor system, still, but I'll put my name on the line to make sure it happens for you guys.
 
2013-08-17 09:22:19 AM
MOTM performance by Begovic; shocked no one really put their intentions to the table to get him.
 
2013-08-17 09:24:35 AM

dietbubba: SmackLT: dietbubba: Of course my cable company isn't listed.  ah well, I can just stream it and watch online

Which cable company are you with?

Wide Open West


Damn, don't know that one, I know that Comcast had the games as a free on-demand feature.
 
2013-08-17 09:24:38 AM

Rwa2play: MOTM performance by Begovic; shocked no one really put their intentions to the table to get him.


After he gave up 4 goals to the USA for Bosnia on Wednesday, he needed a good day. But his team has hung him out to dry at times today.
 
2013-08-17 09:24:46 AM

Unfreakable: Jumping in, last year we had talked about a prize for whoever had the best record in the Predictions league, but for all the talk, there wasn't any follow-through. If you guys want, I'll act as the impartial intermediary to guarantee the prize and collect the money if everybody agrees. It'll be an honor system, still, but I'll put my name on the line to make sure it happens for you guys.


I will be a benefactor. How about a team shirt for the winner's club? Second place gets a set of steak knives.
 
2013-08-17 09:25:04 AM

SmackLT: It's kind of nice seeing Stoke players get run over for a change.

Begovic is the only reason the score isn't higher. He's having a great game.


I used to be a bit bitter that he'd picked Bosnia as his NT, but with the constant clusterfark that the CSA is, I have to admit he made the right choice....
 
2013-08-17 09:26:58 AM

Norfolking Chance: SmackLT: Norfolking Chance: 'm glad we have Everton as a first game. It will take Martinez time to get his team playing his way so Everton won't be the solid unit t

I'm really interested in seeing how Hughton does as your new manager.

New?


My mistake, don't know why I thought he was new this season.
 
2013-08-17 09:27:12 AM
I think a kit from the winning person's favorite club would be a very apt and inexpensive prize (since you can get the kits discounted towards the end of the season).  I'm down.
 
2013-08-17 09:27:23 AM

HaywoodJablonski: Unfreakable: Jumping in, last year we had talked about a prize for whoever had the best record in the Predictions league, but for all the talk, there wasn't any follow-through. If you guys want, I'll act as the impartial intermediary to guarantee the prize and collect the money if everybody agrees. It'll be an honor system, still, but I'll put my name on the line to make sure it happens for you guys.

I will be a benefactor. How about a team shirt for the winner's club? Second place gets a set of steak knives.


3rd place?
 
2013-08-17 09:28:13 AM

SmackLT: dietbubba: SmackLT: dietbubba: Of course my cable company isn't listed.  ah well, I can just stream it and watch online

Which cable company are you with?

Wide Open West

Damn, don't know that one, I know that Comcast had the games as a free on-demand feature.


All good. I've got a plenty big pipe and a nice big monitor
 
2013-08-17 09:29:03 AM
LINE-UPS -Arsenal v Aston Villa (1500 BST)

Arsenal:Szczesny, Sagna, Mertesacker, Koscielny, Gibbs, Ramsey, Rosicky, Walcott, Wilshere, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Giroud. Subs: Podolski, Cazorla, Fabianski, Sanogo, Jenkinson, Frimpong, Gnabry.

Aston Villa: Guzan, Lowton, Vlaar, Baker, Luna, El Ahmadi, Westwood, Delph, Weimann, Benteke, Agbonlahor. Subs: Okore, Clark, Bacuna, Helenius, Steer, Bowery, Tonev.

Referee:Anthony Taylor (Cheshire)


LINE-UPS -Norwich v Everton (1500 BST)
Norwich: Ruddy, Whittaker, Martin, Turner, Garrido, Elliott Bennett, Howson, Johnson, Redmond, Hoolahan, van Wolfswinkel. Subs: Bunn, Becchio, Butterfield, Olsson, Ryan Bennett, Fox, Ayala.

Everton:Howard, Coleman, Jagielka, Distin, Baines, Mirallas, Barkley, Osman, Pienaar, Fellaini, Jelavic. Subs: Robles, Heitinga, Kone, Deulofeu, Naismith, Stones, Anichebe.

Referee: Michael Oliver (Northumberland)

No mention of Fulham/Sunderland.
 
2013-08-17 09:29:21 AM

desertgeek: Rwa2play: MOTM performance by Begovic; shocked no one really put their intentions to the table to get him.

After he gave up 4 goals to the USA for Bosnia on Wednesday, he needed a good day. But his team has hung him out to dry at times today.


Speaking of which, very interested to see how Jozy does his 2nd go around in the PL.  Can't stop scoring at the moment.
 
2013-08-17 09:29:42 AM

dietbubba: HaywoodJablonski: Unfreakable: Jumping in, last year we had talked about a prize for whoever had the best record in the Predictions league, but for all the talk, there wasn't any follow-through. If you guys want, I'll act as the impartial intermediary to guarantee the prize and collect the money if everybody agrees. It'll be an honor system, still, but I'll put my name on the line to make sure it happens for you guys.

I will be a benefactor. How about a team shirt for the winner's club? Second place gets a set of steak knives.

3rd place?


You're fired
 
2013-08-17 09:30:02 AM
PENALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLTY for Stoke.
 
2013-08-17 09:30:05 AM
88th minute peno!!
 
2013-08-17 09:30:41 AM
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVED!
 
2013-08-17 09:30:49 AM
Wow, crazy good saves.
 
2013-08-17 09:30:51 AM
LIVERPOOLED
 
2013-08-17 09:30:53 AM
What a save for Mignolet~!
 
2013-08-17 09:31:04 AM
w00000000000000000000t!
 
2013-08-17 09:31:08 AM
This is why scoring the second goal is so important. . .BLOCKED!
 
2013-08-17 09:31:31 AM
Mignolet! What a stop son!
I take it back, looking good Simon.

But seriously, the fark was that attempt at a clearance Danny Agger?
 
2013-08-17 09:31:36 AM
Holy...fark...
 
2013-08-17 09:31:57 AM
Yup. Stoke'd.
 
2013-08-17 09:32:32 AM
Hello everybody!

I knew he was going that way when they showed the graphic.
 
2013-08-17 09:32:45 AM
HaywoodJablonski: I will be a benefactor. How about a team shirt for the winner's club? Second place gets a set of steak knives.

I think a team jersey from Kitbag would be good (EPL patch, team badge, but no name/number, perhaps?)
 
2013-08-17 09:32:57 AM
Ahhhhhhhhhhh God I love me the footy.   How I missed it so~!
 
2013-08-17 09:33:31 AM
agger is a clown. mignolet is nails.
 
2013-08-17 09:33:35 AM

noblehammer16: Hello everybody!

I knew he was going that way when they showed the graphic.


BT Sport eh?  With Sir Ian on commentary.  Nice.
 
2013-08-17 09:34:09 AM
'Mornin', people. Nice to see everyone here for the opening acts, before tomorrow's main event.

FOOTBALL.
 
2013-08-17 09:34:51 AM
Shows graphic where he shoots all penalty kicks and he goes that way. Unreal
 
2013-08-17 09:35:05 AM

Rwa2play: noblehammer16: Hello everybody!

I knew he was going that way when they showed the graphic.

BT Sport eh?  With Sir Ian on commentary.  Nice.


NBC Sports had a graphic of where the last 5 penos he took went.  4 in the bottom left corner, 1 in the middle.  Made 3, missed 2.
 
2013-08-17 09:35:09 AM

Rwa2play: noblehammer16: Hello everybody!

I knew he was going that way when they showed the graphic.

BT Sport eh?  With Sir Ian on commentary.  Nice.


NBCSC
 
2013-08-17 09:35:34 AM

Unfreakable: HaywoodJablonski: I will be a benefactor. How about a team shirt for the winner's club? Second place gets a set of steak knives.

I think a team jersey from Kitbag would be good (EPL patch, team badge, but no name/number, perhaps?)


I'd be down with throwing in for a prize like this
 
2013-08-17 09:36:13 AM

Stimied in a Rut: Rwa2play: noblehammer16: Hello everybody!

I knew he was going that way when they showed the graphic.

BT Sport eh?  With Sir Ian on commentary.  Nice.

NBC Sports had a graphic of where the last 5 penos he took went.  4 in the bottom left corner, 1 in the middle.  Made 3, missed 2.


*nods*  Watching the stream and getting the BT Sport coverage; Ian Darke and Michael Owen on commentary.
 
2013-08-17 09:36:16 AM
'pool top of the table
 
2013-08-17 09:36:55 AM
Liverpool 1-0 Stoke City.  Mignolet the hero; Begovic MOTM.
 
2013-08-17 09:37:01 AM
FIRST WIN! ONWARDS AND UPWARDS!
 
2013-08-17 09:37:09 AM
Walk on...waaaaalk on....
 
2013-08-17 09:37:37 AM

noblehammer16: Hello everybody!

I knew he was going that way when they showed the graphic.


Welcome back! Hey, updating my farkies for this season and I have you tagged as "West Ham?" Is that your team or am I way off?
 
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