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2013-08-16 03:49:36 PM
As always, the people to thank for his fun Friday diversion are the quiz writers themselves:
phlegmmo, Do the needful, Sinto, ivan, and Sim Tree. The quiz is a bit behind this week because of my and my broken computer. Damn lightning storms.
 
2013-08-16 03:51:15 PM
Winners from last week's quiz:

lokis_mentor 1026
Outtaphase 1007
FacelessDevil30 1007
Twilight Farkle 995
Lord Jubjub 980
PeddlerOfBombast 980
skyshooter 972
sandi_fish 939
Oakenraven 938
shopball 934

Good luck this week!
 
2013-08-16 03:51:43 PM
Woooo!  435!  I'm ahead of Unfreakable!
 
2013-08-16 03:52:57 PM
 
2013-08-16 04:08:53 PM
Top 10 scores for this quiz:
Donnchadha 917
h2ogate 915
BunkyBrewman 822
weiserfireman 818
tigernole 797
tin_man 796
cgraves67 785
jurisenpai 762
air_wx 633
Beerguy 628

I'm #1! I'm #1! Wooo!!
 
2013-08-16 04:14:56 PM
Thanks again for another fun quiz!
 
2013-08-16 04:18:38 PM
11 of 11 and second place (for now)... I really need to re-assess my life.
 
2013-08-16 04:19:47 PM
Wow, 900.
10 out of 11.

I really need to get more work done.
 
2013-08-16 04:22:44 PM
I can tell it's been a sloooooooow week around the office. Ha!
 
2013-08-16 04:23:07 PM
687.  Screw you, quiz.
 
2013-08-16 04:25:41 PM
i weep for humanity, i only got 7 of 11 and did absolutely jack squat all week.

/what am i doing wrong, why do bad things happen to pretty people

//slashies
 
2013-08-16 04:30:34 PM
8 out of 11 correct, total points = 663
Total time elapsed:

3 minutes (186 seconds) Eating lunch at the same time slowed me down.
 
2013-08-16 04:31:45 PM
8/11 I keep getting better!  That's probably not actually good.
 
2013-08-16 04:34:08 PM
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Hard: 11 out of 11 correct, total points = 1005 (95 seconds)
Easy: 10 out of 10 correct, total points = 942 (58 seconds)
Work: Found 1 R2-unit-shaped frappucino = CLOSE ENOUGH (7 days)

Thanks again for braving the Emperor's force lightning, all so that we may yet again stare quizzically at the screen on a Friday afternoon.
 
2013-08-16 04:40:27 PM

Twilight Farkle: Thanks again for braving the Emperor's force lightning, all so that we may yet again stare quizzically at the screen on a Friday afternoon.


Hey, if it keeps you entertained and convinces your boss that you're actually working, then it's perfect.
 
2013-08-16 04:46:11 PM
Twilight Farkle 942
VicKevlar 862
DanZero 858

9/10

hard score even worse
 
jvl
2013-08-16 04:56:26 PM
11/11.

Well, this has never happened to me before. Though I suppose every farker has it happen sometime during their lives. Nothing to panic over.
 
2013-08-16 04:58:14 PM
I'm not posting it. Nope
 
2013-08-16 05:12:25 PM
10/11.... my 918 was no match for these farkie friends:


VicKevlar           1034
Incansus            1023
daisygrrl             1016
Twilight Farkle    1005
minoridiot            987
jvl                        987
tarkin1                 980
joraamn              957
redsquid             956
asynchron          942
 
2013-08-16 05:14:32 PM
10 of 11 and I'm still not hard.
 
2013-08-16 05:21:49 PM

katemonster: 10/11.... my 918 was no match for these farkie friends:


VicKevlar           1034
Incansus            1023
daisygrrl             1016
Twilight Farkle    1005
minoridiot            987
jvl                        987
tarkin1                 980
joraamn              957
redsquid             956
asynchron          942


Damn Kate!
 
2013-08-16 05:42:24 PM
8 out of 11 correct, total points = 752

/Meh.
 
2013-08-16 05:42:33 PM

katemonster: 10/11.... my 918 was no match for these farkie friends:


VicKevlar           1034
Incansus            1023
daisygrrl             1016
Twilight Farkle    1005
minoridiot            987
jvl                        987
tarkin1                 980
joraamn              957
redsquid             956
asynchron          942



Final Score:10 out of 11 correct, total points = 863
Total time elapsed:2 minutes (146 seconds)

I feel you. #4 wrong. Who does [that thing], anyway?
 
2013-08-16 05:43:04 PM
WOOT. I've never made the leaderboard til now. I've also never gotten all the questions right. I've go to get out of the house
 
2013-08-16 05:45:38 PM
11/11.  I blame the Hugo, Oklahoma moonshine I'm sipping while  at my desk.  Have a great weekend everybody!
 
2013-08-16 05:48:38 PM
may explode at any moment.. did it just eat at taco bell?

8/11 - ho hum
 
2013-08-16 05:55:51 PM
Double ace.  I'm going to get laid.
 
2013-08-16 06:11:01 PM
10 of 11, 922

I missed  Sylvia, a hard-working Nairobian
 
2013-08-16 06:16:49 PM

dj_spanmaster: katemonster: 10/11.... my 918 was no match for these farkie friends:


VicKevlar           1034
Incansus            1023
daisygrrl             1016
Twilight Farkle    1005
minoridiot            987
jvl                        987
tarkin1                 980
joraamn              957
redsquid             956
asynchron          942


Final Score:10 out of 11 correct, total points = 863
Total time elapsed:2 minutes (146 seconds)

I feel you. #4 wrong. Who does [that thing], anyway?


Right?! I was certain that had to be a joke.
 
2013-08-16 06:28:55 PM

katemonster: dj_spanmaster: katemonster: 10/11.... my 918 was no match for these farkie friends:


VicKevlar           1034
Incansus            1023
daisygrrl             1016
Twilight Farkle    1005
minoridiot            987
jvl                        987
tarkin1                 980
joraamn              957
redsquid             956
asynchron          942


Final Score:10 out of 11 correct, total points = 863
Total time elapsed:2 minutes (146 seconds)

I feel you. #4 wrong. Who does [that thing], anyway?

Right?! I was certain that had to be a joke.


At least you can win game shows. I can't even win a round of Mario Kart.
 
2013-08-16 06:32:34 PM
Only 7/11 on the hard, but #1 on the easy (For now anyway)

Final Score:10 out of 10 correct, total points = 947
Total time elapsed:less than a minute (53 seconds)

Top 10 scores for this quiz:Creoena947Twilight Farkle942clownyclownzomby919lrgandy915StRalphTheLiar913VicKevlar862Dan Zero858foo monkey844algrant33844Paris1127842
 
2013-08-16 08:03:32 PM
7 out of 11 correct, total points = 626

Total time elapsed:1 minute (117 seconds)

Damn.
 
2013-08-16 09:29:56 PM
Well, I was 21 of 21 in both quizzes...too bad I'm a little slow at them.
 
2013-08-16 10:35:33 PM
698 ugh
 
2013-08-17 06:06:34 AM
Quizzinators assemble! Oh, wait....that's next week.  thx, you testmaking wild folk.....
 
2013-08-17 01:23:52 PM
Wow, a few hours later, and I'm still holding at number three!
 
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