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(TMZ)   Agent begs fans to "Pray for Raz-B" after the rapper was attacked with a bottle at a Chinese nightclub and fell into a coma. In other news...who?   (tmz.com) divider line 44
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2013-08-17 12:25:49 AM
Raz-A's backup... now they gotta bring in Tebow.
 
2013-08-17 12:40:27 AM
Sounds like an off-brand toothbrush company.
 
2013-08-17 01:00:30 AM
Sorry. I'm too busy praying for Omarion.
 
2013-08-17 01:34:25 AM
Popping bottles
 
2013-08-17 01:35:38 AM

Shostie: Sorry. I'm too busy praying for Omarion.


Came for the Omarian reference, leaving satisfied.
 
2013-08-17 01:39:46 AM
raz-b's condition is still developing.  and here i was getting ready to go to sleep.
 
2013-08-17 01:40:53 AM
Is coma Chinese for potted plant?
 
2013-08-17 01:42:55 AM

Shostie: Sorry. I'm too busy praying for Omarion.


I was going to make some awkwardly-worded comment about how kids spell things oddly nowadays. Yours was better.

/Pray for Omarion
//Yes I'm aware this meme is a fallacy
 
2013-08-17 01:46:41 AM
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Never Forget
 
2013-08-17 02:02:02 AM
Lick a Raz B, it tastes like a Raz B. Lick a Snozz B, it tastes like a Snozz B!
 
2013-08-17 02:10:25 AM
How are you in a coma after getting hit with a bottle?  Serious question.
 
2013-08-17 02:18:30 AM

HotWingAgenda: Sounds like an off-brand toothbrush company.


ThatGuyGreg: Raz-A's backup... now they gotta bring in Tebow.


you two should be farking ashamed of yourselves.  I had to read your two shiat comments before seeing the Omarion reference.  fark you.
 
2013-08-17 02:20:20 AM

downstairs: How are you in a coma after getting hit with a bottle?  Serious question.


Getting hit in the head with a bottle is not like in the movies. Your head will break before the bottle does.
 
2013-08-17 02:25:28 AM
So sad. I'm praying for raz b for a speedy recovery, and hope to see him doing whatever it is that he does back in a Chinese bar real soon.
 
2013-08-17 02:31:38 AM

downstairs: How are you in a coma after getting hit with a bottle?  Serious question.


Coke bottle filled with piss?
 
2013-08-17 02:38:30 AM
 
2013-08-17 02:43:29 AM
www.blog-city.info
 
2013-08-17 03:44:27 AM

downstairs: How are you in a coma after getting hit with a bottle?  Serious question.


Getting hit in the head with an empty bottle will break your skull, half full bottle, coma or worse, full bottle, better than a Louisville Slugger.

/Mythbusters
//read something besides Mega-Jugs Monthly
///why you don't fark with people in a Bar-101
 
2013-08-17 03:56:36 AM
angrywhitedude.com

/inconsolable
 
2013-08-17 05:12:21 AM
Ha, I totally forgot about B2K, holy shiat those guys sucked.
 
2013-08-17 06:44:32 AM
These cats have more street cred than Raz-B:

i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-17 07:06:07 AM
what club was he in, anyone know, so i can avoid it?
 
2013-08-17 07:08:39 AM
So we have moved on from Trayvon? I didn't get the memo.
 
2013-08-17 07:26:41 AM
Let me know if Sushi-K is going to take over his gigs.
 
2013-08-17 08:52:43 AM
In a related story, accountants are praying for Faz-B.
 
2013-08-17 09:50:14 AM
On life support for that? He should change his name to pussy b
 
2013-08-17 09:51:42 AM
Okay....if you're going to ask me to give a shiat about whomever it is that got the crap kicked out of them then you need to offer a little more than "RnB singer."  As a gigging musician that has buddies that work in entry-level studios those talentless hacks outnumber the cockroaches on some days.

Sincerely, the General Public Being Asked to Give a Shiat
 
2013-08-17 10:06:39 AM
Raz-B was coincidentally in the same group as Omarion, B2K.  Only natural we'd be asked to pray for him.
 
2013-08-17 10:15:55 AM
Is that short for "Raspberry"?  That doesn't sound very street at all.
 
2013-08-17 10:41:26 AM

Skarekrough: Okay....if you're going to ask me to give a shiat about whomever it is that got the crap kicked out of them then you need to offer a little more than "RnB singer."  As a gigging musician that has buddies that work in entry-level studios those talentless hacks outnumber the cockroaches on some days.

Sincerely, the General Public Being Asked to Give a Shiat


Read that as "giggling musician". 

/got nothing
 
2013-08-17 10:41:43 AM

Oh Fark. Just because he's young, black, and has a nickname doesn't mean he's a rapper. The first sentence of the article says:

"R&B singer Raz-B..."

t1.gstatic.com
 
2013-08-17 10:54:02 AM
Stupid club tricks.
 
2013-08-17 10:58:00 AM

boogerwolf: Skarekrough: Okay....if you're going to ask me to give a shiat about whomever it is that got the crap kicked out of them then you need to offer a little more than "RnB singer."  As a gigging musician that has buddies that work in entry-level studios those talentless hacks outnumber the cockroaches on some days.

Sincerely, the General Public Being Asked to Give a Shiat

Read that as "giggling musician". 

/got nothing


The giggling usually starts when the session begins and the first question out of Smoove-B is "Do you guys have auto-tune?"
 
2013-08-17 11:12:02 AM
They went from blues and jazz to rap and R&B. Thanks, Lincoln
 
2013-08-17 11:16:33 AM
ionehellobeautiful.files.wordpress.com

I just gotta know where I can get those sunglasses...

so I know what stores to avoid.
 
2013-08-17 11:34:06 AM
One major rule of Chinese nightclubs....

1. Don't cause a fight
2. Don't step in a fight
3. Get to a taxi the second a fight breaks out
 
2013-08-17 11:48:19 AM

usernameguy: downstairs: How are you in a coma after getting hit with a bottle?  Serious question.

Getting hit in the head with a bottle is not like in the movies. Your head will break before the bottle does.


Not always. Some asshole smashed a (full) beer bottle on the back of my head a year ago. It broke, my head didn't, luckily.
 
2013-08-17 12:09:44 PM

italie: Mayb this dude should stay away from glass?

http://gossiponthis.com/2012/07/13/raz-b-almost-died-china-after-cra sh ing-through-glass-door/


Glass and China.
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2013-08-17 01:09:44 PM
Sorry. All my prayers go to Grandmaster B.

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2013-08-17 01:25:18 PM
It must be street lingo for "Raspberry" -- We should call him Raz-B Shortcake.
 
2013-08-17 02:20:34 PM

TV's Vinnie: Sorry. All my prayers go to Grandmaster B.

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You know its pretty bad when more people know who Grandmaster B is then Raz B... in fact I have no clue who the hell he is...
 
2013-08-17 03:18:46 PM
"Who?" Is my response to pretty much every post on TMZ.
 
2013-08-17 03:53:12 PM
So I guess everyone wasn't wang-chunging tonight?
 
2013-08-17 04:32:35 PM

Brick-House: [ionehellobeautiful.files.wordpress.com image 633x355]

I just gotta know where I can get those sunglasses...

so I know what stores to avoid.


Looks to be Hand made, poorly, Like Raz-B's Elderly aunt who is into arts and crafts made them for him..
 
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