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2013-08-16 08:29:52 PM
Neither one is a chicken, that's for damn sure.
 
2013-08-16 08:30:28 PM
In before a bunch of losers on the Internet spend their Friday night making fun of someone else's tragic death.


/and don't welcome me to crap, I've probably been here longer than you
 
2013-08-16 08:30:38 PM
Bet it ends up being murder suicide. :(
 
2013-08-16 08:32:24 PM

Lady Indica: Bet it ends up being murder suicide. :(


I was gonna say , "thats crazy", then saw the pick and how young they were and how they were fighting all the time and right before the accident, and totally can see them playing chicken and both loosing.

/and
 
2013-08-16 08:33:57 PM

organizmx: In before a bunch of losers on the Internet spend their Friday night making fun of someone else's tragic death.


/and don't welcome me to crap, I've probably been here longer than you


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2013-08-16 08:34:42 PM

Lady Indica: Bet it ends up being murder suicide. :(


That's my thought too... Or it could be murder/suicide and they just rule it as an accident.
 
2013-08-16 08:35:24 PM
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2013-08-16 08:35:40 PM
The herd has been thinned.
 
2013-08-16 08:35:44 PM
Where will the survivors be buried?
 
2013-08-16 08:36:29 PM
I have the dubious distinction when I was a teenager of totaling one of my mother's cars by running into my mother while she was driving her other car. We still argue about who has at fault to this day.
 
2013-08-16 08:36:45 PM
Can we get a Darwin tag
 
2013-08-16 08:37:59 PM

organizmx: In before a bunch of losers on the Internet spend their Friday night making fun of someone else's tragic death.


/and don't welcome me to crap, I've probably been here longer than you


Tough. Two morons, neither wearing safety gear, not even a helmet, clearly travelling at unsafe speeds in backcountry, collide nearly head-on and kill each other? That's not tragic - that's friggin' inevitable; natural selection in action.

The tragedy is that other folks look at the inevitable outcome of avoidable actions and claim that it's a "tragedy."
 
2013-08-16 08:38:38 PM
They both finally got the head they wanted but were afraid to ask for, at least.
 
2013-08-16 08:39:09 PM
I prefer the European way of suicide.
Usually an old couple. Get out on the highway. No center barrier. And a head on with a transport truck(not a fuel tanker). Then wave at the driver(who does not get hurt) as you are milliseconds from being dead.

/Washington State has had a couple as well.
//Prohibitionist people really hate it when people kill themselves, whether by doctor or the highway car compactor.
 
2013-08-16 08:39:39 PM

organizmx: tragic death


That's an awfully funny way to spell "foreseeable results of stupid behavior".
 
2013-08-16 08:39:44 PM

Cuyose: I was gonna say , "thats crazy", then saw the pick and how young they were and how they were fighting all the time and right before the accident, and totally can see them playing chicken and both loosing.


FTFA: "Family photo - According to the Florida Highway Patrol, Tracy Renee Arnold, 40"

She was 40, either that is an old picture, or she looked damn good for 40. Either way, I would not classify them as young. Hell she has a 16 and a 21 year old as children.
 
2013-08-16 08:39:46 PM

organizmx: In before a bunch of losers on the Internet spend their Friday night making fun of someone else's tragic death.


/and don't welcome me to crap, I've probably been here longer than you


At least we know there's one loser on the internet trying to ruin the fun of every other loser on the internet. :)
 
2013-08-16 08:39:53 PM
It's a draw
 
2013-08-16 08:40:48 PM

sheep snorter: Usually an old couple. Get out on the highway. No center barrier. And a head on with a transport truck(not a fuel tanker). Then wave at the driver(who does not get hurt) as you are milliseconds from being dead.


My grandfather died like that. The police said it was peaceful, he didn't feel a thing.

The people in the car with him, on the other hand, seemed to suffer immensely.
 
2013-08-16 08:41:00 PM
He'd hit it...

/and he did
//at a high rate of speed
 
2013-08-16 08:41:33 PM

organizmx: In before a bunch of losers on the Internet spend their Friday night making fun of someone else's tragic death.


/and don't welcome me to crap, I've probably been here longer than you


I'm not suggesting that you are a troll, but if you were, you'd be a brilliant one.
 
2013-08-16 08:42:48 PM

organizmx: In before a bunch of losers on the Internet spend their Friday night making fun of someone else's tragic death.


/and don't welcome me to crap, I've probably been here longer than you


Welcome to crap.
 
2013-08-16 08:46:15 PM
How old is she in that picture?
 
2013-08-16 08:50:25 PM
So did he murder her, she murder him, was it a mutual suicide pact or just a drunken game of chicken?

And how will Horatio make a witty comment about it when it becomes a CSI:Miami episode?
 
2013-08-16 08:51:12 PM

FormlessOne: organizmx: In before a bunch of losers on the Internet spend their Friday night making fun of someone else's tragic death.


/and don't welcome me to crap, I've probably been here longer than you

Tough. Two morons, neither wearing safety gear, not even a helmet, clearly travelling at unsafe speeds in backcountry, collide nearly head-on and kill each other? That's not tragic - that's friggin' inevitable; natural selection in action.

The tragedy is that other folks look at the inevitable outcome of avoidable actions and claim that it's a "tragedy."


Luckily they only took out each other and not anybody else.
 
2013-08-16 08:52:21 PM
Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
 
2013-08-16 08:53:25 PM

Gyrfalcon: And how will Horatio make a witty comment about it when it becomes a CSI:Miami episode?


I guess they were finally able to see....

.... eye to eye.
 
2013-08-16 08:55:24 PM

organizmx: In before a bunch of losers on the Internet spend their Friday night making fun of someone else's tragic death.


/and don't welcome me to crap, I've probably been here longer than you


I'm glad you got in when you did, I guess.
 
2013-08-16 08:55:29 PM

skozlaw: Gyrfalcon: And how will Horatio make a witty comment about it when it becomes a CSI:Miami episode?

I guess they were finally able to see....

.... eye to eye.


YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
 
2013-08-16 08:56:20 PM
Her "I'll show that son of biatch, I'll make him wreck"
Him "I'll show that stupid biatch and make her wreck"
Darwin "Gotcha Both!"
 
2013-08-16 08:56:21 PM
Tfa: "Free-spirited, strong-willed and very driven," Gorin said. "She definitely was not one to back down from anything, ever."

EVER.
 
2013-08-16 08:58:07 PM

sheep snorter: I prefer the European way of suicide.
Usually an old couple. Get out on the highway. No center barrier. And a head on with a transport truck(not a fuel tanker). Then wave at the driver(who does not get hurt) as you are milliseconds from being dead.

/Washington State has had a couple as well.
//Prohibitionist people really hate it when people kill themselves, whether by doctor or the highway car compactor.


Problem with that is that it's potentially extremely traumatic to the person who hits you.

Same with trains for the guy driving it, and anyone who has to clean up after it. Plus you've farked up everyone's commute for the day.

If you decide to off yourself, at least be as courteous as you can about it.
 
2013-08-16 08:59:43 PM

organizmx: In before a bunch of losers on the Internet spend their Friday night making fun of someone else's tragic death.


/and don't welcome me to crap, I've probably been here longer than you


"You insensitive nerds.  I've probably been an insensitive nerd longer than you."
 
2013-08-16 08:59:51 PM

organizmx: In before a bunch of losers on the Internet spend their Friday night making fun of someone else's tragic death.


/and don't welcome me to crap, I've probably been here longer than you


Not tragic.
 
2013-08-16 09:01:35 PM
"Family Dinner" is the Blue Plate Special at the Road Kill Diner.
 
2013-08-16 09:02:43 PM
See kids, you too can be famous if you put your heads together
 
2013-08-16 09:04:02 PM

Yogimus: organizmx: In before a bunch of losers on the Internet spend their Friday night making fun of someone else's tragic death.


/and don't welcome me to crap, I've probably been here longer than you

Not tragic.

Exactly. Stupidity is never tragic, and often funny.
 
2013-08-16 09:04:51 PM
organizmx : /and don't welcome me to crap, I've probably been here longer than you

ElLoco: [welcome to fark]

I see my work here has already been done.

// old school farker
 
2013-08-16 09:05:13 PM

organizmx: I've probably been here longer than you


Well ain't you something special.  I bet that your sign up date for Fark is the thing you are most proud of in life, right?
 
2013-08-16 09:06:07 PM
www.possibleworld.net
 
2013-08-16 09:06:14 PM

Lady Indica: If you decide to off yourself, at least be as courteous as you can about it.


Take a lesson from Dick Trickle, left detailed letters to each of his friends and family, went to a cemetery, called the police.
 
2013-08-16 09:08:35 PM
I think it's romantic.
 
2013-08-16 09:09:43 PM
Ohh, and also.

Neither was wearing a helmet.

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2013-08-16 09:10:23 PM

NotoriousFire: How old is she in that picture?


I'm going with "much less than 40."
 
2013-08-16 09:10:23 PM

Molavian: Neither one is a chicken, that's for damn sure.


I don't know.  The article said is was a "nearly" head on collision.  One of both of them could have tried to swerve at the last minute.
 
2013-08-16 09:10:39 PM

organizmx: In before a bunch of losers on the Internet spend their Friday night making fun of someone else's tragic death.


/and don't welcome me to crap, I've probably been here longer than you


Welcome to Fark.

/did it only because he HASN'T been here longer than me
 
2013-08-16 09:11:12 PM
Over 30,000 people in this country die every year in automobile collisions. This has happened before, and will happen again. I don't think this is news.

Yeah, l I know, you don't care what I think.
 
2013-08-16 09:11:41 PM
Wear helmets, don't drive faster than you can see ahead of you, and don't drive at night without a headlight. This is what happens when you're careless about general safety, and this type of accident is all too common for how few people travel on trails versus roads (not necessarily the married couple thing, but it happens to many families and friends in my experience).
 
2013-08-16 09:13:28 PM
From the article:

"The Arnolds married in 2006, a relationship that started "perfectly," said Tracy's older brother, Steve Gorin. But the marriage recently had become tumultuous, and they were likely headed for divorce.

"It was a rocky relationship toward the end," said Gorin, who lives in Port Orange and drove to Hernando County after getting word of the crash early Friday morning."

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2013-08-16 09:14:39 PM

TwowheelinTim: Over 30,000 people in this country die every year in automobile collisions. This has happened before, and will happen again. I don't think this is news.

Yeah, l I know, you don't care what I think.


Except there were no automobiles involved.
 
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