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(NYPost)   I scream, you scream, we all scream while two ice cream truck drivers resort to violence over turf war   (nypost.com) divider line 49
    More: Strange, petty larcenies, turf wars, 50th Street, Midtown  
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2013-08-16 07:57:24 PM
They need to chill out.
 
2013-08-16 08:16:30 PM

phlegmmo: They need to chill out.


I admit it. I laughed.
 
2013-08-16 08:49:00 PM
They've heading down a rocky road
 
2013-08-16 09:06:36 PM
www.countdownuntilchristmas.com

Dickie Burrrrrrd unavailable for comment.
 
2013-08-16 09:24:49 PM
Ice cream vending is a perilous endeavor. Who knew?
 
2013-08-16 10:20:41 PM
Tunca came over and punched him in the face in front of police

dumbasstag.gif
 
2013-08-16 10:21:11 PM
"say hel-LO!? to my little friend"
 
2013-08-16 10:22:20 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-08-16 10:26:40 PM
That smoldering sh*thole that urban liberal dumbasses love to preach about. What a fantastic place to be when you hate each other, hide in tiny apartments, and are terrified of your neighbors. Liberal Utopia.
 
2013-08-16 10:27:10 PM
California Ice Cream dudes are mellower.

www.tokeofthetown.com
 
2013-08-16 10:27:16 PM
Lazy ass ice cream man in my town comes around once a week and sometimes not even then. I could take over his turf with a Pinto and some Popsicles. In Philly, there were 2 different trucks at least twice a day, all summer long. Farking Florida.
 
2013-08-16 10:28:11 PM
It's almost like two drug dealers fighting over turf.

Oh, wait...
 
2013-08-16 10:29:13 PM
Are they actually in competition or are they both peddling the same crap making it a proper turf war.
 
2013-08-16 10:32:56 PM
Fun fact: When Wilma wanted to look sexy for Fred she'd wear Flintstone push-ups.
 
2013-08-16 10:34:32 PM
Because there are so few people who actually want ice cream any more, vendors must scratch and claw for each precious customer!
 
2013-08-16 10:36:09 PM
 
2013-08-16 10:37:40 PM
Nearly come to blows?  How's that news?  I point out any number of mens' restrooms in the country where lots of people cum to blows.
 
2013-08-16 10:38:15 PM
I *can* point out

Preview fail
 
2013-08-16 10:40:55 PM
www.mobygames.com
 
2013-08-16 10:43:51 PM
Early 20-something aren't exactly known for thinking first and acting second.

/ and we love them for that.
 
2013-08-16 10:44:02 PM
Bah, that's not news. it's Fark.com! My friend's neighborhood used to have two ice cream trucks; now there's only one, and it has bullet holes in it.
 
2013-08-16 10:47:52 PM
Cool story bro.
 
2013-08-16 10:50:00 PM

Rusty Shackleford: [www.countdownuntilchristmas.com image 375x261]

Dickie Burrrrrrd unavailable for comment.

beat me to it!  the early Burd gets the worm

What a GREAT movie.

 
2013-08-16 10:50:09 PM
Came for Comfort and Joy and leaving surprised and satisfied.
 
2013-08-16 10:51:47 PM

Rusty Shackleford: [www.countdownuntilchristmas.com image 375x261]

Dickie Burrrrrrd unavailable for comment.


Good catch.  Immediately thought of the same show.   Comfort and Joy

Great little movie that you could watch 200 times back in the day before HBO would move it out of rotation.
 
2013-08-16 11:04:22 PM

WhoopAssWayne: That smoldering sh*thole that urban liberal dumbasses love to preach about. What a fantastic place to be when you hate each other, hide in tiny apartments, and are terrified of your neighbors. Liberal Utopia.


Radio City Music Hall?
 
2013-08-16 11:08:32 PM
I cuss, you cuss, we all cuss for asparagus.

/obscure?
 
2013-08-16 11:12:20 PM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: WhoopAssWayne: That smoldering sh*thole that urban liberal dumbasses love to preach about. What a fantastic place to be when you hate each other, hide in tiny apartments, and are terrified of your neighbors. Liberal Utopia.

Radio City Music Hall?


Halloween parade.
 
2013-08-16 11:26:32 PM

lordargent: [www.mobygames.com image 768x576]


Sorry, I'll take:

i291.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-16 11:36:39 PM
Slingin' that soft serve!!
 
2013-08-16 11:37:12 PM
www.podwits.com
 
2013-08-16 11:39:22 PM
And thus began the Chomo Wars
 
2013-08-16 11:40:23 PM
From TFA:  Both men were arrested, with Tunca being charged with assault and Morel being charged with auto stripping, criminal mischief and petit larceny, cops said.

Auto stripping? Petit larceny? Should I GIS this?
 
2013-08-16 11:46:46 PM
images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-08-16 11:50:05 PM
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2013-08-17 12:04:12 AM
wow... i was sure this was going to be a repeat of this story/video

ICE CREAM WARS UK
 
2013-08-17 12:13:15 AM
I scream.  You scream.  We all scream "OH MY GOD GET IT OFF MY DICK"
 
2013-08-17 12:16:24 AM

Rusty Shackleford: [www.countdownuntilchristmas.com image 375x261]

Dickie Burrrrrrd unavailable for comment.


First thing I thought of. Well played.
 
2013-08-17 12:24:05 AM

phlegmmo: They need to chill out.


Stay cool.
 
2013-08-17 12:42:15 AM
"Comfort and Joy" was a movie?

I thought it was a theme camp.
 
2013-08-17 12:47:47 AM
Those guys pay some hefty licensing and permit fees to pedal their goods
Their turf is limited and they paid for it
Not worth going to jail for
But, I still understand getting ripped at some dude trying to squeeze in on your business
 
2013-08-17 12:59:50 AM

Apos: Ice cream vending is a perilous endeavor. Who knew?


I knew!!!
 
2013-08-17 01:18:17 AM

The Ice Cream Man: Apos: Ice cream vending is a perilous endeavor. Who knew?

I knew!!!


Alas, grand peddler of bang snaps, Rocket pops, Ding Dongs and Choco Tacos, an ice cream truck thread has finally arrived here on Fark, and here you are now posting. It is such a beautiful moment.


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-08-17 06:02:35 AM
 
2013-08-17 07:00:53 AM
 
2013-08-17 09:52:05 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glasgow_Ice_Cream_Wars

You don't think it's actually about ice cream do you?
 
2013-08-17 11:38:34 AM
How he got his nickname:

app.atmovies.com.tw
 
2013-08-17 12:01:15 PM
But... I was told that legalising ice-cream would end these turf wars forever!

Hmmmm.

Maybe it's a bullshiat argument for drug legalisation as well?
 
2013-08-17 02:05:13 PM
So when these guys buy their vendor licenses - do they get an assigned turf?
 
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