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(The Smoking Gun)   On-the-job Tennessee cop interrupts his kiddie porn surfing to answer call from dispatch   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 91
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2013-08-16 02:31:07 PM
Hey, he was just doing some on the job sleuthing... I mean, if Google actually links to stuff, he's gotta bust them.
 
2013-08-16 03:28:15 PM
'fifth grade girls'

Load up the rape van Officer Smiley, we're hitting the jackpot tonight!
 
2013-08-16 03:31:47 PM
no picture of the dude?
 
2013-08-16 03:32:25 PM
Let me guess he was a school resource officer as well.
 
2013-08-16 03:33:11 PM

Headso: no picture of the dude?


He's a cop so somehow miraculously there was a computer error uploading his mugshot.
 
2013-08-16 03:33:46 PM

Headso: no picture of the dude?


Turns out the cop is only 12, so it's not appropriate to show his pic.
 
2013-08-16 03:35:27 PM
CP and LE . . . oh, he's gonna have fun in prison!
 
2013-08-16 03:35:57 PM

Headso: no picture of the dude?

 
2013-08-16 03:36:24 PM
"Young puffy nipples" was the name of my band.
 
2013-08-16 03:36:42 PM
I've searched for puffy nipples before........Well, a lot.
 
2013-08-16 03:36:44 PM
 I've said it before, and I'll say it again.  They must give any shlub a badge these days.  You mean they can track what websites I go to?  Bu bu but how?
 
2013-08-16 03:36:57 PM
Have a seat right behind you.
 
2013-08-16 03:37:56 PM

LeroyBourne: I've said it before, and I'll say it again.  They must give any shlub a badge these days.  You mean they can track what websites I go to?  Bu bu but how?


It was probably more of a case of "I'm a cop they won't suspect me"
 
2013-08-16 03:39:30 PM

LeroyBourne: I've said it before, and I'll say it again.  They must give any shlub a badge these days.  You mean they can track what websites I go to?  Bu bu but how?


It says he was an auxiliary officer.  Different places have different requirements, but around here the auxiliary guys are part time unpaid volunteers who receive minimal training and mainly just direct traffic, help provide a visible police presence at public events,  and help block off crime scenes.  IIRC they're not even armed.
 
2013-08-16 03:41:29 PM

maxx2112: CP and LE . . . oh, he's gonna have fun in prison while serving a 2 week suspension with pay!




Fixed for accuracy.
 
2013-08-16 03:42:39 PM

URAPNIS

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2013-08-16 03:36:42 PM

I've searched for puffy nipples before........Well, a lot.


From what I understand about CP, you have to down load it, just viewing it is very wrong but not illegal.

/and sick
 
2013-08-16 03:45:03 PM

Dirtybird971: URAPNIS

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2013-08-16 03:36:42 PM

I've searched for puffy nipples before........Well, a lot.


From what I understand about CP, you have to down load it, just viewing it is very wrong but not illegal.

/and sick


if you viewed it you did download it
 
2013-08-16 03:45:36 PM

maxx2112: CP and LE . . . oh, he's gonna have fun in prison on his two months of paid administrative leave!


FTFY.
 
2013-08-16 03:47:02 PM

Headso: Dirtybird971: URAPNIS

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2013-08-16 03:36:42 PM

I've searched for puffy nipples before........Well, a lot.


From what I understand about CP, you have to down load it, just viewing it is very wrong but not illegal.

/and sick

if you viewed it you did download it


So I just downloaded your post?
 
2013-08-16 03:50:59 PM

LeroyBourne: They must give any shlub a badge these days


Oh, they do.

One guy I know was made a deputy sheriff in some podunk county.  If you knew this guy you'd shudder at the thought of him bieng given any sort of authority, let alone carrying a gun.

He's since moved on to teaching.
 
2013-08-16 03:51:24 PM

TuteTibiImperes: LeroyBourne: I've said it before, and I'll say it again.  They must give any shlub a badge these days.  You mean they can track what websites I go to?  Bu bu but how?

It says he was an auxiliary officer.  Different places have different requirements, but around here the auxiliary guys are part time unpaid volunteers who receive minimal training and mainly just direct traffic, help provide a visible police presence at public events,  and help block off crime scenes.  IIRC they're not even armed.


ahh, didn't read the whole thing.  Still should be common knowledge that they track your farking lappy.
 
2013-08-16 03:51:34 PM

Amos Quito: Headso: Dirtybird971: URAPNIS

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2013-08-16 03:36:42 PM

I've searched for puffy nipples before........Well, a lot.


From what I understand about CP, you have to down load it, just viewing it is very wrong but not illegal.

/and sick

if you viewed it you did download it

So I just downloaded your post?


yeah, do you think you are viewing it from my computer through one of the internet's tubes?
 
2013-08-16 03:52:10 PM
He will enjoy a nice long stay in isolation. No way in heck they'd let a cop pedophile in general population, he'd be dead in an hour.
 
2013-08-16 03:52:13 PM

Dirtybird971: URAPNIS

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2013-08-16 03:36:42 PM

I've searched for puffy nipples before........Well, a lot.


From what I understand about CP, you have to down load it, just viewing it is very wrong but not illegal.

/and sick


viewing it downloads it to your temp drive mr wizard
 
2013-08-16 03:52:36 PM

Headso: no picture of the dude?


Here's the idiot:

www.wbir.com

Glad he was stupid enough to get caught. Make him talk about all the sites he gets the images from so that they can bust more pedos.
 
2013-08-16 03:52:48 PM

Amos Quito: Headso: Dirtybird971: URAPNIS

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2013-08-16 03:36:42 PM

I've searched for puffy nipples before........Well, a lot.


From what I understand about CP, you have to down load it, just viewing it is very wrong but not illegal.

/and sick

if you viewed it you did download it

So I just downloaded your post?


yes.  look in your temp drive
 
2013-08-16 03:54:20 PM

skinink: Headso: no picture of the dude?

Here's the idiot:

[www.wbir.com image 640x360]

Glad he was stupid enough to get caught. Make him talk about all the sites he gets the images from so that they can bust more pedos.


His job is probably how he found them in the first place.
 
2013-08-16 03:55:09 PM
Also, unless they had "key tracker" software on the laptop (certainly possible), it sounds like he wasn't even using "Incognito Mode" on his browser when doing this, if they just looked it up with website history.   A true idiot then.
 
2013-08-16 03:55:12 PM

kvinesknows: Amos Quito: Headso: Dirtybird971: URAPNIS

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2013-08-16 03:36:42 PM

I've searched for puffy nipples before........Well, a lot.


From what I understand about CP, you have to down load it, just viewing it is very wrong but not illegal.

/and sick

if you viewed it you did download it

So I just downloaded your post?

yes.  look in your temp drive


correctomundo, though you mean temp folder. Your browser caches A) your browsing history, B) copies of most of the files you view so that if you visit the page again, it won't take as long to load.
 
2013-08-16 03:56:16 PM

Dirtybird971: URAPNIS

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2013-08-16 03:36:42 PM

I've searched for puffy nipples before........Well, a lot.


From what I understand about CP, you have to down load it, just viewing it is very wrong but not illegal.

/and sick


You don't understand much about this whole internet/web browsing thingy do you?
 
2013-08-16 03:56:40 PM
How farking stupid do you have to be to download illegal shiat on the office (squad car) computer? I know cops take bribes, steal evidence drugs and kill minorities as a matter of course but downloading kiddie porn on the company computer is just retarded.
 
2013-08-16 04:02:06 PM
I'm going to go ahead and blame the unions.
 
2013-08-16 04:05:07 PM

Mugato: ...but downloading kiddie porn on the company computer is just retarded.


FTFY
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-08-16 04:05:45 PM

Mugato: How farking stupid do you have to be to download illegal shiat on the office (squad car) computer? I know cops take bribes, steal evidence drugs and kill minorities as a matter of course but downloading kiddie porn on the company computer is just retarded.


they also cuff black firefighters that wave at them, but I just beat a dead horse...
 
2013-08-16 04:06:27 PM

Headso: Amos Quito: Headso: Dirtybird971: URAPNIS

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2013-08-16 03:36:42 PM

I've searched for puffy nipples before........Well, a lot.


From what I understand about CP, you have to down load it, just viewing it is very wrong but not illegal.

/and sick

if you viewed it you did download it

So I just downloaded your post?

yeah, do you think you are viewing it from my computer through one of the internet's tubes?



I feel dirty now.
 
2013-08-16 04:06:38 PM
I'm more surprised he didn't go the 'to catch a perv i must think like one' angle.
 
2013-08-16 04:08:19 PM

skinink: Headso: no picture of the dude?

Here's the idiot:

[www.wbir.com image 640x360]

Glad he was stupid enough to get caught. Make him talk about all the sites he gets the images from so that they can bust more pedos.


I'm trying to figure out how the internet works in your world and drawing an absolute blank.  Do you still say 'Etch-Tee-Tee-Pee' when giving people a web site to look up?
 
2013-08-16 04:11:21 PM

TuteTibiImperes: LeroyBourne: I've said it before, and I'll say it again.  They must give any shlub a badge these days.  You mean they can track what websites I go to?  Bu bu but how?

It says he was an auxiliary officer.  Different places have different requirements, but around here the auxiliary guys are part time unpaid volunteers who receive minimal training and mainly just direct traffic, help provide a visible police presence at public events,  and help block off crime scenes.  IIRC they're not even armed.


My folks live in a seasonal town. When summer hits the population growns by at least 3x. You can tell the seasonal cops from the regulars, they are dressed alike except for the seasonal one dont have guns.
 
2013-08-16 04:17:40 PM
If it's wrong to search for young puffy nipples I don't want to be right
 
2013-08-16 04:20:02 PM

scubamage: kvinesknows: Amos Quito: Headso: Dirtybird971: URAPNIS

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2013-08-16 03:36:42 PM

I've searched for puffy nipples before........Well, a lot.


From what I understand about CP, you have to down load it, just viewing it is very wrong but not illegal.

/and sick

if you viewed it you did download it

So I just downloaded your post?

yes.  look in your temp drive

correctomundo, though you mean temp folder. Your browser caches A) your browsing history, B) copies of most of the files you view so that if you visit the page again, it won't take as long to load.


What if I have CP on a DVD and look at it on my computer? You know, A DVD that someone else burned.
 
2013-08-16 04:23:13 PM

JustGetItRight: Dirtybird971: URAPNIS

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2013-08-16 03:36:42 PM

I've searched for puffy nipples before........Well, a lot.


From what I understand about CP, you have to down load it, just viewing it is very wrong but not illegal.

/and sick

You don't understand much about this whole internet/web browsing thingy do you?


He's obviously a cop.
 
2013-08-16 04:29:02 PM

URAPNIS: scubamage: kvinesknows: Amos Quito: Headso: Dirtybird971: URAPNIS

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2013-08-16 03:36:42 PM

I've searched for puffy nipples before........Well, a lot.


From what I understand about CP, you have to down load it, just viewing it is very wrong but not illegal.

/and sick

if you viewed it you did download it

So I just downloaded your post?

yes.  look in your temp drive

correctomundo, though you mean temp folder. Your browser caches A) your browsing history, B) copies of most of the files you view so that if you visit the page again, it won't take as long to load.

What if I have CP on a DVD and look at it on my computer? You know, A DVD that someone else burned.


you have the DVD dont you.?
 
2013-08-16 04:31:28 PM

kvinesknows: URAPNIS: scubamage: kvinesknows: Amos Quito: Headso: Dirtybird971: URAPNIS

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2013-08-16 03:36:42 PM

I've searched for puffy nipples before........Well, a lot.


From what I understand about CP, you have to down load it, just viewing it is very wrong but not illegal.

/and sick

if you viewed it you did download it

So I just downloaded your post?

yes.  look in your temp drive

correctomundo, though you mean temp folder. Your browser caches A) your browsing history, B) copies of most of the files you view so that if you visit the page again, it won't take as long to load.

What if I have CP on a DVD and look at it on my computer? You know, A DVD that someone else burned.

you have the DVD dont you.?


I am of a curious sort.
 
2013-08-16 04:33:13 PM

Tom_Slick: LeroyBourne: I've said it before, and I'll say it again.  They must give any shlub a badge these days.  You mean they can track what websites I go to?  Bu bu but how?

It was probably more of a case of "I'm a cop they won't suspect me"


That right there is proof that cops don't take IA seriously.

/If I *EVER* were to become a cop, I would request IA.
 
2013-08-16 04:41:54 PM
If you are worried about incriminating yourself, you can do a hard-clean of your browser cache by deleting everything in the C:\Windows\System32\ directory. Ignore any warnings that come up; they're from legacy code left over from older versions of Windows.
 
2013-08-16 04:52:16 PM
Another skin headed cop, what a surprise.
 
2013-08-16 05:02:30 PM

Mugato: How farking stupid do you have to be to download illegal shiat on the office (squad car) computer? I know cops take bribes, steal evidence drugs and kill minorities as a matter of course but downloading kiddie porn on the company computer is just retarded.


s17.postimg.org
 
2013-08-16 05:02:40 PM

cubic_spleen: If you are worried about incriminating yourself, you can do a hard-clean of your browser cache by deleting everything in the C:\Windows\System32\ directory. Ignore any warnings that come up; they're from legacy code left over from older versions of Windows.


Sure, you can do that if you want to leave traces. But the only way to make sure is to take a hard line approach that leaves no chance of your genes entering the pool...

a) locate the family heirloom pistol
b) load a few rounds. You'll only need one..
c) find a tiled or vinyl-floored room, then place the end of the barrel to your temple...
d) "the end of the sopranos.."
 
2013-08-16 05:05:04 PM
imageshack.us
 
2013-08-16 05:11:17 PM
His face is oddly symmetrical, as such he should be stunningly attractive but instead he just looks like a very sad potato.
Also, 70 miles east of Knoxville is way more than 70 miles too east of my TN comfort zone. The East Grand Division always scared the living crap out of me when I lived in the middle one.
 
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