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(NFL)   Will Colin Kaepernick and Alex Smith get into a stare-down? Will Kevin Kolb beat out Matt Cassel in the battle of disappointing starters? Will Tom Brady remember the names of any of his receivers? It's your Friday night NFL preseason thread   (nfl.com) divider line 370
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2013-08-16 01:54:19 PM
Mostly clear, around 60 degrees tonight, fair.  Really nice night to be gazing at the sky at Arrowhead.

Especially if you're Alex Smith.  I'm sure the 49ers D-Line can help you with that.

/GO NINERS
 
2013-08-16 03:03:08 PM
Matt Cassel plays for Minny now? Weird.
 
2013-08-16 03:48:04 PM
He's probably an upgrade over Joe Webb as backup QB, considering last year's wildcard game.
 
2013-08-16 03:52:22 PM
Oh so we get a thread today, but Chargers Vs Bears an epic QB battle got nothing? Fark you sold out!
 
2013-08-16 03:52:43 PM
 
2013-08-16 03:59:22 PM

SenorBenedict: Oh so we get a thread today, but Chargers Vs Bears an epic QB battle got nothing? Fark you sold out!


When it's between two teams that had to make way for Taylor Swift in consecutive weeks, you get nothing. (She was in Chicago last Saturday and in San Diego last night.)
 
2013-08-16 04:02:01 PM

Gosling: SenorBenedict: Oh so we get a thread today, but Chargers Vs Bears an epic QB battle got nothing? Fark you sold out!

When it's between two teams that had to make way for Taylor Swift in consecutive weeks, you get nothing. (She was in Chicago last Saturday and in San Diego last night.)


Rivers vs Cutler epic QB battle?  Yeah, I tossed him a 'Funny' vote for that one.
 
2013-08-16 04:06:06 PM

DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: Gosling: SenorBenedict: Oh so we get a thread today, but Chargers Vs Bears an epic QB battle got nothing? Fark you sold out!

When it's between two teams that had to make way for Taylor Swift in consecutive weeks, you get nothing. (She was in Chicago last Saturday and in San Diego last night.)

Rivers vs Cutler epic QB battle?  Yeah, I tossed him a 'Funny' vote for that one.


I hoped that would be sarcastic enough to tip my hand alas. Though there was Wheeden vs Stafford. A true battle of the race to the bottom.

At least Detroit doesn't have to worry about being 4-0 in preseason curse this year. ESPN was hilariously saying that Weeden should be preaseaon MVP as if thats a thing that should happen.
 
2013-08-16 04:06:48 PM

Gosling: SenorBenedict: Oh so we get a thread today, but Chargers Vs Bears an epic QB battle got nothing? Fark you sold out!

When it's between two teams that had to make way for Taylor Swift in consecutive weeks, you get nothing. (She was in Chicago last Saturday and in San Diego last night.)


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I really had no reason for doing that.
 
2013-08-16 04:12:48 PM
After watching the Lions "play" yesterday, I think it's time to start drinking again.  Drinking heavily.
 
2013-08-16 04:18:41 PM

Doogled: After watching the Lions "play" yesterday, I think it's time to start drinking again.  Drinking heavily.


It's preseason man there is no way the 1st team browns hang 30 points on any opponent.
 
2013-08-16 04:21:47 PM

Doogled: After watching the Lions "play" yesterday, I think it's time to start drinking again.  Drinking heavily.


At least you didn't have to watch Philip Rivers and Jay Cutler play hot potato with the football.
 
2013-08-16 04:27:40 PM
Matt Flynn wants in for the hyped back-up role
 
2013-08-16 04:31:39 PM
Only 20 days until real football!

/I really need to finish my fantasy draft board
//Right now it's a piece of card with NO COWBOYS crudely scrawled on in red Sharpie.
 
2013-08-16 04:33:35 PM
Though the bears game did have at least one monstrous completely legal hit on a charger courtesy of John Bostic.

http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=Rwc082M9fds

ignore garbage youtube quality.
 
2013-08-16 04:37:04 PM

SenorBenedict: Oh so we get a thread today, but Chargers Vs Bears an epic QB battle got nothing? Fark you sold out!


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2013-08-16 04:37:04 PM

zerkalo: Matt Flynn wants in for the hyped back-up role


You know, he looks like Matt Damon.  Ever noticed that?
 
2013-08-16 04:42:21 PM

SenorBenedict: Doogled: After watching the Lions "play" yesterday, I think it's time to start drinking again.  Drinking heavily.

It's preseason man there is no way the 1st team browns hang 30 points on any opponent.


The Browns are the sleeper team this year. Bet them to win the AFC North.
 
2013-08-16 04:45:25 PM

js34603: SenorBenedict: Doogled: After watching the Lions "play" yesterday, I think it's time to start drinking again.  Drinking heavily.

It's preseason man there is no way the 1st team browns hang 30 points on any opponent.

The Browns are the sleeper team this year. Bet them to win the AFC North.


That's an opinion so awful it just won a GOP primary.
 
2013-08-16 04:53:14 PM
Not sure what the bills are doing starting Kolb after Manuel showed promise in his first game.   But then again its the bills so logical decisions are not normal.
 
2013-08-16 04:55:03 PM
I checked out the last day of Broncos camp and snapped some pics. Hope you like them!


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2013-08-16 04:57:37 PM
Break a leg, Colin.
 
2013-08-16 04:58:12 PM

Warlordtrooper: Not sure what the bills are doing starting Kolb after Manuel showed promise in his first game.   But then again its the bills so logical decisions are not normal.


Even the hawks started Flynn last year during preseason if memory serves correctly. Besides its not like Manuel won't play in the game, they are just checking to see if Kolb might pretend to be a real QB.
 
2013-08-16 05:01:11 PM

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Warlordtrooper: Not sure what the bills are doing starting Kolb after Manuel showed promise in his first game.   But then again its the bills so logical decisions are not normal.



I think Manuel can be a factor, as long as he hangs around

 
2013-08-16 05:17:36 PM

Warlordtrooper: Not sure what the bills are doing starting Kolb after Manuel showed promise in his first game.   But then again its the bills so logical decisions are not normal.


Giving Kolb a preseason start to make sure he's

SenorBenedict: Warlordtrooper: Not sure what the bills are doing starting Kolb after Manuel showed promise in his first game.   But then again its the bills so logical decisions are not normal.

Even the hawks started Flynn last year during preseason if memory serves correctly. Besides its not like Manuel won't play in the game, they are just checking to see if Kolb might pretend to be a real QB.


Yeah, this.
 
2013-08-16 05:19:54 PM

SenorBenedict: js34603: SenorBenedict: Doogled: After watching the Lions "play" yesterday, I think it's time to start drinking again.  Drinking heavily.

It's preseason man there is no way the 1st team browns hang 30 points on any opponent.

The Browns are the sleeper team this year. Bet them to win the AFC North.

That's an opinion so awful it just won a GOP primary.


Oh pre-season NFL football, you break so many hearts.
 
2013-08-16 05:23:35 PM
Go niners!
 
2013-08-16 05:33:55 PM

ShadowLAnCeR: Go niners!


Yeah maybe this week they'll break double digits!
 
2013-08-16 05:34:39 PM
Seeing as there is one nationally broadcast game, I take it the quarterback for the New England Patriots will be a chimp or perhaps a camel. Anyone but Tom Brady and his Magical Knee.
 
2013-08-16 05:39:19 PM

SenorBenedict: ShadowLAnCeR: Go niners!

Yeah maybe this week they'll break double digits!


Seahawks fan detected, deploying troll bait!

webtrax.hu
 
2013-08-16 05:40:36 PM

/p>

TheShavingofOccam123: Anyone but Tom Brady and his Magical Knee.

You know how gunshy he's been about his knee, period, since that Chief went Operation Codename: Gumby on him?  Can you imagine how skittish he'll be now?



For example, him going Operation Codename: Sweep The Leg, Johnny on Ed Reed in January?
 
2013-08-16 05:55:03 PM
Knees will be snapped, heads will be concussed, laughs will be had.
 
2013-08-16 05:57:18 PM

Wadded Beef: I checked out the last day of Broncos camp and snapped some pics. Hope you like them!


I thought they banned the scissor lift photography after that guy got blown off and died last year
 
2013-08-16 05:57:58 PM
Who will win the preseason cup?

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2013-08-16 05:58:19 PM

Lost Thought 00: I thought they banned the scissor lift photography after that guy got blown off and died last year


I think Notre Dame banned it but I don't know if the NCAA did.  and aside from that, they were operating it in high winds.  I imagine in Dove Valley they are pretty careful about that kind of thing.
 
2013-08-16 05:58:36 PM

ShadowLAnCeR: SenorBenedict: ShadowLAnCeR: Go niners!

Yeah maybe this week they'll break double digits!

Seahawks fan detected, deploying troll bait!

[webtrax.hu image 358x400]


Nah I'm a bills fan, you know a team that put up 34 points last weekend, seven times what the niners managed. Oh yeah we're superb owl bound.
 
2013-08-16 05:59:21 PM
Damn it 44 points not 34, and that is why I'm a bills fan, even the fans are incompetent (obviously if we weren't we'd like a better team).
 
2013-08-16 05:59:48 PM

Lost Thought 00: Knees will be snapped, heads will be concussed, laughs will be had.


I think I hear ACL/MCLs tearing... yes indeed preseason football time
 
2013-08-16 06:01:51 PM

SenorBenedict: ShadowLAnCeR: SenorBenedict: ShadowLAnCeR: Go niners!

Yeah maybe this week they'll break double digits!

Seahawks fan detected, deploying troll bait!

[webtrax.hu image 358x400]

Nah I'm a bills fan, you know a team that put up 34 points last weekend, seven times what the niners managed. Oh yeah we're superb owl bound.


never give up the dream, that superb owl will be yours

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/what a superb owl might look like
 
2013-08-16 06:08:05 PM

SenorBenedict: Damn it 44 points not 34, and that is why I'm a bills fan, even the fans are incompetent (obviously if we weren't we'd like a better team).


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2013-08-16 06:09:09 PM

SenorBenedict: ShadowLAnCeR: SenorBenedict: ShadowLAnCeR: Go niners!

Yeah maybe this week they'll break double digits!

Seahawks fan detected, deploying troll bait!

[webtrax.hu image 358x400]

Nah I'm a bills fan, you know a team that put up 34 points last weekend, seven times what the niners managed. Oh yeah we're superb owl bound.


Nice, I can respect the bills.
 
2013-08-16 06:10:30 PM
Things I want to see:

1) Manuel throw a deep ball
2) Goodwin run another one back
3) A good 2nd corner battle
4) No injuries.
 
2013-08-16 06:12:09 PM

ShadowLAnCeR: SenorBenedict: ShadowLAnCeR: SenorBenedict: ShadowLAnCeR: Go niners!

Yeah maybe this week they'll break double digits!

Seahawks fan detected, deploying troll bait!

[webtrax.hu image 358x400]

Nah I'm a bills fan, you know a team that put up 34 points last weekend, seven times what the niners managed. Oh yeah we're superb owl bound.

Nice, I can respect the bills.


If only the Bills management thought the same.
 
2013-08-16 06:15:05 PM

SenorBenedict: ShadowLAnCeR: SenorBenedict: ShadowLAnCeR: SenorBenedict: ShadowLAnCeR: Go niners!

Yeah maybe this week they'll break double digits!

Seahawks fan detected, deploying troll bait!

[webtrax.hu image 358x400]

Nah I'm a bills fan, you know a team that put up 34 points last weekend, seven times what the niners managed. Oh yeah we're superb owl bound.

Nice, I can respect the bills.

If only the Bills management thought the same.


i1.ytimg.com

/keep on keeping on, bills.
//go niners.
 
2013-08-16 06:17:51 PM
Go Hawks.

/Going to the game on Saturday.
 
2013-08-16 06:19:12 PM

The_Sponge: Go Hawks.

/Going to the game on Saturday.


Maybe they'll use your cheering for when they pipe in the crowd noise during the regular season.
 
2013-08-16 06:22:06 PM
So is this the 4 - 1 Bills that lose the rest of the way or the 4 - 7 Bills team that teases me til the end?

I'm joining Cleveland fan at the bar. Cardinals fans still remember almost winning it all. They need time to be properly ... broken again.
 
2013-08-16 06:22:09 PM
GIS result for sexy bills fan:

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2013-08-16 06:28:01 PM

SenorBenedict: Maybe they'll use your cheering for when they pipe in the crowd noise during the regular season.



Old bullshiat story is old.
 
2013-08-16 06:28:20 PM

nvmac: Mostly clear, around 60 degrees tonight, fair.  Really nice night to be gazing at the sky at Arrowhead.

Especially if you're Alex Smith.  I'm sure the 49ers D-Line can help you with that.

/GO NINERS


Suck it.
 
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