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(ESPN)   Jealous that the Patriots are making all the homicide-related news, the Red Sox throw their hat into the ring   (espn.go.com) divider line 55
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2013-08-16 11:14:51 AM
Somehow I don't' see this making it into the latest Remy Report or in the "Best Of Don & Jerry " on NESN this year.

How do you mark "fatal stabbing" on your official Rem Dawg scorecard?
 
2013-08-16 11:26:38 AM
umm, why should action of the son of a television host reflect badly on the team?
 
2013-08-16 11:31:56 AM
How did she like dem apples?
 
2013-08-16 11:57:30 AM
Too bad they don't test announcer's kids for steroids.  They could have picked this shiathead off a long time ago.

Seriously, though...I can understand Jerry being so very depressed.  Battling cancer and now a kid that's a killer.  This could push him over the edge.
 
2013-08-16 12:08:02 PM
The team appears to have known that the son was no good.  FTA is says they fired him from a security guard position in 2008.
 
2013-08-16 12:12:45 PM

Demetrius: Seriously, though...I can understand Jerry being so very depressed.  Battling cancer and now a kid that's a killer.  This could push him over the edge.


Yeah, that's the not so funny part of this story.
By all accounts he seems like a great guy and I very much enjoy his commentary.
It's unfortunate his kid turned out to be such an asshole.
 
2013-08-16 12:22:26 PM
I am not a but fan of Rem but this is so sad.  His kid is a life long scum bag.
 
2013-08-16 12:23:58 PM
That sucks. Remdog is a class act, and he's already dealt with a lot of heavy shiat, some of it probably caused by his asshole kid.
 
2013-08-16 12:38:12 PM

Demetrius: Too bad they don't test announcer's kids for steroids.  They could have picked this shiathead off a long time ago.


Based on what I read in the article, the Red Sox dismissed this guy from the organization because of a steroid investigation of some kind.
 
2013-08-16 12:50:22 PM
Boston Wrong
 
2013-08-16 12:50:40 PM

shifty lookin bleeder: That sucks. Remdog is a class act, and he's already dealt with a lot of heavy shiat, some of it probably caused by his asshole kid.


Gee... I wonder where and from whom kids learn stuff?
 
2013-08-16 12:55:00 PM

Primitive Screwhead: Demetrius: Seriously, though...I can understand Jerry being so very depressed.  Battling cancer and now a kid that's a killer.  This could push him over the edge.

Yeah, that's the not so funny part of this story.
By all accounts he seems like a great guy and I very much enjoy his commentary.
It's unfortunate his kid turned out to be such an asshole.


The fact that you say you enjoy his commentary makes me suspicious.  I stopped watching games because on a daily basis he'd mention that Wade Boggs could have hit a homer, or a double or tile, whatever he wanted, every time he came up to bat.  Sometimes he'd say that in consecutive innings.  And Wade Boggs hadn't played for the team in eight years.
 
2013-08-16 12:57:44 PM

the biggest redneck here: shifty lookin bleeder: That sucks. Remdog is a class act, and he's already dealt with a lot of heavy shiat, some of it probably caused by his asshole kid.

Gee... I wonder where and from whom kids learn stuff?


Who is the kid in this story?
 
2013-08-16 12:57:45 PM

Kygz: Demetrius: Too bad they don't test announcer's kids for steroids.  They could have picked this shiathead off a long time ago.

Based on what I read in the article, the Red Sox dismissed this guy from the organization because of a steroid investigation of some kind.


Sounds like he was the either the middleman or the bag man for the teams steroids.
 
2013-08-16 12:58:14 PM
Didn't Rem Dog's daughter recently get arrested for drunkenly assaulting a cop?
 
2013-08-16 01:00:16 PM
Where did he get his 'roids?

a.espncdn.com
 
2013-08-16 01:03:07 PM

the biggest redneck here: shifty lookin bleeder: That sucks. Remdog is a class act, and he's already dealt with a lot of heavy shiat, some of it probably caused by his asshole kid.

Gee... I wonder where and from whom kids learn stuff?


Yes, I'm sure he learned murder from his father.  Sometimes kids turn out to be assholes on their own.
 
2013-08-16 01:12:37 PM

Primitive Screwhead: Yeah, that's the not so funny part of this story.


What's the funny part?

HAHA murder?
 
2013-08-16 01:15:36 PM

fatalvenom: Didn't Rem Dog's daughter recently get arrested for drunkenly assaulting a cop?


Yup, just googled it.  Tried to break into her ex's place, then after she got caught and cuffed, kicked a cop in the ass.

Talk about a bad case of sibling rivalry. Jesus.
 
2013-08-16 01:26:04 PM
Feel bad for Remy . I don't have kids so I can't imagine what it feels like to watch your child go bad.
 
2013-08-16 01:30:21 PM

skinink: Feel bad for Remy . I don't have kids so I can't imagine what it feels like to watch your child go bad.


Sounds like he has mulitple children that have gone bad.  I assume he was out of town a lot when they were growing up, so I blame Mom.
 
2013-08-16 01:39:18 PM

shifty lookin bleeder: fatalvenom: Didn't Rem Dog's daughter recently get arrested for drunkenly assaulting a cop?

Yup, just googled it.  Tried to break into her ex's place, then after she got caught and cuffed, kicked a cop in the ass.

Talk about a bad case of sibling rivalry. Jesus.


What, did they have some kind of contest going to see who would be the first to murder an ex? She would have won, if it weren't for those meddling police.
 
2013-08-16 02:40:08 PM

Gunny Highway: the biggest redneck here: shifty lookin bleeder: That sucks. Remdog is a class act, and he's already dealt with a lot of heavy shiat, some of it probably caused by his asshole kid.

Gee... I wonder where and from whom kids learn stuff?

Who is the kid in this story?


Son of "Remdog" the "class act."
 
2013-08-16 02:40:45 PM

shifty lookin bleeder: the biggest redneck here: shifty lookin bleeder: That sucks. Remdog is a class act, and he's already dealt with a lot of heavy shiat, some of it probably caused by his asshole kid.

Gee... I wonder where and from whom kids learn stuff?

Yes, I'm sure he learned murder from his father.  Sometimes kids turn out to be assholes on their own.


Almost never.
 
2013-08-16 02:42:00 PM

the biggest redneck here: shifty lookin bleeder: the biggest redneck here: shifty lookin bleeder: That sucks. Remdog is a class act, and he's already dealt with a lot of heavy shiat, some of it probably caused by his asshole kid.

Gee... I wonder where and from whom kids learn stuff?

Yes, I'm sure he learned murder from his father.  Sometimes kids turn out to be assholes on their own.

Almost never.


.... and this guy apparently raised a pack of them.
 
2013-08-16 02:51:50 PM

shifty lookin bleeder: the biggest redneck here: shifty lookin bleeder: That sucks. Remdog is a class act, and he's already dealt with a lot of heavy shiat, some of it probably caused by his asshole kid.

Gee... I wonder where and from whom kids learn stuff?

Yes, I'm sure he learned murder from his father.  Sometimes kids turn out to be assholes on their own.


And sometimes they are raised to be assholes.  And apparently, to look like  they are composed of bad video game sprites

img.gawkerassets.com
 
2013-08-16 02:53:11 PM

the biggest redneck here: Gunny Highway: the biggest redneck here: shifty lookin bleeder: That sucks. Remdog is a class act, and he's already dealt with a lot of heavy shiat, some of it probably caused by his asshole kid.

Gee... I wonder where and from whom kids learn stuff?

Who is the kid in this story?

Son of "Remdog" the "class act."


I wonder what he did that turned his son into a murderer.
 
2013-08-16 02:54:44 PM

bongmiester: umm, why should action of the son of a television host reflect badly on the team?


It doesn't, but the closest I can come to an answer is that Remy more or less took over Pesky's role as Mr. Red Sox after he died.  Former (and Massachusetts-born, for that matter) player, broadcaster, official/unofficial president of the team fan club, and he owns some local restaurants to boot.

As everyone else has said, the shiat he's been through in the past five years or so has just been brutal to him.  Hope it gets better somehow.

\csb: Jerry's aunt and uncle ran a dance studio when he was a kid, and my mom claims she danced with Jerry for a show once
 
2013-08-16 03:25:56 PM
This is one of those "no doubt about his guilt" deals. Leaves a 4 year old without a mother. Just put one behind his ear and remove this plague from the planet.
 
2013-08-16 03:30:14 PM

Gunny Highway: the biggest redneck here: Gunny Highway: the biggest redneck here: shifty lookin bleeder: That sucks. Remdog is a class act, and he's already dealt with a lot of heavy shiat, some of it probably caused by his asshole kid.

Gee... I wonder where and from whom kids learn stuff?

Who is the kid in this story?

Son of "Remdog" the "class act."

I wonder what he did that turned his son into a murderer.


Probably much of the same stuff that led to his daughter being similarly cracked out. Could be just simple neglect, could be much worse.
 
2013-08-16 03:34:45 PM

srhp29: skinink: Feel bad for Remy . I don't have kids so I can't imagine what it feels like to watch your child go bad.

Sounds like he has mulitple children that have gone bad.  I assume he was out of town a lot when they were growing up, so I blame Mom.


The murder occured after his mother begged the victim to not extend the restraining order because "it would ruin his life".
 
2013-08-16 04:00:30 PM

Yes please: Primitive Screwhead: Demetrius: Seriously, though...I can understand Jerry being so very depressed.  Battling cancer and now a kid that's a killer.  This could push him over the edge.

Yeah, that's the not so funny part of this story.
By all accounts he seems like a great guy and I very much enjoy his commentary.
It's unfortunate his kid turned out to be such an asshole.

The fact that you say you enjoy his commentary makes me suspicious.  I stopped watching games because on a daily basis he'd mention that Wade Boggs could have hit a homer, or a double or tile, whatever he wanted, every time he came up to bat.  Sometimes he'd say that in consecutive innings.  And Wade Boggs hadn't played for the team in eight years.


You should hear him talk about his playing days with Joe Cronin & Herb Pennock.

skrame: What's the funny part?
HAHA murder?


Yeah, that came out wrong and not sure I can sum it up but I kinda mean the part that's harshing my snark about Remy's "Rem Dawg" chotchkies. (or something like that)

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It's a terrible, terrible thing for this woman to lose her life, a child to lose their mother and a family to be torn apart because some asshole is a roided out freak.
 
2013-08-16 04:05:44 PM
The guy only had fifteen criminal charges against him which come out to only a little over one a year.

I think we can all agree that the poor guy has had a tough life and maybe a few years on probation will straighten him out and help him become a productive member of society.
 
2013-08-16 04:31:09 PM

the biggest redneck here: Gunny Highway: the biggest redneck here: Gunny Highway: the biggest redneck here: shifty lookin bleeder: That sucks. Remdog is a class act, and he's already dealt with a lot of heavy shiat, some of it probably caused by his asshole kid.

Gee... I wonder where and from whom kids learn stuff?

Who is the kid in this story?

Son of "Remdog" the "class act."

I wonder what he did that turned his son into a murderer.

Probably much of the same stuff that led to his daughter being similarly cracked out. Could be just simple neglect, could be much worse.


What do you think it was?
 
2013-08-16 04:32:14 PM
Maybe he's a great announcer but a terrible parent.  Maybe it's no one's fault but his son's - I sure know plenty of people who didn't grow up into what their parents wanted them to be, and although that's a far cry from being a murderer, it speaks to how difficult it can be to make one's children turn out a specific way.  People have plenty of influences in life - it's not just the parents.

Either way, I feel sorry for the RemDawg.  I can't imagine what it must be like to wake up and hear that someone in your family committed murder.  My sympathies go out to the victims' family, too.
 
2013-08-16 05:35:38 PM

Gunny Highway: the biggest redneck here: Gunny Highway: the biggest redneck here: Gunny Highway: the biggest redneck here: shifty lookin bleeder: That sucks. Remdog is a class act, and he's already dealt with a lot of heavy shiat, some of it probably caused by his asshole kid.

Gee... I wonder where and from whom kids learn stuff?

Who is the kid in this story?

Son of "Remdog" the "class act."

I wonder what he did that turned his son into a murderer.

Probably much of the same stuff that led to his daughter being similarly cracked out. Could be just simple neglect, could be much worse.

What do you think it was?


I don't know the guy personally, only that he consistently produces incredible sh*tstains for children. So let's go with rape. He sodomized all of his kids. Repeatedly. Daily, even. And their friends, too. All of them.

/dumb questions receive dumb answers
 
2013-08-16 06:05:23 PM

the biggest redneck here: Gunny Highway: the biggest redneck here: Gunny Highway: the biggest redneck here: Gunny Highway: the biggest redneck here: shifty lookin bleeder: That sucks. Remdog is a class act, and he's already dealt with a lot of heavy shiat, some of it probably caused by his asshole kid.

Gee... I wonder where and from whom kids learn stuff?

Who is the kid in this story?

Son of "Remdog" the "class act."

I wonder what he did that turned his son into a murderer.

Probably much of the same stuff that led to his daughter being similarly cracked out. Could be just simple neglect, could be much worse.

What do you think it was?

I don't know the guy personally, only that he consistently produces incredible sh*tstains for children. So let's go with rape. He sodomized all of his kids. Repeatedly. Daily, even. And their friends, too. All of them.

/dumb questions receive dumb answers


You dont know shiat about the guy so fark off your assumptions.
 
2013-08-16 06:25:09 PM
Yankees-Red Sox tonight, which means the guy with the yellow headphones and the Robert Redford look alike will be behind home plate.
 
2013-08-16 07:09:31 PM
Watching the Sox right now, absolutely no mention of what's going on, talking about A-Roid instead.  Also, Remmy isn't doing the play-by-play, I don't expect him back for rest of the season.
 
2013-08-16 07:32:34 PM

Reverend J: Watching the Sox right now, absolutely no mention of what's going on, talking about A-Roid instead.  Also, Remmy isn't doing the play-by-play, I don't expect him back for rest of the season.


I thought the boos for A-Rod were pretty lackluster. I wanted to see a brown cloud of boos around him.
 
2013-08-16 07:41:49 PM

Reverend J: Also, Remmy isn't doing the play-by-play, I don't expect him back for rest of the season.


There's a press release on redsox.com, which was also released on NESN.com.  Not sure what he'll do; coming back when they're on the west coast keeps him away from the story, but waiting until the next Fenway game gives him the big ovation and encouragement.  Either way, I think coming back would actually be good for him.

uncleacid: Yankees-Red Sox tonight, which means the guy with the yellow headphones and the Robert Redford look alike will be behind home plate.


Headphone Guy is Jeremy Kapstein, a former agent and huge Sox fan (he even has a ring - saw it when he was at a restaurant with me).  He's always there, and I'm pretty sure
 
2013-08-16 07:43:52 PM
(Oops, anyway.. was gonna say I'm pretty sure he's never, ever budged during a game.)
 
2013-08-16 07:50:39 PM
Is this the in game thread?
Boo Yankees!
I dislike Costas doing these games, he is more of a football guy IMO.
 
2013-08-16 07:52:03 PM

Gunny Highway: the biggest redneck here: Gunny Highway: the biggest redneck here: Gunny Highway: the biggest redneck here: Gunny Highway: the biggest redneck here: shifty lookin bleeder: That sucks. Remdog is a class act, and he's already dealt with a lot of heavy shiat, some of it probably caused by his asshole kid.

Gee... I wonder where and from whom kids learn stuff?

Who is the kid in this story?

Son of "Remdog" the "class act."

I wonder what he did that turned his son into a murderer.

Probably much of the same stuff that led to his daughter being similarly cracked out. Could be just simple neglect, could be much worse.

What do you think it was?

I don't know the guy personally, only that he consistently produces incredible sh*tstains for children. So let's go with rape. He sodomized all of his kids. Repeatedly. Daily, even. And their friends, too. All of them.

/dumb questions receive dumb answers

You dont know shiat about the guy so fark off your assumptions.


Im not assuming that he raised at least two violent psychos, at least one of whom is an abuser and murderer. So fark off with your low IQ.
 
2013-08-16 08:25:06 PM

the biggest redneck here: Gunny Highway: the biggest redneck here: Gunny Highway: the biggest redneck here: Gunny Highway: the biggest redneck here: Gunny Highway: the biggest redneck here: shifty lookin bleeder: That sucks. Remdog is a class act, and he's already dealt with a lot of heavy shiat, some of it probably caused by his asshole kid.

Gee... I wonder where and from whom kids learn stuff?

Who is the kid in this story?

Son of "Remdog" the "class act."

I wonder what he did that turned his son into a murderer.

Probably much of the same stuff that led to his daughter being similarly cracked out. Could be just simple neglect, could be much worse.

What do you think it was?

I don't know the guy personally, only that he consistently produces incredible sh*tstains for children. So let's go with rape. He sodomized all of his kids. Repeatedly. Daily, even. And their friends, too. All of them.

/dumb questions receive dumb answers

You dont know shiat about the guy so fark off your assumptions.

Im not assuming that he raised at least two violent psychos, at least one of whom is an abuser and murderer. So fark off with your low IQ.


Dude. You're the one who started with the insinuation that the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. And then when asked how you think that might happen, you give an assy response followed by "dumb questions receive dumb answers"... followed by insulting people's intelligence.

So, for being a troll forum disruptor, bravo. Winner is you.

As far as being a cogent debater and all around swell guy, you need a little practice.

Even IF dad turns out not to have been a great dad after all, heaping blame at his feet for this is classless, and pretty much giving some sort of apologist view for this Jared's behavior. The guy is built like a gorilla, has plenty of the signs of a habitual steroid abuser, murders his soon-to-be-ex while fending off any who would help, and has the gall to plead not guilty. Having a bad childhood isn't some blank check to be a human stain. Picking fights and spreading the blame around is a rather repugnant behavior.
 
2013-08-16 08:57:45 PM

the biggest redneck here: Im not assuming that he raised at least two violent psychos, at least one of whom is an abuser and murderer. So fark off with your low IQ.


Just curious; did you heap "blame" on Andy Reid when his kid OD'ed? Since Jerry was a professional player who then segued into a broadcasting career, there's a similar parallel of "Father having a job(s) that requires substantial travel and probably being too f*cking tired upon coming home to handle every single family problem immediately" here.

Obviously there's plenty of professional athletes, coaches, etc who can manage to raise children that don't turn out to be complete monsters or addicts, so there's no excuse or justification for simply "being away a lot with a high pressure job", but I'm surprised you're missing a potentially more obvious reason and just flinging "Jerry must be a goddamn monster himself" poo everywhere
 
2013-08-16 09:03:29 PM

BSABSVR: shifty lookin bleeder: the biggest redneck here: shifty lookin bleeder: That sucks. Remdog is a class act, and he's already dealt with a lot of heavy shiat, some of it probably caused by his asshole kid.

Gee... I wonder where and from whom kids learn stuff?

Yes, I'm sure he learned murder from his father.  Sometimes kids turn out to be assholes on their own.

And sometimes they are raised to be assholes.  And apparently, to look like  they are composed of bad video game sprites

[img.gawkerassets.com image 640x360]


img.fark.net

Not my work but it works.
 
2013-08-16 09:05:54 PM
*checks back into thread*
*sees the direction it's gone in*
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-08-16 09:06:25 PM
Boston sports. The murder  years. Next up. The Boston bruins zdeno chara ....
 
2013-08-16 09:44:24 PM
Maybe dad will notice him now
 
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