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(CF News 13)   Not that kind of poop cruise - Sewage leak closes Florida river for fishing and swimming   (cfnews13.com) divider line 14
    More: Florida, Altamonte Springs, Florida River, sewage, cruises, combined sewer, fish  
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2013-08-17 12:10:59 AM  
It's Altamonte Springs....How can you tell?
 
2013-08-17 02:01:37 AM  
All hands on the poop desk... wash your frigging hands.
 
2013-08-17 02:02:38 AM  
I meant to use the "c" letter.

Does that make me a bad person?
 
2013-08-17 02:39:00 AM  
Read that as fisting and swimming.  Still makes sense I guess.
 
2013-08-17 05:14:19 AM  
Subby, you don't need to say "sewage leak" AND "Florida," that's redundant!
 
2013-08-17 05:22:20 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: All hands on the poop desk... wash your frigging hands.


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2013-08-17 05:23:23 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: I meant to use the "c" letter.

Does that make me a bad person?


No, you perfectly described how I wish I'd left my bosses desk.
 
2013-08-17 07:04:52 AM  
Just don't get stuck up there without a paddle.
 
2013-08-17 07:53:10 AM  
Let's just hope this doesn't raise taxes and kill jobs ... you know, like ... sewage repair...
 
2013-08-17 08:11:24 AM  
you can still go fishing, but chances are you'll catch a fin less brown.
 
2013-08-17 08:53:03 AM  
Wanted for questioning...

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2013-08-17 10:47:13 AM  
Don't worry, our high tech water treatment plant will take all the poop and pee out of the water. There may, however, be a slight aftertaste.
 
2013-08-17 11:01:00 AM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: Just don't get stuck up there without a paddle.


Or you're shiat outta luck?
 
2013-08-17 07:22:43 PM  
Nice headline on a Scaturday .
 
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