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(Huffington Post)   Not news: Anti-gay evangelist writes book about child discipline according to the Bible. FARK: For the picture on the cover he uses one of the TV show "Modern Family". Bonus: He assumes any images he finds using Google are not copyrighted   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 123
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2013-08-16 01:27:02 PM
Maybe Subby should have gone with Ironic instead of Fail. Either way, I giggled over his ignorance.
 
2013-08-16 01:32:01 PM
Holy shiat, his very first point is "I don't even OWN a TV!"

That's awesome.
 
2013-08-16 01:39:28 PM
1. Sue evangelist out of existence.
2. Obtain currency.
3. Donate to gay rights groups.
 
2013-08-16 01:43:26 PM
He's clearly the real victim here.  He was falsely accused!
i.huffpost.com
 
2013-08-16 01:44:09 PM
Book fails without "bring them up on charges of disobedience and have the whole town stone them" as a last(?) resort.

// it's in Deuteronomy, study it out
 
2013-08-16 01:50:57 PM
Oh, wait - Proverbs only.

19:13 - a foolish son is the calamity of his father
19:17 - he that is gracious to the poor...shall have his kindness repaid
19:22 - a man's lust is his shame, and a poor man is preferable to a liar
19:27 - do not, my son, hear rebuke that turns you from the words of knowledge

Maybe he's on to something...
 
2013-08-16 01:53:50 PM
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What is it with these pervert Christians leaders and their obsession with 'discipline' for young children?

/savages
 
2013-08-16 01:57:11 PM
Thou shalt not steal, bro.
 
2013-08-16 02:00:43 PM

Godscrack: [imageshack.us image 436x664]

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What is it with these pervert Christians leaders and their obsession with 'discipline' for young children?

/savages


Why does the pic on the cover of a book entitled "Shaping Your Child's Sexual Identity" involve one young boy standing with his crotch in the face of another young boy?  What "shape" are they going for?
 
2013-08-16 02:06:42 PM

timujin: Why does the pic on the cover of a book entitled "Shaping Your Child's Sexual Identity" involve one young boy standing with his crotch in the face of another young boy?  What "shape" are they going for?


I'm more worried about the axe, myself.
 
2013-08-16 02:10:11 PM

Godscrack: [imageshack.us image 436x664]

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What is it with these pervert Christians leaders and their obsession with 'discipline' for young children?

/savages


Isn't the Rekers guy the one who hired the luggage boy to haul his trunk all around Europe?
 
2013-08-16 02:13:33 PM

Dr Dreidel: Book fails without "bring them up on charges of disobedience and have the whole town stone them" as a last(?) resort.

// it's in Deuteronomy, study it out


No, you're good. Deuteronomy 21:18-21

"18 If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, that will not hearken to the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and though they chasten him, will not hearken unto them;

19 then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place;

20 and they shall say unto the elders of his city: 'This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he doth not hearken to our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard.'

21 And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die; so shalt thou put away the evil from the midst of thee; and all Israel shall hear, and fear."
 
2013-08-16 02:16:37 PM

bdub77: 1. Sue evangelist out of existence.
2. Obtain currency.
3. Donate to gay rights groups.


Made this pop into my head, so I made it.

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2013-08-16 02:20:43 PM
Why wouldn't he use an image of his own family?
 
2013-08-16 02:21:47 PM
Deuteronomy 21:18-2118If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them:
19Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place;
20And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard.
21And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear.
 
2013-08-16 02:22:04 PM

papafree: Why wouldn't he use an image of his own family?


Why go to the work of snapping a pic when all pictures on the internet are copyright free?

/ya dingus
 
2013-08-16 02:23:16 PM

papafree: Why wouldn't he use an image of his own family?


Or this wholesome slice of Americana:
renalfailure.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-08-16 02:24:13 PM

Chariset: timujin: Why does the pic on the cover of a book entitled "Shaping Your Child's Sexual Identity" involve one young boy standing with his crotch in the face of another young boy?  What "shape" are they going for?

I'm more worried about the axe, myself.


What's the old joke? "You're scared? I'm the one who has to walk back alone!"
 
2013-08-16 02:25:18 PM

papafree: Why wouldn't he use an image of his own family?


I bet he's single.
 
2013-08-16 02:27:49 PM

Marcus Aurelius: He's clearly the real victim here.  He was falsely accused!
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Who wouldn't listen to a man that is quite clearly educated and well-versed in publication.
 
2013-08-16 02:28:20 PM

Marcus Aurelius: He's clearly the real victim here.  He was falsely accused!
[i.huffpost.com image 570x369]


I love that TV is wicked, but Facebook is just fine.

scottydoesntknow: Holy shiat, his very first point is "I don't even OWN a TV!"

That's awesome.


It makes sense. It's easier to keep an echo chamber of your outdated beliefs when you limit your access to current society.
 
2013-08-16 02:28:28 PM

Marcus Aurelius: He's clearly the real victim here.  He was falsely accused!
[i.huffpost.com image 570x369]


After being exposed as an intellectual property thief and a bigot, I do not understand what he hopes to gain by claiming also to be a hipster.
 
2013-08-16 02:28:56 PM
I like how he says he was FALSLY ACCUSED and then admits to putting the picture on his book.
 
2013-08-16 02:29:33 PM

Torgo_of_Manos: Godscrack: [imageshack.us image 436x664]

[imageshack.us image 146x190][imageshack.us image 150x188]

What is it with these pervert Christians leaders and their obsession with 'discipline' for young children?

/savages

Isn't the Rekers guy the one who hired the luggage boy to haul his trunk all around Europe?


I believe the proper title is "Rentboy".
 
2013-08-16 02:29:48 PM

Chariset: timujin: Why does the pic on the cover of a book entitled "Shaping Your Child's Sexual Identity" involve one young boy standing with his crotch in the face of another young boy?  What "shape" are they going for?

I'm more worried about the axe, myself.


And that the boy is already sitting on the wood pile.  This has a feeling like something Abraham tried.
 
2013-08-16 02:32:01 PM

Ring of Fire: I like how he says he was FALSLY ACCUSED and then admits to putting the picture on his book.


'I've been falsely accused of doing exactly what I did!"

Though I'm pretty sure he means he's been falsely accused of endorsing Satan's favorite show, the one with the wicked evil homogays.
 
2013-08-16 02:35:25 PM

scottydoesntknow: Holy shiat, his very first point is "I don't even OWN a TV!"

That's awesome.


Bet he's real fun to hang out with.
 
2013-08-16 02:36:25 PM

Car_Ramrod: Marcus Aurelius: He's clearly the real victim here.  He was falsely accused!
[i.huffpost.com image 570x369]

I love that TV is wicked, but Facebook is just fine.



And google. It's virtually impossible to see wickedness on teh google.
 
2013-08-16 02:37:11 PM

Ring of Fire: I like how he says he was FALSLY ACCUSED and then admits to putting the picture on his book.


He is a true servant of his god...of course he can do no wrong.
 
2013-08-16 02:37:28 PM

Richard C Stanford: scottydoesntknow: Holy shiat, his very first point is "I don't even OWN a TV!"

That's awesome.

Bet he's real fun to hang out with.


I cannot even imagine not having watched ANY tv for 35 years.
 
2013-08-16 02:38:22 PM
The better question to ask is this: This guy clearly put zero effort and no research into the book's cover, so why should you assume he's put any into the book's contents?
 
2013-08-16 02:39:03 PM
He's a lumberjack and that's OK
 
2013-08-16 02:39:37 PM

Marcus Aurelius: He's clearly the real victim here. He was falsely accused!


43 followers? Either this guy sucks at what he does, or Evangelical sheep-shearing isn't as popular as it used to be.
 
2013-08-16 02:40:21 PM

Marcus Aurelius: He's clearly the real victim here.  He was falsely accused!
[i.huffpost.com image 570x369]


Wow, a whooping 43 followers, glad he got the word out.
 
2013-08-16 02:40:48 PM
Anyone who knows me, knows I would never condone such wickedness as sodomy or even TV

But I'll Google the holy FARK out of pictures all day long.

/Because computers aren't "wicked", I guess...
 
2013-08-16 02:40:59 PM

bluenote13: Richard C Stanford: scottydoesntknow: Holy shiat, his very first point is "I don't even OWN a TV!"

That's awesome.

Bet he's real fun to hang out with.

I cannot even imagine not having watched ANY tv for 35 years.


So, he quit watching TV because he apparently thought that Gilligan's Island was sinful.
 
2013-08-16 02:41:52 PM

theorellior: Marcus Aurelius: He's clearly the real victim here. He was falsely accused!

43 followers? Either this guy sucks at what he does, or Evangelical sheep-shearing isn't as popular as it used to be.


LeroyBourne: Marcus Aurelius: He's clearly the real victim here.  He was falsely accused!
[i.huffpost.com image 570x369]

Wow, a whooping 43 followers, glad he got the word out.



Hey, that's like 70% of his entire hometown population!
 
2013-08-16 02:41:57 PM

thornhill: papafree: Why wouldn't he use an image of his own family?

I bet he's single.


or his boyfriend did not want to be in the book
 
2013-08-16 02:42:24 PM

scottydoesntknow: Holy shiat, his very first point is "I don't even OWN a TV!"



What's his Fark handle?
 
2013-08-16 02:43:25 PM
So these are the last TV shows that this guy watched?
No wonder he is all screwed up...

1978 TV Shows
 
2013-08-16 02:46:00 PM
I think he just wrote the book for the "research" he got to do to go along with it.

/Please tell me this moron doesn't have kids of his own
 
2013-08-16 02:49:32 PM
"I don't even own a TV" is becoming the new "I have gay friends" isn't it?
 
2013-08-16 02:50:15 PM

thornhill: papafree: Why wouldn't he use an image of his own family?

I bet he's single.


My is from a Catholic family so we got married in her church.  We had to attend two nights of premarital counselling before they would marry us.  The speaker starts by telling us that this was to give us some life lessons and then goes on to say while he isn't married himself he does live with his mother which is basically the same.  Left at first break, never went back
 
2013-08-16 02:51:18 PM

Chariset: timujin: Why does the pic on the cover of a book entitled "Shaping Your Child's Sexual Identity" involve one young boy standing with his crotch in the face of another young boy?  What "shape" are they going for?

I'm more worried about the axe, myself.



"Uncle" Bob likes taking young boys out to the woodshed. For "discipline."
 
2013-08-16 02:54:06 PM
Anti-gay evangelist = gayer than Richard Simmons wearing a gold lame thong, dancing to an Ibiza remix of New York, New York by Liza Minnelli, during the pride parade in the Castro District.

That man is probably so far into the closet, Aslan is asking him to pay property taxes in Narnia.
 
2013-08-16 02:56:03 PM

theorellior: Marcus Aurelius: He's clearly the real victim here. He was falsely accused!

43 followers? Either this guy sucks at what he does, or Evangelical sheep-shearing isn't as popular as it used to be.


So, so very close.
 
2013-08-16 02:56:30 PM
Well, duh, copyright isn't in the Bible.
 
2013-08-16 02:57:49 PM

give me doughnuts: "Uncle" Bob likes taking young boys out to the woodshed. For "discipline."



not amused
i13.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-16 02:58:02 PM
That man is probably so far into the closet, Aslan is asking him to pay property taxes in Narnia.

Ok, that's a winner
 
2013-08-16 03:00:49 PM

give me doughnuts: Chariset: timujin: Why does the pic on the cover of a book entitled "Shaping Your Child's Sexual Identity" involve one young boy standing with his crotch in the face of another young boy?  What "shape" are they going for?

I'm more worried about the axe, myself.


"Uncle" Bob likes taking young boys out to the woodshed. For "discipline."


reminds me of... Uncle Touchy's Naked Puzzle Basement   (some comedian I forget who...)
 
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