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(Daily Mail)   Sharon Stone and Sofia Vergara strip down to their lingerie and HELLO??? ECHO, ECHO, ECHO   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 34
    More: Cool, Sofia Vergara, Sharon Stone, new comedy, John Turturro, Toronto International Film Festival, lingerie, Johnny Depp, Woody Allen  
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2013-08-16 08:12:12 PM  
Sharon Stone and Sofia V-


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2013-08-16 08:30:39 PM  
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/oblig
 
2013-08-16 08:38:40 PM  
Sofia probably did tons of threeways when she was dating a colombian drug lord.

And then when she was with Tom Cruise she probably pegged him.
 
2013-08-16 08:42:06 PM  
Sofia is doing Sharon a huge favor here
 
2013-08-16 08:45:47 PM  
Sharon Stone is an old coont..
 
2013-08-16 08:49:07 PM  
I KEEP THROWING MONEY AT THE SCREEN BUT NOTHING IS HAPPENING
 
2013-08-16 08:57:30 PM  
Damn that's hot. Is it 1994 already?
 
2013-08-16 08:59:47 PM  

Mugato: Damn that's hot. Is it 1994 already?


hahahaha.  When I am colombia in two months i am going to go one of my old watering holes called Sahara.  They have posters of her sans tits back in the day.
 
2013-08-16 09:17:39 PM  
Sans clothes or sans tits? Kind of a big difference.
 
2013-08-16 09:34:02 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Sofia is doing Sharon a huge favor here


styckx: Sharon Stone is an old coont..


She's been popping up everywhere lately. "Fashion Police" and "TMZ" the most notable.

Also shut up, I like Joan Rivers so Fashion Police is just hilarious. And TMZ, for the smut that it is, they don't take themselves seriously.
 
2013-08-16 09:36:21 PM  
Pinch-hitting for Pedro Borbon...Manny Mota...Mota...Mota
 
2013-08-16 09:38:42 PM  

theflatline: Mugato: Damn that's hot. Is it 1994 already?

hahahaha.  When I am colombia in two months i am going to go one of my old watering holes called Sahara.  They have posters of her sans tits back in the day.


No, you're thinking of Angelina Jolie.
 
2013-08-16 10:00:02 PM  

theflatline: Mugato: Damn that's hot. Is it 1994 already?

hahahaha.  When I am colombia in two months i am going to go one of my old watering holes called Sahara.  They have posters of her sans tits back in the day.


i.imgur.com
 
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2013-08-16 10:01:40 PM  

jaytkay: theflatline: Mugato: Damn that's hot. Is it 1994 already?

hahahaha.  When I am colombia in two months i am going to go one of my old watering holes called Sahara.  They have posters of her sans tits back in the day.

No, you're thinking of Angelina Jolie.


I've yet to see how her newest boob job came out.  Anybody got pics?
 
2013-08-16 10:08:56 PM  

100 Watt Walrus: theflatline: Mugato: Damn that's hot. Is it 1994 already?

hahahaha.  When I am colombia in two months i am going to go one of my old watering holes called Sahara.  They have posters of her sans tits back in the day.

[i.imgur.com image 333x380]


If you've ever seen Fuera de Serie  you know she's had tits since the Big Bang.  (The Big Bang being the one I imagined doing to her 15 years ago)
 
2013-08-16 10:35:18 PM  

jaytkay: theflatline: Mugato: Damn that's hot. Is it 1994 already?

hahahaha.  When I am colombia in two months i am going to go one of my old watering holes called Sahara.  They have posters of her sans tits back in the day.

No, you're thinking of Angelina Jolie.


I hope you have your tickets for the bus, cus your on it.  Now hurry up and find a seat, you're in me way, I got luggage and I want to stow it before all the room is taken.
 
2013-08-16 10:59:59 PM  

slimkibbles: Pinch-hitting for Pedro Borbon...Manny Mota...Mota...Mota


Came for this.
/your jib, I like the cut of it
 
2013-08-16 11:05:40 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: [images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 686x858]

/oblig


*golf applause*
*golf applause*
 
2013-08-17 12:15:10 AM  
Heh heh.

John Turturro says "hey I know what I'm going to do. I'm going to make a film where the entire premise is that I have sex with Sofia Vergara and Sharon Stone."

Clever John Turturro.
 
2013-08-17 12:35:27 AM  
Sofia Vergara should spray some water on her face and take off all the ugly whore makeup. Then she'd be fun to look at.
 
2013-08-17 01:11:38 AM  

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Heh heh.

John Turturro says "hey I know what I'm going to do. I'm going to make a film where the entire premise is that I have sex with Sofia Vergara and Sharon Stone."

Clever John Turturro.


Just what I thought, when I saw he was the writer, director, and star.
 
2013-08-17 01:19:14 AM  

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Heh heh.

John Turturro says "hey I know what I'm going to do. I'm going to make a film where the entire premise is that I have sex with Sofia Vergara and Sharon Stone."

Clever John Turturro.


I'll show you the life of the mind!
 
2013-08-17 02:06:29 AM  

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Heh heh.

John Turturro says "hey I know what I'm going to do. I'm going to make a film where the entire premise is that I have sex with Sofia Vergara and Sharon Stone, and they pay for the privilege even though I'm ugly and they're still hot."

Clever John Turturro.


FTFY

I mean, I know it's a movie and all, but really? Turturro is interesting as a filmmaker, so there may be plenty in the film to inspire one to forgive this ridiculous dichotomy. But really? I don't care if they are in their '40s and '50s, women like that don't have to pay for sex, let alone settle for a gigolo as hound-doggy as Turturro.

/Reminds of of that Snow White movie in which Charlize Theron is the witch who asks the mirror "who's the fairest" and the answer is Kristen Stewart. Inigo Montoya needs to have a talk with those filmmakers about the word "fair."
 
2013-08-17 02:17:03 AM  

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Heh heh.

John Turturro says "hey I know what I'm going to do. I'm going to make a film where the entire premise is that I have sex with Sofia Vergara and Sharon Stone."

Clever John Turturro.


Yes I feel a screenplay coming on.
 
2013-08-17 02:20:47 AM  

100 Watt Walrus: /Reminds of of that Snow White movie in which Charlize Theron is the witch who asks the mirror "who's the fairest" and the answer is Kristen Stewart. Inigo Montoya needs to have a talk with those filmmakers about the word "fair."


I thought the trailer worked around that with 'destined to surpass you', at some future date.  Didn't see the movie.
 
2013-08-17 02:21:24 AM  

brandent: Yes I feel a screenplay coming on.


Sophia Vergara!  Sharon Stone!  Wrestling Picture!  What do you need, a roadmap?
 
2013-08-17 03:07:51 AM  

Alphax: 100 Watt Walrus: /Reminds of of that Snow White movie in which Charlize Theron is the witch who asks the mirror "who's the fairest" and the answer is Kristen Stewart. Inigo Montoya needs to have a talk with those filmmakers about the word "fair."

I thought the trailer worked around that with 'destined to surpass you', at some future date.  Didn't see the movie.


Neither did I, but regardless of the dialog, come on! It's the best-known line of the fairy tale. Everybody knows it, and there is no planet in any universe throughout the history of creation on which Kristen Stewart is even 1/5 as "fair" as Charlize Theron.
 
2013-08-17 03:24:48 AM  

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Sofia Vergara should spray some water on her face and take off all the ugly whore makeup. Then she'd be fun to look at.


She just read that.
lh4.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-08-17 07:25:13 AM  
 
2013-08-17 07:42:50 AM  
I'd hit Sofia Vergara so intense she could not pronounce what I was doing...
 
2013-08-17 08:33:58 AM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: If you've ever seen Fuera de Serie


I used to watch Fuera because of her. I learned Spanish that way.
 
2013-08-17 09:17:11 AM  

brandent: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Heh heh.

John Turturro says "hey I know what I'm going to do. I'm going to make a film where the entire premise is that I have sex with Sofia Vergara and Sharon Stone."

Clever John Turturro.

Yes I feel a screenplay coming on.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IURfntimnlA
 
2013-08-17 10:23:06 AM  
Call me when it's Julie Bowen misbehaving.  You'll have my attention.
 
2013-08-17 02:30:06 PM  
global3.memecdn.com
 
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