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(WTSP)   Quite possibly the funniest police photo of a flasher you will see all day   ( divider line
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15428 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Aug 2013 at 2:02 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-08-16 02:20:58 PM  
5 votes:
" But I wanted to make sure he wasn't coming .... closer.  "
2013-08-16 02:07:55 PM  
4 votes:
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2013-08-16 04:27:08 PM  
2 votes:
It's like the Invisible Man who lost his powers mid-masturbation.
2013-08-16 02:37:09 PM  
2 votes:
"I'll give one of you $200, or each of you $100 if you BLANK.
Or, if you wave to me I'll BLANK."

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2013-08-16 02:07:54 PM  
2 votes:
Fondling. Much nicer sounding than "masturbating furiously". So gentle. So loving
2013-08-16 02:06:19 PM  
2 votes:

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2013-08-17 12:08:30 AM  
1 vote:

Smarticus: mudpants: " But I wanted to make sure he wasn't coming .... closer.  "

Was say this.

Bad place to pause for sure...

I hope he gets what's coming..,,,,.to him.
2013-08-16 06:07:16 PM  
1 vote:
I hollered 'Don't look, Ethel!', but it was to late, we'd lost transporter containment..
2013-08-16 03:50:32 PM  
1 vote:
I don't see what the big deal is, all they had to do was say no thanks.  Not sit there smiling and sneaking coy looks at me like they were considering it and taking pictures of him.   I swear her glasses were so dark it was probably hard to tell what she was doing until he saw her make a phone call.
2013-08-16 03:43:28 PM  
1 vote:
Is it funny cause he's go no legs, subby? That's cold. Really cold.
2013-08-16 02:51:51 PM  
1 vote:
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/worth it
//just sayin...
2013-08-16 02:50:18 PM  
1 vote:
unavailable for comment..

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2013-08-16 02:26:17 PM  
1 vote:
Even though that is a shiatty picture it still looks exactly like a guy from florida.
2013-08-16 02:13:02 PM  
1 vote:
Where did his legs go? Maybe he's not fondling himself but using it as a pogo stick to get around, if it's flat, it doesn't work well as a pogo stick.
2013-08-16 02:07:02 PM  
1 vote:
it was disgusting.. I couldnt watch

but I kept my eye on him
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