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(Daily Mail)   "No, no, your delivery is going fine ma'am; I just need to call in a nurse to help a cyst"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 39
    More: Scary, medical ultrasonography, Northamptonshire, Birmingham Children's Hospital  
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13287 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Aug 2013 at 9:09 AM (34 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-08-17 12:21:16 AM
OK the mom has two last names, the baby has two last names but none of them coincide. WTF is up with that?
 
2013-08-17 12:38:25 AM
Forget the nurse, call in the head surgeon.
 
2013-08-17 12:40:38 AM

feckingmorons: OK the mom has two last names, the baby has two last names but none of them coincide. WTF is up with that?

Its complicated.
I would love to hear about it though.
 
2013-08-17 01:45:03 AM
Deja vu.
 
2013-08-17 04:07:24 AM
Mother (on seeing newborn): "Okay, I guess pullovers are out."
 
2013-08-17 04:15:53 AM
Ah, the "miracle" of child birth.
 
2013-08-17 09:19:20 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

"That's not funny."
 
2013-08-17 09:26:16 AM
"Excess cranial capacity is often flaccid at birth"
www.treknews.net
 
2013-08-17 09:29:37 AM

RobDownSouth: "Excess cranial capacity is often flaccid at birth"
[www.treknews.net image 160x110]

 
2013-08-17 09:31:00 AM
Everyone in that article is ugly.
 
2013-08-17 09:35:51 AM
Jesus Christ you guys I just woke up and haven't had any coffee yet.  I'm not ready for that.
 
2013-08-17 09:37:11 AM
Dear God, someone warn that mom the kid has rabies.  Look at him foaming at the mouth.
 
2013-08-17 09:40:12 AM

fredklein: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x527]

"That's not funny."


Looks a little "Unskewed" to me...
 
2013-08-17 09:44:05 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-17 09:55:09 AM
But what of her hunch?
 
2013-08-17 10:06:55 AM

feckingmorons: OK the mom has two last names, the baby has two last names but none of them coincide. WTF is up with that?


The result of a deformity conspiracy.
 
2013-08-17 10:22:52 AM
With a name like Harry Barron-Edgley the poor little bastard's going to be called Hairy Berries until he's 40.

If they were in a competent medical system she would have had a routine ultrasound and then a MRI and then a C-section rather than risk strangling him with a vaginal delivery. Having your baby's head sticking out of your vagina is the wrong damn time to find out about shiat like that. Horses get better prenatal care than that from veterinarians in America.
 
2013-08-17 10:26:28 AM
The sidebar of shame is surprisingly bereft of underage girls and indeed I didn't see a single one who was "all grown up".  The Daily Mail is certainly slipping and I suspect it's usual readership is starting to get blue balls.
 
2013-08-17 10:30:13 AM

fredklein: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x527]

"That's not funny."




My jimmies remain unrustled
 
2013-08-17 10:37:12 AM
Was it her big fat belly that prevented it from being seen on the prenatal ultrasounds?
 
2013-08-17 10:41:13 AM

Benjimin_Dover: Was it her big fat belly that prevented it from being seen on the prenatal ultrasounds?


No, the OBGYN was sh*tfaced.
 
2013-08-17 10:45:28 AM

Vaneshi: The sidebar of shame is surprisingly bereft of underage girls and indeed I didn't see a single one who was "all grown up".  The Daily Mail is certainly slipping and I suspect it's usual readership is starting to get blue balls.


Madonna's 16 y/o daughter in a bikini didn't do it fer ya?

/yeah I looked
//where should I sit for the camera to get the best shot?
///see also popthatzit.com (not a plug) if you want to see what happens to massive cysts and other fun stuff
 
2013-08-17 10:52:31 AM
'We were able to operate and I'm pleased with Harry's results. It's important when you operate to avoid the nerves that affect things like smiling..."

i.dailymail.co.uk

Um...
 
2013-08-17 10:59:55 AM
You really have to be incompent not to see that on a ultra sound. That's one of the grosses things I've seen this week
 
2013-08-17 11:11:17 AM

Benjimin_Dover: Was it her big fat belly that prevented it from being seen on the prenatal ultrasounds?


+1

Do you want normal kids? Dont be a british fatty.
 
2013-08-17 11:12:45 AM

Mid_mo_mad_man: You really have to be incompent not to see that on a ultra sound. That's one of the grosses things I've seen this week


Kid's hand could have been in the way. Or they couldn't get a really good look at the head/neck area. Not that uncommon. And unless there was a problem during the pregnancy, they could have checked her at 7 months, got a really good look at the kid's ass because he was head down toward's mom's kidneys at that moment, and if the lab tests were good, keep doing what you are doing. See you in a couple months when your water breaks.

Also, this could have started growing in the last month of pregnancy. Ever see the size of a newborn's head? A cyst can reach that size in a month easily. The body is weird. See teratomas.
 
2013-08-17 11:19:06 AM

PainfulItching: The body is weird. See teratomas.


Terry is a pretty cool guy.

ht.cdn.turner.com
 
2013-08-17 11:35:08 AM

MemeSlave: Benjimin_Dover: Was it her big fat belly that prevented it from being seen on the prenatal ultrasounds?

+1

Do you want normal kids? Dont be a british fatty.


Fark you. I'll defend any woman who is 15 weeks postpartum and probably still nursing. She should not have to be in a major rush to lose what's probably mostly baby weight. And she's not that freakin big.

Jeez.
 
2013-08-17 11:40:12 AM

Mid_mo_mad_man: You really have to be incompent not to see that on a ultra sound. That's one of the grosses things I've seen this week


Not necessarily.  It's a big sac of fluid with a thin layer of tissue over it.  A pregnancy is a big sac of fluid with various tissues floating around in it.  Especially if the ultrasound was done at twenty weeks it may have been too small to see even if you we looking for it.
 
2013-08-17 11:45:16 AM
'It was really weird at first to see him without the cyst. The cyst was part of my baby and that's how I'd carried him.

Now you'll have to fork over some money to buy one of those baby seats with a handle. Bummer.
 
2013-08-17 11:57:57 AM
Hope the people this kid knows in a few years aren't going to be aware of this, otherwise, he'll probably deal with a lot of people teasing him that he is ugly because the wrong growth from his neck was removed.

/Though that picture of Colm Meaney made me laugh.
//The kid really does look like he could be related to Chief O'Brien.
 
2013-08-17 12:23:42 PM
in one picture he looks like

biatch STOLE MY CYST!
 
2013-08-17 12:32:12 PM

PainfulItching: Madonna's 16 y/o daughter in a bikini didn't do it fer ya?


I didn't say it was totally clean just surprisingly less options than they usually are for those that need their tit-fix under the age of consent.   I'd like to think this is indicative of the Daily Mail changing its attitude towards its reporting and how others perceive it but....  well it's the Daily Mail; they probably haven't had a 14 year old girl do anything worth snapping a picture of in a few days.

/Really dislikes the DM.
 
2013-08-17 01:21:41 PM

Vaneshi: PainfulItching: Madonna's 16 y/o daughter in a bikini didn't do it fer ya?

I didn't say it was totally clean just surprisingly less options than they usually are for those that need their tit-fix under the age of consent.   I'd like to think this is indicative of the Daily Mail changing its attitude towards its reporting and how others perceive it but....  well it's the Daily Mail; they  haven't had a 14 year old girl do anything worth snapping a picture of in a few days.

/Really dislikes the DM.


Lindsey Lohan smokes while brushing her teeth?  Who does that?
 
2013-08-17 02:09:09 PM
I gave birth two weeks ago. Our son has a few big skin tags around his ear (which will be removed in about three months). Thanks for the reminder that it could be much worse.
 
2013-08-17 02:55:37 PM

semiotix: 'We were able to operate and I'm pleased with Harry's results. It's important when you operate to avoid the nerves that affect things like smiling..."

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x527]

Um...


What, that's a pretty big smile for a Brit.
 
2013-08-17 03:07:53 PM

PainfulItching: MemeSlave: Benjimin_Dover: Was it her big fat belly that prevented it from being seen on the prenatal ultrasounds?

+1

Do you want normal kids? Dont be a british fatty.

Fark you. I'll defend any woman who is 15 weeks postpartum and probably still nursing. She should not have to be in a major rush to lose what's probably mostly baby weight. And she's not that freakin big.

Jeez.


Anybody not in a rush to lose the "baby weight" after birth should avoid breast feeding.
 
2013-08-17 06:28:27 PM
It was a dislocated penis; dad was proud.
 
2013-08-17 08:01:02 PM
I had a huge lump in my cheek for a couple weeks when I was a toddler. I never found out what it was. Now my parents are dead, so I  can't ask them.


Pity
 
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