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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)   Reporter eats food only found at a Dollar Tree. That naturally involves buying off-brand cereals, peanut butter, ribeye steak, canned milk. Wait, ... ribeye steak?   (tampabay.com) divider line 31
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2013-08-16 10:03:36 PM  
8 votes:

ZeroCorpse: There are a few worthwhile things at Dollar Tree, but I wouldn't make a habit of eating their food regularly.

However, for cleaning and household products they're great. I don't need name-brand bleach or window cleaner. My dish soap doesn't need to be a luxury item. A $1 broom works just as well as the $5 brooms at Walmart. A $1 bucket holds soapy water the same as the $7 bucket at Meijer.


Damn. The $1 broom works a s good as the $5 Walmart Broom? And you don't have to get all dressed up to get it!
2013-08-16 10:06:05 PM  
5 votes:

I_Am_Weasel: ArkAngel: I_Am_Weasel: Was it ribeye steak flavored canned milk or did they actually milk a ribeye steak?

You can milk anything with nipples

Ann Coulter?


You're trying to trick me.  Reptiles don't have nipples.
2013-08-16 09:49:13 PM  
5 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-08-16 10:27:21 PM  
4 votes:

alienated: Havent shopped at  a dollar tree for a while but I should. Big Lots used to carry small pizza crusts 2/ .50.


Pshaw, what a rip off.  You can get those out of the dumpster behind Pizza Hut for nothing!
2013-08-16 11:49:25 PM  
3 votes:
Can you get malk there?

farm4.staticflickr.com
2013-08-16 10:26:01 PM  
3 votes:

k_46r_a: One of the four Dollar Trees in my area carries Nature's Own honey wheat bread.


FOUR Dollar tree?

i105.photobucket.com
Ohh La-La, aren't we fancy!
2013-08-16 10:17:11 PM  
3 votes:

ArkAngel: You can milk anything with nipples


At first I was like...
blurbrain.com

But then I..
fitfanempire.com
2013-08-16 09:46:08 PM  
3 votes:

ZeroCorpse: I_Am_Weasel: Was it ribeye steak flavored canned milk or did they actually milk a ribeye steak?

Well, if chocolate milk is chocolate flavored milk, then this must be  steak-flavored milk.


I'm still a bit bothered by the fact that the steak has nipples
2013-08-16 09:28:25 PM  
3 votes:

I_Am_Weasel: Was it ribeye steak flavored canned milk or did they actually milk a ribeye steak?


You can milk anything with nipples
2013-08-16 11:09:04 PM  
2 votes:
familygonehealthy.com

I hardly ever go to "Dollar Tree" but stopped there tonight (before reading this article) to check it out. I left with two "Larry The Cable Guy" beer bread mixes for a buck each, figured I'd try them in my bread maker.
2013-08-16 10:30:07 PM  
2 votes:

kona: ArkAngel: I_Am_Weasel: Was it ribeye steak flavored canned milk or did they actually milk a ribeye steak?

You can milk anything with nipples

like a cat?


Stealthily and furtively?

Yes, yes you can.
2013-08-16 10:19:22 PM  
2 votes:

I_Am_Weasel: Was it ribeye steak flavored canned milk or did they actually milk a ribeye steak?


Actually, it was rib eyesteak.

That space makes all the difference.
2013-08-16 10:04:26 PM  
2 votes:

ZeroCorpse: There are a few worthwhile things at Dollar Tree, but I wouldn't make a habit of eating their food regularly.

However, for cleaning and household products they're great. I don't need name-brand bleach or window cleaner. My dish soap doesn't need to be a luxury item. A $1 broom works just as well as the $5 brooms at Walmart. A $1 bucket holds soapy water the same as the $7 bucket at Meijer.


Yes. Yes you do. I've bought dollar store beach twice. It's not bleach like Clorox or even some store brand. Is it a potable liquid? Not sure. But it's not bleach. Would I drink it? Eh...no. But it's useless as a cleaner/disinfectant.

/Have bought Dollar Tree ribeyes.
//Dog loves 'em.
///So do I! <sobs uncontrollably>
2013-08-16 10:04:03 PM  
2 votes:

ArkAngel: I_Am_Weasel: Was it ribeye steak flavored canned milk or did they actually milk a ribeye steak?

You can milk anything with nipples


i105.photobucket.com
2013-08-16 10:02:55 PM  
2 votes:

I_Am_Weasel: ArkAngel: I_Am_Weasel: Was it ribeye steak flavored canned milk or did they actually milk a ribeye steak?

You can milk anything with nipples

Ann Coulter?


Ann Coulter has no nipples.
2013-08-16 10:00:11 PM  
2 votes:

ArkAngel: I_Am_Weasel: Was it ribeye steak flavored canned milk or did they actually milk a ribeye steak?

You can milk anything with nipples


Ann Coulter?
2013-08-17 05:11:53 PM  
1 votes:
When I'm bored I go to the Dollar Store and take random items to the register and ask them to do a price check.
2013-08-17 03:09:18 PM  
1 votes:

DandyDon: Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: planes: [familygonehealthy.com image 495x297]

I hardly ever go to "Dollar Tree" but stopped there tonight (before reading this article) to check it out. I left with two "Larry The Cable Guy" beer bread mixes for a buck each, figured I'd try them in my bread maker.

[s13.postimg.org image 538x256]
I'm not sure why ol' Larry got into the boxed foodstuffs game... but pretending like it's the best thing EVAR is good for a cheap laugh.

Honestly,  his hamburger dinner is as good or better than Hamburger Helper brand.


i105.photobucket.com
 I don't know why they call this stuff hamburger helper. It does just fine by itself, huh?
2013-08-17 02:33:55 AM  
1 votes:
i74.photobucket.com
2013-08-17 12:08:58 AM  
1 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: ZeroCorpse: I_Am_Weasel: Was it ribeye steak flavored canned milk or did they actually milk a ribeye steak?

Well, if chocolate milk is chocolate flavored milk, then this must be  steak-flavored milk.

I'm still a bit bothered by the fact that the steak has nipples


It was the cut closest to the udders.  Must have strayed off the dashed line for a moment.
2013-08-16 11:34:01 PM  
1 votes:

planes: [familygonehealthy.com image 495x297]

I hardly ever go to "Dollar Tree" but stopped there tonight (before reading this article) to check it out. I left with two "Larry The Cable Guy" beer bread mixes for a buck each, figured I'd try them in my bread maker.


s13.postimg.org
I'm not sure why ol' Larry got into the boxed foodstuffs game... but pretending like it's the best thing EVAR is good for a cheap laugh.
2013-08-16 11:14:07 PM  
1 votes:
There's one of them dollar tree stores in the town where I shop, but it has no refrigerator so this is the first I've heard of these rib eye steaks. Not sure I'd try one, but there was a 99 cent store where I used to live that was great for a lot of things, including foods. As a single guy, the smaller portions had the advantage of being all eaten, and I loved a dozen eggs (medium, though) for a buck.

Also, at the Dollar Tree, I bought some of those plastic scrubby things mostly to use as sink strainers. They were labeled, in Spanish, as tampons.
2013-08-16 11:07:18 PM  
1 votes:

JasonOfOrillia: Grade F ribeye steak?  Were they all downers?


Taco Bell meat!
2013-08-16 10:41:36 PM  
1 votes:
CSB

Threw a party, went to dollar store for paper plates, etc. Remembered at the store that I needed some yellow mustard, so grabbed some generic stuff there - best damn yellow mustard I've ever had.

/Worst.CSB.Evar.
2013-08-16 10:37:40 PM  
1 votes:

TomD9938: Pickles, sardines, olives, cookies, 3 bean salad and green beans (69 cents).

That's about it, except for the dollar 20 oz Dew at check out.  About 60 cents less than at a gas station.

/ then it's off to Aldi


Aldi. Where else can you buy a shopping cart for a quarter? I usually get two and had them out to the bums down on East Ave to ferry their bags of returnables down to the new Wegmans.
2013-08-16 10:36:27 PM  
1 votes:

ZeroCorpse: There are a few worthwhile things at Dollar Tree, but I wouldn't make a habit of eating their food regularly.

However, for cleaning and household products they're great. I don't need name-brand bleach or window cleaner. My dish soap doesn't need to be a luxury item. A $1 broom works just as well as the $5 brooms at Walmart. A $1 bucket holds soapy water the same as the $7 bucket at Meijer.


Luddite. You're supposed to 3D print these items now. In a year, you'll have paid for the 3D printer and have so many brooms and buckets you can pile them to the Moon and colonize it.

If you don't believe this, may I just point out that a scientist was wrong once, and computers?

Dollarama is great for getting various little plastic cases for RC boat parts. Yay!
2013-08-16 10:08:49 PM  
1 votes:
Hey, their imitation shrimp is much better than the .99 cent stores.
2013-08-16 10:00:51 PM  
1 votes:
Do you think that they throw away the leftover parts from when they cut the good portions of steak?

Google "meat glue"

In a nutshell, pieces of good portions glued together.  Problem is that you have to cook them well done as bacteria is prevalent in the glued areas as opposed to just the outside of the steak.

/you mean filet medallions are not perfectly round with a pop up timer on them?
2013-08-16 09:51:03 PM  
1 votes:
Grade F ribeye steak?  Were they all downers?
2013-08-16 09:49:58 PM  
1 votes:
I have nipples, do you think you can milk me?
2013-08-16 08:41:14 PM  
1 votes:
Was it ribeye steak flavored canned milk or did they actually milk a ribeye steak?
 
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