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(Sun Sentinel)   Forty-one-year-old woman arrested for having sex with an underage teenager says it wasn't her fault because he seduced her   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 99
    More: Florida, Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office, Royal Palm Beach, underage, Toys R Us  
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2013-08-16 08:27:24 PM
i88.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-16 08:43:13 PM

albert71292: [i88.photobucket.com image 490x451]


Clearly she knew what he was here after.

I know I showed poor judgement as a teenager, but...wow.
 
2013-08-16 09:07:12 PM
He seduced her?

*glances at tag*


Ahhhh.....It all makes sense now!


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-08-16 09:29:43 PM
cruelty toward a child charges

How bad were these alleged nudes!?
 
2013-08-16 10:19:08 PM
That's a hard 41 right there.
 
2013-08-16 10:19:48 PM
I hate articles like this when they don't list the age of the teenager in question. Was he 17 going on 18 in a month? Was he 13? IT MAKES A DIFFERENCE sometimes.

However, at 41, you shouldn't be going after anyone under 25 if you want to retain your sanity. In fact, I'd say anyone under 30 is to be avoided simply because they're going to be completely out of touch and you'll have vastly different ideals... Unless you're really immature or they're incredibly mature.
 
2013-08-16 10:45:58 PM
When she gets her harsh community service sentence, can they at least send her to the local clown school?
 
2013-08-16 10:48:09 PM
Why the long face?
 
2013-08-16 11:51:18 PM
Need a full body shot before I decide if she should be incarcerated. She looks really stressed and unhappy in the photo, but give her a few beers, makeup, and a wash, and she might be tap worthy. I hope the victim recovers, poor kid.
 
2013-08-17 12:35:57 AM

Apos: He seduced her?

*glances at tag*


Ahhhh.....It all makes sense now!


Well, Florida is the drain for the rest of the 47 other continental states.
 
2013-08-17 12:37:30 AM

ZeroCorpse: I hate articles like this when they don't list the age of the teenager in question. Was he 17 going on 18 in a month? Was he 13? IT MAKES A DIFFERENCE sometimes.

However, at 41, you shouldn't be going after anyone under 25 if you want to retain your sanity. In fact, I'd say anyone under 30 is to be avoided simply because they're going to be completely out of touch and you'll have vastly different ideals... Unless you're really immature or they're incredibly mature.


I don't know; the article does say that she told him to meet her at a Toys 'R' Us....
 
2013-08-17 12:38:40 AM
He seduced her.

You know what's creepy? That's what ever pedophile and ephebophile says about their victim too.
 
2013-08-17 12:40:10 AM

ZeroCorpse: I hate articles like this when they don't list the age of the teenager in question. Was he 17 going on 18 in a month? Was he 13? IT MAKES A DIFFERENCE sometimes.

However, at 41, you shouldn't be going after anyone under 25 if you want to retain your sanity. In fact, I'd say anyone under 30 is to be avoided simply because they're going to be completely out of touch and you'll have vastly different ideals... Unless you're really immature or they're incredibly mature.


Half your age plus seven has always seemed like a good rule to me.
 
2013-08-17 12:48:35 AM
Her sister is a doctor. Also has lousy taste in men.
 
2013-08-17 12:52:14 AM

JasonOfOrillia: ZeroCorpse: I hate articles like this when they don't list the age of the teenager in question. Was he 17 going on 18 in a month? Was he 13? IT MAKES A DIFFERENCE sometimes.

However, at 41, you shouldn't be going after anyone under 25 if you want to retain your sanity. In fact, I'd say anyone under 30 is to be avoided simply because they're going to be completely out of touch and you'll have vastly different ideals... Unless you're really immature or they're incredibly mature.

Half your age plus seven has always seemed like a good rule to me.

Good rule, has worked for me for many years.
 
2013-08-17 12:59:38 AM
I seduced an older woman when I was about 15 (early 1980's). She was about mid 30's. Had really thought about it for a while before given the proper moment. Really wasn't her fault. That being said, I enjoyed the hell out of it and didn't regret one second of it. She got the benefit of my raging teenage testosterone and I got the benefit of her expertise.
 
2013-08-17 01:01:26 AM
Why the picture of Steve Perry with the story?
 
2013-08-17 01:01:47 AM

Pentaxian: Her sister is a doctor. Also has lousy taste in men.


Damn it, picture didn't take.

img0017.popscreencdn.com
 
2013-08-17 01:02:14 AM
She owns a flooring company?  Did she nail his hardwood and show him how a slip tongue works?
 
2013-08-17 01:03:11 AM
Cudos to albert71292. I looked at her and I saw Akamdinajad and the "Not Bad" face. RUTH BUZZY FOR THE WIN!!!
 
2013-08-17 01:05:05 AM
O'Neill is facing sexual assault and cruelty toward a child charges.

i877.photobucket.com

I should frickin hope so!!!
Damn, that poor kid is going to be having mental nightmares of that forever
 
2013-08-17 01:09:38 AM
Sometimes I feel like my powers of seduction could use some work.
 
2013-08-17 01:12:19 AM
THAT is a 41 year-old?!?
 
2013-08-17 01:17:39 AM
I bet she will clean up nice after a bottle of Ripple or two.
 
2013-08-17 01:33:09 AM
Wow...Stanley Tucci is looking rough.

/ My name is Muerte. It means death. I keel joo now!
 
2013-08-17 01:33:18 AM

7FARK7: THAT is a 41 year-old?!?


With a smile, some make-up and good lighting, that would actually be an ok looking 41 year old.
My mother is in her mid 50's and is still turning heads. Granted, she's Asian, so she won't look her age for a while now.

Also, I've been hit on by younger guys. I call 'em kids. I'm in my 20's and it freaks me out when Kids hit on me. Once when I was 18 and volunteering with youth at a TV station. Once when I was a senior I caught a sophomore sneak a love letter in my bag. Ugh. Hate kids! Give me MEN! Real men!
 
2013-08-17 01:36:35 AM
Maybe she was cruel to his psyche but she wasn't cruel to his pecker. And that's what counts here, people.
 
2013-08-17 01:38:58 AM

hardinparamedic: He seduced her.

You know what's creepy? That's what ever pedophile and ephebophile says about their victim too.


In what way is this woman not either one of those depending upon the age of the victim?
 
2013-08-17 01:41:37 AM
You're doing the nation a disfavor if you don't read the comments in that article
 
2013-08-17 01:42:55 AM

ng2810: 7FARK7: THAT is a 41 year-old?!?

With a smile, some make-up and good lighting, that would actually be an ok looking 41 year old.
My mother is in her mid 50's and is still turning heads. Granted, she's Asian, so she won't look her age for a while now.

Also, I've been hit on by younger guys. I call 'em kids. I'm in my 20's and it freaks me out when Kids hit on me. Once when I was 18 and volunteering with youth at a TV station. Once when I was a senior I caught a sophomore sneak a love letter in my bag. Ugh. Hate kids! Give me MEN! Real men!


I hear all of the real men live in Scotland.  Real Scotsmen, as it were.
 
2013-08-17 01:45:40 AM

drjekel_mrhyde: You're doing the nation a disfavor if you don't read the comments in that article


"the little punk asked for sex and he got it so now he is crying like a little teenage girl.
wtf is it with these boys acting like girls about sex, he probably wants to have gay sex."

...huh?
 
2013-08-17 01:50:52 AM
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i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-17 01:51:05 AM

ZeroCorpse: I hate articles like this when they don't list the age of the teenager in question. Was he 17 going on 18 in a month? Was he 13? IT MAKES A DIFFERENCE sometimes.

However, at 41, you shouldn't be going after anyone under 25 if you want to retain your sanity. In fact, I'd say anyone under 30 is to be avoided simply because they're going to be completely out of touch and you'll have vastly different ideals... Unless you're really immature or they're incredibly mature.



Apparently they are all incredibly mature. I wish I had a dollar for every time I've heard a young person claim they are very mature for their age.


Oh, and I'm pretty sure men mostly don't give a rat's about differing ideals, as long as they are banging some young hottie, that's ideal enough for them.
 
2013-08-17 01:53:57 AM
That jawline is downright frightening!
 
2013-08-17 01:54:31 AM
Sort of want i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-17 01:55:56 AM
Kid is scarred for life. The memories of farking a gal that ugly will haunt him till his dying days.
 
2013-08-17 01:59:28 AM
Dude, you farked Jeff Spicoli!
 
2013-08-17 02:05:24 AM

DownDaRiver: Damn, that poor kid is going to be having mental nightmares of that forever


not as many as she will
 
2013-08-17 02:08:08 AM
With the fairly reasonable age of consent in the US, waiting a year or two is well worth it.

/yay for 16 in MN
//was totally seduced by a guy that turned 18 that day
///I'm 26.
////win!
 
2013-08-17 02:09:38 AM

Nidiot: Oh, and I'm pretty sure men mostly don't give a rat's about differing ideals, as long as they are banging some young hottie, that's ideal enough for them.


I give a rat's about that... and Im not generally into the young ones (never dated anyone more than 4 years younger, but Ive tapped 13 years older)

// banging =/= ideal
/ anyone under 30 is lousy for banging (even when I was under 30)
// fair way older than that now
 
2013-08-17 02:10:59 AM
Cruelty to a child?  Who the fark are these prude prosecutors?
 
2013-08-17 02:18:06 AM
Sean Penn is a 41 year old woman?
 
2013-08-17 02:27:55 AM

Ardilla: I don't know; the article does say that she told him to meet her at a Toys 'R' Us....

A shuttered Toys 'R' Us, there is a difference.  sounds like crazy meth/hobo sex.
 
2013-08-17 02:27:57 AM

drjekel_mrhyde: You're doing the nation a disfavor if you don't read the comments in that article


As of this writing, 40 comments. Divided into two pages. 38 on the first page. WTF? Not 35 or 40. 38.
 
2013-08-17 02:28:48 AM

JayGrrl: With the fairly reasonable age of consent in the US, waiting a year or two is well worth it.


Age of consent laws are not reasonable. They ignore so many other important factors like individual biology, developmental disabilities, foreign autocracy, and they are based on arbitrary lines on a map so the exact same situation can be nothing or a felony complete with sex offender registration for life depending on which state it happens in.

All of the negative points of sexual predation can be more comprehensively legislated by targeting each negative facet of such behavior (ex physical injury, inability to consent, predatory behavior) individually without limiting it to age alone. In this way healthy relationships that toe the line, like high school dating, don't waste valuable court resources when real predators are in fact out there. We can also protect more people with less legislation by not only increasing the Aegis to cover those over the age of majority but also to prevent situations like high school kids getting tossed in jail and having to register as sex offenders because their classmate is a few months younger than they are.
 
2013-08-17 02:32:41 AM

doglover: JayGrrl: With the fairly reasonable age of consent in the US, waiting a year or two is well worth it.


Age of consent laws are not reasonable. They ignore so many other important factors like individual biology, developmental disabilities, foreign autocracy, and they are based on arbitrary lines on a map so the exact same situation can be nothing or a felony complete with sex offender registration for life depending on which state it happens in.

All of the negative points of sexual predation can be more comprehensively legislated by targeting each negative facet of such behavior (ex physical injury, inability to consent, predatory behavior) individually without limiting it to age alone. In this way healthy relationships that toe the line, like high school dating, don't waste valuable court resources when real predators are in fact out there. We can also protect more people with less legislation by not only increasing the Aegis to cover those over the age of majority but also to prevent situations like high school kids getting tossed in jail and having to register as sex offenders because their classmate is a few months younger than they are.


no, what we really need to do is focus more on abstinence only sex education.  that way all the minors will stop having sex.
 
2013-08-17 02:36:23 AM
Well, ruin all my fun then lol
 
2013-08-17 02:43:12 AM
*clicks link*

"Ugh! Crikey!" ***Closes window with vengeance***

and I'm not even australian
 
2013-08-17 02:44:09 AM

ng2810: 7FARK7: THAT is a 41 year-old?!?

With a smile, some make-up and good lighting, that would actually be an ok looking 41 year old.
My mother is in her mid 50's and is still turning heads. Granted, she's Asian, so she won't look her age for a while now.

Also, I've been hit on by younger guys. I call 'em kids. I'm in my 20's and it freaks me out when Kids hit on me. Once when I was 18 and volunteering with youth at a TV station. Once when I was a senior I caught a sophomore sneak a love letter in my bag. Ugh. Hate kids! Give me MEN! Real men!


When my son was 4 he asked his teenage babysitter to marry him.
She thought for a sec and said, "Yeah, I think I could wait for you to grow up."
/ Teenage boys are gross.
 
2013-08-17 03:21:34 AM
Carrie-Anne Moss has really let herself go.
 
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