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(Wausau Daily Herald)   Equality comes to the sex slave game as woman is arrested for holding two men hostage until one of them has sex with her. Bonus: "You should be nervous Mister mugshot photographer" pic   (wausaudailyherald.com) divider line 57
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2013-08-16 11:08:46 AM  
I don't want to look at any pictures of her if she has to resorted to kidnapping and forcing guys to have sex with her.

Her VJ probably has 3 rows of sharp serrated teeth...
 
2013-08-16 11:11:23 AM  
GAH!
 
2013-08-16 11:11:24 AM  
50 Shades of Aw Hell No.
 
2013-08-16 11:11:44 AM  
Come on, Bob. Take one for the team.
 
2013-08-16 11:11:45 AM  
She looks frighteningly cheerful
 
2013-08-16 11:12:20 AM  
Rock. Paper. Scissors.
 
2013-08-16 11:14:44 AM  
$1500 bond signature bond? Are you farking kidding me? Damn, I've seen higher, non-signature, bonds for jay-walking.
 
2013-08-16 11:16:47 AM  
Terry L. Boyd appeared Tuesday in Marathon County Circuit Court on charges of false imprisonment, obstructing an officer, disorderly conduct and bail jumping. A judge ordered Boyd released on a $1,500 signature bond.

i've never jumped bail. does that mean that i should expect to get out of police custody even more easily if i'm stupid enough to allow window access to the two attractive 18 year old women i've locked in a room for sexual purposes?
 
2013-08-16 11:22:02 AM  
Those idiots scream and cry for help and then DON'T press charges? Chessus..
 
2013-08-16 11:22:52 AM  

NightOwl2255: $1500 bond signature bond? Are you farking kidding me? Damn, I've seen higher, non-signature, bonds for jay-walking.


Certainly. That's what a man would get if he did the same to 2 women, isn't it?
 
2013-08-16 11:24:16 AM  
Liguistically a stretch, but she puts the NO in Snu-Snu
 
2013-08-16 11:28:11 AM  
So the "smokin' hot" meme has finaly been retired.

So long as I still have my eye bleach.

She did it twice? You would think after the first time the guy would have learned his lesson. And ladies, remember, us guys function differently than you.

1) We cannot 'fake" it (unless we are Cosmo Kramer), and
2) We can't just "lie back and enjoy it" in the case of rape as the late Tex Antoine (weatherman on ABC 7 in NY 30+ years ago) once drunkenly intoned on air in reference to an 8 year old rape victim.

If Mr. Happy doesn't want to come out and play, he won't. He does have a mind of his own.
 
2013-08-16 11:28:15 AM  
I will freely admit this is a better headline than the one I submitted.  Well done, subby.
 
2013-08-16 11:29:30 AM  

FullMetalPanda: I don't want to look at any pictures of her if she has to resorted to kidnapping and forcing guys to have sex with her.

Her VJ probably has 3 rows of sharp serrated teeth...


Just let me find my keys and we can drive out.
 
2013-08-16 11:29:56 AM  

Katolu: Those idiots scream and cry for help and then DON'T press charges? Chessus..


And one of them went back! And got locked up by her again! I've heard of slow learners, but this is a bit much.
 
2013-08-16 11:30:08 AM  

unclemongo: I will freely admit this is a better headline than the one I submitted.  Well done, subby.


Does that make you feel like a pawn in the game of life?
 
2013-08-16 11:30:23 AM  
Caption time!

"I'm thinking of a number between cock and balls."

"In my head, you look sexy with a ball gag."

"...and this one time, at bang camp..."

"...and then he said, 'My, what big vagina dentata you have!', so I replied..."

"I'm smiling because my fukuoku slipped off in situ and it's still going."
 
2013-08-16 11:32:08 AM  
Wausau, wor-sor, whatevah
 
2013-08-16 11:32:36 AM  
Clicks on article.....
sees photo....
*shudders*
(runs away from computer crying!)
 
2013-08-16 11:33:35 AM  

garandman1a: So the "smokin' hot" meme has finaly been retired.

So long as I still have my eye bleach.

She did it twice? You would think after the first time the guy would have learned his lesson. And ladies, remember, us guys function differently than you.

1) We cannot 'fake" it (unless we are Cosmo Kramer), and
2) We can't just "lie back and enjoy it" in the case of rape as the late Tex Antoine (weatherman on ABC 7 in NY 30+ years ago) once drunkenly intoned on air in reference to an 8 year old rape victim.

If Mr. Happy doesn't want to come out and play, he won't. He does have a mind of his own.


Um, no. A man's (or woman's) body can and will respond to stimulation in the absence of consent. Presence of erection or orgasm does not imply consent, and absence of erection does not mean a man cannot still be raped by a woman.
 
2013-08-16 11:33:56 AM  

KillerChihuahua: Katolu: Those idiots scream and cry for help and then DON'T press charges? Chessus..

And one of them went back! And got locked up by her again! I've heard of slow learners, but this is a bit much.


I don't like playing blame the victim, but the roommate of this beast is testing me.
 
2013-08-16 11:34:05 AM  
Man, fark Taboola. 70% of the content on that page is fake news story ads.
 
2013-08-16 11:36:07 AM  
her husband, David, had no comment.
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/stock photo stolen from the interwebs
 
2013-08-16 11:37:19 AM  

Katolu: KillerChihuahua: Katolu: Those idiots scream and cry for help and then DON'T press charges? Chessus..

And one of them went back! And got locked up by her again! I've heard of slow learners, but this is a bit much.

I don't like playing blame the victim, but the roommate of this beast is testing me.


I don't know. Seems reasonable to want to return tk your place of residence. Especially since ahe should have been behind bars for wrongful imprisonment to start with.
 
2013-08-16 11:39:18 AM  
When she says "I'm up for anal", it doesn't mean what you think it means.
 
2013-08-16 11:48:17 AM  

neversubmit: unclemongo: I will freely admit this is a better headline than the one I submitted.  Well done, subby.

Does that make you feel like a pawn in the game of life?


I've felt like that since the first time I dealt with the DMV.
 
2013-08-16 11:48:47 AM  
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2013-08-16 11:49:16 AM  
Even Bob Filner would think twice about her.
 
2013-08-16 11:50:56 AM  
i1143.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-16 11:52:47 AM  
The guys were rescued and did not have to put thier penis in crazy.
 
2013-08-16 12:00:29 PM  

balisane: garandman1a: So the "smokin' hot" meme has finaly been retired.

So long as I still have my eye bleach.

She did it twice? You would think after the first time the guy would have learned his lesson. And ladies, remember, us guys function differently than you.

1) We cannot 'fake" it (unless we are Cosmo Kramer), and
2) We can't just "lie back and enjoy it" in the case of rape as the late Tex Antoine (weatherman on ABC 7 in NY 30+ years ago) once drunkenly intoned on air in reference to an 8 year old rape victim.

If Mr. Happy doesn't want to come out and play, he won't. He does have a mind of his own.

Um, no. A man's (or woman's) body can and will respond to stimulation in the absence of consent. Presence of erection or orgasm does not imply consent, and absence of erection does not mean a man cannot still be raped by a woman.



As a man who has never been confronted in such a situation, I can't claim to be an expert. However at best it does make it a lot tougher since my tounge, hands and feet could also withstand the force (unless we are talking about Yoda which is possible based on the picture) as well I believe. And here I was waiting for someone to comment on Tex Antoine...
 
2013-08-16 12:08:53 PM  

Luse: Katolu: KillerChihuahua: Katolu: Those idiots scream and cry for help and then DON'T press charges? Chessus..

And one of them went back! And got locked up by her again! I've heard of slow learners, but this is a bit much.

I don't like playing blame the victim, but the roommate of this beast is testing me.

I don't know. Seems reasonable to want to return tk your place of residence. Especially since ahe should have been behind bars for wrongful imprisonment to start with.


Except the men had already opted NOT to press charges, so they knew she wouldn't be locked up.
 
2013-08-16 12:11:17 PM  
What doesn't seem natural is using a pole to hoist yourself over something. Maybe back in the day, when you wanted to scale a castle wall but its practical applications now seem limited.

She should be thinking about that, rather than me sucking some guy's dick. Unless she's into that.
 
2013-08-16 12:15:03 PM  
A morning radio show mentioned the story this morning, and commented that she looked a bit Shrek-ish, and golly-bob-howdy!  Not even the one we all knowand love, but like the prototype when Chris Farley was still alive, and was going to voice the character!
 
2013-08-16 12:15:34 PM  
Waste of time.

She could walk up to any tramp on the street, offer him lunch and a couple of quarts of beer, and get him to do the number.
 
2013-08-16 12:16:16 PM  
Boyd was sitting against the door to block the officers from entering the building

Wow.  How did she think that would end??
 
2013-08-16 12:16:20 PM  

Katolu: Those idiots scream and cry for help and then DON'T press charges? Chessus..


They got released and didn't have to appear publicly to testify as to their stupidity.  Better to remain silent and be considered an idiot than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.

/as to the roommate who returned and got locked in the bedroom again, he's got some solid career prospects as a village idiot.
 
2013-08-16 12:19:50 PM  
Just because visuals might heighten awareness and motivate people to take meaningful action to bring about real change.

s21.postimg.org
 
2013-08-16 12:23:15 PM  
Tina Yothers is all grown up now. Isn't that special.
 
2013-08-16 12:25:03 PM  

Cletus C.: What doesn't seem natural is using a pole to hoist yourself over something. Maybe back in the day, when you wanted to scale a castle wall but its practical applications now seem limited.

She should be thinking about that, rather than me sucking some guy's dick. Unless she's into that.


Ha. Meant for the Russian pole vaulter thread. I should be locked up in this woman's house for that stupid mistake.
 
2013-08-16 12:27:23 PM  

garandman1a: balisane: garandman1a: So the "smokin' hot" meme has finaly been retired.

So long as I still have my eye bleach.

She did it twice? You would think after the first time the guy would have learned his lesson. And ladies, remember, us guys function differently than you.

1) We cannot 'fake" it (unless we are Cosmo Kramer), and
2) We can't just "lie back and enjoy it" in the case of rape as the late Tex Antoine (weatherman on ABC 7 in NY 30+ years ago) once drunkenly intoned on air in reference to an 8 year old rape victim.

If Mr. Happy doesn't want to come out and play, he won't. He does have a mind of his own.

Um, no. A man's (or woman's) body can and will respond to stimulation in the absence of consent. Presence of erection or orgasm does not imply consent, and absence of erection does not mean a man cannot still be raped by a woman.


As a man who has never been confronted in such a situation, I can't claim to be an expert. However at best it does make it a lot tougher since my tounge, hands and feet could also withstand the force (unless we are talking about Yoda which is possible based on the picture) as well I believe. And here I was waiting for someone to comment on Tex Antoine...


Your imagination lacks cruelty. This is not a fault.
 
2013-08-16 12:27:40 PM  
www.northhollyhood.com
 
2013-08-16 12:31:52 PM  

KillerChihuahua: Luse: Katolu: KillerChihuahua: Katolu: Those idiots scream and cry for help and then DON'T press charges? Chessus..

And one of them went back! And got locked up by her again! I've heard of slow learners, but this is a bit much.

I don't like playing blame the victim, but the roommate of this beast is testing me.

I don't know. Seems reasonable to want to return tk your place of residence. Especially since ahe should have been behind bars for wrongful imprisonment to start with.

Except the men had already opted NOT to press charges, so they knew she wouldn't be locked up.


True. However in a usual domestic disturbance (with the male as the aggressor), if the cops come out, he is spending a night in jail, even if she does not press charges.
 
2013-08-16 12:32:43 PM  
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2013-08-16 12:33:28 PM  
" ... I only have to outrun you ..."
 
2013-08-16 12:39:36 PM  

Katolu: Those idiots scream and cry for help and then DON'T press charges? Chessus..


Assholes like to try and humiliate dudes who find themselves in these situations. Lady's a creepy-ass sexual predator and shouldn't have been let off with a slap on the wrist.

Luse: True. However in a usual domestic disturbance (with the male as the aggressor), if the cops come out, he is spending a night in jail, even if she does not press charges.


If someone can reasonably be determined to be the aggressor in a domestic violence incident, I see no problem with that. Battered spouses/partners frequently decline to press charges for all kinds of fun mindfark reasons.
 
2013-08-16 12:43:23 PM  

Inchoate: Katolu: Those idiots scream and cry for help and then DON'T press charges? Chessus..

Assholes like to try and humiliate dudes who find themselves in these situations. Lady's a creepy-ass sexual predator and shouldn't have been let off with a slap on the wrist.

Luse: True. However in a usual domestic disturbance (with the male as the aggressor), if the cops come out, he is spending a night in jail, even if she does not press charges.

If someone can reasonably be determined to be the aggressor in a domestic violence incident, I see no problem with that. Battered spouses/partners frequently decline to press charges for all kinds of fun mindfark reasons.


I agree completely. Just a shame that there is a double standard. Two people locked in room yelling to cops for help and her trying to batticade the door should make it plain who the aggrolessor is.
 
2013-08-16 12:48:39 PM  

Luse: KillerChihuahua: Luse: Katolu: KillerChihuahua: Katolu: Those idiots scream and cry for help and then DON'T press charges? Chessus..

And one of them went back! And got locked up by her again! I've heard of slow learners, but this is a bit much.

I don't like playing blame the victim, but the roommate of this beast is testing me.

I don't know. Seems reasonable to want to return tk your place of residence. Especially since ahe should have been behind bars for wrongful imprisonment to start with.

Except the men had already opted NOT to press charges, so they knew she wouldn't be locked up.

True. However in a usual domestic disturbance (with the male as the aggressor), if the cops come out, he is spending a night in jail, even if she does not press charges.


As the victim in the classic male aggressor, female victim scenario on multiple occasions, (prior to finally divorcing him) I can assure you that does not always happen. As in, almost never. Maybe things are better now, I couldn't say.
 
2013-08-16 12:57:07 PM  

KillerChihuahua: Luse: KillerChihuahua: Luse: Katolu: KillerChihuahua: Katolu: Those idiots scream and cry for help and then DON'T press charges? Chessus..

And one of them went back! And got locked up by her again! I've heard of slow learners, but this is a bit much.

I don't like playing blame the victim, but the roommate of this beast is testing me.

I don't know. Seems reasonable to want to return tk your place of residence. Especially since ahe should have been behind bars for wrongful imprisonment to start with.

Except the men had already opted NOT to press charges, so they knew she wouldn't be locked up.

True. However in a usual domestic disturbance (with the male as the aggressor), if the cops come out, he is spending a night in jail, even if she does not press charges.

As the victim in the classic male aggressor, female victim scenario on multiple occasions, (prior to finally divorcing him) I can assure you that does not always happen. As in, almost never. Maybe things are better now, I couldn't say.


I'm sorry to hear of your experience. Most places I've lived the mantra was, "If cops show up, they're not leaving alone."
Altho I can't claim personal experience as I don't make a habit of abusing my spouse.
 
2013-08-16 12:57:47 PM  
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