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(WTSP)   Quite possibly the funniest police photo of a flasher you will see all day   ( ) divider line 32
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15401 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Aug 2013 at 2:02 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-08-16 02:06:19 PM  
2013-08-16 02:06:49 PM  
won't somebody think of the children?

//hundreds dead in Egypt
2013-08-16 02:07:02 PM  
it was disgusting.. I couldnt watch

but I kept my eye on him
2013-08-16 02:07:54 PM  
Fondling. Much nicer sounding than "masturbating furiously". So gentle. So loving
2013-08-16 02:07:55 PM
2013-08-16 02:08:04 PM  

kvinesknows: but I kept my eye on him

he kept his one-eye on you too
2013-08-16 02:08:10 PM  
I wish the note wasn't redacted. That would have been amazing.

/not a perv
//I hope
2013-08-16 02:08:39 PM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: [ image 850x478]

2013-08-16 02:12:38 PM  
wow, Lootie sure has let himself go
2013-08-16 02:13:02 PM  
Where did his legs go? Maybe he's not fondling himself but using it as a pogo stick to get around, if it's flat, it doesn't work well as a pogo stick.
2013-08-16 02:15:31 PM  
His 2 for the same price offer was classic.

He's a frugal flasher.
2013-08-16 02:20:58 PM  
" But I wanted to make sure he wasn't coming .... closer.  "
2013-08-16 02:22:56 PM  
2013-08-16 02:23:41 PM  
Dang, that Anthony Weiner guy gets around.

/Weiner Waver
2013-08-16 02:23:42 PM  
police photo?
2013-08-16 02:26:17 PM  
Even though that is a shiatty picture it still looks exactly like a guy from florida.
2013-08-16 02:37:09 PM  
"I'll give one of you $200, or each of you $100 if you BLANK.
Or, if you wave to me I'll BLANK."

2013-08-16 02:50:18 PM  
unavailable for comment..
2013-08-16 02:51:51 PM  
<Follow 10 News Reporter Melanie Michael on twitter @WTSPMelanie>

/worth it
//just sayin...
2013-08-16 03:01:30 PM  

mudpants: " But I wanted to make sure he wasn't coming .... closer.  "

Was say this.

2013-08-16 03:27:02 PM  
..and that was the day they ran into ALBERT FLASHE-E-E-E-E-R
2013-08-16 03:43:28 PM  
Is it funny cause he's go no legs, subby? That's cold. Really cold.
2013-08-16 03:50:32 PM  
I don't see what the big deal is, all they had to do was say no thanks.  Not sit there smiling and sneaking coy looks at me like they were considering it and taking pictures of him.   I swear her glasses were so dark it was probably hard to tell what she was doing until he saw her make a phone call.
2013-08-16 04:01:32 PM  
Thanks for autoplay video warning!
2013-08-16 04:27:08 PM  
It's like the Invisible Man who lost his powers mid-masturbation.
2013-08-16 06:07:16 PM  
I hollered 'Don't look, Ethel!', but it was to late, we'd lost transporter containment..
2013-08-16 08:49:40 PM  
the ugly tree was not kind to this man
2013-08-16 10:32:16 PM  
Wait, the chick that took the photo is 25 and grew up in Venice
Reports states that sommething like this doesn't happen in "hometown" Venice

I was in Venice, for several days, during a vacation 27 years ago
This is/was exactly the type of behavior, and some worse, that one would NOT, be surprised to encounter in Venice
It was a wild, crazy, mixed up mosh of all kinds of behavior
I had already visited many places by that time in my life
Venice still sticks in my head
I loved it, you could be anything you wanted to be there and only the tourists would notice you as being different

/damn, I am old
//off my lawn
2013-08-16 10:36:40 PM  

bearded clamorer: "I'll give one of you $200, or each of you $100 if you BLANK.
Or, if you wave to me I'll BLANK."

[ image 260x320]


2013-08-16 11:15:32 PM  
I didn't get much of a thrill from the pic of the dude with no legs, but the video focusing constantly on the barely-clothed twat of the witness kinda creamed my potatoes.
2013-08-17 12:08:30 AM  

Smarticus: mudpants: " But I wanted to make sure he wasn't coming .... closer.  "

Was say this.

Bad place to pause for sure...

I hope he gets what's coming..,,,,.to him.
2013-08-17 03:13:59 AM  
DownDaRiver:  ...
I was in Venice, for several days, during a vacation 27 years ago


Pretty sure you're thinking of Venice Beach California, not Venice Florida.  My folks retired in Venice Florida and it's by no means wild and crazy.
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