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(NYPost)   Noooooooooo. What kind of depraved human would subject other patients to torture such as this?   ( divider line
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2013-08-16 05:20:26 PM  
3 votes:

/Now obligatory for every LL thread
2013-08-16 01:17:40 PM  
3 votes:
I think it is perfectly normal to share your rock-bottom moment with the other people at rehab.
2013-08-16 05:06:20 PM  
2 votes:
She has the nicest areolas. They're very light pink, and the color is almost indistinguishable from the surrounding skin. In some pictures, you can barely see any areola at all. Maybe I have some Barbie tit fetish, but I find her breasts extremely erotic.
2013-08-16 04:21:20 PM  
2 votes:
interesting stories, to be sure...
2013-08-16 04:09:03 PM  
2 votes:
Lindsey Lohan is a goddamn national treasure and should be respected.  She's trying to clean up her life, and all you guys want to do is tear her down.  You can all shut your whore mouths.
2013-08-16 02:52:36 PM  
2 votes:
"She basically forced me to watch that crappy movie 'I Know Who Killed Me' with her, the one where she plays a stripper," the source told the gossip site.

Hilarious... sounds like a line straight out of an Onion article.
2013-08-16 02:18:15 PM  
2 votes:

AirForceVet: I liked the movie "A Prairie Home Companion" that she played in. She did a nice song bit, IMHO.

I agree it was a good role. outshined by Dusty and Lefty.
2013-08-16 02:08:27 PM  
2 votes:
Are you kidding? I would LOVE to watch her movies with her, that would be awesomesauce.

Particularly the Liz Taylor biopic, which I haven't seen, I'd really like her to talk me through that one.
2013-08-17 06:13:52 PM  
1 vote:


Or the Eighth Amendment?

There was something on that third tablet Moses dropped.

"Fifteen - " (CRASH!) "...Ten! Ten Commandments!"

\totally have to watch that now
2013-08-17 01:26:47 AM  
1 vote:

FlyingJ: give me doughnuts: Don't judge me. Penny was HAWT!

Nobody wondered why Dr. Smith palled around with Will Robinson while insulting the robot for protecting him so why don't you have a seat over there...

I know why in the '98 movie they worked together in the last 1/3 of the movie.
2013-08-16 05:36:40 PM  
1 vote:

Deadite: /Mimi Rogers, I would only hesitate for a bit due to her cult membership

Jesus, how much gay was Tom Cruise dosed with to divorce that? George Takei would motorboat those puppies until you used the jaws of life to pry him off.
2013-08-16 05:14:27 PM  
1 vote:

Deadite: tricycleracer: Deadite: Meh I'd do it as long as she doesn't mind me staring into her eyes while I'm masturbating to Mean Girls. I'd try and time it to when that one girl gets hit by a bus.

I try to finish on a "So fetch" line.

Same but only if Lacey Chabert was there as well.

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Just don't do that while watching "Lost in Space" or you have a problem.
2013-08-16 04:58:35 PM  
1 vote:

69gnarkill69: She's going to be far less entertaining and far more annoying now that she's sober.

Yeah hope she doesnt turn into a workout nazi and praises (insert deity here) person and talks about how bad sex is.
2013-08-16 04:18:06 PM  
1 vote:
I'd love to kick back and watch the film she just did with James Deen.  Then we'd get all horny and stuff and then she'd ravish me.

/America....the land of dreams
2013-08-16 04:03:38 PM  
1 vote:
So sober living coach is a thing.
'I want to get high.'
'No, let's go shopping instead.'
'OK, that sounds fun.'
2013-08-16 03:55:28 PM  
1 vote:

AirForceVet: I liked the movie "A Prairie Home Companion" that she played in. She did a nice song bit, IMHO.

She was clean in that pic, but I suspect Tomlin was high as a kite.
2013-08-16 03:54:45 PM  
1 vote:
2013-08-16 03:52:04 PM  
1 vote:
Perfect casting.
2013-08-16 03:42:53 PM  
1 vote:
To be fair, they were rehabbing on the Satellite of Love.
2013-08-16 03:00:26 PM  
1 vote:
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