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(WCVB Boston)   Police locate missing video store owner, who was most likely over at the Quick Stop the whole time   (wcvb.com) divider line 42
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2013-08-16 01:01:13 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-08-16 01:11:40 PM
at least he wasn't over at Mooby's that place is aweful
 
2013-08-16 01:18:48 PM
All I wanted was a copy of Happy Scrappy Hero Pups
 
2013-08-16 01:38:08 PM
i1.ytimg.com

// perhaps he was at the QuickER Stop?
 
2013-08-16 02:36:58 PM
He wasn't even supposed to be there today....
 
2013-08-16 02:38:19 PM
*obscure Clerks reference*
 
2013-08-16 02:41:28 PM
NAVY SEALS!
*Squeals!*
 
2013-08-16 02:41:55 PM
Well played, subby.
 
2013-08-16 02:42:52 PM

Last Man on Earth: Well played, subby.


Dammit, lost my image.

heartofthetiger.homestead.com
 
2013-08-16 02:43:02 PM
What's a video store?
 
2013-08-16 02:45:03 PM
Well, i see that's all been covered..

/hey, do you have that movie, with that guy?
 
2013-08-16 02:45:48 PM

Launch Code: What's a video store?


It's a big square building where they keep videos, but that's not important right now.
 
2013-08-16 02:46:31 PM

Not_The_Target_Market: He wasn't even supposed to be there today....


Came to make sure this was covered, leaving satisfied.

/Oh, I assure you, we're open...
 
2013-08-16 02:49:22 PM
Was afraid he got killed by the salsa shark.

I wonder how many people still don't know Dante died at the end of the movie.
 
2013-08-16 02:52:44 PM

skinink: Was afraid he got killed by the salsa shark.

I wonder how many people still don't know Dante died at the end of the movie.


That's a grey area. It was the original concept for the ending, and that scene was indeed shot. However, the widely released ending does not include that scene, to the best of my knowledge. Therefore, while that was the intent, the "actual movie" does not include Dante's death.

/We're both right.
 
2013-08-16 02:53:04 PM

skinink: I wonder how many people still don't know Dante died at the end of the movie.


Everyone that saw "Clerks 2"?
 
2013-08-16 02:54:23 PM

slapmastered: skinink: Was afraid he got killed by the salsa shark.

I wonder how many people still don't know Dante died at the end of the movie.

That's a grey area. It was the original concept for the ending, and that scene was indeed shot. However, the widely released ending does not include that scene, to the best of my knowledge. Therefore, while that was the intent, the "actual movie" does not include Dante's death.

/We're both right.


Stupid me picked it up on Blu Ray.  8mm (or was it 16?) doesn't really translate well into 1080p.  I think you can see the individual grains.
 
2013-08-16 02:59:44 PM
And try not to suck any d!ck on the way to the parking lot.
 
2013-08-16 03:02:01 PM
They saw through his ruse.
 
2013-08-16 03:02:24 PM
37?
 
2013-08-16 03:04:21 PM
Video Store Owner

Soon to join the ranks of
Travel Agent
Draftsman
Teletype Operator
FORTRAN coder
Film photographer
 
2013-08-16 03:07:33 PM
Was he playing hockey on the roof while wearing his CCCP jersey??

\I brought the orange one, and... the orange one.
 
2013-08-16 03:07:55 PM
I bet he was out at a good video store so he could rent a movie.
 
2013-08-16 03:10:00 PM
In the heat of the moment, sometimes it's OK to go video store to Quicke Mart.
 
2013-08-16 03:17:02 PM
In all likelihood, he was beheaded by someone who just returned from hell, and is now stored in a second floor closet.
 
2013-08-16 03:30:30 PM

Day_Old_Dutchie: Video Store Owner

Soon to join the ranks of
Travel Agent
Draftsman
Teletype Operator
FORTRAN coder
Film photographer


Draftsman is still a very stable and well paying job.  They dress it up in lots of funny names but it's still a  very real thing.
 
2013-08-16 03:51:41 PM

Lundah: skinink: I wonder how many people still don't know Dante died at the end of the movie.

Everyone that saw "Clerks 2"?


So, nobody.
 
2013-08-16 03:53:50 PM
Uhm.. Randal worked at the video store, but he didn't own it.

/technically correct is the best correct
//berserker
 
2013-08-16 04:03:35 PM
Video store?? How did anyone miss him?
 
2013-08-16 04:44:27 PM
Are there any balls down there?
 
2013-08-16 05:52:02 PM

leevis: Lundah: skinink: I wonder how many people still don't know Dante died at the end of the movie.

Everyone that saw "Clerks 2"?

So, nobody.


I'm gonna send Pillowpants after you.
 
2013-08-16 05:52:19 PM
Randall firing off the list of porno titles in front of the mother and child is still one of the funniest things I've seen.

Most assuredly NSFW
/cum on Eileen, ftw
 
2013-08-16 05:55:44 PM

ToddMU03: I bet he was out at a good video store so he could rent a movie.


Exactly, he owed a shiatty video store.
 
2013-08-16 06:47:29 PM

slapmastered: skinink: Was afraid he got killed by the salsa shark.

I wonder how many people still don't know Dante died at the end of the movie.

That's a grey area. It was the original concept for the ending, and that scene was indeed shot. However, the widely released ending does not include that scene, to the best of my knowledge. Therefore, while that was the intent, the "actual movie" does not include Dante's death.

/We're both right.


So Dante is dead, and Dante is not dead.   Come on, Erwin!  Wasn't the cat enough?
 
2013-08-16 07:21:52 PM

Day_Old_Dutchie: FORTRAN coder


IIRC, the Military and NASA still do a lot of stuff in FORTRAN thanks to cold war legacy systems and data preservation.
 
2013-08-16 08:18:05 PM

Preston Preston: Are there any balls down there?


Only the biggest pair you'll ever see, dingleberry!
 
2013-08-16 08:28:07 PM
Anyone up for burritos?
 
2013-08-16 10:39:25 PM
 He had to go to a real video store to get a movie..

/forgot your keys...
 
2013-08-17 02:45:47 AM
Porch Monkey 4 Life.
 
2013-08-17 02:51:53 AM
Day_Old_Dutchie:
FORTRAN coder

I`ve heard there is actually money to be made knowing how to program some of those older languages because there are still a number of computer systems from the early 70s still in use doing things like operating traffic lights and other assorted, dedicated functions. There are fewer and fewer people with the required skills necessary to maintain these older systems and there are many municipalities that would rather have their old system repaired than upgrade to a modern system.
 
2013-08-17 07:50:24 AM
Still the best cartoon to get cancelled halfway through the first season... I'm sure that's a short list though
 
2013-08-17 10:45:43 AM

Ghastly: Porch Monkey 4 Life.


You takin' it back?
 
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