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(ABC 27)   "A talking cat told me to rob the bank and everything else I did, judge, but I am still going to prison?"   (abc27.com ) divider line
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1354 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Aug 2013 at 12:51 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-08-16 11:42:44 AM  
As, the Son of Sam defense.
 
2013-08-16 11:54:23 AM  

i253.photobucket.com

 
2013-08-16 12:34:28 PM  
They caught Gargamel?
 
2013-08-16 12:50:49 PM  
Cat quoted as saying "Whoa, whoa. I never said that"
 
2013-08-16 12:52:20 PM  
You can haz feloni convikshun.
 
2013-08-16 12:53:48 PM  
thegigglegirls.edublogs.org
 
2013-08-16 12:53:51 PM  
Sounds like Sabrina the Teenage Witch has gone the way of Todd Bridges.
 
2013-08-16 12:54:43 PM  
Not the first time a talking pussy gets a man in trouble. Pussies should be quiet.
 
2013-08-16 12:56:37 PM  
Behemoth wanted for questioning.

bookhaven.stanford.edu
 
2013-08-16 12:57:12 PM  
Sorry, Thing Two. You should have made a deal when it was on the table. Once Thing One talked, somebody had to go down.
 
2013-08-16 12:57:20 PM  
Well, we can't very well send the cat to prison, now can we?
 
2013-08-16 12:58:50 PM  
If your cat talks to you, you do what it says.  I didn't make the rules.
 
2013-08-16 01:01:17 PM  
Isn't that the dog's job?
 
2013-08-16 01:04:29 PM  
In other news, Pa judge discovers cure for schizophrenia. We'll be back in 2 1/2 - 5 years, with more.

www.superfreegift.com
 
2013-08-16 01:09:58 PM  
Are people required to do what the voices in their heads tell them to?
 
2013-08-16 01:11:55 PM  
Righty-O

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-08-16 01:12:23 PM  
I'd rather have a talking bank tell me to kill a cat.

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2013-08-16 01:13:59 PM  
About a decade ago a man was arrested for doing karate moves in the nude in the middle of downtown.  The judge found the man not guilty by reason of insanity after his appointed attorney called the man to the stand to explain why he felt compelled to do that.  The man's answer, "Jesus told me to".

So the lesson learned here, don't blame a fluffy animal for your misdeeds, blame Jesus!
 
2013-08-16 01:19:28 PM  
 
2013-08-16 01:22:43 PM  

JeffreyScott: About a decade ago a man was arrested for doing karate moves in the nude in the middle of downtown.  The judge found the man not guilty by reason of insanity after his appointed attorney called the man to the stand to explain why he felt compelled to do that.  The man's answer, "Jesus told me to".

So the lesson learned here, don't blame a fluffy animal for your misdeeds, blame Jesus!


I don't know if I'd take advice from Jesus.  He's only got a .208 batting average and just 9 RBIs this year.
 
2013-08-16 01:25:11 PM  
i1303.photobucket.com

Wanted for questioning
 
2013-08-16 01:36:17 PM  

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The cat in question.

 
2013-08-16 01:40:09 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-08-16 01:54:49 PM  
If your cat tells you to rob a bank, don't do it. IT'S A TRAP!
 
2013-08-16 01:57:55 PM  
It's the purrfect crime.
 
2013-08-16 01:59:17 PM  

I'm just asking questions: Behemoth wanted for questioning.

[bookhaven.stanford.edu image 450x640]


A tale worthy of Sextus Empiricus, Martinus Capolla, and for all I know, Aristotle himself ...

Or something.
 
2013-08-16 02:18:45 PM  
www.girlgeniusonline.com

Wanted for questioning
 
2013-08-16 05:08:42 PM  
Has anyone thought to question Eric Roberts?
 
2013-08-16 05:40:48 PM  
Has anyone thought of doing an MRI and CT in addition to a mental health eval? No shiat, when my father's cancer traveled up his spinal cord to his brain stem, not even his doctor knew it until he started hallucinating... a talking cat. He'd had back trouble for years and said that his back felt exactly like it did when it went out, it was just doing it more frequently. It wasn't until the talking cat nonsense started that they did the MRI and CT and aw what was going on.

Of course, the guy could also be nuttier than a fruitcake or trying to avoid PMITA prison by trying the old looney toons defense. But there's also a .^A percent chance he could actually have something physically wrong and if that's the case, medical care is actually cheaper than 25 to life in prison.
 
2013-08-16 05:43:51 PM  

Aigoo: But there's also a .^A percent chance


The word filter does math? That's not what I typed. I typed a decimal point, several zeros and a one... any math whizzes know WTF that shiat is?
 
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